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Heya, I am a Minecraft/ War Thunder Lets player, I also do other games and most of all, I spend most my time on here if I am not shooting down people or dying by Zombies. I'm one of the less common people that actually try helping and explaining something to someone on here instead of causing a pointless argument... I mean, it's pointless and it wastes time from both parties.

Anyways, yeah that's a small part of my bio, but that's all I can add here due to the limit, Ciao.
Go ahead & ask away.

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#2 - So if I throw him will he come back to me? 08/10/2014 on Mega Salamence +1
#149120 - I'll try that man, my only issue is, I really enjoy her compan…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #149123 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
Honestly, I was in the same situation before. I liked my best friend, and the worst part is that she was one of the few friends I had, so I didn't want to leave her. When I moved to Uni we stopped talking and I found out after that she did it because she wanted me to get over her. We're still pretty good friends, or though not as close and I don't really like her like that anymore. I guess there are still feelings in there but I can control them. Sure it sucks that you need space from her, but if not you'll just be hurting and "friendzoned".
#149114 - my question is: what space? I mean, we live together....  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #149116 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
Stay in a different room, don't hang out as much. Sometimes I don't even see my own brothers and we live in the same house sometimes, we all in different rooms just on the internet or something.
User avatar #149120 - legnak (08/10/2014) [-]
I'll try that man, my only issue is, I really enjoy her company. but I will try that, thanks for the advice bro.
User avatar #149123 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
Honestly, I was in the same situation before. I liked my best friend, and the worst part is that she was one of the few friends I had, so I didn't want to leave her. When I moved to Uni we stopped talking and I found out after that she did it because she wanted me to get over her. We're still pretty good friends, or though not as close and I don't really like her like that anymore. I guess there are still feelings in there but I can control them. Sure it sucks that you need space from her, but if not you'll just be hurting and "friendzoned".
#149111 - Alright, so there is this girl I love (way beyond liking now..…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#149132 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
kick her out, seriously its for the best m8, dont let her leach off you for nothing, when you sober out of this you will realise its the right thing to do
#149131 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
Stop caring. There's no point. She doesn't want what you want, you want what she wants? Don't cater to women. Seriously. there's a million of them. billions even. and at least 15% of them are WORTH considering. If she's your special snowflake, fine. You'll have to improve yourself to get her. its a lot of hard work. gym, hygiene eating, etc. maybe an attitude adjustment. Who knows, who cares. Just work on bettering yourself, not for her but for you, and you'll end up with someone who's more than just 'good company.'
User avatar #149113 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
You tell her you need space to get over her if you're planning on still being friends. You can be rejected and still love her, you need space.
User avatar #149114 - legnak (08/10/2014) [-]
my question is: what space? I mean, we live together....
User avatar #149116 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
Stay in a different room, don't hang out as much. Sometimes I don't even see my own brothers and we live in the same house sometimes, we all in different rooms just on the internet or something.
User avatar #149120 - legnak (08/10/2014) [-]
I'll try that man, my only issue is, I really enjoy her company. but I will try that, thanks for the advice bro.
User avatar #149123 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
Honestly, I was in the same situation before. I liked my best friend, and the worst part is that she was one of the few friends I had, so I didn't want to leave her. When I moved to Uni we stopped talking and I found out after that she did it because she wanted me to get over her. We're still pretty good friends, or though not as close and I don't really like her like that anymore. I guess there are still feelings in there but I can control them. Sure it sucks that you need space from her, but if not you'll just be hurting and "friendzoned".
#152 - Your highness, pretty funny, but strange movie, I recommend wa… 07/26/2014 on Scream and pass out +2
#54 - Aron Master race 07/24/2014 on Pokeshaming Part 3 +6
#97 - Sweet roll 07/23/2014 on Coincidence? +1
#95 - I believe the picture you were looking for was a Visorak. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Coincidence? 0
#103 - waacson (07/23/2014) [-]
older series were better, youngling.
#187 - **legnak rolls 705** sorry I'm tardy to the party. 07/19/2014 on Pokemon Comp! 0
#2305 - 21 Gas station stocker/ food prep. well **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2325 - zergswarm (07/17/2014) [-]
Don't worry about it to much. Waiting for the "right moment" is bull the only moment you will get is one you make for yourself. Even if you screw it up don't worry there are plenty more ladies and men only improve with age.
#69 - and here is the Razgaariodon 07/11/2014 on The Spore Experience 0
#67 - Whenever I play spore I am always torn between my two favorite…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on The Spore Experience 0
#69 - legnak (07/11/2014) [-]
and here is the Razgaariodon
#1505 - Thanks man, I will go ahead and do that, I mean the thing is, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +1
User avatar #1506 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah man, Bro's before hoes ;D

But you should do it, nothing to lose. I wouldn't just throw it all on her straight off the bat. get into a conversation, mention things about the past "remember when we were swimming and the shark came? well y'know I was willing to risk my life distracting it so you could get away"
"oh really? well Canada said.."
"FUCK CANADA"

I joke, but really... just be brave, be yourself and express all that's going on in your head.
if she's such a good friend it will be a simple answer that won't hurt you but just be careful because if she says no you WILL feel shitty.. but you can move on.. instead of 5yrs ahead looking back wishing you had.

I believe in you bro ;P
#1502 - >The girl I love has a crush on my brother and her best fri…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +2
User avatar #1504 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Ahh man, that's a unhappy ending

But I think you should open up. Tell her why you really wanted her to come over.
Tell her you want to be more than a friend, that everything you did/do was for her.
mention about the goggles, your feelings and break the wedge that Canada created.

If she doesn't want you in that way still, then fair enough at least you tried and now you know where you stand..

But until then you will want her.

After reading the story, I feel it would be the right thing to do and get it all off your chest.

Stay strong, Bro
User avatar #1550 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
I've been through shit like that, where I (more than once) didn't tell how I felt. Every 'relationship' of those were ruined. Dude. Tell her.
User avatar #1551 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
By the way, it was a great read!
User avatar #1505 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I will go ahead and do that, I mean the thing is, I should have also mentioned, is that my brother knows damn well I like this girl, and he has even said that there is no way in hell and high water that he would get in between us.

I can only hope for the best right? and thanks for the support on this.
User avatar #1506 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah man, Bro's before hoes ;D

But you should do it, nothing to lose. I wouldn't just throw it all on her straight off the bat. get into a conversation, mention things about the past "remember when we were swimming and the shark came? well y'know I was willing to risk my life distracting it so you could get away"
"oh really? well Canada said.."
"FUCK CANADA"

I joke, but really... just be brave, be yourself and express all that's going on in your head.
if she's such a good friend it will be a simple answer that won't hurt you but just be careful because if she says no you WILL feel shitty.. but you can move on.. instead of 5yrs ahead looking back wishing you had.

I believe in you bro ;P
#1500 - > Fin breaks the water. > me and my brother notice i…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +2
User avatar #1502 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>The girl I love has a crush on my brother and her best friend knew.
>Her best friend stabbed her in the back.
>We left and tried to get the shit off her mind.
>We get ready to leave, Canada and my brother are holding hands the entire time.
>Canada still won't speak to the girl
>The past few nights me and the girl were talking and she loves me like a brother, even though her actions and voice show much diffrent than what she says.

Turns out Canada did tell her that I liked her when the girl was in a bad mood, thus smacking me away from her. They're still here, and me and the girl are closer since she had seen her best friend do that to her. I want to tell her how I truely feel about her and that I want her more than anything in the world, but I don't know if I should, given that all the shit that has been going on lately.

Wilsen, Gainesy, this is the end of the story on this one, sorry it took so long.
User avatar #1504 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Ahh man, that's a unhappy ending

But I think you should open up. Tell her why you really wanted her to come over.
Tell her you want to be more than a friend, that everything you did/do was for her.
mention about the goggles, your feelings and break the wedge that Canada created.

If she doesn't want you in that way still, then fair enough at least you tried and now you know where you stand..

But until then you will want her.

After reading the story, I feel it would be the right thing to do and get it all off your chest.

Stay strong, Bro
User avatar #1550 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
I've been through shit like that, where I (more than once) didn't tell how I felt. Every 'relationship' of those were ruined. Dude. Tell her.
User avatar #1551 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
By the way, it was a great read!
User avatar #1505 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I will go ahead and do that, I mean the thing is, I should have also mentioned, is that my brother knows damn well I like this girl, and he has even said that there is no way in hell and high water that he would get in between us.

I can only hope for the best right? and thanks for the support on this.
User avatar #1506 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah man, Bro's before hoes ;D

But you should do it, nothing to lose. I wouldn't just throw it all on her straight off the bat. get into a conversation, mention things about the past "remember when we were swimming and the shark came? well y'know I was willing to risk my life distracting it so you could get away"
"oh really? well Canada said.."
"FUCK CANADA"

I joke, but really... just be brave, be yourself and express all that's going on in your head.
if she's such a good friend it will be a simple answer that won't hurt you but just be careful because if she says no you WILL feel shitty.. but you can move on.. instead of 5yrs ahead looking back wishing you had.

I believe in you bro ;P
#1497 - >Starting to fear that Canada said something that is making…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +2
#1500 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
> Fin breaks the water.
> me and my brother notice it, I tell everyone to head in.
>I tell Canada to grab the girl and go, that I was gonna lag behind so the shark wouldnt potentially go after them.
> Shark never came by, I make back to them.
>Canada told her I was worried about my goggles (I HAD NO FUCKING GOGGLES) and I was looking for them and that I let her fend for herself and that Canada had to rescue her...
> at this point I am so pissed that Canada had successfully driven a wedge in what would have been a damn good trip and potentially a relationship.
>The ride back not one word was spoken the entire time.
>Two days ago we go to Sixflags
>was fun, used the last of my funds... Canada had an "Anxiety attack" and stayed away from everything, and it ended up being me, the girl and my brother.
>We go to ride this ride called the Poltergeist
>Girl sits with my brother
>She jokingly tells me that she doesnt trust me and gets pissed off when I say that that was actually hurtful.
>We all go meet back with Canada and my brother tells me to go with the girl to do some rides, while we do, she tells me something that I want to just give up on life about...
> She likes my brother....
>My entire vacation was ruined at that point and I told her that it wasnt the greatest idea.
> She agreed, but said the only ones who knew were Canada and me...
>as I said before, I don't mind being just friends, but that was almost too much to bear.
>We spend most the time together alone, I was trying to do whatever I could in my power to win her back...
>We head back to the other two, only to find something that hurt me and her both...
> Canada and my brother were making out like fucking animals...

Gonna finish this in the last page again, running outta space.
User avatar #1502 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>The girl I love has a crush on my brother and her best friend knew.
>Her best friend stabbed her in the back.
>We left and tried to get the shit off her mind.
>We get ready to leave, Canada and my brother are holding hands the entire time.
>Canada still won't speak to the girl
>The past few nights me and the girl were talking and she loves me like a brother, even though her actions and voice show much diffrent than what she says.

Turns out Canada did tell her that I liked her when the girl was in a bad mood, thus smacking me away from her. They're still here, and me and the girl are closer since she had seen her best friend do that to her. I want to tell her how I truely feel about her and that I want her more than anything in the world, but I don't know if I should, given that all the shit that has been going on lately.

Wilsen, Gainesy, this is the end of the story on this one, sorry it took so long.
User avatar #1504 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Ahh man, that's a unhappy ending

But I think you should open up. Tell her why you really wanted her to come over.
Tell her you want to be more than a friend, that everything you did/do was for her.
mention about the goggles, your feelings and break the wedge that Canada created.

If she doesn't want you in that way still, then fair enough at least you tried and now you know where you stand..

But until then you will want her.

After reading the story, I feel it would be the right thing to do and get it all off your chest.

Stay strong, Bro
User avatar #1550 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
I've been through shit like that, where I (more than once) didn't tell how I felt. Every 'relationship' of those were ruined. Dude. Tell her.
User avatar #1551 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
By the way, it was a great read!
User avatar #1505 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I will go ahead and do that, I mean the thing is, I should have also mentioned, is that my brother knows damn well I like this girl, and he has even said that there is no way in hell and high water that he would get in between us.

I can only hope for the best right? and thanks for the support on this.
User avatar #1506 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah man, Bro's before hoes ;D

But you should do it, nothing to lose. I wouldn't just throw it all on her straight off the bat. get into a conversation, mention things about the past "remember when we were swimming and the shark came? well y'know I was willing to risk my life distracting it so you could get away"
"oh really? well Canada said.."
"FUCK CANADA"

I joke, but really... just be brave, be yourself and express all that's going on in your head.
if she's such a good friend it will be a simple answer that won't hurt you but just be careful because if she says no you WILL feel shitty.. but you can move on.. instead of 5yrs ahead looking back wishing you had.

I believe in you bro ;P
#1494 - >Plans had to be changed thanks to Canada. >They bot…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +2
User avatar #1497 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>Starting to fear that Canada said something that is making them both not gonna come down, that sits on my mind the rest of the week.
>the 27th arrives, I am excited, the girl says she is too, however, Canada hasnt said shit...
>cold feet?
>nah, she just didn't feel like talking, called me when she got to the other airport where Canada was to meet up with the girl.
>We talk for a while she is waiting and then after about an hour I can hear "Canada!" shouted, it was the girl, and Canada shuts her laptop off.
> I wait a good 30 minutes for a response to get this: Now she feels unloved because you ended the call when she got here...
>Fucking dissapointed at Canada for saying that shit.
>Anyways I head to the airport I was supposed to meet them at and pick them up, Canada is unhappy because me and the girl sit together and she couldn't sit next to me.
>First few days were great, no problems, actually really happy
> all changes when we get to the coast....
>First night the girl gets a mouth full of sea water and almost drowns, I couldnt get to her because Canada was constantly swimming in front of me.
>Canada blames me for it.
>Canada gets pissed and calls me a liar when I try explaining to the girl what happened.
>Both dont talk to me at all the second day except when we were all sitting at the oceanfront and the girl walked off, before I could follow, Canada was already up and after her, and as I was getting up, my Mom (family vacation, should have mentioned that) stopped me to help her real fast.
> Canada tells the girl I left her alone again, however, my mom was able to verify that I was rather forced to do something.
>Final day was the final cherry on the sundae.
> Whole family was swimming in the deeper water.

Gah, I am sorry yall but once again...
#1500 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
> Fin breaks the water.
> me and my brother notice it, I tell everyone to head in.
>I tell Canada to grab the girl and go, that I was gonna lag behind so the shark wouldnt potentially go after them.
> Shark never came by, I make back to them.
>Canada told her I was worried about my goggles (I HAD NO FUCKING GOGGLES) and I was looking for them and that I let her fend for herself and that Canada had to rescue her...
> at this point I am so pissed that Canada had successfully driven a wedge in what would have been a damn good trip and potentially a relationship.
>The ride back not one word was spoken the entire time.
>Two days ago we go to Sixflags
>was fun, used the last of my funds... Canada had an "Anxiety attack" and stayed away from everything, and it ended up being me, the girl and my brother.
>We go to ride this ride called the Poltergeist
>Girl sits with my brother
>She jokingly tells me that she doesnt trust me and gets pissed off when I say that that was actually hurtful.
>We all go meet back with Canada and my brother tells me to go with the girl to do some rides, while we do, she tells me something that I want to just give up on life about...
> She likes my brother....
>My entire vacation was ruined at that point and I told her that it wasnt the greatest idea.
> She agreed, but said the only ones who knew were Canada and me...
>as I said before, I don't mind being just friends, but that was almost too much to bear.
>We spend most the time together alone, I was trying to do whatever I could in my power to win her back...
>We head back to the other two, only to find something that hurt me and her both...
> Canada and my brother were making out like fucking animals...

Gonna finish this in the last page again, running outta space.
User avatar #1502 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>The girl I love has a crush on my brother and her best friend knew.
>Her best friend stabbed her in the back.
>We left and tried to get the shit off her mind.
>We get ready to leave, Canada and my brother are holding hands the entire time.
>Canada still won't speak to the girl
>The past few nights me and the girl were talking and she loves me like a brother, even though her actions and voice show much diffrent than what she says.

Turns out Canada did tell her that I liked her when the girl was in a bad mood, thus smacking me away from her. They're still here, and me and the girl are closer since she had seen her best friend do that to her. I want to tell her how I truely feel about her and that I want her more than anything in the world, but I don't know if I should, given that all the shit that has been going on lately.

Wilsen, Gainesy, this is the end of the story on this one, sorry it took so long.
User avatar #1504 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Ahh man, that's a unhappy ending

But I think you should open up. Tell her why you really wanted her to come over.
Tell her you want to be more than a friend, that everything you did/do was for her.
mention about the goggles, your feelings and break the wedge that Canada created.

If she doesn't want you in that way still, then fair enough at least you tried and now you know where you stand..

But until then you will want her.

After reading the story, I feel it would be the right thing to do and get it all off your chest.

Stay strong, Bro
User avatar #1550 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
I've been through shit like that, where I (more than once) didn't tell how I felt. Every 'relationship' of those were ruined. Dude. Tell her.
User avatar #1551 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
By the way, it was a great read!
User avatar #1505 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I will go ahead and do that, I mean the thing is, I should have also mentioned, is that my brother knows damn well I like this girl, and he has even said that there is no way in hell and high water that he would get in between us.

I can only hope for the best right? and thanks for the support on this.
User avatar #1506 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah man, Bro's before hoes ;D

But you should do it, nothing to lose. I wouldn't just throw it all on her straight off the bat. get into a conversation, mention things about the past "remember when we were swimming and the shark came? well y'know I was willing to risk my life distracting it so you could get away"
"oh really? well Canada said.."
"FUCK CANADA"

I joke, but really... just be brave, be yourself and express all that's going on in your head.
if she's such a good friend it will be a simple answer that won't hurt you but just be careful because if she says no you WILL feel shitty.. but you can move on.. instead of 5yrs ahead looking back wishing you had.

I believe in you bro ;P
#1490 - >I'm actually really, really ******* happy tha…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +1
User avatar #1494 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>Plans had to be changed thanks to Canada.
>They both are taking a plane because I don't have the gas money for a drive to Canada.
>well, Fast forward to late May.
>the girl starts saying my name with a y in it to sound lighter instead of Legna it started being Legnya
> of fucking course I started to really, really like it.
>but that was quickly body slammed into the earth when Canada started following in tow with it.
>Canada seems a little... aggressive towards me.
>well, its now June, only a mere three weeks away from when they get down here, I am fucking excited for the girl, not so much for Canada, I mean after all, if it wasnt for her, I would have been on the road at this time.
>However, over these few weeks, Canada started becoming really... bitchy to me and the girl...
>Mid June, the girl goes to bed early, and Canada in in the call with me, and she, without any given reason goes- "You know she only likes you as a friend right? Nothing more will ever come from it."
>Seriously? what the everliving fuck was that about?
>"Eh, even so, I still have a lasting friendship"
> all she does is give a slight halfhearted laugh and tells me shes going to bed as well.
> Honestly not really that phased if she was right or not.
>Week before they get here, Canada says something as soon as I leave to take a piss, couldnt really hear it, all I can tell you all is that the girl wasnt really happy when I got back.
> that week, both were really, really sketchy, I mean, not even an etch-n-sketch was this bad.

gonna have to cut this one short because anywhere else from here on would be too bad to leave off.
User avatar #1497 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>Starting to fear that Canada said something that is making them both not gonna come down, that sits on my mind the rest of the week.
>the 27th arrives, I am excited, the girl says she is too, however, Canada hasnt said shit...
>cold feet?
>nah, she just didn't feel like talking, called me when she got to the other airport where Canada was to meet up with the girl.
>We talk for a while she is waiting and then after about an hour I can hear "Canada!" shouted, it was the girl, and Canada shuts her laptop off.
> I wait a good 30 minutes for a response to get this: Now she feels unloved because you ended the call when she got here...
>Fucking dissapointed at Canada for saying that shit.
>Anyways I head to the airport I was supposed to meet them at and pick them up, Canada is unhappy because me and the girl sit together and she couldn't sit next to me.
>First few days were great, no problems, actually really happy
> all changes when we get to the coast....
>First night the girl gets a mouth full of sea water and almost drowns, I couldnt get to her because Canada was constantly swimming in front of me.
>Canada blames me for it.
>Canada gets pissed and calls me a liar when I try explaining to the girl what happened.
>Both dont talk to me at all the second day except when we were all sitting at the oceanfront and the girl walked off, before I could follow, Canada was already up and after her, and as I was getting up, my Mom (family vacation, should have mentioned that) stopped me to help her real fast.
> Canada tells the girl I left her alone again, however, my mom was able to verify that I was rather forced to do something.
>Final day was the final cherry on the sundae.
> Whole family was swimming in the deeper water.

Gah, I am sorry yall but once again...
#1500 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
> Fin breaks the water.
> me and my brother notice it, I tell everyone to head in.
>I tell Canada to grab the girl and go, that I was gonna lag behind so the shark wouldnt potentially go after them.
> Shark never came by, I make back to them.
>Canada told her I was worried about my goggles (I HAD NO FUCKING GOGGLES) and I was looking for them and that I let her fend for herself and that Canada had to rescue her...
> at this point I am so pissed that Canada had successfully driven a wedge in what would have been a damn good trip and potentially a relationship.
>The ride back not one word was spoken the entire time.
>Two days ago we go to Sixflags
>was fun, used the last of my funds... Canada had an "Anxiety attack" and stayed away from everything, and it ended up being me, the girl and my brother.
>We go to ride this ride called the Poltergeist
>Girl sits with my brother
>She jokingly tells me that she doesnt trust me and gets pissed off when I say that that was actually hurtful.
>We all go meet back with Canada and my brother tells me to go with the girl to do some rides, while we do, she tells me something that I want to just give up on life about...
> She likes my brother....
>My entire vacation was ruined at that point and I told her that it wasnt the greatest idea.
> She agreed, but said the only ones who knew were Canada and me...
>as I said before, I don't mind being just friends, but that was almost too much to bear.
>We spend most the time together alone, I was trying to do whatever I could in my power to win her back...
>We head back to the other two, only to find something that hurt me and her both...
> Canada and my brother were making out like fucking animals...

Gonna finish this in the last page again, running outta space.
User avatar #1502 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>The girl I love has a crush on my brother and her best friend knew.
>Her best friend stabbed her in the back.
>We left and tried to get the shit off her mind.
>We get ready to leave, Canada and my brother are holding hands the entire time.
>Canada still won't speak to the girl
>The past few nights me and the girl were talking and she loves me like a brother, even though her actions and voice show much diffrent than what she says.

Turns out Canada did tell her that I liked her when the girl was in a bad mood, thus smacking me away from her. They're still here, and me and the girl are closer since she had seen her best friend do that to her. I want to tell her how I truely feel about her and that I want her more than anything in the world, but I don't know if I should, given that all the shit that has been going on lately.

Wilsen, Gainesy, this is the end of the story on this one, sorry it took so long.
User avatar #1504 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Ahh man, that's a unhappy ending

But I think you should open up. Tell her why you really wanted her to come over.
Tell her you want to be more than a friend, that everything you did/do was for her.
mention about the goggles, your feelings and break the wedge that Canada created.

If she doesn't want you in that way still, then fair enough at least you tried and now you know where you stand..

But until then you will want her.

After reading the story, I feel it would be the right thing to do and get it all off your chest.

Stay strong, Bro
User avatar #1550 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
I've been through shit like that, where I (more than once) didn't tell how I felt. Every 'relationship' of those were ruined. Dude. Tell her.
User avatar #1551 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
By the way, it was a great read!
User avatar #1505 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I will go ahead and do that, I mean the thing is, I should have also mentioned, is that my brother knows damn well I like this girl, and he has even said that there is no way in hell and high water that he would get in between us.

I can only hope for the best right? and thanks for the support on this.
User avatar #1506 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah man, Bro's before hoes ;D

But you should do it, nothing to lose. I wouldn't just throw it all on her straight off the bat. get into a conversation, mention things about the past "remember when we were swimming and the shark came? well y'know I was willing to risk my life distracting it so you could get away"
"oh really? well Canada said.."
"FUCK CANADA"

I joke, but really... just be brave, be yourself and express all that's going on in your head.
if she's such a good friend it will be a simple answer that won't hurt you but just be careful because if she says no you WILL feel shitty.. but you can move on.. instead of 5yrs ahead looking back wishing you had.

I believe in you bro ;P
#1477 - >before I could say anything, "Buddy joined your chann…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +2
User avatar #1490 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>I'm actually really, really fucking happy that I heard that.
>However, as her friend who we will call Canada, is more prevalent now because she wants to spend more time with her friend, its harder to make plans without her knowing.
>One day I dont exactly remember when, the girl was having a bad day and the three of us (me, her and Canada) were in a private room, and She goes, I just cant wait till June, completely oblivious of the fact we havent told Canada yet.
>"Oh? whats going on in June? I wanna join, I wanna Join!"
>wellfuckthisisntgonnaberight.JPEG
>"I don't think I am gonna have enough funding for both of you."
>Canada almost instantly responds with the ol' thats alright, I can pay for myself.
>I'm put into a slump because I really wanted it to be just me and her, and no, I know what you all are thinking, I had no intention of sex. Anyways...
>Now Canada is in the mix, we had to push the date back until after she graduated... fuck me right?
>fast forward another couple weeks if not a month, and Canada overhears the girl say those words again, however this time it was because she had pranked my house on the server.
>Now Canada is saying it...
>Feel really uncomfortable about it but don't want to start shit so I ignore it.
>Canada then starts to impede in everything the girl and I do, really start to feel annoyed about it, but at this point I am practically at terminal velocity on falling for this girl.
>one night she goes to bed early, and Canada calls me on skype.
>"you like her dont you?"
>"Well..."
>"Don't worry, you're like a bother to me, I wont tell her anything, I swear on my life."
> I very reluctantly tell her yeah and she goes on and tells me how I should ask her out already and that we make such a great couple.
>I plan on waiting till June so its more formal and it seems like the better thing to do, but I don't tell Canada that.
Continued again... these limits are a little cray cray.
User avatar #1494 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>Plans had to be changed thanks to Canada.
>They both are taking a plane because I don't have the gas money for a drive to Canada.
>well, Fast forward to late May.
>the girl starts saying my name with a y in it to sound lighter instead of Legna it started being Legnya
> of fucking course I started to really, really like it.
>but that was quickly body slammed into the earth when Canada started following in tow with it.
>Canada seems a little... aggressive towards me.
>well, its now June, only a mere three weeks away from when they get down here, I am fucking excited for the girl, not so much for Canada, I mean after all, if it wasnt for her, I would have been on the road at this time.
>However, over these few weeks, Canada started becoming really... bitchy to me and the girl...
>Mid June, the girl goes to bed early, and Canada in in the call with me, and she, without any given reason goes- "You know she only likes you as a friend right? Nothing more will ever come from it."
>Seriously? what the everliving fuck was that about?
>"Eh, even so, I still have a lasting friendship"
> all she does is give a slight halfhearted laugh and tells me shes going to bed as well.
> Honestly not really that phased if she was right or not.
>Week before they get here, Canada says something as soon as I leave to take a piss, couldnt really hear it, all I can tell you all is that the girl wasnt really happy when I got back.
> that week, both were really, really sketchy, I mean, not even an etch-n-sketch was this bad.

gonna have to cut this one short because anywhere else from here on would be too bad to leave off.
User avatar #1497 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>Starting to fear that Canada said something that is making them both not gonna come down, that sits on my mind the rest of the week.
>the 27th arrives, I am excited, the girl says she is too, however, Canada hasnt said shit...
>cold feet?
>nah, she just didn't feel like talking, called me when she got to the other airport where Canada was to meet up with the girl.
>We talk for a while she is waiting and then after about an hour I can hear "Canada!" shouted, it was the girl, and Canada shuts her laptop off.
> I wait a good 30 minutes for a response to get this: Now she feels unloved because you ended the call when she got here...
>Fucking dissapointed at Canada for saying that shit.
>Anyways I head to the airport I was supposed to meet them at and pick them up, Canada is unhappy because me and the girl sit together and she couldn't sit next to me.
>First few days were great, no problems, actually really happy
> all changes when we get to the coast....
>First night the girl gets a mouth full of sea water and almost drowns, I couldnt get to her because Canada was constantly swimming in front of me.
>Canada blames me for it.
>Canada gets pissed and calls me a liar when I try explaining to the girl what happened.
>Both dont talk to me at all the second day except when we were all sitting at the oceanfront and the girl walked off, before I could follow, Canada was already up and after her, and as I was getting up, my Mom (family vacation, should have mentioned that) stopped me to help her real fast.
> Canada tells the girl I left her alone again, however, my mom was able to verify that I was rather forced to do something.
>Final day was the final cherry on the sundae.
> Whole family was swimming in the deeper water.

Gah, I am sorry yall but once again...
#1500 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
> Fin breaks the water.
> me and my brother notice it, I tell everyone to head in.
>I tell Canada to grab the girl and go, that I was gonna lag behind so the shark wouldnt potentially go after them.
> Shark never came by, I make back to them.
>Canada told her I was worried about my goggles (I HAD NO FUCKING GOGGLES) and I was looking for them and that I let her fend for herself and that Canada had to rescue her...
> at this point I am so pissed that Canada had successfully driven a wedge in what would have been a damn good trip and potentially a relationship.
>The ride back not one word was spoken the entire time.
>Two days ago we go to Sixflags
>was fun, used the last of my funds... Canada had an "Anxiety attack" and stayed away from everything, and it ended up being me, the girl and my brother.
>We go to ride this ride called the Poltergeist
>Girl sits with my brother
>She jokingly tells me that she doesnt trust me and gets pissed off when I say that that was actually hurtful.
>We all go meet back with Canada and my brother tells me to go with the girl to do some rides, while we do, she tells me something that I want to just give up on life about...
> She likes my brother....
>My entire vacation was ruined at that point and I told her that it wasnt the greatest idea.
> She agreed, but said the only ones who knew were Canada and me...
>as I said before, I don't mind being just friends, but that was almost too much to bear.
>We spend most the time together alone, I was trying to do whatever I could in my power to win her back...
>We head back to the other two, only to find something that hurt me and her both...
> Canada and my brother were making out like fucking animals...

Gonna finish this in the last page again, running outta space.
User avatar #1502 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>The girl I love has a crush on my brother and her best friend knew.
>Her best friend stabbed her in the back.
>We left and tried to get the shit off her mind.
>We get ready to leave, Canada and my brother are holding hands the entire time.
>Canada still won't speak to the girl
>The past few nights me and the girl were talking and she loves me like a brother, even though her actions and voice show much diffrent than what she says.

Turns out Canada did tell her that I liked her when the girl was in a bad mood, thus smacking me away from her. They're still here, and me and the girl are closer since she had seen her best friend do that to her. I want to tell her how I truely feel about her and that I want her more than anything in the world, but I don't know if I should, given that all the shit that has been going on lately.

Wilsen, Gainesy, this is the end of the story on this one, sorry it took so long.
User avatar #1504 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Ahh man, that's a unhappy ending

But I think you should open up. Tell her why you really wanted her to come over.
Tell her you want to be more than a friend, that everything you did/do was for her.
mention about the goggles, your feelings and break the wedge that Canada created.

If she doesn't want you in that way still, then fair enough at least you tried and now you know where you stand..

But until then you will want her.

After reading the story, I feel it would be the right thing to do and get it all off your chest.

Stay strong, Bro
User avatar #1550 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
I've been through shit like that, where I (more than once) didn't tell how I felt. Every 'relationship' of those were ruined. Dude. Tell her.
User avatar #1551 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
By the way, it was a great read!
User avatar #1505 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I will go ahead and do that, I mean the thing is, I should have also mentioned, is that my brother knows damn well I like this girl, and he has even said that there is no way in hell and high water that he would get in between us.

I can only hope for the best right? and thanks for the support on this.
User avatar #1506 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah man, Bro's before hoes ;D

But you should do it, nothing to lose. I wouldn't just throw it all on her straight off the bat. get into a conversation, mention things about the past "remember when we were swimming and the shark came? well y'know I was willing to risk my life distracting it so you could get away"
"oh really? well Canada said.."
"FUCK CANADA"

I joke, but really... just be brave, be yourself and express all that's going on in your head.
if she's such a good friend it will be a simple answer that won't hurt you but just be careful because if she says no you WILL feel shitty.. but you can move on.. instead of 5yrs ahead looking back wishing you had.

I believe in you bro ;P
User avatar #1485 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
Oh the waiting is excruciating
#1473 - >Come January I lose my job because I was talking to her be…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +2
User avatar #1477 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>before I could say anything, "Buddy joined your channel"
> both me and the her went dead silent, it was Dipshit...
> a good 15-20 minutes go by and no words are spoken, hes just sitting there like someone spawned a damn cockblocker.
>get a message on the chat: Hey -girlsnamehere-, I know that today is valentines day, and i know we haven't talked since December, but, Will you be my Valentine?
>My mind goes blank, my heart just starts burning an all I see is red.
>She's silent
>after a good 45 minutes he says in the pissiest fucking voice "Fine, I see" and leaves
>She is fucking Wailing and screaming, and quite frankly, I don't blame her.
>Spend the entire night and most the next day up with her, blowing off two job interviews I had to make sure she was going to be okay.
>few days pass and she finally moves on from the subject, and she is still liking that other Cyka.
>Tables Start to turn, a couple days later she had gotten a cold, and he was there, mocking her every god damn sentence. again, I started seeing Red. but she just tells me to move to another room with her.
> we do, and he follows, so we make a private room, and then she tells me that shes no longer interested in him if hes gonna be a fucking prick.
>Thankthefuckinggods.WAV
>Zoom two weeks, I get a new, better paying job from my last one, and I decide to do a rather ballsy move.
>"Hey -girlsnamehere-, how about in June I drive up there and take you down here for a week?"
>"That sounds like a really, really good Idea Legna, I look forward to it"
>Way too excited, and that was 4 months away, everything started to be fall into place for me and I was happy.
>We call on my way to work every day, and when I get off.
>Month into this, her friend starts to show up in the picture more.
>One day her friend isnt in the call and just before she hangs up "Love you Legna"
Continued yet again... this is longer than expected.
User avatar #1490 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>I'm actually really, really fucking happy that I heard that.
>However, as her friend who we will call Canada, is more prevalent now because she wants to spend more time with her friend, its harder to make plans without her knowing.
>One day I dont exactly remember when, the girl was having a bad day and the three of us (me, her and Canada) were in a private room, and She goes, I just cant wait till June, completely oblivious of the fact we havent told Canada yet.
>"Oh? whats going on in June? I wanna join, I wanna Join!"
>wellfuckthisisntgonnaberight.JPEG
>"I don't think I am gonna have enough funding for both of you."
>Canada almost instantly responds with the ol' thats alright, I can pay for myself.
>I'm put into a slump because I really wanted it to be just me and her, and no, I know what you all are thinking, I had no intention of sex. Anyways...
>Now Canada is in the mix, we had to push the date back until after she graduated... fuck me right?
>fast forward another couple weeks if not a month, and Canada overhears the girl say those words again, however this time it was because she had pranked my house on the server.
>Now Canada is saying it...
>Feel really uncomfortable about it but don't want to start shit so I ignore it.
>Canada then starts to impede in everything the girl and I do, really start to feel annoyed about it, but at this point I am practically at terminal velocity on falling for this girl.
>one night she goes to bed early, and Canada calls me on skype.
>"you like her dont you?"
>"Well..."
>"Don't worry, you're like a bother to me, I wont tell her anything, I swear on my life."
> I very reluctantly tell her yeah and she goes on and tells me how I should ask her out already and that we make such a great couple.
>I plan on waiting till June so its more formal and it seems like the better thing to do, but I don't tell Canada that.
Continued again... these limits are a little cray cray.
User avatar #1494 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>Plans had to be changed thanks to Canada.
>They both are taking a plane because I don't have the gas money for a drive to Canada.
>well, Fast forward to late May.
>the girl starts saying my name with a y in it to sound lighter instead of Legna it started being Legnya
> of fucking course I started to really, really like it.
>but that was quickly body slammed into the earth when Canada started following in tow with it.
>Canada seems a little... aggressive towards me.
>well, its now June, only a mere three weeks away from when they get down here, I am fucking excited for the girl, not so much for Canada, I mean after all, if it wasnt for her, I would have been on the road at this time.
>However, over these few weeks, Canada started becoming really... bitchy to me and the girl...
>Mid June, the girl goes to bed early, and Canada in in the call with me, and she, without any given reason goes- "You know she only likes you as a friend right? Nothing more will ever come from it."
>Seriously? what the everliving fuck was that about?
>"Eh, even so, I still have a lasting friendship"
> all she does is give a slight halfhearted laugh and tells me shes going to bed as well.
> Honestly not really that phased if she was right or not.
>Week before they get here, Canada says something as soon as I leave to take a piss, couldnt really hear it, all I can tell you all is that the girl wasnt really happy when I got back.
> that week, both were really, really sketchy, I mean, not even an etch-n-sketch was this bad.

gonna have to cut this one short because anywhere else from here on would be too bad to leave off.
User avatar #1497 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>Starting to fear that Canada said something that is making them both not gonna come down, that sits on my mind the rest of the week.
>the 27th arrives, I am excited, the girl says she is too, however, Canada hasnt said shit...
>cold feet?
>nah, she just didn't feel like talking, called me when she got to the other airport where Canada was to meet up with the girl.
>We talk for a while she is waiting and then after about an hour I can hear "Canada!" shouted, it was the girl, and Canada shuts her laptop off.
> I wait a good 30 minutes for a response to get this: Now she feels unloved because you ended the call when she got here...
>Fucking dissapointed at Canada for saying that shit.
>Anyways I head to the airport I was supposed to meet them at and pick them up, Canada is unhappy because me and the girl sit together and she couldn't sit next to me.
>First few days were great, no problems, actually really happy
> all changes when we get to the coast....
>First night the girl gets a mouth full of sea water and almost drowns, I couldnt get to her because Canada was constantly swimming in front of me.
>Canada blames me for it.
>Canada gets pissed and calls me a liar when I try explaining to the girl what happened.
>Both dont talk to me at all the second day except when we were all sitting at the oceanfront and the girl walked off, before I could follow, Canada was already up and after her, and as I was getting up, my Mom (family vacation, should have mentioned that) stopped me to help her real fast.
> Canada tells the girl I left her alone again, however, my mom was able to verify that I was rather forced to do something.
>Final day was the final cherry on the sundae.
> Whole family was swimming in the deeper water.

Gah, I am sorry yall but once again...
#1500 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
> Fin breaks the water.
> me and my brother notice it, I tell everyone to head in.
>I tell Canada to grab the girl and go, that I was gonna lag behind so the shark wouldnt potentially go after them.
> Shark never came by, I make back to them.
>Canada told her I was worried about my goggles (I HAD NO FUCKING GOGGLES) and I was looking for them and that I let her fend for herself and that Canada had to rescue her...
> at this point I am so pissed that Canada had successfully driven a wedge in what would have been a damn good trip and potentially a relationship.
>The ride back not one word was spoken the entire time.
>Two days ago we go to Sixflags
>was fun, used the last of my funds... Canada had an "Anxiety attack" and stayed away from everything, and it ended up being me, the girl and my brother.
>We go to ride this ride called the Poltergeist
>Girl sits with my brother
>She jokingly tells me that she doesnt trust me and gets pissed off when I say that that was actually hurtful.
>We all go meet back with Canada and my brother tells me to go with the girl to do some rides, while we do, she tells me something that I want to just give up on life about...
> She likes my brother....
>My entire vacation was ruined at that point and I told her that it wasnt the greatest idea.
> She agreed, but said the only ones who knew were Canada and me...
>as I said before, I don't mind being just friends, but that was almost too much to bear.
>We spend most the time together alone, I was trying to do whatever I could in my power to win her back...
>We head back to the other two, only to find something that hurt me and her both...
> Canada and my brother were making out like fucking animals...

Gonna finish this in the last page again, running outta space.
User avatar #1502 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>The girl I love has a crush on my brother and her best friend knew.
>Her best friend stabbed her in the back.
>We left and tried to get the shit off her mind.
>We get ready to leave, Canada and my brother are holding hands the entire time.
>Canada still won't speak to the girl
>The past few nights me and the girl were talking and she loves me like a brother, even though her actions and voice show much diffrent than what she says.

Turns out Canada did tell her that I liked her when the girl was in a bad mood, thus smacking me away from her. They're still here, and me and the girl are closer since she had seen her best friend do that to her. I want to tell her how I truely feel about her and that I want her more than anything in the world, but I don't know if I should, given that all the shit that has been going on lately.

Wilsen, Gainesy, this is the end of the story on this one, sorry it took so long.
User avatar #1504 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Ahh man, that's a unhappy ending

But I think you should open up. Tell her why you really wanted her to come over.
Tell her you want to be more than a friend, that everything you did/do was for her.
mention about the goggles, your feelings and break the wedge that Canada created.

If she doesn't want you in that way still, then fair enough at least you tried and now you know where you stand..

But until then you will want her.

After reading the story, I feel it would be the right thing to do and get it all off your chest.

Stay strong, Bro
User avatar #1550 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
I've been through shit like that, where I (more than once) didn't tell how I felt. Every 'relationship' of those were ruined. Dude. Tell her.
User avatar #1551 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
By the way, it was a great read!
User avatar #1505 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I will go ahead and do that, I mean the thing is, I should have also mentioned, is that my brother knows damn well I like this girl, and he has even said that there is no way in hell and high water that he would get in between us.

I can only hope for the best right? and thanks for the support on this.
User avatar #1506 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah man, Bro's before hoes ;D

But you should do it, nothing to lose. I wouldn't just throw it all on her straight off the bat. get into a conversation, mention things about the past "remember when we were swimming and the shark came? well y'know I was willing to risk my life distracting it so you could get away"
"oh really? well Canada said.."
"FUCK CANADA"

I joke, but really... just be brave, be yourself and express all that's going on in your head.
if she's such a good friend it will be a simple answer that won't hurt you but just be careful because if she says no you WILL feel shitty.. but you can move on.. instead of 5yrs ahead looking back wishing you had.

I believe in you bro ;P
User avatar #1485 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
Oh the waiting is excruciating
#1451 - Well, this one isn't a Girlfriend thing, but I think its close…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +2
User avatar #1473 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>Come January I lose my job because I was talking to her because she had a mental breakdown and she just couldn't talk to anyone else.
>No real issue with the job, I hated the place anyways.
>Feelings really, really start to get to me, we talk every day from the time we wake up till we pass out.
> I litterally know everything about her.
>Come February, I really want to tell her how I feel.
>Finally build up the courage, before I can say anything
>"Legna, I think I am starting to like someone."
> Part of me is begging to every fucking deity it was me, the rest was certain it wasn't.
>She has me playing the guessing game for a good 20 minutes, and with more people eliminated my hopes rose.
> I say their name and I just hear her giggle...
>My mind shuts down, I'm more devastated than Japan after the Atomic bombs.
>The guy she liked is the biggest fucking asshole you'll meed, always talking about fucking every girl in the TS group and wanting to know her breast size.
> Try to talk her out of it, pretty much in a trump card mode.
>NouseIwastoolate.MP3
>Spending the next week faking that I was happy she was liking someone.
>Valentines Day, I go to say fuck it all and tell her anyways.
>We move to another channel in the group, everyone knew to leave us alone when we were away from them.
Continued again, and sorry Gainsey for taking forever
User avatar #1477 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>before I could say anything, "Buddy joined your channel"
> both me and the her went dead silent, it was Dipshit...
> a good 15-20 minutes go by and no words are spoken, hes just sitting there like someone spawned a damn cockblocker.
>get a message on the chat: Hey -girlsnamehere-, I know that today is valentines day, and i know we haven't talked since December, but, Will you be my Valentine?
>My mind goes blank, my heart just starts burning an all I see is red.
>She's silent
>after a good 45 minutes he says in the pissiest fucking voice "Fine, I see" and leaves
>She is fucking Wailing and screaming, and quite frankly, I don't blame her.
>Spend the entire night and most the next day up with her, blowing off two job interviews I had to make sure she was going to be okay.
>few days pass and she finally moves on from the subject, and she is still liking that other Cyka.
>Tables Start to turn, a couple days later she had gotten a cold, and he was there, mocking her every god damn sentence. again, I started seeing Red. but she just tells me to move to another room with her.
> we do, and he follows, so we make a private room, and then she tells me that shes no longer interested in him if hes gonna be a fucking prick.
>Thankthefuckinggods.WAV
>Zoom two weeks, I get a new, better paying job from my last one, and I decide to do a rather ballsy move.
>"Hey -girlsnamehere-, how about in June I drive up there and take you down here for a week?"
>"That sounds like a really, really good Idea Legna, I look forward to it"
>Way too excited, and that was 4 months away, everything started to be fall into place for me and I was happy.
>We call on my way to work every day, and when I get off.
>Month into this, her friend starts to show up in the picture more.
>One day her friend isnt in the call and just before she hangs up "Love you Legna"
Continued yet again... this is longer than expected.
User avatar #1490 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>I'm actually really, really fucking happy that I heard that.
>However, as her friend who we will call Canada, is more prevalent now because she wants to spend more time with her friend, its harder to make plans without her knowing.
>One day I dont exactly remember when, the girl was having a bad day and the three of us (me, her and Canada) were in a private room, and She goes, I just cant wait till June, completely oblivious of the fact we havent told Canada yet.
>"Oh? whats going on in June? I wanna join, I wanna Join!"
>wellfuckthisisntgonnaberight.JPEG
>"I don't think I am gonna have enough funding for both of you."
>Canada almost instantly responds with the ol' thats alright, I can pay for myself.
>I'm put into a slump because I really wanted it to be just me and her, and no, I know what you all are thinking, I had no intention of sex. Anyways...
>Now Canada is in the mix, we had to push the date back until after she graduated... fuck me right?
>fast forward another couple weeks if not a month, and Canada overhears the girl say those words again, however this time it was because she had pranked my house on the server.
>Now Canada is saying it...
>Feel really uncomfortable about it but don't want to start shit so I ignore it.
>Canada then starts to impede in everything the girl and I do, really start to feel annoyed about it, but at this point I am practically at terminal velocity on falling for this girl.
>one night she goes to bed early, and Canada calls me on skype.
>"you like her dont you?"
>"Well..."
>"Don't worry, you're like a bother to me, I wont tell her anything, I swear on my life."
> I very reluctantly tell her yeah and she goes on and tells me how I should ask her out already and that we make such a great couple.
>I plan on waiting till June so its more formal and it seems like the better thing to do, but I don't tell Canada that.
Continued again... these limits are a little cray cray.
User avatar #1494 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>Plans had to be changed thanks to Canada.
>They both are taking a plane because I don't have the gas money for a drive to Canada.
>well, Fast forward to late May.
>the girl starts saying my name with a y in it to sound lighter instead of Legna it started being Legnya
> of fucking course I started to really, really like it.
>but that was quickly body slammed into the earth when Canada started following in tow with it.
>Canada seems a little... aggressive towards me.
>well, its now June, only a mere three weeks away from when they get down here, I am fucking excited for the girl, not so much for Canada, I mean after all, if it wasnt for her, I would have been on the road at this time.
>However, over these few weeks, Canada started becoming really... bitchy to me and the girl...
>Mid June, the girl goes to bed early, and Canada in in the call with me, and she, without any given reason goes- "You know she only likes you as a friend right? Nothing more will ever come from it."
>Seriously? what the everliving fuck was that about?
>"Eh, even so, I still have a lasting friendship"
> all she does is give a slight halfhearted laugh and tells me shes going to bed as well.
> Honestly not really that phased if she was right or not.
>Week before they get here, Canada says something as soon as I leave to take a piss, couldnt really hear it, all I can tell you all is that the girl wasnt really happy when I got back.
> that week, both were really, really sketchy, I mean, not even an etch-n-sketch was this bad.

gonna have to cut this one short because anywhere else from here on would be too bad to leave off.
User avatar #1497 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>Starting to fear that Canada said something that is making them both not gonna come down, that sits on my mind the rest of the week.
>the 27th arrives, I am excited, the girl says she is too, however, Canada hasnt said shit...
>cold feet?
>nah, she just didn't feel like talking, called me when she got to the other airport where Canada was to meet up with the girl.
>We talk for a while she is waiting and then after about an hour I can hear "Canada!" shouted, it was the girl, and Canada shuts her laptop off.
> I wait a good 30 minutes for a response to get this: Now she feels unloved because you ended the call when she got here...
>Fucking dissapointed at Canada for saying that shit.
>Anyways I head to the airport I was supposed to meet them at and pick them up, Canada is unhappy because me and the girl sit together and she couldn't sit next to me.
>First few days were great, no problems, actually really happy
> all changes when we get to the coast....
>First night the girl gets a mouth full of sea water and almost drowns, I couldnt get to her because Canada was constantly swimming in front of me.
>Canada blames me for it.
>Canada gets pissed and calls me a liar when I try explaining to the girl what happened.
>Both dont talk to me at all the second day except when we were all sitting at the oceanfront and the girl walked off, before I could follow, Canada was already up and after her, and as I was getting up, my Mom (family vacation, should have mentioned that) stopped me to help her real fast.
> Canada tells the girl I left her alone again, however, my mom was able to verify that I was rather forced to do something.
>Final day was the final cherry on the sundae.
> Whole family was swimming in the deeper water.

Gah, I am sorry yall but once again...
#1500 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
> Fin breaks the water.
> me and my brother notice it, I tell everyone to head in.
>I tell Canada to grab the girl and go, that I was gonna lag behind so the shark wouldnt potentially go after them.
> Shark never came by, I make back to them.
>Canada told her I was worried about my goggles (I HAD NO FUCKING GOGGLES) and I was looking for them and that I let her fend for herself and that Canada had to rescue her...
> at this point I am so pissed that Canada had successfully driven a wedge in what would have been a damn good trip and potentially a relationship.
>The ride back not one word was spoken the entire time.
>Two days ago we go to Sixflags
>was fun, used the last of my funds... Canada had an "Anxiety attack" and stayed away from everything, and it ended up being me, the girl and my brother.
>We go to ride this ride called the Poltergeist
>Girl sits with my brother
>She jokingly tells me that she doesnt trust me and gets pissed off when I say that that was actually hurtful.
>We all go meet back with Canada and my brother tells me to go with the girl to do some rides, while we do, she tells me something that I want to just give up on life about...
> She likes my brother....
>My entire vacation was ruined at that point and I told her that it wasnt the greatest idea.
> She agreed, but said the only ones who knew were Canada and me...
>as I said before, I don't mind being just friends, but that was almost too much to bear.
>We spend most the time together alone, I was trying to do whatever I could in my power to win her back...
>We head back to the other two, only to find something that hurt me and her both...
> Canada and my brother were making out like fucking animals...

Gonna finish this in the last page again, running outta space.
User avatar #1502 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
>The girl I love has a crush on my brother and her best friend knew.
>Her best friend stabbed her in the back.
>We left and tried to get the shit off her mind.
>We get ready to leave, Canada and my brother are holding hands the entire time.
>Canada still won't speak to the girl
>The past few nights me and the girl were talking and she loves me like a brother, even though her actions and voice show much diffrent than what she says.

Turns out Canada did tell her that I liked her when the girl was in a bad mood, thus smacking me away from her. They're still here, and me and the girl are closer since she had seen her best friend do that to her. I want to tell her how I truely feel about her and that I want her more than anything in the world, but I don't know if I should, given that all the shit that has been going on lately.

Wilsen, Gainesy, this is the end of the story on this one, sorry it took so long.
User avatar #1504 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Ahh man, that's a unhappy ending

But I think you should open up. Tell her why you really wanted her to come over.
Tell her you want to be more than a friend, that everything you did/do was for her.
mention about the goggles, your feelings and break the wedge that Canada created.

If she doesn't want you in that way still, then fair enough at least you tried and now you know where you stand..

But until then you will want her.

After reading the story, I feel it would be the right thing to do and get it all off your chest.

Stay strong, Bro
User avatar #1550 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
I've been through shit like that, where I (more than once) didn't tell how I felt. Every 'relationship' of those were ruined. Dude. Tell her.
User avatar #1551 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
By the way, it was a great read!
User avatar #1505 - legnak (07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I will go ahead and do that, I mean the thing is, I should have also mentioned, is that my brother knows damn well I like this girl, and he has even said that there is no way in hell and high water that he would get in between us.

I can only hope for the best right? and thanks for the support on this.
User avatar #1506 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah man, Bro's before hoes ;D

But you should do it, nothing to lose. I wouldn't just throw it all on her straight off the bat. get into a conversation, mention things about the past "remember when we were swimming and the shark came? well y'know I was willing to risk my life distracting it so you could get away"
"oh really? well Canada said.."
"FUCK CANADA"

I joke, but really... just be brave, be yourself and express all that's going on in your head.
if she's such a good friend it will be a simple answer that won't hurt you but just be careful because if she says no you WILL feel shitty.. but you can move on.. instead of 5yrs ahead looking back wishing you had.

I believe in you bro ;P
User avatar #1485 - wilsen (07/07/2014) [-]
Oh the waiting is excruciating
User avatar #1461 - gainesy (07/07/2014) [-]
Hurry up ;D
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#54 to #52 - legnak (04/20/2014) [-]
That was a much needed laugh, thanks.
That was a much needed laugh, thanks.
#55 to #54 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
i found the video from where that comes.   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkM48Kmk0yY&hd=1
i found the video from where that comes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkM48Kmk0yY&hd=1
User avatar #50 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
#43 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
finally using an avatar.
User avatar #44 to #43 - legnak (02/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I figured I outta put something there instead a blank area.
User avatar #46 to #45 - legnak (02/17/2014) [-]
yeah, so how have you been lately?
#47 to #46 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
kinda busy. but fine after all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - legnak (02/17/2014) [-]
well, at least its fine right, it can always be worse.
#49 to #48 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
yah... it could be worse...
#34 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
hi.
User avatar #35 to #34 - legnak (02/09/2014) [-]
Heya, sorry I haven't said anything in a while, Lotta stuff going on lately, how have you been?
#36 to #35 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, just a bit vusy that's all...
User avatar #37 to #36 - legnak (02/09/2014) [-]
yeah, you gotta love that right?
#38 to #37 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
love what?
User avatar #39 to #38 - legnak (02/09/2014) [-]
being busy, I was being sarcastic though.
#40 to #39 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
i see...
User avatar #41 to #40 - legnak (02/09/2014) [-]
yeah, I'm not very good when it comes to sarcasm, sorry about that >.<
#42 to #41 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
i noticed.
User avatar #30 to #29 - legnak (01/15/2014) [-]
That's gotta be one of the most random things I have seen here.
#31 to #30 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
how are ya?
User avatar #32 to #31 - legnak (01/15/2014) [-]
Doing good, just been really busy lately with work, yourself?
#33 to #32 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
really bored...
#25 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Daft Punk - Around The World
i can't get this off my head...
User avatar #26 to #25 - legnak (12/28/2013) [-]
Well, thank you for that, now its most likely gonna be stuck in mine lol
#27 to #26 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
5... i've watched that video 5 times in a row now...

these guys are awesome...
User avatar #28 to #27 - legnak (12/28/2013) [-]
I will agree with you on that one, I love this kind of music.
#24 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
merry christmas.
#15 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
Friend?
User avatar #16 to #15 - legnak (12/15/2013) [-]
You bet
#17 to #16 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
unless you wanna talk to me, you need to be in my friends list.
my profile is locked that way.
i've had lurkers and stalkers...
User avatar #18 to #17 - legnak (12/15/2013) [-]
Makes sense, I've sent you a request
#19 to #18 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
i just accepted it.
so feel free to leave a message in my profile whenever you want.
User avatar #20 to #19 - legnak (12/15/2013) [-]
Will do.
#21 to #20 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
nice.   
now i'm off to play some BF4, nice to meet you.
nice.
now i'm off to play some BF4, nice to meet you.
User avatar #22 to #21 - legnak (12/15/2013) [-]
nice meeting ya too, happy hunting
#23 to #22 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
bye.
bye.
#12 - mudkipfucker (09/10/2013) [-]
Sorry, i must've missed that post first time, thanks for pointing it out
User avatar #13 to #12 - legnak (09/11/2013) [-]
it's all good, sorry for jumping at the post like that, I've seen a lot of people doing that with in the past 48 hours and I was fustrated, please accept my appologies on that.
User avatar #14 to #13 - mudkipfucker (09/11/2013) [-]
its ok, i like people telling me that something is a recent repost, the sooner i get told, the better
User avatar #2 to #1 - legnak (06/12/2013) [-]
Aww thanks, but I don't know you that well.
User avatar #4 to #3 - legnak (06/12/2013) [-]
Funny you should mention that my friend, I am white... might wanna try again.
User avatar #6 to #5 - legnak (06/12/2013) [-]
what game is that?

doesn't look that appealing.
#7 to #6 - alekksandar (06/12/2013) [-]
You aren't giving me many reasons to hate you.

The game is Counter Strike.
User avatar #8 to #7 - legnak (06/13/2013) [-]
Why hate? It's stupid.
#9 to #8 - alekksandar (06/13/2013) [-]
Aha! You're a commie!
User avatar #10 to #9 - legnak (06/13/2013) [-]
Nope, neither.
User avatar #11 to #10 - alekksandar (06/13/2013) [-]
**** this, I'm out.
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