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#43 - Comment deleted 03/10/2013 on Scumbag Benedict +1
#43 - But only a Sith deals in absolutes....Yoda is a Sith. 03/08/2013 on force ghosts 0
#116 - And jut for the record, being a dick and thinking you're bette…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome +3
#121 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
actually, I take that back. Soldiers wish they could be called Marines. haha
User avatar #135 - graydiggy (12/20/2012) [-]
I was agreeing with you until you spouted this shit.

Fuck you.
#313 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
clearly it was a joke. their is a mutual love/hate relationship that's been going for quite a while. if you didn't get that then I'm sorry.
#118 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
it's about understanding the difference. No Marine accepts being called a soldier just as no soldier wants to be called a Marine.
#113 - What the **** did you just ******* s… 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome +8
#105 - You're the type of soldier that makes people not like the mili…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome +4
#123 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
but I will apologize for one thing, I misread your post when you said "seniors" I thought it said "sailor" as I was breezing through it. my apology for the misunderstanding.
#107 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
fuck you, I'm not a soldier. I'm not even going to give you the respect of reading the rest of your comment just because you can't give me the respect of calling me a Marine. fuck you bro.
#116 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
And jut for the record, being a dick and thinking you're better than other people especially other members of our military does not earn you respect. You don't deserve to be called a marine, soldier, or anything else but an asshat.
#121 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
actually, I take that back. Soldiers wish they could be called Marines. haha
User avatar #135 - graydiggy (12/20/2012) [-]
I was agreeing with you until you spouted this shit.

Fuck you.
#313 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
clearly it was a joke. their is a mutual love/hate relationship that's been going for quite a while. if you didn't get that then I'm sorry.
#118 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
it's about understanding the difference. No Marine accepts being called a soldier just as no soldier wants to be called a Marine.
#113 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#93 - That still doesn't mean you know. You're one marine in a corp …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome -1
#139 - ARRRGGGG (12/20/2012) [-]
Fucking JROTC...
#98 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
I doubt that your sailor buddy turned Marine actually had permission to wear his cammies. rules are rules and he broke them.
#105 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
You're the type of soldier that makes people not like the military. You think you just know so much because you're a marine. You're not the only one. You do not know how every single one of them operates. And where did you get sailor? Because your CO is a complete dick doesn't mean they all are. And you have no way to prove any rules were broken. You just wanted attention because you're a Marine. And you know the rules. Good for you.
#123 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
but I will apologize for one thing, I misread your post when you said "seniors" I thought it said "sailor" as I was breezing through it. my apology for the misunderstanding.
#107 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
fuck you, I'm not a soldier. I'm not even going to give you the respect of reading the rest of your comment just because you can't give me the respect of calling me a Marine. fuck you bro.
#116 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
And jut for the record, being a dick and thinking you're better than other people especially other members of our military does not earn you respect. You don't deserve to be called a marine, soldier, or anything else but an asshat.
#121 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
actually, I take that back. Soldiers wish they could be called Marines. haha
User avatar #135 - graydiggy (12/20/2012) [-]
I was agreeing with you until you spouted this shit.

Fuck you.
#313 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
clearly it was a joke. their is a mutual love/hate relationship that's been going for quite a while. if you didn't get that then I'm sorry.
#118 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
it's about understanding the difference. No Marine accepts being called a soldier just as no soldier wants to be called a Marine.
#113 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#70 - how do you know he didn't get permission to do it?  [+] (17 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome 0
#73 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
refer to comment #68...
#93 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
That still doesn't mean you know. You're one marine in a corp that covers the country and more. I remember back in high school i did four years of JROTC and one of the seniors i knew in my freshman year went on to join the marines. He wore his to one of our Ranger competitions. He came along to see how the team was doing because he was the commander of the team for his last two years. If he got permission to do that i don't see how it's so unlikely that this guy didn't get permission. And even if he didn't you're seriously over reacting. Oh God no he broke a fashion rule. He must be an anarchist. TL;DR? you=butthurt
#139 - ARRRGGGG (12/20/2012) [-]
Fucking JROTC...
#98 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
I doubt that your sailor buddy turned Marine actually had permission to wear his cammies. rules are rules and he broke them.
#105 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
You're the type of soldier that makes people not like the military. You think you just know so much because you're a marine. You're not the only one. You do not know how every single one of them operates. And where did you get sailor? Because your CO is a complete dick doesn't mean they all are. And you have no way to prove any rules were broken. You just wanted attention because you're a Marine. And you know the rules. Good for you.
#123 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
but I will apologize for one thing, I misread your post when you said "seniors" I thought it said "sailor" as I was breezing through it. my apology for the misunderstanding.
#107 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
fuck you, I'm not a soldier. I'm not even going to give you the respect of reading the rest of your comment just because you can't give me the respect of calling me a Marine. fuck you bro.
#116 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
And jut for the record, being a dick and thinking you're better than other people especially other members of our military does not earn you respect. You don't deserve to be called a marine, soldier, or anything else but an asshat.
#121 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
actually, I take that back. Soldiers wish they could be called Marines. haha
User avatar #135 - graydiggy (12/20/2012) [-]
I was agreeing with you until you spouted this shit.

Fuck you.
#313 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
clearly it was a joke. their is a mutual love/hate relationship that's been going for quite a while. if you didn't get that then I'm sorry.
#118 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
it's about understanding the difference. No Marine accepts being called a soldier just as no soldier wants to be called a Marine.
#113 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#91 - curbed (12/20/2012) [-]
So... what you're telling us is, that you have no idea if he got permission. He could very well gone and asked, explained the situation, and then gained that permission because of the situation. If they can do it to recruit people, they should be allowed to do it to make children feel safe, especially in times like these.
#99 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
recruiters live under a completely different set of rules than regular Marines. so no, we shouldn't be allowed to do this.
#103 - curbed (12/20/2012) [-]
But you said he would have to get permission, which means it's possible, which means you have no idea if he was aloud to do this. You're just making blind assumptions and accusations.
#106 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
when I said you can get permissions, I should have been more precise. I've included the order coming from our previous Commandant General Conway: http://www.allmilitary.com/board/viewtopic.php?id=7235
read and understand.
#56 - Because its the visual companion. its full of pictures and scr… 12/20/2012 on True Story? +3
#132 - 6/10 honestly. It was a bit disappointing but not terrible. I'… 12/20/2012 on Deal with it 0
#308 - It's because they are both the same type of story. It's called… 12/20/2012 on ,,, +6
#49 - Holy ********* ... 12/12/2012 on How to see blood vessels,... +3
#136 - Alright, i like anime. I love DBZ and Naruto. Can anyone expla…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2012 on Seriously +4
#162 - catskilz (12/11/2012) [-]
Season 5 is all fillers

Nuff said

Short,Meaningful animes that tell a story in 24 episodes master race
User avatar #173 - sirbustyabals (12/11/2012) [-]
That's why I only read the manga
User avatar #156 - platypark (12/11/2012) [-]
I just sort of always hated how suddenly out of nowhere they can veer off into insanity. Once minute, there's a cool plot and all this shit's going down; then all of a sudden Japan explodes all over the place.
#134 - well shippuden isn't a spin off. It's a continuation of the st… 12/11/2012 on Seriously 0
#101 - Comment deleted 12/08/2012 on WORTH THE READ 0
#39 - The secret santa. 12/07/2012 on Avengers Secret Santa +45
#38 - Am i the only one that thought a shark was going to jump out a… 12/07/2012 on This is so cool +4
#71 - well he is undead. So maybe he could. But Goku has sent variou… 12/06/2012 on How to kill goku +1
#69 - Yeah but also consider Goku's power level. Not to mention his …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2012 on How to kill goku +1
User avatar #70 - Petroleum (12/06/2012) [-]
We'll never know, seeing as it's never implied if Alucard can survive the space vacuum.
#71 - lemortedemiller (12/06/2012) [-]
well he is undead. So maybe he could. But Goku has sent various villians into the sun with his Kamehameha Wave. I'm sure that would vaporize Alucard.
#67 - I do think Goku would win in the end though. Bullets don't hav…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/06/2012 on How to kill goku +3
User avatar #68 - Petroleum (12/06/2012) [-]
Alucard has over three billion souls residing within him.
His strength is supposed to be on absolutely ridiculous levels (Remember him twisting the rifle into Rip Van Winkle?)
In terms of sheer power, he controls demons and armies, I think he'd be able to wear down Goku.
#69 - lemortedemiller (12/06/2012) [-]
Yeah but also consider Goku's power level. Not to mention his various super saiyan forms. He can literally blow up the planet with his little finger. I think Alucard could wear him down but Goku would win in the end.
User avatar #70 - Petroleum (12/06/2012) [-]
We'll never know, seeing as it's never implied if Alucard can survive the space vacuum.
#71 - lemortedemiller (12/06/2012) [-]
well he is undead. So maybe he could. But Goku has sent various villians into the sun with his Kamehameha Wave. I'm sure that would vaporize Alucard.
#65 - Dear God the world would explode from the absolute epicness of… 12/06/2012 on How to kill goku 0
#13 - Picture 12/05/2012 on Insert title +5
#82 - he was saying earlier that nagini was not a horcrux. and read …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on Harry Potter +1
User avatar #83 - schmitty (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh ok, I thought you were saying that Harry wasn't a Horcrux and that instead, Nagini was.
#75 - ********* , you're just proving yourself wrong. ev…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2012 on Harry Potter +4
#80 - schmitty (12/05/2012) [-]
"You were the seventh Horcrux, Harry"
#82 - lemortedemiller (12/05/2012) [-]
he was saying earlier that nagini was not a horcrux. and read the book. nagini was the 7th horcrux made considering the other six were already made.
User avatar #83 - schmitty (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh ok, I thought you were saying that Harry wasn't a Horcrux and that instead, Nagini was.
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#21 - Well, from a christian perspective, even amongst ourselves we … 12/01/2012 on What have you done today? +2
#65 - This is why being out at sea slightly terrifies me. 12/01/2012 on Mariana trench +1
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