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#28 - Love Slade, however, I do prefer Wade...  [+] (8 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Batman. +1
#52 - thepandaking (08/31/2013) [-]
I really hope the murmurs of a movie are true...
#65 - sourpotato (08/31/2013) [-]
They are, it's confirmed on ImdB. 2014 is the release year.
User avatar #78 - awesomanium (08/31/2013) [-]
Apparently Ryan Reynolds will be Deadpool again. I really hope he does it properly this time. X-Men: Origins was just terrible.
User avatar #147 - thepandaking (08/31/2013) [-]
I personally think that the kind of comedy acting that Ryan Reynolds does is perfect for the role, I'm glad he's playing him, and sure the actor himself is prettier than Wade, but dude... CGI, makeup. Just look at Two-Face from The Dark Knight.

idk my point is I have faith in him in the role.
User avatar #150 - awesomanium (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, earlier on I had less faith in him, but the more I thought about it, the more it made sense to me.
#79 - sourpotato (08/31/2013) [-]
Ryan Reynolds wasn't the problem. He didn't write his terrible adaptation.
User avatar #80 - awesomanium (08/31/2013) [-]
True.
My first thoughts when I heard Ryan Reynolds was going to be Deadpool was that he was too "pretty". I guess they'll just have him wearing the mask all the time or put a ton of make-up on.
#81 - sourpotato (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. Even if the part was terrible, the Deadpool in origins made Reynolds look nothing like he does. Just like the scarring did to Deadpool.
#110 - And that's the day Puppy learned not to **** with…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Thought you all might like... +3
User avatar #114 - volksworgen (08/31/2013) [-]
It was also the day that the spaniel puppy learned to be a better goddamn wingman.
#54 - We was also Enrique. Source: Imdb 08/25/2013 on Legendary Danny Trejo 0
#54 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2013 on Real life best friends +21
#74 - rockshayde (08/22/2013) [-]
Wallpaper version for those who want it
#79 - woodywoodlinson (08/22/2013) [-]
My two favourite shows in one awesome wallpaper? Heck yeah!
User avatar #73 - RequieminMortis (08/22/2013) [-]
The DEA is Coming.
#51 - The character is supposed to be from Chile or somewhere in Sou… 08/22/2013 on Real life best friends 0
#236 - Luck true, but he didn;t give a **** . (Probably b…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on Batmath... The hero... -2
User avatar #250 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
Superman wields the power to throw Earth into the sun, and yet he chooses to defend it. Batman had to train and learn to be a hero? Superman was born with the ability to destroy anything he sees, and he had to learn to control it, train his body to be restrained so that he didn't hurt MILLIONS in the process of saving the world. He doesn't have a messiah complex, He doesnt think he HAS to save the world, he chooses to do so. He could live a normal life since he's learned restraint. He could just forever go on being Clark Kent, but he won't because his sense of justice won't allow it. He was given the power to save us or destroy us and every time he has to choose he saves us. He was even given a chance to rebuild his race, rebuild his home world and start new and live the life of a true kryptonian, but he chose humanity because Krypton had its chance. He has shown that he values life more than any other being in the universe because he realizes how fragile it is. He is one of the last of a dead race, no one knows better than him how easy it is to see life wiped out. That's why I like Superman better, because he could leave, he could just let the weight of the worlds problems fall onto the shoulders of others, but he doesn't because to him, humanity is his family, and Earth is his home.
#226 - sword does not always beat fist. i think batman's hand to hand… 08/21/2013 on Batmath... The hero... 0
#220 - No Batman won by careful timing and planning. It's a long shot…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Batmath... The hero... -2
User avatar #231 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
To me Superman and Batman stand on equal ground AS HEROES. Because neither will ever give up, no matter how bad the threat is and no matter the potential result. Both would gladly die in the name of justice if it saved another. But in terms of ability, Superman wins. Sure he has the incredibly unfair advantage of being SUPERMAN but he is the one who saves the world every time it needs saving. Bruce just isn't on that level, not to say he hasn't defeated enemies far above his level and done incredible things for a human but he does have one thing most others don't; money. Lots and lots of it. He also is smart as hell and very well trained so he's not just an average human.
User avatar #229 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
Then you've never actually looked at Superman through unbiased eyes. He is almost a god, but there is real danger out there for him. The villains he faces in some cases ARE ACTUAL GODS and others far above him. Doomsday, Darkseid, Brainiac, Zod, among others. All of which where at, or above his level. His character is really well put together and I find him to be one of the best superheroes around. I used to think EXACTLY like you dude, until I actually did my research and understood all of his character. I'm not saying it wasn't impressive, he did make a god bleed, but Bruce himself said he didn't know if it would work or not and the chances were low. And imagine had the events leading up to it had not weakened Superman? How would Bruce have beaten him then? I'm just saying his victory was both the result of his incredible planning and a few dashes of luck here and there.
#236 - lemortedemiller (08/21/2013) [-]
Luck true, but he didn;t give a fuck. (Probably because he was old as fuck) But I see superman this way. He really has a Messiah complex. There are multiple heros in the DC universe that could take the place of Superman. Everything I've read says Supes wants to live a normal life, but he could never have a normal life. He is better than humans in every way. He's stronger, faster, smarter, lives longer, and can't be hurt by almost anything we have. There is nothing for him but to act as savior of the planet. his character does't make sense to me. I think he should have more a mentality of Dr. Manhattan. Dr. M is a man that because a god. Humans failed to matter to him because we are vastly inferior. He chose to leave the world because it held nothing for him. He didn't want to be there hero. Superman on the other hand doesn't want to be normal. He wants to be savior. He could easily leave the world like Dr. M did. He could even try to live like a normal human. All the heros in the Justice League could easily handle all of those villains.(Doomsday wouldn't even exist if it weren't for Superman) He can't die. When he does the writers just make him slip into a healing coma like after he fought Doomsday. Batman is a human that speant years training his mind and body to protect his city and his father's legacy. He works outside the law under the constant threat of arrest injury and death when he could just live a normal life. A life of ease and being a billionaire. Unlike superman he could live a normal life. but he cares more for his city and fellow humans than he does for himself. Noone could protect gotham the way Batman does. He's also one of the few heros that plans on protecting the world from other heros if need be. That's why i like him better
User avatar #250 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
Superman wields the power to throw Earth into the sun, and yet he chooses to defend it. Batman had to train and learn to be a hero? Superman was born with the ability to destroy anything he sees, and he had to learn to control it, train his body to be restrained so that he didn't hurt MILLIONS in the process of saving the world. He doesn't have a messiah complex, He doesnt think he HAS to save the world, he chooses to do so. He could live a normal life since he's learned restraint. He could just forever go on being Clark Kent, but he won't because his sense of justice won't allow it. He was given the power to save us or destroy us and every time he has to choose he saves us. He was even given a chance to rebuild his race, rebuild his home world and start new and live the life of a true kryptonian, but he chose humanity because Krypton had its chance. He has shown that he values life more than any other being in the universe because he realizes how fragile it is. He is one of the last of a dead race, no one knows better than him how easy it is to see life wiped out. That's why I like Superman better, because he could leave, he could just let the weight of the worlds problems fall onto the shoulders of others, but he doesn't because to him, humanity is his family, and Earth is his home.
#216 - fan made refering to the Superman Wins part. 08/21/2013 on Batmath... The hero... -5
#213 - The heart attack was self induced by Bruce Wayne. And all of t…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Batmath... The hero... -1
User avatar #217 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
True, but Superman also held back A LOT because he was genuinely fearful of hurting Bruce, one of his best friends and a man he cared for deeply. Had Superman just let loose and punched Bruce with even his weakened state he could have killed him instantly and Batman knew this. He knew this could all go completely wrong and his entire plan hinged on Superman's mercy and Ollie's well timed shot. Don't get me wrong I quite enjoyed the whole scene and movie because Batman is one of my all time favorite heroes, I just wish that the ultra fanboys would quit it with this "Batman just automatically wins because he's Batman" bullshit.
#220 - lemortedemiller (08/21/2013) [-]
No Batman won by careful timing and planning. It's a long shot but he was able to do it. I've never liked Superman because he's basically a god. There is no danger for him and for me he's not a hero at all. Batman is a regular person without super powers. He beat god. That is an achievement. No matter what it too to do it, he still did. He made god bleed. That's more than enough for me. Because of that, Batman wins for me. I think he's a better all round character. And based on abilities alone, not many characters can stand up to Superman. But with his resources the human Bruce Wayne beat Superman. It doesn't get much more badass than that.
User avatar #231 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
To me Superman and Batman stand on equal ground AS HEROES. Because neither will ever give up, no matter how bad the threat is and no matter the potential result. Both would gladly die in the name of justice if it saved another. But in terms of ability, Superman wins. Sure he has the incredibly unfair advantage of being SUPERMAN but he is the one who saves the world every time it needs saving. Bruce just isn't on that level, not to say he hasn't defeated enemies far above his level and done incredible things for a human but he does have one thing most others don't; money. Lots and lots of it. He also is smart as hell and very well trained so he's not just an average human.
User avatar #229 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
Then you've never actually looked at Superman through unbiased eyes. He is almost a god, but there is real danger out there for him. The villains he faces in some cases ARE ACTUAL GODS and others far above him. Doomsday, Darkseid, Brainiac, Zod, among others. All of which where at, or above his level. His character is really well put together and I find him to be one of the best superheroes around. I used to think EXACTLY like you dude, until I actually did my research and understood all of his character. I'm not saying it wasn't impressive, he did make a god bleed, but Bruce himself said he didn't know if it would work or not and the chances were low. And imagine had the events leading up to it had not weakened Superman? How would Bruce have beaten him then? I'm just saying his victory was both the result of his incredible planning and a few dashes of luck here and there.
#236 - lemortedemiller (08/21/2013) [-]
Luck true, but he didn;t give a fuck. (Probably because he was old as fuck) But I see superman this way. He really has a Messiah complex. There are multiple heros in the DC universe that could take the place of Superman. Everything I've read says Supes wants to live a normal life, but he could never have a normal life. He is better than humans in every way. He's stronger, faster, smarter, lives longer, and can't be hurt by almost anything we have. There is nothing for him but to act as savior of the planet. his character does't make sense to me. I think he should have more a mentality of Dr. Manhattan. Dr. M is a man that because a god. Humans failed to matter to him because we are vastly inferior. He chose to leave the world because it held nothing for him. He didn't want to be there hero. Superman on the other hand doesn't want to be normal. He wants to be savior. He could easily leave the world like Dr. M did. He could even try to live like a normal human. All the heros in the Justice League could easily handle all of those villains.(Doomsday wouldn't even exist if it weren't for Superman) He can't die. When he does the writers just make him slip into a healing coma like after he fought Doomsday. Batman is a human that speant years training his mind and body to protect his city and his father's legacy. He works outside the law under the constant threat of arrest injury and death when he could just live a normal life. A life of ease and being a billionaire. Unlike superman he could live a normal life. but he cares more for his city and fellow humans than he does for himself. Noone could protect gotham the way Batman does. He's also one of the few heros that plans on protecting the world from other heros if need be. That's why i like him better
User avatar #250 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
Superman wields the power to throw Earth into the sun, and yet he chooses to defend it. Batman had to train and learn to be a hero? Superman was born with the ability to destroy anything he sees, and he had to learn to control it, train his body to be restrained so that he didn't hurt MILLIONS in the process of saving the world. He doesn't have a messiah complex, He doesnt think he HAS to save the world, he chooses to do so. He could live a normal life since he's learned restraint. He could just forever go on being Clark Kent, but he won't because his sense of justice won't allow it. He was given the power to save us or destroy us and every time he has to choose he saves us. He was even given a chance to rebuild his race, rebuild his home world and start new and live the life of a true kryptonian, but he chose humanity because Krypton had its chance. He has shown that he values life more than any other being in the universe because he realizes how fragile it is. He is one of the last of a dead race, no one knows better than him how easy it is to see life wiped out. That's why I like Superman better, because he could leave, he could just let the weight of the worlds problems fall onto the shoulders of others, but he doesn't because to him, humanity is his family, and Earth is his home.
#208 - Yours fan made and taken from an arc were superman wasn't full…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Batmath... The hero... -2
#212 - mattass (08/21/2013) [-]
its not fan made its from volume one of dark knight in the new 52 universe ( i know cuz i actually read)

lets be honest here bruce and clark are too good of freinds to fight in most universes as a matter of fact one of the only times batman cried is when he found out superman had died
#216 - lemortedemiller (08/21/2013) [-]
fan made refering to the Superman Wins part.
#204 - I'll just leave this here....  [+] (14 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Batmath... The hero... -6
User avatar #272 - asasqw (08/21/2013) [-]
Not cannon..
User avatar #235 - bowties (08/21/2013) [-]
>Superman going easy on him because he understands what Bruce is doing is right, and only fights him because The Gipper forced him to
>Bruce had 10 years to plan for this
>Still needed Green Arrow's help
User avatar #207 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
Yeah but that was one arc and Batman had a heart attack doing it. He BARELY beat Superman and had to have Ollie's help to do it. and Superman was NOWHERE near max strength. He had eaten a nuke, and had not been exposed to the sun for days.
#213 - lemortedemiller (08/21/2013) [-]
The heart attack was self induced by Bruce Wayne. And all of that was part of his plan. Noone argues the fact that under regular circumstances Superman kills Batman. Superman is a god compared to humans. However, with all of this in place and perfect planning, timing and ingenuity, Batman, a human, beat Superman. That's much more impressive to me than a god beating up humans.
User avatar #217 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
True, but Superman also held back A LOT because he was genuinely fearful of hurting Bruce, one of his best friends and a man he cared for deeply. Had Superman just let loose and punched Bruce with even his weakened state he could have killed him instantly and Batman knew this. He knew this could all go completely wrong and his entire plan hinged on Superman's mercy and Ollie's well timed shot. Don't get me wrong I quite enjoyed the whole scene and movie because Batman is one of my all time favorite heroes, I just wish that the ultra fanboys would quit it with this "Batman just automatically wins because he's Batman" bullshit.
#220 - lemortedemiller (08/21/2013) [-]
No Batman won by careful timing and planning. It's a long shot but he was able to do it. I've never liked Superman because he's basically a god. There is no danger for him and for me he's not a hero at all. Batman is a regular person without super powers. He beat god. That is an achievement. No matter what it too to do it, he still did. He made god bleed. That's more than enough for me. Because of that, Batman wins for me. I think he's a better all round character. And based on abilities alone, not many characters can stand up to Superman. But with his resources the human Bruce Wayne beat Superman. It doesn't get much more badass than that.
User avatar #231 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
To me Superman and Batman stand on equal ground AS HEROES. Because neither will ever give up, no matter how bad the threat is and no matter the potential result. Both would gladly die in the name of justice if it saved another. But in terms of ability, Superman wins. Sure he has the incredibly unfair advantage of being SUPERMAN but he is the one who saves the world every time it needs saving. Bruce just isn't on that level, not to say he hasn't defeated enemies far above his level and done incredible things for a human but he does have one thing most others don't; money. Lots and lots of it. He also is smart as hell and very well trained so he's not just an average human.
User avatar #229 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
Then you've never actually looked at Superman through unbiased eyes. He is almost a god, but there is real danger out there for him. The villains he faces in some cases ARE ACTUAL GODS and others far above him. Doomsday, Darkseid, Brainiac, Zod, among others. All of which where at, or above his level. His character is really well put together and I find him to be one of the best superheroes around. I used to think EXACTLY like you dude, until I actually did my research and understood all of his character. I'm not saying it wasn't impressive, he did make a god bleed, but Bruce himself said he didn't know if it would work or not and the chances were low. And imagine had the events leading up to it had not weakened Superman? How would Bruce have beaten him then? I'm just saying his victory was both the result of his incredible planning and a few dashes of luck here and there.
#236 - lemortedemiller (08/21/2013) [-]
Luck true, but he didn;t give a fuck. (Probably because he was old as fuck) But I see superman this way. He really has a Messiah complex. There are multiple heros in the DC universe that could take the place of Superman. Everything I've read says Supes wants to live a normal life, but he could never have a normal life. He is better than humans in every way. He's stronger, faster, smarter, lives longer, and can't be hurt by almost anything we have. There is nothing for him but to act as savior of the planet. his character does't make sense to me. I think he should have more a mentality of Dr. Manhattan. Dr. M is a man that because a god. Humans failed to matter to him because we are vastly inferior. He chose to leave the world because it held nothing for him. He didn't want to be there hero. Superman on the other hand doesn't want to be normal. He wants to be savior. He could easily leave the world like Dr. M did. He could even try to live like a normal human. All the heros in the Justice League could easily handle all of those villains.(Doomsday wouldn't even exist if it weren't for Superman) He can't die. When he does the writers just make him slip into a healing coma like after he fought Doomsday. Batman is a human that speant years training his mind and body to protect his city and his father's legacy. He works outside the law under the constant threat of arrest injury and death when he could just live a normal life. A life of ease and being a billionaire. Unlike superman he could live a normal life. but he cares more for his city and fellow humans than he does for himself. Noone could protect gotham the way Batman does. He's also one of the few heros that plans on protecting the world from other heros if need be. That's why i like him better
User avatar #250 - superunclesam (08/21/2013) [-]
Superman wields the power to throw Earth into the sun, and yet he chooses to defend it. Batman had to train and learn to be a hero? Superman was born with the ability to destroy anything he sees, and he had to learn to control it, train his body to be restrained so that he didn't hurt MILLIONS in the process of saving the world. He doesn't have a messiah complex, He doesnt think he HAS to save the world, he chooses to do so. He could live a normal life since he's learned restraint. He could just forever go on being Clark Kent, but he won't because his sense of justice won't allow it. He was given the power to save us or destroy us and every time he has to choose he saves us. He was even given a chance to rebuild his race, rebuild his home world and start new and live the life of a true kryptonian, but he chose humanity because Krypton had its chance. He has shown that he values life more than any other being in the universe because he realizes how fragile it is. He is one of the last of a dead race, no one knows better than him how easy it is to see life wiped out. That's why I like Superman better, because he could leave, he could just let the weight of the worlds problems fall onto the shoulders of others, but he doesn't because to him, humanity is his family, and Earth is his home.
#206 - mattass (08/21/2013) [-]
and ill leave this here
#208 - lemortedemiller (08/21/2013) [-]
Yours fan made and taken from an arc were superman wasn't fully in control. Mine taken from a series written by Frank Miller where an elderly Bruce Wayne Beats the shit out of Superman.
#212 - mattass (08/21/2013) [-]
its not fan made its from volume one of dark knight in the new 52 universe ( i know cuz i actually read)

lets be honest here bruce and clark are too good of freinds to fight in most universes as a matter of fact one of the only times batman cried is when he found out superman had died
#216 - lemortedemiller (08/21/2013) [-]
fan made refering to the Superman Wins part.
#201 - Aren't both of those mental martial arts?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on Batmath... The hero... -1
#203 - mattass (08/21/2013) [-]
tor quantum vo is physical enhancing his fighting and reflexes tor quantum ro is mental
#131 - That movie gave me so many feels. . .i ******* lo… 08/15/2013 on Um. 0
#131 - Comment deleted 08/13/2013 on spoilers Pokemon X/Y is... -1
#86 - ∆ ∆ ∆ 07/01/2013 on Newfags Can't Triforce 0
#84 - Comment deleted 07/01/2013 on Newfags Can't Triforce 0
#26 - Bitch, please. Everybody knows this is the real rape-superhero. 06/24/2013 on Its Ding a ling time +6
#28 - Until recently I had never watched Breaking Bad. I started abo…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Teamwork +10
User avatar #46 - beatmasterz (06/24/2013) [-]
May he rip in peace.
User avatar #57 - bagguhsleep (06/24/2013) [-]
You fucking shit.
User avatar #73 - beatmasterz (06/24/2013) [-]
Oh come on. It's not a spoiler when it's a year old.
#94 - I didn't want to see Man of Steel just because it's a Superman… 06/19/2013 on Nerdy Facts 7 0
#75 - Does anyone else not care for Superman as a character or hero?…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Nerdy Facts 7 0
User avatar #88 - danilawleit (06/19/2013) [-]
I personally prefer Anti-heroes. Never liked Superman much, too goody-goody-incorruptible for my liking
User avatar #84 - sheperdofthestars (06/19/2013) [-]
I never really did, but I like the new twist they put on his story in "Man of Steel". I rather enjoyed that movie.

Also have a few predictions on what they'll do in the next one, if there is one.
#94 - lemortedemiller (06/19/2013) [-]
I didn't want to see Man of Steel just because it's a Superman movie. However, i say that Zack Sneider, Christopher Nolan, and Hans Zimmer all worked on it. So now i have to see it.
#41 - Because Aang was in the Avatar State when he died. Roku had sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Avatar Trivia Book 2 Edition +47
#61 - captnnorway (06/17/2013) [-]
Thanks, I've always wondered about that
#169 - But if they are on the bottom of shoes and they can support th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Cancel Gravity -2
User avatar #174 - furryflava (06/12/2013) [-]
then explain how he got the items off the pad
#139 - So what would happen if I covered my body in this and jumped i…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Nanotechnology +1
User avatar #146 - sabcy (06/07/2013) [-]
you would drown.
User avatar #149 - grumpythefirst (06/07/2013) [-]
Laughed a bit too much at your comment
#499 - Yeah, Batman planed to fight him after being weakened by the b… 05/12/2013 on Batman v Superman -2
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