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#3 - Top comment from imgur: "Technically she blew **…  [+] (65 replies) 06/28/2016 on Cersei GoT Spoilers +531
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#139 - baditch (06/29/2016) [-]
Top comment from Funnyjunk:

"Technically she blew shit up while still having 1 child left. Said child quickly corrected that issue with a swift kings landing."
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#143 - hourlyb (06/29/2016) [-]
What are you, a mime?
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#138 - gotohemp (06/29/2016) [-]
I think she accepted the fate the foreseer gave her at that point so she probably considered him already dead before blowing up the cathedral, knowing he might very well commit suicide
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#157 - inzix (06/29/2016) [-]
GOT theory here

Jamie will kill Cersei and Dany will win the iron throne. The valonqar will kill cersei according to Maggy, Valonqar is little brother on high valyrian, i know jamie and cersei are twins. but fuck it. also the prophecy says that a younger, and more beautiful queen will take her spot and everything she has, she has lost all her children and almost her entire family, she has nothing but the iron throne left. which dany will take. It's the mad king all over again.
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#174 - iateapenguin (06/29/2016) [-]
Technically, Jaime is Cersei's little brother - he came into the world holding her foot, implying that she came out first

Of course it's still possible that Tyrion does it, when he arrives at King's Landing... but I think Jaime doing it would be far more satisfying
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#173 - peterdivine (06/29/2016) [-]
I like how things are finally starting to take form for the final season. "A Song of Ice and Fire" indeed.

Jon Snow and the Northerners will spend their time fighting the White (Wight?) Walker army, and Danaerys will spend her time fighting the Ironborn and the Lannisters, dragonfire vs. wildfire.
#176 - iateapenguin (06/29/2016) [-]
I feel like things would be so much easier for the northerners if Dany just took a dragon or three up there for a minute and burned the motherfucking army of the dead
#192 - anon (06/30/2016) [-]
Remember how much of a fuck the white walkers gave when met with a wall of fire? I cant imagine 3 dragons would be insurmountable to them.
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#200 - iateapenguin (06/30/2016) [-]
True, but dragon glass... Valyrian steel... dragons are in the same boat as both of those things except HUGE AND FUCK OFF COOL and they can fly and the walkers can't
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#197 - twiztidxson (06/30/2016) [-]
Dragon's breath is a huge difference to some fucking twigs burning though.
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#161 - dndxplain (06/29/2016) [-]
I really want Jon to take the throne
#188 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
Jon Snow isn't even a good Lord Commander or Lord of the north though.
He got himself killed once, and would have taken all remaining Stark supporters with him the 2nd time if Sansa hadn't stepped into the Game.

He's strong and likeable just like Ned Stark, and belongs in King's Landing about as much as Ned stark did!
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#165 - twiztidxson (06/29/2016) [-]
Yeah but I don't think Jon wants jon to take the throne.
#195 - darcnessvoorhees (06/30/2016) [-]
Sometimes the best person for the job is the one who doesn't desire it. Do you know how many characters would kill their family just to rule the kingdom? Because half of them already have, including Danny
#196 - twiztidxson (06/30/2016) [-]
Well, technically he died because he broke a rule of the holy city, and Danny didn't care that he died because he was such a cock. As for people being better for a job because they don't desire it doesn't make much sense. If they didn't desire it they may not put in the effort for the job, and someone who does want it and is good at it seems like a better alternative, but that's just me.

Jon may be able to handle the mantle of Lord Commander And he was killed for it, to boot , but ruling the Seven Kingdoms is an entirely different matter. Danny has more experience doing so, with some of the best people working under her to help with that end. As I said, I would like Jon to take the lordship of Winterfell, but he has no Claim, Sansa does.

Jon seems to be destine for greater things, though.
#179 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
Why would you want to sit on the iron throne when you can be the king of the north?
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#167 - dndxplain (06/29/2016) [-]
a king shouldn't be the person who wants to be a king. it should be the person who loves and cares for his people and is willing to be a king despite not wanting to be it.

remember this: the only way to win the game of thrones is not to play it.
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#181 - twiztidxson (06/29/2016) [-]
Ideally, Danny would take the throne and Jon would take the seat in Winterfell as warden of the north, but it seems like Sansa is the only one with a legitimate right to the north.
#169 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
just like ole ned
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#118 - topcommentmime (06/29/2016) [-]
Top comment from imgur:

"Technically she blew shit up while still having 1 child left. Said child quickly corrected that issue with a swift kings landing."
#170 - gatopianista (06/29/2016) [-]
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#98 - infurnus (06/29/2016) [-]
I said this exactly.. "I guess that's why they call it king's landing"... I'm fucking hilarious.
#114 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
really i just said
wait fuck did he...? shit! that was sudden
#52 - putincanmeltcrimea (06/29/2016) [-]
it reminded me of this so much i had to laugh when the little shit jumped
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#104 - themanwithavoice (06/29/2016) [-]
Anyone got a video? I dont watch GoT but it sounds like a fun scene to watch
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#109 - putincanmeltcrimea (06/29/2016) [-]
Game of Thrones S6E10  Tommen Commits Suicide he finds out that his wife, who is actually a two-faced manipulative whore, got murdered in that fire so he just pulls a proper kings landing
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#110 - themanwithavoice (06/29/2016) [-]
Jesus he didnt even stop to have thoughts on it he just went and did it. The absolute madman.
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#61 - kriml (06/29/2016) [-]
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#95 - masterboll (06/29/2016) [-]
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#5 - jakotad (06/29/2016) [-]
Bet you think your clever, huh?
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#4 - Brancer (06/28/2016) [-]
Kinda think she wrote him off after Myrcella and realized the prophecy from the frog was true.
#50 - bakagaijin (06/29/2016) [-]
What prophecy a ND what frog?
#93 - Glitched (06/29/2016) [-]
They say you have to pay for it.
But paying attention is actually free.
Try it.
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#58 - yusay (06/29/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFcXXP7NSV8 First scene of season 5
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#12 - tdogmeds (06/29/2016) [-]
I dont think so.
I think it was a complete oversight
She just forgot to care for her last child.
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#16 - harrykuntz (06/29/2016) [-]
I think she did care for him, otherwise she wouldn't have stopped him from going to the trial, she just genuinely didn't think he could really love Margaery that much and never considered he'd an hero over it
#17 - Brancer (06/29/2016) [-]
Oh yeah she for sure loved him, but I think it shows a lot when you see that she saw his body and didnt even seem to care much.
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#203 - tdogmeds (06/30/2016) [-]
She was numb by then.
Even if she wasnt, she'll be damned if she cries in front of somebody else
#180 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
In her defence her son did very much betray her and put her in to harms way.
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#107 - scorcho (06/29/2016) [-]
she has completely lost her mind, and she probably already wrote tommen off to an extent, with all the high sparrow dickery and margaery and whatnot.
she tried to save his life, but that obviously didn't work out, so she probably figures he was dead to her for quite some time
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#49 - cantexplain (06/29/2016) [-]
Your first dog to die is the most difficult, after you owned a few, and said goodbye to a few you get used to it. I imagine it's the same with her being fucked by her brother multiple times
#43 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
You can't react when you're empty inside. There's no tears in there.
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#33 - wallbuilder (06/29/2016) [-]
When you're so badly hurt, no actions you take can express your misery.
#34 - Brancer (06/29/2016) [-]
I think it is more with the turn she took this season. Did you see how she looked at the wyldfire killing the untold amounts of people?
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#35 - wallbuilder (06/29/2016) [-]
What about it? How did you interpret her body language?
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#36 - Brancer (06/29/2016) [-]
I believe she is going full Mad Queen Cersei and this won't be her first time to at least threaten wyldfire on her populous. I think Jaime is going to have a hard time with this considering what he did to the Mad King. I see him sitting on the throne, sword across his knees waiting to see who comes to claim the seven kingdoms.
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#37 - wallbuilder (06/29/2016) [-]
She's definitely fucked. She knew she was lighting a fuse(hypothetically) when she did that. Right now, she just doesn't care. I reckon Jaime and her might just run away.
#44 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
Jaime has already shown his tendency to murder kings who fall off the deep end.
There's enough good in that character where it doesn't seem he would just let her burn the city.
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#45 - wallbuilder (06/29/2016) [-]
"Fuck everything else except us"
Hard to say for sure.
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#23 - ninjabadger (06/29/2016) [-]
She's broken inside, it's made her cold (I mean she's a cold bitch anyway, but the way things have been going for her recently...).

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#28 - Brancer (06/29/2016) [-]
Makes me wonder how crazy she is going to get when Tyrion shows back up in KL. She is definitely going full mad queen with the rest of the frog's prophesy come true she will think he is going to try to kill her first chance.
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#116 - falxcariusbro (06/29/2016) [-]
Fun fact: Jaime came out of Momma just a few minutes after Cersei...
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#47 - iqequalzero (06/29/2016) [-]
Frog prophecy?
#94 - Glitched (06/29/2016) [-]
pay attention
it's free even though people say "pay"
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#96 - iqequalzero (06/29/2016) [-]
Im sorry we cant all remember every little tidbit off the top of our heads.
#97 - Glitched (06/29/2016) [-]
Don't be sorry. Use google.

I hear ignorance is bliss.
I am pretty happy though with my decent memory.
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#99 - iqequalzero (06/29/2016) [-]
Often times, replies on here will be more straightforward than a google search.

You certainly sound very intelligent, its usually beyond the scope of the feebleminded to sound this condecending.
#101 - Glitched (06/29/2016) [-]

Try the link.....the site gives a much more detailed answer than anyone who has answered thus far.
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#59 - yusay (06/29/2016) [-]
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#31 - ninjabadger (06/29/2016) [-]
He took her mother, he took her father... now he only has a brother and a sister to take. Fighting fire with fire, lion v. lion. In all honesty I can't see him take his brother willingly, but I can predict a few scenarios where it might happen (perhaps he gets to watch as it happens, Jaime not being a fan of Targaryns and probably against fire breathing dragons).
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#81 - topperharly (06/29/2016) [-]
i think that jaime will kill that bitch, new name quengslaters (queen+king)
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#19 - harrykuntz (06/29/2016) [-]
That's a good point, but at the same time I think she's at the point to wear she refuses to show an emotion that she thinks shows weakness to anyone, even if it means not flinching when looking at her last dead child
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#21 - Brancer (06/29/2016) [-]
Could very well be true. They definitely cast her so perfect. She is such a Cersei.
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#22 - harrykuntz (06/29/2016) [-]
Agreed, though I never found her attractive in the show until she got short hair. Which is weird, normally I much prefer long hair women, but for some reason when she got this short hair style she started suddenly became really hot to me
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#26 - Brancer (06/29/2016) [-]
I've always thought she was very attractive, but I have to agree the Pixie haircut, Darth Cersei look is pretty hot.
#40 - Of course it was, it was a technological dick measuring contes…  [+] (1 reply) 01/27/2016 on Spacecraft & Launch... 0
#44 - auburntigerses (01/27/2016) [-]
I know I meant in a actually dick measurement sort of way.
#17 - As a mechanical engineer with courses in control engineering: …  [+] (3 replies) 09/23/2015 on missile +19
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#92 - chaossniper (09/24/2015) [-]
as a material engineer i think its correct but could have been phrased better
some times trying to simplify things wreks the context completely
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#59 - rosakruz (09/24/2015) [-]
Lets find the root locus of that shit
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#45 - thedugster (09/24/2015) [-]
As an aerospace engineering student current learning flight dynamics, I concur
#18 - Except they were Ukrainian in this case  [+] (1 reply) 07/15/2015 on Asshole Pilot +30
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#119 - neokun (07/16/2015) [-]
Some people would argue tomato tomato there.
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