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#7 - Ah the polarizing effect of bipartisan politics: You are e…  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on A slowly growing side of FJ... +22
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#17 - muguwana (1 hour ago) [-]
Erm ... Excuse me but it just so happens that some of us are transgender, femenist, white supremacists ! And apparently we're poets and we don't even know it.
#16 - anon (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but that doesn't mean /pol/ isn't leaking
#5 - He can't do it. All the morons saying that he should etc etc …  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on He wont tho +4
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#7 - MuahahaOfLore (3 hours ago) [-]
I thumbed your comment, but I was torn because your text color is shit.
#3 - There once was a man from Nantucket His cock was so long h…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on 21st Century Nursery Rhymes +1
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#6 - subejio (29 minutes ago) [-]
There once was a hooker named Sue
Who filled up her hoozit with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they can pay to get in,
They can pay to get out again too!"


That would be the limerick that got me suspended.
#3 - i built mine in 2008, and have only upgraded HDD and GPU: …  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on PC Master Race 0
#4 - elseano (6 hours ago) [-]
Nice build. Shows her age a little with the ddr2, but obviously works well.
#5 - My dog is a hunter but his only skill is the reverse point.  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Girl: "My owners aren't home." +11
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#12 - richardastley (2 hours ago) [-]
He brings shit back to life?!
#12 - Get ready for the meme war, normies! REEEEEEE  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on "meme war" +49
#34 - funkymelon (54 minutes ago) [-]
Let's fuck up some normies
#17 - flugzor (4 hours ago) [-]
Your comment made me login and upvote you, gg.
#5 - Sonoluminescence has been explained (underwater bubble + sound… 7 hours ago on adonbilivit +30
#4 - As an American, I'm glad this guy left the country but I'm sor…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on American's can't handle the... +3
#52 - anon (50 minutes ago) [-]
satire
#1 - The devolution of music. kanye isn't a fraction of w…  [+] (5 new replies) 10 hours ago on RIP David Bowieknife +10
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#3 - haroldsaxon (2 hours ago) [-]
There isn't a single artist that is. The king of pop is dead. The king of blues is dead. The king is dead. Pink Floyd and Waters split.



You could argue Maiden or the big 4, if you go metal, but these lack the variety Bowie brought. There are no one left alive to rival Bowie in what is Bowie. Maybe the closest is Beck, but I'm not familiar enough with him to say.
#4 - secondlawprevails (2 hours ago) [-]
Everyone has their own. I'm still bummed out over lemmy and DIO. I dont want to think about who we're gonna lose next.
Pic related.
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#5 - haroldsaxon (1 hour ago) [-]
Oh yeah, definitely. I believe you *can* actually say who's bigger objectively after criteria is decided . However, it's what's subjective that's important in music. For me, Dio was the biggest name that died so far this millennium.
#6 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
I honestly can't make any comparisons because I'm not really familiar with bowies music. In terms of artists though, for variety, maybe mastadon? For longevity maybe maiden or priest. Or ozzy if you want to talk about one individual. Dudes been active since the sixties when a bunch of hippies decided sunny idealism was full of shit and decided to make heavy metal.
#2 - fedexman (7 hours ago) [-]
No shit
#38 - Maybe if you are 6. The animation was pretty terrible, and a … 10 hours ago on Vicious mouse fighting off... +1
#137 - Soon Germany shall create massive fair labor facilities where …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Arguments make me hard +2
#174 - dannyredwizard (01/11/2016) [-]
I know you're joking but I'm hoping this happens. I know it won't though, Germany won't risk demonizing themselves again.
#5 - I have a vagina who gets pissed when I call her that.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on cosmopolitan 4 men +2
#6 - ExorArgus (21 hours ago) [-]
Ha.png
#7 - because pic as is= white with red and white with black. Nativ… 01/11/2016 on yin & yang 0
#5 - You know, for some reason there are no google images of black …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2016 on yin & yang +6
#13 - ninjaflapjack (01/12/2016) [-]
True that. I'd recommend using the superior-for-porn-search-engine bing though. found plenty.
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#24 - ridivey (13 hours ago) [-]
Bing is better at porn?
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#54 - dndxplain (5 hours ago) [-]
yep.
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#51 - wraithguard (5 hours ago) [-]
It's true.
#42 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
Yes
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#6 - funnyhard (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm not digging black chicks but why is dat?
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#7 - lean (01/11/2016) [-]
because pic as is= white with red and white with black. Native american wearing a white thong is also not showing up. I'm being politically incorrect.
#131 - you know..... after you print off the picture of the blue hair…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on sometimes +6
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#134 - luciafoxx (01/11/2016) [-]
splendid idea!
#2 - We don't have much to worry about in that regard anyway. The …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Planes taking of from the... +5
#4 - arkis (19 hours ago) [-]
I have one thing to say, MIRV. Its a bit of a stretch but it could be done with just a few MIRVs and some kind of delay from say NORAD ( or other such installation that may or may not exist in the interest of keeping it safe ) The military works on a basic principle; hope for the best, prepare for the worst. That all being said I believe this was a plan for near by NATO airbases, not those in the US specially considering thats a long fucking distance for military planes to fly for an attempt to attack russia, given ya know you can basically putt your ass in calm seas from alaska over to russia with an outboard motor, that and ya know huge ass aircraft carriers are a thing in the US (google says the shortest distance is only 55miles)
#2 - Clothesline?? He definitely catches something tied to the pole.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Use the force, pig +7
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#6 - thegoblingamer (01/11/2016) [-]
Yea, looks like the underside of the head catches something slightly behind him when he raises the axe.
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#36 - Einsty (17 hours ago) [-]
You can see stuff dangling in the air.
#3 - I was wondering when they were going to do a live action Redwa…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Vicious mouse fighting off... +101
#46 - angrybacteria (8 hours ago) [-]
Some big studio needs to make a decent Redwall movie with modern animation. It would definitely sell.
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#27 - lapsushominum (14 hours ago) [-]
Man I read tons of those books when I was littler. I only vaguely remember some of the stuff in them :/
#47 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
Really liked the Martin the Warrior books but the original Redwall had the best build up
#17 - brothergrimm (18 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit you're awesome
#10 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
The cartoon was great though.
#38 - lean (10 hours ago) [-]
Maybe if you are 6. The animation was pretty terrible, and a lot of plot lines were simplified yeah I know you always lose a bit from books to screen Basically the only redeeming quality was Tim Curry voicing Slagar the Cruel.
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#5 - reloadedhamster (01/11/2016) [-]
Shit man i wish i could thumb you twice.....with both hands
#4 - bcsaint (01/11/2016) [-]
great reference
#39 - If your "splenda daddy" has a running 71 hemi cuda w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on gay bar tales master of... +1
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#43 - evilanakie (01/11/2016) [-]
i think it was a auto also had that really shitty air freshner
i didnt break a rib leaning over from the passenger so im sure it was an auto
#6 - 18/ 3 = 6. HL3 confirmed for release in 6 years  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Half life 3 +55
#146 - rayeightk (13 hours ago) [-]
YOU HAVE THE EXACT SAME FONT COLOR AS ME!

BROTHER?!
#19 - quenz (01/11/2016) [-]
Hmm... 2022, that doesn't seem right. I think 2023 would make more sense. Half-Life 2: Episode 3. Mark your calendars, folks!
#88 - nerdking (21 hours ago) [-]
**nerdking used "*roll picture*"**
**nerdking rolled image**It's scheduled to come out on 3/3/3333, you donut.
#97 - quenz (20 hours ago) [-]
Y'all idiots probably missed it when it came out 3/3/0003
#22 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
(2+2+2+0)/6 = 1
2022+1 = 2023
HL3 CONFIRMED 2023
#7 - secretdestroyers (01/11/2016) [-]
#149 - greeeed (13 hours ago) [-]
**greeeed used "*roll picture*"**
**greeeed rolled image**There is change for anything including for meteor to hit the Earth while you are just about to install half life 3
#1 - Take chances, no mistakes, win pink slips!  [+] (21 new replies) 01/11/2016 on ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING LEARN +311
#67 - anon (11 hours ago) [-]
#58 - dcdt (16 hours ago) [-]
With the friz? No way!
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#5 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
Cool text color.
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#8 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
im kinda new to this text colour bs not really new, just never cared for it how do people change it?
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#10 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
You need to get 350 thumbs on a single comment or a higher number of thumbs (I'm not sure of the exact number) on a single piece of content to get one week of colored text of your choosing.
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#21 - tepidteal (01/11/2016) [-]
>>#11, Right now it's 750 for content, 500 for OC (which could be a comic, a really good edit, video) and 350 for comments.
Coloured text vouchers are sent after 48 hours, which means if you uploaded something today and it got 750, you'll get one tomorrow.

The coloured text vouchers count as items, so while on your profile, make sure Items is a visible section. Click on it and then you can pick a colour via colour wheel or just paste in a hex code if you've picked it out already.
#44 - bakagaijin (22 hours ago) [-]
Can you choose color on mobile?
#25 - deathlos (01/12/2016) [-]
you forgot to say you lose em if you don't use them in a certain amount of time...

Had mine for awhile waiting for the right time to use, then one day noticed it was missing.
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#26 - tepidteal (01/12/2016) [-]
That might have happened when admin was changing the thumb limits. Some users lost their vouchers then.
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#22 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
thanks i should really start uploading stuff shouldn't i?
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#23 - tepidteal (01/11/2016) [-]
It's whatever, man. Uploading things is the easiest way to go about it 'cause with comments, y'gotta be funny and hope everyone else thinks so too.
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#36 - melllvinnn (01/12/2016) [-]
Ive been saving my colored text item
Does it really go away after time if I don't use it?
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#39 - tepidteal (23 hours ago) [-]
No.
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#24 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
the hardest part in life is pleasing others
also my dick
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#11 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
ohh, ok, fair enough, that would explain why i havent got it yet i rarely comment, and even more rarely post
#12 - turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-]
filthycasual.img
#13 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
oi it's true though
#14 - turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-]
**turbanmasher used "*roll picture*"**
**turbanmasher rolled image** Kinda of ironic given your username
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#16 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
i'm probs an idiot and also very tired, but what does it have to do with my username also, kinda of?
#17 - turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-]
your user name is trollzman, indicating your are a troll. and trolls comment on stuff to mess with people. so it's kind of ironic.
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#19 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
oh, i see now so i am just an idiot i made this username almost 5 years ago i was literally 12 it was all i could think of at the time
#13 - Fold properly to avoid papercuts  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on sometimes +54
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#129 - luciafoxx (01/11/2016) [-]
papercunts?
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#131 - lean (01/11/2016) [-]
you know..... after you print off the picture of the blue haired thing so you can fuck it....
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#134 - luciafoxx (01/11/2016) [-]
splendid idea!
#9 - 4-5 times wider?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Rape survivor vs Obama 0
#20 - theruinedsage (01/09/2016) [-]
Considering that a bar fight counts, as opposed to being held at gunpoint, I'm gonna go with yes
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#12 - xProjectZerox (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes actually, Britain includes all crimes against the person as a violent crime, any assault, any robbery, and all sexual offenses. America on the other hand only counts aggravated assault, armed robbery, murder and forced rape. Less than half of Britains numbers even involved injury.

America has significantly higher gun based deaths and 4 times the murder rate of britain.
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#16 - mortolife (01/09/2016) [-]
America's population- 318.9 million
Britain's population- 64.1 million

318,900,000 / 64,100,000 = 4.97504

Looks like America's population is also nearly 5 times larger than Britain's. With the numbers adjusted to compensate for that, Britain and the US almost tied for murder rates, with Britain edging slightly ahead actually.
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#19 - theruinedsage (01/09/2016) [-]
These statistics are always in pr capital...
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#8 - I wouldn't answer. I would have my phone cued up and ready, s… 01/08/2016 on why not? 0
#5 - Lesbian porn isn't the best. I like big, hard, throbbing cock… 01/08/2016 on pornhub +4

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User avatar #28 - parti (11/20/2015) [-]
where you from lil nig?
User avatar #29 to #28 - lean (11/20/2015) [-]
Minnesota
User avatar #27 - harbydeath (07/29/2015) [-]
if you like sciencey stuff, check out this article, its one of my faves.

www.inquisitr.com/2040259/did-nasa-just-accidentally-produce-a-warp-bubble-emdrive-could-lead-to-warp-drive/
User avatar #26 - Skrufymunky (06/12/2015) [-]
Thank you for your words of wisdom on this post.
funnyjunk.com/Not+price+tags/funny-pictures/5576857/
It's refreshing to see informative comments against this sort of annoying liberal stuff. Not saying liberal's are bad, just it usually appears that the end users are not aware of the side effects / consequences involved with some of this stuff.

Anyway, keep up the good work.
User avatar #16 - bigbuttjackson ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Nice text colour
User avatar #17 to #16 - lean (04/17/2015) [-]
right back at you
User avatar #14 - gugek (12/18/2014) [-]
Good evening! I hope your day is going well and that you have a fantastic day tomorrow!
User avatar #15 to #14 - lean (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey thanks bro.
User avatar #13 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
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