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#9 - Nothing to see here. 12/15/2015 on Daily jew reminder +7
#137 - Someone's political standing isn't an arbiter in reasoned deba… 12/15/2015 on vagina 0
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#14 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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#3 - warioteam (12/16/2015) [-]
pls
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#15 - "Liberal" in the US is at the very least an insult t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Obama presents ID before... -15
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#16 - communistutopia (12/15/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
#135 - What?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2015 on vagina 0
#136 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Edgy Hitler lovers here always argue that wikipedia is made by liberals and therefore wrong
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#137 - lean (12/15/2015) [-]
Someone's political standing isn't an arbiter in reasoned debate. It's the merit of the argument itself that is the deciding factor.

Wikipedia is great for a large number of things. Not so good on political histories.
#10 - You spelt basic wrong 12/15/2015 on was this show ever funny? +39
#10 - Like he actually has a response. Insult and evade: the libera…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Obama presents ID before... -13
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#14 - communistutopia (12/15/2015) [-]
That's actually everyones argument doctrine since the beginning of time but ok.
And what's with the usage of liberal as an insult? Are you all american or something?

But to answer schnizel:
37: Nixon
36: Nixon
35: Everyone, he just has a "new" and improved system
32:Times before Kennedy were interesting
30: Debatable but the surveillance projects that are currently ongoing have their roots in mass telephone surveillance conducted in the 90's by MI6 and CIA.

27, 26, 25 are all questionable.
20. Does siding with mafia count?
17. Similar occurences during multiple precidencies. Seems like a thing any politician would do, honestly.

11. Actually done by one of the first president if I remember correctly. Pretty standard thing to do.

7,8: Questionable. Possibly done before.

Sorry for shitty order. But i'm not going to say he's a good president, I'm just saying that everyone else is just as bad.
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#148 - brobathehutt (12/16/2015) [-]
You forgot #12, more than one president has refused to enforce a law but the best example and first one that should come to mind is Andrew Jackson.
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#17 - schnizel (12/15/2015) [-]
thx for the shitty order
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#15 - lean (12/15/2015) [-]
"Liberal" in the US is at the very least an insult to intelligence. Classical liberalism is identified as libertarian or constitutional conservative in US politics.
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#16 - communistutopia (12/15/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
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#12 - schnizel (12/15/2015) [-]
keks
#125 - Hey man, preaching to the choir. I'm just saying it isn't the… 12/15/2015 on vagina +1
#4 - There are a lot of stray cats ditch cougars in the town wher…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on this is what you get for... +2
#77 - dislikinator (12/16/2015) [-]
yup, cats in this video most likely aren't stray cats, but are cats from neighbors who know there is something go get there at that time of the day. There are at least 3 different breeds among them and they all look in really good condition.
If an actual stray gets hold of this information, it will terrorize that place and not allow any other cat to come close.
#30 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Canada on arming retards +9
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#46 - sgtmajjohnson (12/15/2015) [-]
Once again, Lean is the one source of common sense. I fucking hate these circle jerk threads, because if I say anything against the circle jerk, I'll get thumbed down and ignored. It's best to wait for a different post to say anything, because you'll likely just get spammed and ignored.
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#162 - tittylovin (12/16/2015) [-]
Didn't you die on Installation 01?
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#174 - sgtmajjohnson (12/16/2015) [-]
Shit, my cover's blown
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#96 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/15/2015) [-]
Well this is technically apart of the circle jerk because marines are trained to be heartless animals. That's just part of the experience.
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#97 - sgtmajjohnson (12/15/2015) [-]
Heartless animals? Really? Is that a moto joke or are you being serious?
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#124 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/15/2015) [-]
It's a joke but it's kind of true. My uncle was a pretty cool guy before he went into the marines and when he came back home he was a bit of a nut. Wouldn't let his hair grow back out, talked about violence constantly, showed me stickdeath (back when stick figures were cool on the internet) Like a sheep turned into an edgelorde.
#200 - I will accept hats. 12/15/2015 on comment here if you want a... 0
#199 - **lean gives sewall bro hugs** Sucks dude. 12/15/2015 on comment here if you want a... +2
#67 - Black bears don't hunt people unless they are diseased/ starve…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Why bear is OP +1
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#107 - SashaRockinOUt (12/15/2015) [-]
And, while it's true that bears rarely hunt people, it's doubly true that it's unwise to react to a bear based on species, when a lot of factors actually go into surviving a bear attack.
#41 - She's actually a farmer. Drives a tractor and all. Her famil…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on interesting hobby +15
#53 - shatt (12/14/2015) [-]
Sounds dope man, good for you
#35 - 27 homeowner employed as engineer for a manufacturing company  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2015 on interesting hobby +2
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#36 - ablakguy (12/14/2015) [-]
Good you lean. I wonder what kind of job your gf has that shes a 22 year old homeowner.
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#41 - lean (12/14/2015) [-]
She's actually a farmer. Drives a tractor and all. Her family has ran a grain farm for 4 generations now.
#53 - shatt (12/14/2015) [-]
Sounds dope man, good for you
#6 - That's just because it was only Iranians. You can't ban musli… 12/14/2015 on How to stop terror 0
#3 - However you want to look at it, The US gov is the largest sing…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on A fact 0
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#5 - ericr (12/15/2015) [-]
That's an outstanding and profound point. If anyone of the awesome commenters here has an idea for a meme they'd like to see I would be happy to whip one up for you.
I can picture your post besides a list of governments vehicles and fuel consumption with a picture of massive fleets of them.
I'm certain all climate alarmist jog or ride a bicycle to work every day.
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#133 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
But muh wikipedia is liberul!!!111
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#135 - lean (12/15/2015) [-]
What?
#136 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Edgy Hitler lovers here always argue that wikipedia is made by liberals and therefore wrong
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#137 - lean (12/15/2015) [-]
Someone's political standing isn't an arbiter in reasoned debate. It's the merit of the argument itself that is the deciding factor.

Wikipedia is great for a large number of things. Not so good on political histories.
#119 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (12/15/2015) [-]
www.holohoax101.org/

I call bullshit.
#15 - Already been made ABC's multiple impact bullet defense rou…  [+] (22 new replies) 12/14/2015 on double it up just to make sure +16
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#85 - scowler (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, those are supposedly very lackluster. Not enough powder.
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#87 - lean (12/16/2015) [-]
Within 10 feet it is still going to cause extreme discomfort. Those cables are reportedly able to sever limbs.
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#88 - scowler (12/16/2015) [-]
Bullshit.
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#90 - lean (12/16/2015) [-]
That's the claim on 12ga lethal rounds, but they have some serious inconsistencies with energy loss and proper spread. Tests on manikins have even shown bolas like effects of one part hitting the shoulder and the other wrapping around and penetrating the spine deep enough to qualify as lethal. But hey I'm just going off of what I read. The numbers are there as far as energy is concerned.
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#91 - scowler (12/16/2015) [-]
You don't use anything other than flechette loads for killing Humans, anyways.
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#92 - lean (12/16/2015) [-]
I keep regular old soft points in my home defense loads. Shot placement is always more important that what's coming out of the barrel.
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#93 - scowler (12/16/2015) [-]
In that case, I wonder if Wadcutters or Button Noses would be good for home defense. Supposed to stay in one piece, I'd imagine the Coroner would be grateful that they don't have to pick out tiny bits of shrapnel.
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#95 - lean (12/16/2015) [-]
Oh god yeah. Not sure how much shrapnel picking a coroner does anyway, seems kind of pointless.

As a general rule, any ammo that is good enough for taking game works great as home defense. Granted, most pistols are limited in that regard. It's still kind of idiotic to spend $5 a round on all this fancy shit.
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#96 - scowler (12/16/2015) [-]
What makes Wadcutters "fancy"?
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#97 - lean (12/16/2015) [-]
Nothing, I'm referring to the "home defense" loads like the multiple impact and the RIP rounds. It's not like something is "more lethal" than a JHP through the bread basket.
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#98 - scowler (12/16/2015) [-]
I've never understood hollow-points. Wouldn't regular FMJ work better in trained hands?
#99 - lean (12/16/2015) [-]
Controlled expansion essentially means the bullet creates a larger wound channel as it passes through, but still retains enough weight for penetration. It's a compromise between the "stopping power" of defense rounds designed to expand as fast as possible to transfer the most energy into the target, and an FMJ which is designed to pass clean through. Pic related, winchester XP3 game load, ballistic tip HP ammo. It mushrooms to double(or more) the diameter, retains weight, and doesn't break apart. It will still pass clean through most game animals, exit wound the size of a golfball from a .30 cal rifle.
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#100 - scowler (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm no Fudd, but that seems a little inhumane.
#101 - lean (12/16/2015) [-]
Faster kill with proper shot placement. Most states require the use of expanding bullets for hunting purposes. The hague convention made it illegal for warfare, because it would end up killing soldiers that may survive a standard FMJ. The exception being 5.56 and other light rounds which have been known to ricochet of say a pelvic bone and deflecting upwards into vital organs. Light, fast .22 cal FMJ are brutal when they hit bones.

Really, when you hunt the intent is to kill, whereas warfare is more about incapacitating the target. Killing is incidental in warfare, but the end all goal in a hunt. Like I said, I use soft points or JHP for home defense. First line is still the BPS with T shot though.
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#102 - scowler (12/16/2015) [-]
That is some seriously obsolete logic. Back when war meant standing around and fighting over a space the size of a parking lot. Hague Convention needs to go.
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#103 - lean (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, but part of the Nato charter means adopting it. Not likely to disappear anytime soon.
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#104 - scowler (12/16/2015) [-]
But NATO is likely to disappear with the UN sometime...
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#79 - lesolan (12/15/2015) [-]
I thought that was still only in the realm of Sci-Fi. I'm crying I'm so happy.
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#28 - barakakaka (12/15/2015) [-]
Semi lethal

You kill him, but he gets better.
#21 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
illegal in florida
#23 - hairybaboon (12/14/2015) [-]
because there when you shoot you have to make sure you kill?
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#94 - scowler (12/16/2015) [-]
I think that applies everywhere, since they can sue you regardless of what they were trying to do to you. It's fucked.
#38 - No, just carbon in some form, plus heat and pressure (sorta si… 12/14/2015 on Things that are as deep as... +3
#11 - Always remember- run TO the bear. actually if y…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Why bear is OP +42
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#42 - sgtmajjohnson (12/15/2015) [-]
You're the most sensible person on this site on just about every topic, and I love you for it. You're totally right about bears, too. Black bears are usually between 130-300 pounds. You can fight them off, but not kill them by hand (not that killing them matters). A small Grizzly is 800, often topping 1300. DO NOT try to fuck with a grizzly, ever.
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#32 - SashaRockinOUt (12/15/2015) [-]
Actually, you shouldn't respond to a bear based on species, but based on behavior. If the bear is hunting you, the only solution is to fight as hard as you can, as a fight isn't worth the energy expenditure to get a meal. If the bear perceives you as a threat (is with cubs, is with a kill etc) the best option is to cover your vitals, play dead, and pray, as that bear will not stop until you are no longer a threat (dead).
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#67 - lean (12/15/2015) [-]
Black bears don't hunt people unless they are diseased/ starved. They are actually listed as herbivores, primarily eating fruits and grains.
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#107 - SashaRockinOUt (12/15/2015) [-]
And, while it's true that bears rarely hunt people, it's doubly true that it's unwise to react to a bear based on species, when a lot of factors actually go into surviving a bear attack.
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#13 - olmesy (12/14/2015) [-]
The running downhill thing is a myth. You can never really run from a bear safely.

yellowstonebearworld.com/myth-4-bears-cant-run-downhill
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#22 - loganmadder (12/15/2015) [-]
Can't go straight, can't go down, can't go up a tree, man, bears are assholes
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#27 - geothermal (12/15/2015) [-]
Run at it, if you know you're gonna die, die like a man, fight that fucker.
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User avatar #28 - parti (11/20/2015) [-]
where you from lil nig?
User avatar #29 to #28 - lean (11/20/2015) [-]
Minnesota
User avatar #27 - harbydeath (07/29/2015) [-]
if you like sciencey stuff, check out this article, its one of my faves.

www.inquisitr.com/2040259/did-nasa-just-accidentally-produce-a-warp-bubble-emdrive-could-lead-to-warp-drive/
User avatar #26 - Skrufymunky (06/12/2015) [-]
Thank you for your words of wisdom on this post.
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It's refreshing to see informative comments against this sort of annoying liberal stuff. Not saying liberal's are bad, just it usually appears that the end users are not aware of the side effects / consequences involved with some of this stuff.

Anyway, keep up the good work.
User avatar #16 - bigbuttjackson ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Nice text colour
User avatar #17 to #16 - lean (04/17/2015) [-]
right back at you
User avatar #14 - gugek (12/18/2014) [-]
Good evening! I hope your day is going well and that you have a fantastic day tomorrow!
User avatar #15 to #14 - lean (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey thanks bro.
User avatar #13 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
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