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#5 - Cock. Duh 01/06/2016 on 'Merica +1
#3 - Full details aren't out yet, but yeah. Supposedly they are al… 01/06/2016 on 'Merica +1
#1 - It's not even a discussion, cockfags  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on 'Merica +1
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#4 - shemaledong (01/06/2016) [-]
What distinguishes a cockfag from a common fag?
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#5 - lean (01/06/2016) [-]
Cock. Duh
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#17 - >> #14 , Hard to say. He never wanted to hurt Harry, su…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/06/2016 on [ ] not rekt [✓] rekt +4
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#39 - mrwalkerfour (01/07/2016) [-]
snape was never really a "dark" dude. yes he was a death eater but i feel he did that not because he had a hatred for muggles and halfbloods.

he never had a true family. he had no real friends, except lily. when lily decided to date snapes bully and hang out with snapes bullies (a seriouslly shit thing to do to be honest) he had nobody then. then lucious malfoy befriends him, and suddenly hes got friends, people respect him, people stop treating him badly. he finally feels like he belongs somewhere, and when these new friends say "we're joining voldemort" he follows because he doesnt want to be alone again. he wants to prove hes strong to his new friends and he does, becoming one of the strongest death eaters alive.

if he hadnt been with lucious malfoy and his lot he wouldnt have joined the death eaters, not of his own choice. he was a lonely young guy who jsut wanted to belong. its the same thing which gets young people into gangs, the sense of purpose of family, of belonging.
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#44 - effort (01/07/2016) [-]
God damn, you're going make me go on a binge watch of the entire series now.
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#41 - steelplatypus (01/07/2016) [-]
It was also partially his own infatuation with the dark arts. It was stated pretty plainly in the books that he was enthralled by them and while everyone else was learning to simply to defend against them he was trying to learn everything about them so he could master them, even going so far as to invent his own spells (Sectemsempra being the best example). I think it's pretty safe to say that it's at least a small part of the reason he fell in with Voldemort, he likely thought there was no one alive who knew the dark arts better and probably figured he could learn a thing or two from them.

Not saying he was a muggle/mudblood hater, he was definitely not in the death eaters for the same reason as most of the others, but in a sense he was still a "dark" character.
#24 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
you should rewatch it.. or think back and try to understand people better. the character development was good. it's better when you understand snape more.
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#27 - wrpen (01/07/2016) [-]
The books and the movies present two very different characters. No offense to Alan Rickman, he's a great actor, but the books play him like a villain with a few redeeming qualities, while Rickman plays him as a heroic triple agent that simply resents the protagonist. Arguably a much better character, but probably not what Rowling intended for him to come across as.
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#36 - mrwalkerfour (01/07/2016) [-]
rowling has stated that Allan rickmans portrayal of Snape is one of the more accurate portrayals of her characters.

he doesnt really resent harry, not as much as he shows. he simply has to be mean to harry so that there's no suspicion on the death eaters side of him. if when voldemort returned everyone noticed snape treated harry kindly theyd be asking him why and wouldnt trust him, and his cover would be blown.

he acted cruel so that if voldemort returned he could say "look ive been treating him like shit all this time i do not like them, im a death eater"
there was SOME resentment from snape, but he didnt hate harry. sometiems harry would upset him because when he looked into harrys eyes he saw lilys, everyday at hogwarts harry would be a reminder of his failure and that could make him slightly annoyed at harry for being there. the guy still risked his life to protect harry almost every year.
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#20 - kyrozor (01/06/2016) [-]
Guy had taught beside her for years, presumably became good friends with the woman, his wince was probably more like "Oh, no Minerva, I don't want to have to hurt you too"

That's what I got from it anyway.
#16 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Or because he didn't want to actually hurt her? .. durr.
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#18 - lean (01/06/2016) [-]
>>#17,
#15 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
well if you've red the last book or seen the last movie you'd know he would't try to hurt her anyway
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#17 - lean (01/06/2016) [-]
>>#14, Hard to say. He never wanted to hurt Harry, sure, but I bet you he would have gladly done James, Sirius, or Lupin. He was a dark, dark dude, with pretty much his only redeeming quality his love for Lily. If he hadn't loved her to the extent that he did, he probably would be banging Bellatrix. He was full baddie until Voldy went after the Potters, as harry witnessed in the memory.
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#39 - mrwalkerfour (01/07/2016) [-]
snape was never really a "dark" dude. yes he was a death eater but i feel he did that not because he had a hatred for muggles and halfbloods.

he never had a true family. he had no real friends, except lily. when lily decided to date snapes bully and hang out with snapes bullies (a seriouslly shit thing to do to be honest) he had nobody then. then lucious malfoy befriends him, and suddenly hes got friends, people respect him, people stop treating him badly. he finally feels like he belongs somewhere, and when these new friends say "we're joining voldemort" he follows because he doesnt want to be alone again. he wants to prove hes strong to his new friends and he does, becoming one of the strongest death eaters alive.

if he hadnt been with lucious malfoy and his lot he wouldnt have joined the death eaters, not of his own choice. he was a lonely young guy who jsut wanted to belong. its the same thing which gets young people into gangs, the sense of purpose of family, of belonging.
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#44 - effort (01/07/2016) [-]
God damn, you're going make me go on a binge watch of the entire series now.
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#41 - steelplatypus (01/07/2016) [-]
It was also partially his own infatuation with the dark arts. It was stated pretty plainly in the books that he was enthralled by them and while everyone else was learning to simply to defend against them he was trying to learn everything about them so he could master them, even going so far as to invent his own spells (Sectemsempra being the best example). I think it's pretty safe to say that it's at least a small part of the reason he fell in with Voldemort, he likely thought there was no one alive who knew the dark arts better and probably figured he could learn a thing or two from them.

Not saying he was a muggle/mudblood hater, he was definitely not in the death eaters for the same reason as most of the others, but in a sense he was still a "dark" character.
#24 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
you should rewatch it.. or think back and try to understand people better. the character development was good. it's better when you understand snape more.
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#27 - wrpen (01/07/2016) [-]
The books and the movies present two very different characters. No offense to Alan Rickman, he's a great actor, but the books play him like a villain with a few redeeming qualities, while Rickman plays him as a heroic triple agent that simply resents the protagonist. Arguably a much better character, but probably not what Rowling intended for him to come across as.
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#36 - mrwalkerfour (01/07/2016) [-]
rowling has stated that Allan rickmans portrayal of Snape is one of the more accurate portrayals of her characters.

he doesnt really resent harry, not as much as he shows. he simply has to be mean to harry so that there's no suspicion on the death eaters side of him. if when voldemort returned everyone noticed snape treated harry kindly theyd be asking him why and wouldnt trust him, and his cover would be blown.

he acted cruel so that if voldemort returned he could say "look ive been treating him like shit all this time i do not like them, im a death eater"
there was SOME resentment from snape, but he didnt hate harry. sometiems harry would upset him because when he looked into harrys eyes he saw lilys, everyday at hogwarts harry would be a reminder of his failure and that could make him slightly annoyed at harry for being there. the guy still risked his life to protect harry almost every year.
#14 - clokey (01/06/2016) [-]
It's hard to tell, I always got the sense he just didn't want to strike out at them. Then again I never read the books and maybe this scene has a more in depth explanation.
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#3 - I'm just sitting here whispering "what the **** &qu…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2016 on woman have no sense for... +101
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**mrloki rolled image**I was sitting here whispering "nigga, run, she's going to blow the whole fucking station"
#36 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
same here man wtf
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Was she trying to melt ice or something?
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#20 - randomuploads (01/07/2016) [-]
It's not about money. It's about energy-consumption and the state we leave the planet in once we die. I'm not saying everybody should stop eating meat all together, I'm saying we should limit our meat consumption and be aware of the strain meat-production puts on our enviroment.

You know damn well we are right, meat costs a shit ton of energy to produce compared to veggies, this is a solid fact. Even trying to deny this is costing you credibility.

I think you just don't like to get confronted with the negative effects of the choices you make in life, and that's why you get all worked up. That's ok, you're only human.
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#11 - kaliban (01/06/2016) [-]
Plentiful? Is that why the U.S. has to sell it to China and other countries in the orient because of how they mistreated their's? Look, it's no worry of mine how you choose to live and eat, I just like to gather the thoughts of other people. You needn't continue to debate points with me, you know where I stand, cheers then
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#18 - haroldsaxon (01/07/2016) [-]
You can literally pull water out from thin air.
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That's only a viable way of getting water in very misty conditions.
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#21 - haroldsaxon (01/07/2016) [-]
In huge quantities, maybe. It could save lives in deserts and parts of Africa. Though this is not my point.
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User avatar #28 - parti (11/20/2015) [-]
where you from lil nig?
User avatar #29 to #28 - lean (11/20/2015) [-]
Minnesota
User avatar #27 - harbydeath (07/29/2015) [-]
if you like sciencey stuff, check out this article, its one of my faves.

www.inquisitr.com/2040259/did-nasa-just-accidentally-produce-a-warp-bubble-emdrive-could-lead-to-warp-drive/
User avatar #26 - Skrufymunky (06/12/2015) [-]
Thank you for your words of wisdom on this post.
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It's refreshing to see informative comments against this sort of annoying liberal stuff. Not saying liberal's are bad, just it usually appears that the end users are not aware of the side effects / consequences involved with some of this stuff.

Anyway, keep up the good work.
User avatar #16 - bigbuttjackson ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Nice text colour
User avatar #17 to #16 - lean (04/17/2015) [-]
right back at you
User avatar #14 - gugek (12/18/2014) [-]
Good evening! I hope your day is going well and that you have a fantastic day tomorrow!
User avatar #15 to #14 - lean (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey thanks bro.
User avatar #13 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
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