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#84 - Comment deleted 07/01/2013 on Newfags Can't Triforce 0
#26 - Bitch, please. Everybody knows this is the real rape-superhero. 06/24/2013 on Its Ding a ling time +6
#28 - Until recently I had never watched Breaking Bad. I started abo…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Teamwork +10
User avatar #46 - beatmasterz (06/24/2013) [-]
May he rip in peace.
User avatar #57 - bagguhsleep (06/24/2013) [-]
You fucking shit.
User avatar #73 - beatmasterz (06/24/2013) [-]
Oh come on. It's not a spoiler when it's a year old.
#94 - I didn't want to see Man of Steel just because it's a Superman… 06/19/2013 on Nerdy Facts 7 0
#75 - Does anyone else not care for Superman as a character or hero?…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Nerdy Facts 7 0
User avatar #88 - danilawleit (06/19/2013) [-]
I personally prefer Anti-heroes. Never liked Superman much, too goody-goody-incorruptible for my liking
User avatar #84 - sheperdofthestars (06/19/2013) [-]
I never really did, but I like the new twist they put on his story in "Man of Steel". I rather enjoyed that movie.

Also have a few predictions on what they'll do in the next one, if there is one.
#94 - lemortedemiller (06/19/2013) [-]
I didn't want to see Man of Steel just because it's a Superman movie. However, i say that Zack Sneider, Christopher Nolan, and Hans Zimmer all worked on it. So now i have to see it.
#41 - Because Aang was in the Avatar State when he died. Roku had sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Avatar Trivia Book 2 Edition +47
#61 - captnnorway (06/17/2013) [-]
Thanks, I've always wondered about that
#169 - But if they are on the bottom of shoes and they can support th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Cancel Gravity -2
User avatar #174 - furryflava (06/12/2013) [-]
then explain how he got the items off the pad
#139 - So what would happen if I covered my body in this and jumped i…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Nanotechnology +1
User avatar #146 - sabcy (06/07/2013) [-]
you would drown.
User avatar #149 - grumpythefirst (06/07/2013) [-]
Laughed a bit too much at your comment
#499 - Yeah, Batman planed to fight him after being weakened by the b… 05/12/2013 on Batman v Superman -2
#333 - Just have to say, Dark Knight Returns. Batman is well into his…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Batman v Superman +8
#406 - LittleEnforcer (05/12/2013) [-]
The Dark Knight Returns isn't canon idiot. It's an elseworld story. Also, this fight took place after superman was just hit by a nuke and there was no sunlight coming into Gotham. Batman had a suit of armor, kryptonite, and help from Green Arrow and he barely made it out without dying. If your looking for a good elseworld fight between Batman and Superman than look no further than "Lex Luthor:Man of Steel". This depicts superman at his angriest going up against batman with preptime and superman still pulls a W. If you want a canon fight, I believe Batman: Hush is canon and guess who gets beat the fuck up in his own storyline.
#499 - lemortedemiller (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, Batman planed to fight him after being weakened by the bomb and knowing there would be no sunlight. Batman evened the playing field. Superman is basically a god. Batman is a normal human with no super powers. He was also an old man. The fight ends after superman is hit with a kryptonite arrow (designed by Bruce) and Batman induces a heart attack in himself to fake his own death so he can go on beating the shit out of criminals with everyone thinking the Batman and Bruce Wayne are dead. Superman beating Batman is not impressive to me. now an old man without powers making the god bleed. That's fucking awesome. Batman is more of a hero than superman ever thought of being.
User avatar #358 - Darianvincent (05/12/2013) [-]
That story isn't canon.
#227 - Sympathetic villain you say? 04/27/2013 on FJ needs more Loki in it +5
#36 - Picture 04/13/2013 on You're Not Just Saiyan That +1
#60 - have a homer gif while i check my blueness 04/07/2013 on Half of funnyjunk 0
#19 - mother ****** Itachi. makin me feel an **** 03/25/2013 on Dem feels +17
#139 - I'll just leave this here. 03/18/2013 on Ellen 0
#43 - Comment deleted 03/10/2013 on Scumbag Benedict +1
#43 - But only a Sith deals in absolutes....Yoda is a Sith. 03/08/2013 on force ghosts 0
#116 - And jut for the record, being a dick and thinking you're bette…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome +3
#121 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
actually, I take that back. Soldiers wish they could be called Marines. haha
User avatar #135 - graydiggy (12/20/2012) [-]
I was agreeing with you until you spouted this shit.

Fuck you.
#313 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
clearly it was a joke. their is a mutual love/hate relationship that's been going for quite a while. if you didn't get that then I'm sorry.
#118 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
it's about understanding the difference. No Marine accepts being called a soldier just as no soldier wants to be called a Marine.
#113 - What the **** did you just ******* s… 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome +8
#105 - You're the type of soldier that makes people not like the mili…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome +4
#123 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
but I will apologize for one thing, I misread your post when you said "seniors" I thought it said "sailor" as I was breezing through it. my apology for the misunderstanding.
#107 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
fuck you, I'm not a soldier. I'm not even going to give you the respect of reading the rest of your comment just because you can't give me the respect of calling me a Marine. fuck you bro.
#116 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
And jut for the record, being a dick and thinking you're better than other people especially other members of our military does not earn you respect. You don't deserve to be called a marine, soldier, or anything else but an asshat.
#121 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
actually, I take that back. Soldiers wish they could be called Marines. haha
User avatar #135 - graydiggy (12/20/2012) [-]
I was agreeing with you until you spouted this shit.

Fuck you.
#313 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
clearly it was a joke. their is a mutual love/hate relationship that's been going for quite a while. if you didn't get that then I'm sorry.
#118 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
it's about understanding the difference. No Marine accepts being called a soldier just as no soldier wants to be called a Marine.
#113 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#93 - That still doesn't mean you know. You're one marine in a corp …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome -1
#139 - ARRRGGGG (12/20/2012) [-]
Fucking JROTC...
#98 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
I doubt that your sailor buddy turned Marine actually had permission to wear his cammies. rules are rules and he broke them.
#105 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
You're the type of soldier that makes people not like the military. You think you just know so much because you're a marine. You're not the only one. You do not know how every single one of them operates. And where did you get sailor? Because your CO is a complete dick doesn't mean they all are. And you have no way to prove any rules were broken. You just wanted attention because you're a Marine. And you know the rules. Good for you.
#123 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
but I will apologize for one thing, I misread your post when you said "seniors" I thought it said "sailor" as I was breezing through it. my apology for the misunderstanding.
#107 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
fuck you, I'm not a soldier. I'm not even going to give you the respect of reading the rest of your comment just because you can't give me the respect of calling me a Marine. fuck you bro.
#116 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
And jut for the record, being a dick and thinking you're better than other people especially other members of our military does not earn you respect. You don't deserve to be called a marine, soldier, or anything else but an asshat.
#121 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
actually, I take that back. Soldiers wish they could be called Marines. haha
User avatar #135 - graydiggy (12/20/2012) [-]
I was agreeing with you until you spouted this shit.

Fuck you.
#313 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
clearly it was a joke. their is a mutual love/hate relationship that's been going for quite a while. if you didn't get that then I'm sorry.
#118 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
it's about understanding the difference. No Marine accepts being called a soldier just as no soldier wants to be called a Marine.
#113 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#70 - how do you know he didn't get permission to do it?  [+] (17 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome 0
#73 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
refer to comment #68...
#93 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
That still doesn't mean you know. You're one marine in a corp that covers the country and more. I remember back in high school i did four years of JROTC and one of the seniors i knew in my freshman year went on to join the marines. He wore his to one of our Ranger competitions. He came along to see how the team was doing because he was the commander of the team for his last two years. If he got permission to do that i don't see how it's so unlikely that this guy didn't get permission. And even if he didn't you're seriously over reacting. Oh God no he broke a fashion rule. He must be an anarchist. TL;DR? you=butthurt
#139 - ARRRGGGG (12/20/2012) [-]
Fucking JROTC...
#98 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
I doubt that your sailor buddy turned Marine actually had permission to wear his cammies. rules are rules and he broke them.
#105 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
You're the type of soldier that makes people not like the military. You think you just know so much because you're a marine. You're not the only one. You do not know how every single one of them operates. And where did you get sailor? Because your CO is a complete dick doesn't mean they all are. And you have no way to prove any rules were broken. You just wanted attention because you're a Marine. And you know the rules. Good for you.
#123 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
but I will apologize for one thing, I misread your post when you said "seniors" I thought it said "sailor" as I was breezing through it. my apology for the misunderstanding.
#107 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
fuck you, I'm not a soldier. I'm not even going to give you the respect of reading the rest of your comment just because you can't give me the respect of calling me a Marine. fuck you bro.
#116 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
And jut for the record, being a dick and thinking you're better than other people especially other members of our military does not earn you respect. You don't deserve to be called a marine, soldier, or anything else but an asshat.
#121 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
actually, I take that back. Soldiers wish they could be called Marines. haha
User avatar #135 - graydiggy (12/20/2012) [-]
I was agreeing with you until you spouted this shit.

Fuck you.
#313 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
clearly it was a joke. their is a mutual love/hate relationship that's been going for quite a while. if you didn't get that then I'm sorry.
#118 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
it's about understanding the difference. No Marine accepts being called a soldier just as no soldier wants to be called a Marine.
#113 - lemortedemiller (12/20/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#91 - curbed (12/20/2012) [-]
So... what you're telling us is, that you have no idea if he got permission. He could very well gone and asked, explained the situation, and then gained that permission because of the situation. If they can do it to recruit people, they should be allowed to do it to make children feel safe, especially in times like these.
#99 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
recruiters live under a completely different set of rules than regular Marines. so no, we shouldn't be allowed to do this.
#103 - curbed (12/20/2012) [-]
But you said he would have to get permission, which means it's possible, which means you have no idea if he was aloud to do this. You're just making blind assumptions and accusations.
#106 - coreyslyf (12/20/2012) [-]
when I said you can get permissions, I should have been more precise. I've included the order coming from our previous Commandant General Conway: http://www.allmilitary.com/board/viewtopic.php?id=7235
read and understand.
#56 - Because its the visual companion. its full of pictures and scr… 12/20/2012 on True Story? +3
#132 - 6/10 honestly. It was a bit disappointing but not terrible. I'… 12/20/2012 on Deal with it 0
#308 - It's because they are both the same type of story. It's called… 12/20/2012 on ,,, +6
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