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#6 - Why were there only 100 Mexicans at the Alamo? … 12/21/2015 on are they kill? +2
#5 - Don't worry guys, the truck is fine. Those toyotas are damn n…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on are they kill? +8
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#6 - lean (12/21/2015) [-]
Why were there only 100 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 3 pickups
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#123 - thundergyra (12/22/2015) [-]
That's the kind of mentality that gave way to The Last Airbender's casting decisions. You can ignore small details but you can't just chuck in huge mixups like race and sex and expect people to not call you on your stupidity.
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#127 - Ruspanic (12/22/2015) [-]
Somehow I don't think the Last Airbender's race-bending were what made it a shitty movie.
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#128 - thundergyra (12/22/2015) [-]
Didn't mean to imply anything more than that it was at least one of the reason's it was terrible.
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#129 - Ruspanic (12/22/2015) [-]
This particular casting decision is annoying only because The Cursed Child is supposed to be the canon sequel to the Harry Potter series, and people are expecting consistency.

But in general, race-bending and even gender-bending in casting matters far less in stageplays than in movies. There's been many great plays with black actors playing white characters, and even female actors playing men and vice versa. Gender-bending in particular has been going on literally since stage acting was invented. Plays aren't expected to be immersive, so they can take more liberties with the casting.
#175 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Use to be men playing both sexes
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#216 - Ruspanic (12/22/2015) [-]
Yep. And when women started stage acting it became fairly common for them to play young men and boys. Peter Pan is the most famous example.
#118 - geeky (12/22/2015) [-]
It's a slippery slope from here, the second you give in to these ignorant bastards they're gonna take your inch and raise you a mile.

Earlier I saw a screenshot of somebody in the comments section of her tweet asking why she "Casted a white girl for a black character".
Let that sink in for a moment. She gave consent for people to have their headcanons and now they want the actual character from the actual movies to be black.

Can you imagine the uproar if men picketed for Lara Croft or Samus Aran to be male? How about Afro Samurai or Jules Winnfield being white? There would be an outrage and boycotting and maybe even some attempted lawsuits.

You don't mess with the creator's original intentions to push your own agenda.
And I can guarantee you if Rowling tried to say anything about this hypocrisy she would be outed by the media and the general public in minutes.
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#112 - platinumaltaria (12/22/2015) [-]
It's not about what they did, it's about why, and it's because some whiny bitches on tumblr decided that if it has white skin it's inferior. When JK cast the films she chose a white actress, so that pretty much confirms that the character is white in her head.

Changing a character's race like this cheapens their identity to "oh yes and there's the black one ". Not to mention that there are plenty of black characters in the franchise as it is. And would they dare change one of them to be white? No they would not.
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#93 - admiralen (12/22/2015) [-]
Forcibly changing things to be extra PC is retarded though
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#149 - zetsuboukamina (12/22/2015) [-]
She's a good actress though
#142 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Maybe it's because she was the best actor for the role?
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#173 - admiralen (12/22/2015) [-]
Why dont you just have Samuel Jackson play everyone in your movies if all you care is if the actor is good instead of if they fit the role
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#196 - nickelakon (12/22/2015) [-]
Samuel L Jacksonify all movies now
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#95 - captainprincess (12/22/2015) [-]
no less retarded than the reverse though

plus when its for peoples own fan-canons it literally doesnt matter
let them do it
it's retarded but harmless
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#96 - admiralen (12/22/2015) [-]
Its not really harmless though, i mean, just look at the culture thats been created around the concept, just look at the tumblrinas
#158 - jujuface (12/22/2015) [-]
To me, the people who lose their shit over someone being a different race than what is canon are just as retarded and pathetic as those who insist races be changed from canon to be more pc. In other words, if you freak out about this as much as the tumblrinas, you're just as bad as the tumblrinas.
It is harmless in and of itself. The only thing not harmless about it is these two sides throwing shit at each other over the skin color of a fucking character in a fictional book.
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#172 - admiralen (12/22/2015) [-]
I guess that tone cant really come over in text properly
Cause im not freaking out about it, i just think that its stupid and racist/sexist to change someone elses works characters to fit your political agenda
#219 - jujuface (12/22/2015) [-]
So you're trying to tell me there's a political agenda in changing the race of a book character from white to black? What's the agenda there? And more importantly, how is it racist?
Racist - having or showing the belief that a particular race is superior to another.
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#220 - admiralen (12/22/2015) [-]
Kind of like saying that Jesus was white even though he was born in the middle east
Its racist to change their race cause you dont like it
#221 - jujuface (12/22/2015) [-]
Yes. But jesus had a race. He was a real person. I can understand how that would be racist.
What I can't understand is how it's racist to change the race of a fictional character. Like is it racist if I draw spiderman as a black guy? What if he's black in my head? What if my spiderman is different from yours, or the authors? As long as it isn't a copyright issue with the original author, I don't see any harm in it. Fictional characters were created by imagination, so it shouldn't be taboo to alter them using your imagination.
I think you can see where I'm going with this and how it's a slippery slope. I just don't want the non-pc police or the non-canon police to lose their shit every time a character's race is changed is all.
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#223 - admiralen (12/23/2015) [-]
What im saying is, that if you draw spiderman as another person, just draw him as another person, dont force your shit on the character
Why does it have to be a black Peter Parker, instead of a black person who is his own guy, not just the shadow of someone else
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#98 - captainprincess (12/22/2015) [-]
That "culture" has little to do with the act of fans re-imagining the race of characters in their favourite works of fiction to please their own personal tastes, and has everything to do with tumblr specifically having absolutely no ability or willingness to teach/learn how to act like a human fucking being

What they're doing is harmless
Where they're doing it, and the environment that pleace has created, is doing 100% of the harm
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#100 - admiralen (12/22/2015) [-]
Its kind of a cycle, they are created that way and they create more of the stupid pc race change shit
Just look at the new ghostbusters
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#102 - captainprincess (12/22/2015) [-]
I see nothing wrong with the concept around the new ghost busters

all women?
No, I can't see any problems
It'll be 100% down to the execution, the implementation and what is done with the all-women team

The pc race/sex change shit is, itself, harmless
Nothing wrong with it
It's about who is doing it and why, that is where 100% of the important factors are
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#103 - admiralen (12/22/2015) [-]
Except theyre doing it just to have it be the female ghostbusters
If you wanna talk about sexism and racism i cant really think of many things as racist/sexist as forcibly changing someones gender/race to fit your standards
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#104 - captainprincess (12/22/2015) [-]
Nothing wrong with that
sexism and racism dont even factor into that specific reason

I mean I dont think so
I think they ARE doing it for other reasons which might cause problems or atleast be the fulcrum where they create more drama

But the idea of having an all-female race-mixed tema of ghostbusters for it's own sakes
I see nothing wrong with that whatsoever

provided it's a good ghostbusters movie
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#105 - admiralen (12/22/2015) [-]
It would be fine if it was a sequel or some new crew
But they literally only did it cause "lets make female ghostbusters"
The movie is gonna suck, but that isnt relevant, its the message sent by doing it
Its like remaking something and replacing all the black people with whites
Its just insulting to the original and pretty damn racist
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#109 - captainprincess (12/22/2015) [-]
Again
absolutely not one single thing is wrong with "lets make female ghostbusters just because female ghostbusters"

Not one thing wrong with that
Nothing at all

Really not seeing the insult you're talking about, though I can suppose at what you're imgainging it's going to be

If the film carries a "fuck men" message then yes
that is sexist, and that will reveal one of the inevitable negative qualities of the movie

The fact that they're women will not be one such negative quality
The fact that they're women for no reason other than to make them women will ALSO not be one such negative quality

See, the act of making an all black cast white isnt racist
It all depends on why this was done, and in some cases, the setting it was done in

If, for instance, you re-made Roots with an all-white cast
That would be kind of suspect, but it would depend again on WHY

What if someone re-made Roots but flipped the script ENTIRELY
made a movie about white slaves owned and abused by black people
Would THAT be racist?

I dont think so

So it really depends on the nuance of the thing youre doing, rather than just the act of doing it
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#110 - admiralen (12/22/2015) [-]
Maybe you are right
But the fact is that literally everyone says this movie is gonna blow and they still do it cause theyre gonna have a free "we are progressive and feminist" card
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#111 - captainprincess (12/22/2015) [-]
well yeah I mean
Im not saying its gonna be an awesome movie

It could suck for any number of reasons
it could be a progressive pc pile of sexist shit that doesnt deserve to see the light of a cinema audience

I just meant that
the fact that the new team will be all women and a more 'colourful' mixture of races wont be the reason it sucks
even if that was done for sexist reasons its not a sexist thing to do
ya feel?
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#113 - admiralen (12/22/2015) [-]
Its sexist if you do it for sexist reasons though
What im saying is that they want to replace the old team, while making a new team instead would make more sense and not be sexist in the slightest
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#115 - captainprincess (12/22/2015) [-]
I dont agree
I dont confer the intentions upon the deed itself, I only let the deed reflect the intentions
because someone doing the exact same thing, in the exact same way but for different reasons is doing nothing different
Only why they do it is different

It's called the 'categorical imperative', I think
"purity of intention confers morality on our deeds" or something like that
and I don't side with it

Your deeds are your deeds and why youve done what youve done changes little about what you've done, only what they reflect about you
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#197 - paddypancake (12/22/2015) [-]
categorical imperative means that:
"Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law."
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#222 - captainprincess (12/23/2015) [-]
Well I heard the wrong term then
I mean I did hear it from a bearded comedian singing on stage but that's what he called it and what he described it as so I mean

never even heard of it before bill bailey
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#116 - admiralen (12/22/2015) [-]
Again, you make a convincing point
So ill just go with, dont remake something if you hate the original and want to change everything
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#117 - captainprincess (12/22/2015) [-]
Well
Im like
50% with that

remake it if you want
Just don't expect your remake to matter
#182 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Are you actually a nig
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#183 - captainprincess (12/22/2015) [-]
idk

its hard to tell what counts anymore
#38 - youregaylol (12/22/2015) [-]
lets have professor dumblebore be a mexican midget and snape be a transexual asian, its all acting, wheres your imagination you bigot
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#35 - robotekk (12/22/2015) [-]
We need Romeo and Juliet played by an entire cast of big black women. Everyone, even the extra's, EVEN THE PETS
#32 - goonzooz (12/22/2015) [-]
because if they made Dean Thomas white there would be a shit show.
#205 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Lavender Brown was black in the first three movies and nobody even noticed or cared when she was recast as a ditzy white chick in Half Blood Prince.
#224 - goonzooz (12/23/2015) [-]
not the gold 3 or even the silver 3... i get what your saying but no one cares. :/
#20 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Hey, I don't care who portrayed what. The point of this post is that she is unequivocally wrong. "White skin was never specified" Yes, yes it was specified and you personally wrote it.
#18 - skelebones (12/21/2015) [-]
because its forcing a fucking narative. in the name of goddamn PC and shit theyre trying to push a goddamn fucking adgenda
#68 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
"Someone who was white is played by someone who isn't!? IT'S AN AGENDA! PC AGENTS OF THE GUMMINT!" I tip my tinfoil fedora to you, sir.

Yet none of you speaks up when a character who should not be white is a white person. Just hope you notice the hypocrisy.
#144 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Sorry for triggering you, oh enlightened one.
#79 - skelebones (12/22/2015) [-]
except i fucking do.
chrisitans want to piss and moan and push their white ass agenda making every church play jesus white and i tell em to fuck off my mexican cousin looks more like baby jesus than any blonde haired fucking white kid
#80 - skelebones (12/22/2015) [-]
perhaps i should specify.
when theyre trying to push for a accurate representation instead of a relatable one.
sorry lack of sleep makes me forget to specify
#22 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Theatre people do not give a single fuck about that unless the race of the actor (like Othello) mattered in the story.

Best person for the role got the role.
#57 - skelebones (12/22/2015) [-]
except it does matter what race hermione is.
rowling CREATED the character to relate to nerdy girls in school. so much so that she named her some wierd ass fucking name so incase she named her tiffany or some shit then some girl named tiffany IRL wouldnt be made fun of by other classmates.
what nationality is majority in britain(inb4 muslim)? white. fucking europeen white.
#69 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Why's it actually matter, though? The spiel you gave was entirely superfluous.
#78 - skelebones (12/22/2015) [-]
yeah no it wasnt m8
you just didnt like what i said so you dismissed it.
gg
fuck off back to tumblr now
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#19 - lean (12/21/2015) [-]
No it's not. I mean it could be I guess, but it certainly doesn't seem like it. She applied and got the role. Would you be upset if Jesus was played by a white guy in the........ wait.....
#58 - skelebones (12/22/2015) [-]
except thats apples n oranges.
sure theyre both fruit. but theyre different.
christianity is a predominately white religion. so in order to relate to jesus its better if the story is told where hes white.
#14 - woodoo (12/21/2015) [-]
Both Lupin and Sirius were supposed to look much older than they are, Lupin because of the constant stress of being a werewolf, and Sirius because he spent 12 years in the presence of dementors. Having older actors play them makes perfect sense.
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#15 - lean (12/21/2015) [-]
I disagree. Haggard, yes. Not older. They were both 21 when harry was born (same age as James and Lily).
#16 - woodoo (12/21/2015) [-]
huh, decided to get the Prisoner of Azkaban out and recheck it, i was 100% sure Lupin was described as looking old, turns out he was actually described as looking young, my bad.
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#11 - redstonealchemist (12/21/2015) [-]
gary oldman is never to old... man.
gary oldman is the perfect actor for any role he plays.
fuck, if he played a highschool teenager, somehow that badass motherfucker could pull it off
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#12 - lean (12/21/2015) [-]
I agree that he is a spectacular actor for a variety of roles, but he wouldn't look the part of a teenager would he?
That's what I am saying. Maybe this new chick is fantastic at acting, too. She obviously did something well to be chosen for the part. I just don't think the fact that someone's skin color doesn't match a description or your imagination is valid grounds for not picking them, unless it is detrimental to the role itself. A black man playing lincoln in a documentary film would conflict. A black woman playing a fictional character of a book that has nothing to do with race or minorities isn't. Plus it would really add some impact to Draco's mudblood lines.
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#19 - zeebeejeebee (12/21/2015) [-]
and there it is.
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#7 - donmakemehlaf (12/18/2015) [-]
they were sitting and using it as a back rest.
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#8 - lean (12/18/2015) [-]
They could shoot holes in it, sit on it, and light cigarettes and maybe make it shoot a big ass flame out. Odds are that they won't be able to get it to light though. High PSI freezing liquid doesn't light for shit. The vapor needs to be in the 2-10% ratio to light.

The only thing that makes them explode is intense heat to the point where internal pressure exceeds that of the vent valve/ wall failure. A puncture will not make them explode, nor a cigarette.
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#9 - kanedam (12/19/2015) [-]
mine is at the stage where she starts to be naked regularly so i dont have to undress her anymore... and because i jizzed on her clothes too often when we fucked
#37 - tsukaza (12/19/2015) [-]
Are you that bad at undressing?
#38 - kanedam (12/19/2015) [-]
sometimes i just dont have the patience... you know, shirt just above breasts, pants and panties underneath butt and lets go...
#39 - tsukaza (12/19/2015) [-]
Sounds like you've just given up.
#40 - kanedam (12/19/2015) [-]
given up what?
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#3 - Tusura (12/18/2015) [-]
I don't take my icebox out unless it's jammed.
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#38 - thepizzadevourer (12/19/2015) [-]
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: good trolling.
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probably my favorite mcburd-ified image now
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I thumbed the content specifically so more people would see your comment.
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#12 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
ah the official unofficial record
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#15 - lean (12/21/2015) [-]
Meant to say official youtube record ha
#4 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
ONE KNOCKEDOUT MAN
#3 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
if you look at the top video and yours, look at his chin. He wasnt tucking it in yours. could explain the ko.
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#16 - lean (12/21/2015) [-]
couldn't keep it tucked getting hit that quick is my guess
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User avatar #28 - parti (11/20/2015) [-]
where you from lil nig?
User avatar #29 to #28 - lean (11/20/2015) [-]
Minnesota
User avatar #27 - harbydeath (07/29/2015) [-]
if you like sciencey stuff, check out this article, its one of my faves.

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User avatar #26 - Skrufymunky (06/12/2015) [-]
Thank you for your words of wisdom on this post.
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It's refreshing to see informative comments against this sort of annoying liberal stuff. Not saying liberal's are bad, just it usually appears that the end users are not aware of the side effects / consequences involved with some of this stuff.

Anyway, keep up the good work.
User avatar #16 - bigbuttjackson ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Nice text colour
User avatar #17 to #16 - lean (04/17/2015) [-]
right back at you
User avatar #14 - gugek (12/18/2014) [-]
Good evening! I hope your day is going well and that you have a fantastic day tomorrow!
User avatar #15 to #14 - lean (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey thanks bro.
User avatar #13 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
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