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#55 - Delicious. 01/14/2014 on Seat 0
#30 - Picture 01/13/2014 on Street magic 0
#40 - They end up totally miserable later in life. My brother is one…  [+] (1 reply) 01/08/2014 on FML +25
#146 - anon (01/08/2014) [-]
It's called hormones. Look it up.
#39 - Christina Hendricks should have won, hands down...my pants. Gw…  [+] (65 replies) 01/07/2014 on Gwyneth knows french +22
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#47 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
Hendricks?! Really?!?

You do realize that woman has got nothing else but boobs (that I have a feeling aren't really hers to begin with...) right?!
#165 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
This picture shows very well that she doesn't only have boobs.
Now delete your account.
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#84 - regaesnhoj (01/07/2014) [-]
They've got vaginas and nice bums too ...
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#102 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
Then go fuck Snooki, if that's all that matters in a woman.
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#200 - regaesnhoj (01/07/2014) [-]
Blown out of proportion .... personalities
#52 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
#53 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]

The Fuck

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#85 - herecomesjohnny (01/07/2014) [-]
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#80 - loomiss (01/07/2014) [-]
GOD no
Sorry but not even
all she has is boobs, her face is not pretty.
#98 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
Aaaand her boobs, if they are real, means she is normally fat. That is, if she not resumes her diet to one olive/day.

Pic for proof.

THAT is how a woman with such huge jugs actually looks like if she eats decently. Themoreyouknow.jpg
#54 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
She's superfuckinghot. Don't you dare disparage her perfectness.
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#177 - regaesnhoj (01/07/2014) [-]
I wouldn't touch with a 3 feet pole.

There I said it - whatchagonnado?
#193 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
You're a liar who's likely never seen a woman nude.
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#199 - regaesnhoj (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah ... you keep believing that. psch, troll
#201 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm a troll because you claim you wouldn't touch an attractive woman?
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#203 - regaesnhoj (01/08/2014) [-]
Whatever man.
#205 - carcassofgorguts (01/08/2014) [-]
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
#56 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
She is fucking ugly. She's got the Madonna thing going on for her.

Not to mention she is literally CAKED IN FUCKING MAKE UP! It's like WEARING A FUCKING MASK!

Gimme a break, you horny 10 year old. The only thing you see are boobs that are grossly big (and, as stated, possibly not even hers to begin with)
#57 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
WRONG! She's gorgeous, and every picture you post backs me up. You asexual 8 year old.

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#78 - thatoneiranianguy (01/07/2014) [-]
You seriously need a girlfriend.
#190 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
I have one. What now?
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#66 - guto (01/07/2014) [-]
she's pretty and all but not even in my city she would be the most beautiful woman alive... I personaly love the hell out of the redhead Emma Stone( blonde isn't my favorite)
and there's Mélanie Laurent GOD! she's so fucking beautiful I could sacrifice 72 virgins just to say "hi" to her

come on guys there's plenty of beautiful womans in the world, it's really hard to choose only one to be the hottest alive
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#58 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
...god you literally have absolute no taste whatsoever.

Let me guess: even Snooki is incredibly hot in your opinion, right? Or that little gremlin called Nicki Minaj

And no, I'm sorry, this "thing" called Christina Hendricks is just disgusting. LOOK AT HER GODDAMN FACE FOR ONCE, YOU IDIOT!
#59 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you retarded? No, Snooki is ugly as fuck as is Nicki Minaj, and Hendricks being hot only has a slight amount to do with tits.

You're just a moron, and her face is quite gorgeous. You fail troll. GOODNIGHT BITCH!
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#136 - pizzaweed (01/07/2014) [-]
in b4 ban
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#62 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]

"Hendricks being hot only has a slight amount to do with tits"

*proceeds to show a picture of her pulling down on her blouse, revealing her cleavage*

Yes, you're not autistic. At all.
#64 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
Derp most pictures have tits derp

I'm not autistic, but you may have aspergers considering how violently angry you are about this at 1am.
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#67 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
It's 8 AM here, you godamn idiot. America isn't the only goddamn country in the world you know.

Also, why the fuck am I NOT surprised in 'muricans having absolutely no standards whatsoever?!
#164 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
Fuck off, you retarded 8y/o dipshit.
Having 3 fucktards vote you up everytime doesn't mean you're right.
Stop posting now.
#125 - xxTheJesterxx (01/07/2014) [-]
Like this discussion made any sense in the first place. Then you guys brought trolls and the country you live in into it.
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#82 - snaresinger (01/07/2014) [-]
And here we see two fucking faggots insulting each other for their sexual preferences. Grow up.
#70 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
Yes, it is actually.
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#81 - snaresinger (01/07/2014) [-]
And here we see two fucking faggots insulting each other for their sexual preferences. Grow up.
#60 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
....you don't even know what a "troll" is. God, you're incredibly fucking stupid.

I even tried to google "Christina Hendricks no make up". Almost got 404'd.

If I asked you what's so goddamn "hot" about her, you wouldn't even know what to say except "bewbs". Her face LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK!

#61 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
Yup, I googled it too and looks fine to me. Your point FAILS! I know what a troll is, and you're sure as shit one, BITCH!

#63 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]

...ok, time for your nap nap, little one.
#65 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
I win, you lose. Good DAY SIR! I'm going to bed, you've been the worst fake troll online today. Kind of sad.
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#68 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
And you are quite literally just sad. Sad case of "human being".

Idiot 'muricunt.
#69 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm American?
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#71 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
7 hours difference in the time zone.

You can't be anything but a goddamn retarded american, who's signs of neural activity suddenly crash & stop and the first sign of BEWBS. Goddamn idiot.
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#104 - npfortytwo (01/07/2014) [-]
you're both retards for having this argument in the first place
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#206 - loomiss (01/08/2014) [-]
They're debating about who they think is more attractive and why they think it.
Quit trying to be so above them, it is a completely natural thing to do.
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#207 - npfortytwo (01/08/2014) [-]
They're debating?
You're taking a massive shit on the definition of the word "debating" by using it in this context. That's not debating, that's a catfight. Remind me of the last time you heard "I win, you lose. Good day SIR", "Idiot 'muricunt", "God, you're incredibly fucking stupid", "but you may have aspergers", etc. etc., in an actual debate before?
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#208 - loomiss (01/08/2014) [-]
Okay never mind, they're fucking retards.
#116 - zenet (01/07/2014) [-]
I agree. Its pretty fucking pathetic listening to them bitch about stupid shit.

Could I get a wrongopinioninternetpolice.jpeg?
#195 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
He's the one raging psychotically about how not hot she is.
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#72 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Only an American is in that time zone? Before you go aspergers, an American is a US citizen, not a Canadian nor anyone else.

I love how your entire failure of logic here rests on "Thinks Christina Hendricks is attractive = Apparently thinks only she is, ergo has bad taste." You need medications crazy person. Good night!
#86 - loomiss (01/07/2014) [-]
Okay everyone has their own taste in women but I think for the most part we all can agree on a pretty girl.
But Christina Hendricks wouldn't even be considered most attractive in my town.
Like her body is good but her face isn't up to par.
I will gladly supply you with a list of women I find to be beautiful .
Emma Stone
Jennifer Lawrence
Mila Kunis
Kate Upton
Olivia Munn
But on the other side of things the guy you were arguing with is also wrong by no means is Chirstina Hendricks ugly.
#196 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
Bullshit, Olivia Munn isn't even that attractive face wise. She's plain as shit.
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#198 - loomiss (01/07/2014) [-]
It's all opinion.
#131 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence? Really? They're only considered "beautiful" because they're famous.
#134 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
I don't like how Lawrence looks in everyday, but fucking hell was she hot in the hunger games.
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#101 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
Replying here due to FJ fucked up reply limits:

Michelle Pfeiffer. Even though she is in her mid 50s (55, to be exact) she still mops the floor with all the new geese in town that media tries so hard to advertise.

Angelina Jolie, god rest her tits, is also still a standard for beauty. Or Juliane Moore, another woman who carries her years nicely.

And do you know why? Because those women look beautiful NATURALLY. There is a thing, you know, called "natural beauty". NONE of the recent "stars" have that (even Natalie Portman, she has a very simple, country-girl kind of "beauty").

And I'm sorry, but the whole obsession with Emma Stone is just way beyond me. It's like she's every pre-pubescent's dream "waifu". Honestly, I find her annoying, with all those quirks of hers.
#191 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
Ahahaha, Michelle Pfeiffer? Wow. Way to derail your claims of superior taste. Angelina Jolie too?!
#103 - loomiss (01/07/2014) [-]
Michelle Pfeiffer is not attractive. (Pic related it's her.)
Julianne Moore has the jaw line of what I imagine a manly lumber jack would have.
But yes, Angelina Jolie is great, but I'd take Kate Upton>Angenlina Jolie.
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#95 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
"Emma Stone
Jennifer Lawrence
Mila Kunis"

3 of the most overrated girls who happen to be "hip" at the moment. Mark my words, in 2 or 3 years NO ONE will ever remember them.
Just like 2-3 years ago the entire world went crazy for the moronic Megan Fox. Now, not a beep about her.

Not to mention Jennifer Lawrence AND Mila Kunis are rather... ugly. Jennifer Lawrence has that white trash look, while Mila Kunis' forhead could serve as a military airport.

As for Emma Stone... overrated to hell and back. She's stuck playing teenage girls who make silly faces. Wow. Such talent.
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#194 - blbrian (01/07/2014) [-]
I like how you left Kate Upton out of your rant
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#185 - tenthousandmarbles (01/07/2014) [-]
Have you seen megan fox lately? She ruined the few things that make her attractive with plastic surgery/
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#99 - loomiss (01/07/2014) [-]
I love how to bash on looks you bring up Emma Stone's looks.
That served no purpose in our discussion.
Okay then if you are the almighty genius when it comes to beauty, enlighten me.
Who do you believe to be beautiful?
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#73 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but only an americunt would be that stupid and tasteless. Heck, I trust Brazilians 10x more in taste in women, even though those hips of theirs are ridiculous.

Now go to fucking bed, before your dad molests you for being a stupid cunt. Again.
#74 - carcassofgorguts (01/07/2014) [-]
You fail little boy! Bwahahaha!
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#19 - That's **** on a plate... who the f thought that was a cool id…  [+] (2 replies) 01/07/2014 on Never pass out first at a... +2
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#38 - thatscrewedupkid (01/07/2014) [-]
sausage bro, sausage
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#62 - volksworgen (01/07/2014) [-]
Sausage isn't segmented so closely like that.
#55 - I am a moderate-conservative, and I think both these guys are …  [+] (3 replies) 01/07/2014 on 11 +14
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#66 - wontforget (01/07/2014) [-]
what is this "yelling debate" you speak of?
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#79 - leevoquer (01/08/2014) [-]
I was thinking of the one with Jim Cramer, but this highlights a few. This made it less appealing to watch, since I really just wanted a good laugh, not to get fired up about something.
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#69 - spazzin (01/07/2014) [-]
I have no clue, but somehow it involves Bill O' Reilly
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