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Date Signed Up:7/26/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#3 - one especially for the Vatican, I guess? 01/12/2016 on Weather casters +2
#11 - nice roll, and it is ****** up. But it's probably more …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on drink driving +7
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#25 - valintina (01/12/2016) [-]
Yep, stations usually have a drunk tank or they contract out to another facility that houses drunks until they are sober again.
#29 - **lemonpizzapie used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"** **lemonpizzapi… 01/09/2016 on Roll your Jailfu, FJ 0
#24 - we'll have to obviously wait until it's night until we can go there. 01/09/2016 on sewallwoman +1
#173 - your face looks like a baboon's buttocks. Now add me, faggot 01/07/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 3/9 0
#6 - I just realised that C makes no sense. It should be "Stop…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2016 on National anthem 0
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#7 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
I keked. Well played. So basically an even more push-over beta version of what us Danes did during WW2. I can fully imagine that.
Only, instead of the indigenous population throwing a guerilla ressistance movement, like we did, it'll be the non-Swedish immigrant population that'll revolt against the Russian over-might, so atleast they're good for something other than raping Swedish women then. Maybe that was actually the plan all along? Instead of spending money on increasing a military budget that will ultimately prove worthless in the face of Russian military superiority, they just import such an unruly horde of uncontrolable people, that the Russians will neither want, nor be able to, peacefully annex the country?
#11 - skumbaner (01/08/2016) [-]
knew you were a dane
only danes can be this salty over sweden
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#21 - failtolawl (01/08/2016) [-]
It's obvious that it's norwegiens and danes who are propagating the hate, on the internet at least.
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#22 - krobeles (01/08/2016) [-]
So in other words; Its Swedens neighbors complaining about "hen"?
Of course we're the ones complaining, you clueless tosser. Sweden has become fucking shit, so why wouldn't the people most directly connected to it, complain about the decay?
I used to insult Sweden as a light hearted joke when I was younger. I actually kinda liked it. How long ago that seems now...
#8 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
russians would see sweden as a good piece of land unfortunately covered in trash.
all one must do is clear it...
#5 - they are going to have a meeting, decide on the best possible …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2016 on National anthem +1
#6 - lemonpizzapie (01/07/2016) [-]
I just realised that C makes no sense. It should be "Stops them from being cucks"
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#7 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
I keked. Well played. So basically an even more push-over beta version of what us Danes did during WW2. I can fully imagine that.
Only, instead of the indigenous population throwing a guerilla ressistance movement, like we did, it'll be the non-Swedish immigrant population that'll revolt against the Russian over-might, so atleast they're good for something other than raping Swedish women then. Maybe that was actually the plan all along? Instead of spending money on increasing a military budget that will ultimately prove worthless in the face of Russian military superiority, they just import such an unruly horde of uncontrolable people, that the Russians will neither want, nor be able to, peacefully annex the country?
#11 - skumbaner (01/08/2016) [-]
knew you were a dane
only danes can be this salty over sweden
User avatar
#21 - failtolawl (01/08/2016) [-]
It's obvious that it's norwegiens and danes who are propagating the hate, on the internet at least.
User avatar
#22 - krobeles (01/08/2016) [-]
So in other words; Its Swedens neighbors complaining about "hen"?
Of course we're the ones complaining, you clueless tosser. Sweden has become fucking shit, so why wouldn't the people most directly connected to it, complain about the decay?
I used to insult Sweden as a light hearted joke when I was younger. I actually kinda liked it. How long ago that seems now...
#8 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
russians would see sweden as a good piece of land unfortunately covered in trash.
all one must do is clear it...
#3 - They do have a "feminist foreign policy". That says …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2016 on National anthem 0
#4 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
I am desperately looking forward to the day when they'll need to use that "feminist foreign policy" to counter "agressive russian machismo" as they claimed they would. What are they gonna do, burn bras and throw tampons at the Russian stormtroopers and aircraft carriers?
#5 - lemonpizzapie (01/07/2016) [-]
they are going to have a meeting, decide on the best possible approach that does not

A) damage minorities
B) profit men
C) leads to maximum cucking

conclusion: They are going to send out white men with big black dildos up their asses to attempt to persuade the russians that they are not worth being violent towards, and that they will freely submit as long as they can still get fucked by feminazi landwhales.
#6 - lemonpizzapie (01/07/2016) [-]
I just realised that C makes no sense. It should be "Stops them from being cucks"
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#7 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
I keked. Well played. So basically an even more push-over beta version of what us Danes did during WW2. I can fully imagine that.
Only, instead of the indigenous population throwing a guerilla ressistance movement, like we did, it'll be the non-Swedish immigrant population that'll revolt against the Russian over-might, so atleast they're good for something other than raping Swedish women then. Maybe that was actually the plan all along? Instead of spending money on increasing a military budget that will ultimately prove worthless in the face of Russian military superiority, they just import such an unruly horde of uncontrolable people, that the Russians will neither want, nor be able to, peacefully annex the country?
#11 - skumbaner (01/08/2016) [-]
knew you were a dane
only danes can be this salty over sweden
User avatar
#21 - failtolawl (01/08/2016) [-]
It's obvious that it's norwegiens and danes who are propagating the hate, on the internet at least.
User avatar
#22 - krobeles (01/08/2016) [-]
So in other words; Its Swedens neighbors complaining about "hen"?
Of course we're the ones complaining, you clueless tosser. Sweden has become fucking shit, so why wouldn't the people most directly connected to it, complain about the decay?
I used to insult Sweden as a light hearted joke when I was younger. I actually kinda liked it. How long ago that seems now...
#8 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
russians would see sweden as a good piece of land unfortunately covered in trash.
all one must do is clear it...
#6 - wow that's a lot of incoherent rambling that somehow exactly e… 01/05/2016 on Otherkin are crazy -1
#5 - Or ******* a blender. 01/03/2016 on haters 0

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