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#180 - N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
#183 - Sethorein (06/26/2012) [-]
also says if a child disrespects their parents they should be put to death.... the bible puts a lot of silly things to death... I can at least attest that the Jewish courts never actually went through with 'em though.
In order to receive a death penalty you'd need two witnesses who tell the exact same story and who warned you that if you do that deed you will be put to death... So ya... if you fuck a dude in public and folks are shouting "DON'T DO IT OR YOU'LL BE KILLED" and you say "FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT"... well then that's the death penalty...
And even then, a court that enacts the penalty will be called a killing court for 70 years...
#211 - lazengahn (06/26/2012) [-]
If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. -- Deuteronomy 21:18-21
So, if they KEEP disrespecting their parents, after a series of punishments, then put them to death, Sounds like a modern court system to me.
He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. -- Exodus 21:15
So, kill your parent(s) then you die too. hmm
Thumb me down all you want, but stop trying to take things out of context.
#213 - Sethorein (06/26/2012) [-]
...there is nothing modern about killing someone who is disrespectful to their parents...
I'm not sure if you're standing up for the bible or not... I know I was...
Oh and there's a criteria set up for what is disrespect... I think it's speaking in place of the parent, contradicting the parent in public, sitting in your father's chair... and I think 2 more but I forget...
#235 - lazengahn (06/26/2012) [-]
It's really about the content, more like the concept, they were disrespecting their parents, but more importantly, breaking the law. Just because we have different morals now, doesn't mean we should simply regard biblical times as savages.
and yeah, i'm trying to stick up for the bible. They may have put what you think as "silly" things to death, but in the end, it was law back then.
#175 - rottengrits (06/26/2012) [-]
Leviticus 20:13: "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
There you go. Right there in the Bible. People can keep thumbing me down for being right though.
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