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#466182 - No, seriously get the **** out.  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #466185 - the one and only (2 hours ago) [-]
You first, fucking hasbeen.
#466178 - That's nice. I don't really care though.  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #466181 - the one and only (2 hours ago) [-]
Fuck you too.
User avatar #466182 - leal (2 hours ago) [-]
No, seriously get the fuck out.
User avatar #466185 - the one and only (2 hours ago) [-]
You first, fucking hasbeen.
#466044 - Are you literally retarded 14 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#466042 - I don't or I wouldn't post it topkek, my body's subpar if anyt…  [+] (5 new replies) 14 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board -1
User avatar #466107 - the one and only (10 hours ago) [-]
It's very annoying, all cause you come off as a wannabe douche bag.
User avatar #466178 - leal (3 hours ago) [-]
That's nice.
I don't really care though.
User avatar #466181 - the one and only (2 hours ago) [-]
Fuck you too.
User avatar #466182 - leal (2 hours ago) [-]
No, seriously get the fuck out.
User avatar #466185 - the one and only (2 hours ago) [-]
You first, fucking hasbeen.
#466040 - >7 weeks lifting >vs no experience Gee what a su…  [+] (7 new replies) 14 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #466041 - kaelthor (14 hours ago) [-]
Okay so if having that title is so worthless than why do you care so much about having our opinion on your body? Like stop kicking yourself in the nuts.
User avatar #466042 - leal (14 hours ago) [-]
I don't or I wouldn't post it topkek, my body's subpar if anything.
I especially wouldn't post a picture where the light isn't flattering in the slightest and I'm just messing around.
User avatar #466107 - the one and only (10 hours ago) [-]
It's very annoying, all cause you come off as a wannabe douche bag.
User avatar #466178 - leal (3 hours ago) [-]
That's nice.
I don't really care though.
User avatar #466181 - the one and only (2 hours ago) [-]
Fuck you too.
User avatar #466182 - leal (2 hours ago) [-]
No, seriously get the fuck out.
User avatar #466185 - the one and only (2 hours ago) [-]
You first, fucking hasbeen.
#466039 - what? I just ******* said 2weeks proper f… 14 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#466037 - You must have like a 85kg bench? 14 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#466035 - 'mirin. 14 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#466034 - Sorta rushed to lmao1plate bench but like my goal is to get a …  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #466038 - MatthewsGauss (14 hours ago) [-]
you cant go up 5kg a week, thats fucking impossible
User avatar #466039 - leal (14 hours ago) [-]
what?
I just fucking said
2weeks proper form lift 8x then it's 5kg+
#466030 - That's nice sweetie. 14 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board 0

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User avatar #3052 - amamiya ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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#3048 - evilicious (10/25/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #3051 to #3048 - leal ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
I'm banned on friendly
User avatar #3049 to #3048 - leal ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Awhhh thanks bae <3
#3047 - leal ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
#3041 - leal ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
connerence microbrony Moondog cloymax neutralgray   
   
   
Am I ever going to getting freaking unbanned from friendly?   
   
It's been like a year and a half.
connerence microbrony Moondog cloymax neutralgray


Am I ever going to getting freaking unbanned from friendly?

It's been like a year and a half.
User avatar #3042 to #3041 - cloymax ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
nah son
#3043 to #3042 - leal ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Why not?
#3044 to #3043 - cloymax ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
because none of us are interested to have you there
you'll just spend most of your time starting **** or being a dickwad in general anyway

in other words, **** off
#3045 to #3044 - leal ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Least you're honest I guess..

Kind of selfish on your part to ban someone just because you guys don't like me though...

Sorry for whatever made you all hate me I guess, bye.
User avatar #3046 to #3045 - cloymax ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
have a good one
User avatar #3030 - leal ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
inquisition
I'm banned from friendly mate, what's up?
User avatar #3031 to #3030 - inquisition (10/23/2014) [-]
pic was posted of you and I asked if it was you
User avatar #3032 to #3031 - leal ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
what pic?
#3039 to #3033 - evilicious (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh, that's one of my edits!
User avatar #3034 to #3033 - leal ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
evilicious posted that **** didn't she?
User avatar #3035 to #3034 - inquisition (10/23/2014) [-]
nah it was dashie
#3036 to #3035 - leal ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Reallynotdashie?   
   
						*******					 hell these faggots need to stop saving pictures of me.
Reallynotdashie?

******* hell these faggots need to stop saving pictures of me.
#3029 - anon (10/12/2014) [-]
kill yourself faggot
User avatar #2999 - the one and only (07/20/2014) [-]
Lol I find it funny, I treat you normal, you get all aggroed and pissed, what happened to being neutral towards me and saying you liked me hahahaha.
#3000 to #2999 - leal ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Good one.
User avatar #3002 to #3000 - the one and only (07/20/2014) [-]
Rephrase... Who pissed you off?
User avatar #3005 to #3002 - the one and only (09/07/2014) [-]
Hi postie! Fancy seeing you here
User avatar #3006 to #3005 - postie (09/07/2014) [-]
Hi.
I was looking to see if he had made any comments about being mentioned.
User avatar #3007 to #3006 - the one and only (09/07/2014) [-]
He sent one of the mods to check up since I had the mod added
#3025 to #3007 - leal ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
What the 						****					 are you two 						*******					 talking about here?
What the **** are you two ******* talking about here?
User avatar #3008 to #3007 - postie (09/07/2014) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #3009 to #3008 - the one and only (09/07/2014) [-]
But it was outside of the board so I can't get banned.
User avatar #3010 to #3009 - postie (09/07/2014) [-]
Right....
User avatar #3012 to #3010 - the one and only (09/07/2014) [-]
Los played that game I bought you yet?
User avatar #3014 to #3012 - postie (09/07/2014) [-]
Only a little.
It's difficult to get on the pc that can run it.
User avatar #3015 to #3014 - the one and only (09/07/2014) [-]
Oh damn, I assume you can't get new parts ATM?
User avatar #3017 to #3015 - postie (09/07/2014) [-]
Can't afford a new laptop, and the decent pc is my brothers.
User avatar #3011 to #3010 - the one and only (09/07/2014) [-]
You judging me?
User avatar #3013 to #3011 - postie (09/07/2014) [-]
Maybe.
User avatar #3016 to #3013 - the one and only (09/07/2014) [-]
I get scared when you judge me
User avatar #3018 to #3016 - postie (09/07/2014) [-]
Why is that?
User avatar #3019 to #3018 - the one and only (09/07/2014) [-]
Cause your my last few good friends on shin, haha.
User avatar #3020 to #3019 - postie (09/07/2014) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #3021 to #3020 - the one and only (09/07/2014) [-]
I've started to become more spiteful to some board users, I'm going senile! Jk jk, I don't care if you hate me.
User avatar #3022 to #3021 - postie (09/07/2014) [-]
I've noticed you being more of a twat to people than usual.
User avatar #3023 to #3022 - the one and only (09/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I got issues. :v
User avatar #3024 to #3023 - postie (09/17/2014) [-]
Quite
#3003 to #3002 - leal ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Seriously?   
						****					 off and die.
Seriously?
**** off and die.
User avatar #3004 to #3003 - the one and only (07/20/2014) [-]
No, I'm being serious, not being a cunt here, not showing hate or being negative here.
User avatar #3001 to #3000 - the one and only (07/20/2014) [-]
Nawwww you want me to take that off?

But yer been a week we barely talk and you seemed aggroed, what I do wrong this time? I ignore a lot of people, don't feel bad.
#2990 - devilspecter ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - leal ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
>?
User avatar #2992 to #2991 - devilspecter ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
The reply on Shin.
#2995 to #2992 - leal ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
2latebrah
User avatar #2985 - Loopholes (06/27/2014) [-]
Why did I get this notification "Your friend leal has commented content Shin Anime Social Board"?
User avatar #2986 to #2985 - leal ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Because of the new comment system that's been added.
User avatar #2987 to #2986 - Loopholes (06/27/2014) [-]
The wording is weird though, does it just mean you commented there?
User avatar #2988 to #2987 - jettom ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
No. It means he built a spaceshi- OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS
User avatar #2961 - saintshenanigans (06/16/2014) [-]
do you use hotornot?
it seems like you'd be into that thing.
I was just curious
User avatar #2984 to #2961 - leal ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
hotornot.com/profile/0391518162
dun worry little guy
User avatar #2963 to #2961 - leal ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Looks like tinder
#2962 to #2961 - leal ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
wtf is that?
wtf is that?
User avatar #2964 to #2962 - saintshenanigans (06/16/2014) [-]
hotornot.com

you set an age range, youngest is 18-22
it gives you a picture of a random man or woman in that age range that's near your area, and you can vote them hot, or not.
if you have more than 4 photos uploaded you can see what other people rate you as a score.

also if you rate someone hot and they rate you hot back you can send each other a message or some **** , idunno.
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - leal ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
So tinder?
User avatar #2966 to #2965 - saintshenanigans (06/16/2014) [-]
idunno wtf tinder is
#2967 to #2966 - leal ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
loser.   
Anyway your site seems like the most conceited piece of 						****					 I've ever seen.
loser.
Anyway your site seems like the most conceited piece of **** I've ever seen.
User avatar #2968 to #2967 - saintshenanigans (06/16/2014) [-]
yeah.
I go there when I'm really bored, there's no anime I want to watch and there's nothing happening on shin

it's where I go to be an asshole
User avatar #2969 to #2968 - leal ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
uw0t
User avatar #2970 to #2969 - saintshenanigans (06/16/2014) [-]
ill go there to express terrible opinions about women

basically to be a prick and feel good about myself
#2971 to #2970 - leal ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like something insecure faggots do.
Sounds like something insecure faggots do.
User avatar #2972 to #2971 - saintshenanigans (06/16/2014) [-]
nah I don't give a **** .
but it's still nice to see that someone thinks you're attractive every now and then
User avatar #2973 to #2972 - leal ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
It makes you seem insecure
User avatar #2974 to #2973 - saintshenanigans (06/16/2014) [-]
i guess?
it doesn't really bother me though
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - leal ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
And it makes you a douche
User avatar #2977 to #2976 - leal ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #2979 to #2978 - leal ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
What's your rating on hot or not then?
User avatar #2980 to #2979 - saintshenanigans (06/18/2014) [-]
don't have one yet apparently
puu.sh/9yxGG/42365d0bbf.png
i've had it for like 5 days i think, and only about 4 or 5 women have rated me hot, so I'd assume not good lol
#2981 to #2980 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
I already have a score after a day.
I already have a score after a day.
User avatar #2983 to #2981 - saintshenanigans (06/26/2014) [-]
my score came in.

5/10

lel.
User avatar #2982 to #2981 - saintshenanigans (06/18/2014) [-]
I guess im not hot then. iunno
User avatar #2958 - Riukanojutsu (06/14/2014) [-]
"leal replied to your comment #442 on lordsaten's profile
« I still love you »"

***** wat
User avatar #2960 to #2958 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #2959 to #2958 - leal ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #2955 - twillight (06/13/2014) [-]
Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life. (Original) Should i say sorry after you see this?
User avatar #2956 to #2955 - leal ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Lmao
User avatar #2957 to #2956 - twillight (06/13/2014) [-]
life changing
#2950 - jettom ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
That was glorious.   
+2
That was glorious.
+2
User avatar #2951 to #2950 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
What?
#2952 to #2951 - jettom ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
You outassed him so 						*******					 hard he just left.
You outassed him so ******* hard he just left.
User avatar #2953 to #2952 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I'm trying to be nicer but **** I’m not going to be talked to like some ******* faggot.
#2954 to #2953 - jettom ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
By ALL means. Out-ass him. That was the most entertaining thing I've seen.
By ALL means. Out-ass him. That was the most entertaining thing I've seen.
User avatar #2875 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
y: implosay mentioned you in a comment
Today: evilicious mentioned you in a comment
guys plz
#2932 to #2875 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
That's because you don't know me. People love me, even though I like to be an asshole 80% of the time. But when **** gets serious, I'm here for them. I'm someone's "big brother" here. I'm someone else's ultimate fantasy here. That's just to name a couple of them.
#2933 to #2932 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I just asked for a picture not your lifestory.
I just asked for a picture not your lifestory.
#2934 to #2933 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
You sat through it anyway, mr I-Show-My-"Abs"

www.dropbox.com/s/dhw62l9l2dnt78y/leal%20tummy.jpg
User avatar #2935 to #2934 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
What abs?
That pic is from last august when I still thought becoming a trap was a good plan
#2937 to #2935 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
When you thought... What? Why would you do that...?
User avatar #2939 to #2937 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Cause I was kinda cute duhhh
#2942 to #2939 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
Why do I only meet fags here...? I haven't met a single straight person here, and I know a lot of peeps...
Why do I only meet fags here...? I haven't met a single straight person here, and I know a lot of peeps...
User avatar #2943 to #2942 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Probably because a lot more people in the world are bicurious than you thought
#2944 to #2943 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
Oh don't worry, I noticed. I ******* noticed.
#2945 to #2944 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Also who the hell is the faggot that has pictures of my stomach in their dropbox?
Also who the hell is the faggot that has pictures of my stomach in their dropbox?
#2946 to #2945 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
A fag.
A fag.
#2947 to #2946 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Must be if he hangs with you.
Must be if he hangs with you.
#2949 to #2948 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Checkmate
User avatar #2936 to #2935 - jettom ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
It was.
User avatar #2938 to #2936 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
><
User avatar #2940 to #2938 - jettom ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #2941 to #2940 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
2late now :L
#2912 to #2875 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
Wait, hold the **** up. I heard you're french. This true?
User avatar #2913 to #2912 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Why?
#2914 to #2913 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
Just answer me please. Some dude tells me you're french, and I just would like to know if it's true or not.
User avatar #2915 to #2914 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Sort of
#2916 to #2915 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
Sort of? What does that even mean?
User avatar #2917 to #2916 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Was born in New York and my mom's American but my dad's French and I live in France.
#2918 to #2917 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
Oh that's just ******* wonderful. To have a fag like you right there in the same place as me...
User avatar #2919 to #2918 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Sorry I guess?
I live in 75005 if that helps you feel further.
#2920 to #2919 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
67100

Sérieux quoi... Et à Paris en plus...
#2921 to #2920 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Does it really matter that much?
#2922 to #2921 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
You're giving us a terrible image. Fag.
You're giving us a terrible image. Fag.
User avatar #2923 to #2922 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
How so?
#2924 to #2923 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
From what people are telling me, you're one big attention whore. Or at least used to.
#2925 to #2924 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Like over a year ago.
You should just make your opinion of people on your own instead of listening to what other people say.
#2926 to #2925 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
And you've got to be one serious fag to think jettom is awesome.
User avatar #2927 to #2926 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I like him.
No need to be mean about it.
#2928 to #2927 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
I'm not a known giver a ***** . I get my kicks out of being an ass. Yet everybody loves me. The amount of people here who had a crush on me is ******* ridiculous.
#2929 to #2928 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Are you pretty at least?
Are you pretty at least?
#2930 to #2929 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
Why? You're gay or something? I don't need yet another admirer, thank you very much.
#2931 to #2930 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Because no self respecting individual would be attracted to someone so negative.
User avatar #2911 to #2875 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
kaitora mentioned you in a comment
Today: implosay mentioned you in a comment
plz
#2877 to #2875 - evilicious (06/12/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #2879 to #2877 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I can't read it because implosay has his profile to friends only..
User avatar #2883 to #2881 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Eh
Whatever then
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
lol fgt
User avatar #2878 to #2876 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Umm that's rude.
User avatar #2880 to #2878 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
Your face is rude.
User avatar #2882 to #2880 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
That doesn't even make sense.
User avatar #2884 to #2882 - evilicious (06/12/2014) [-]
I was telling him about how a pic of your face got me banned.
User avatar #2886 to #2884 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
wot
User avatar #2887 to #2886 - evilicious (06/12/2014) [-]
I posted an old pic of your face
and got IP banned for 12 hours.
User avatar #2888 to #2887 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
which pic?
#2889 to #2888 - evilicious (06/12/2014) [-]
inb4 instantly b&
#2890 to #2889 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
That's the pic on my student ID
User avatar #2885 to #2884 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#2891 to #2885 - evilicious (06/12/2014) [-]
hot, bare and naked, baby <3
#2892 to #2891 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
And also baked apparently. Drug is bad mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'kay?
#2893 to #2892 - evilicious (06/12/2014) [-]
They were just tenderly cooked.
User avatar #2899 to #2895 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Jettom posts on profile
Swell with pride
#2901 to #2899 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAH HOLY 						****					 WHAT.   
   
This guy is the biggest faggot I've ever met on this site. If you swell with pride because HE posted here, I don't even want to know what kind of people you've been talking to so far.
HAHAHAHAH HOLY **** WHAT.

This guy is the biggest faggot I've ever met on this site. If you swell with pride because HE posted here, I don't even want to know what kind of people you've been talking to so far.
#2907 to #2901 - jettom ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I'm the biggest faggot now? I won...
I'm the biggest faggot now? I won...
#2908 to #2907 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
One of the biggest. You're up there on the faggot-o-meter.
#2909 to #2908 - jettom ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
..Oh. I thought I won.
#2902 to #2901 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Jettom is awesome
#2903 to #2902 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
You have really, really low standards then.
User avatar #2904 to #2903 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Quite the opposite tbh
#2905 to #2904 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
Says the guy with 220+ friends in his list. High standards eh? Yeah, totally.
User avatar #2906 to #2905 - leal ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
When people add me I just accept, doesn't mean I think they're awesome.
#2896 to #2895 - implosay (06/12/2014) [-]
What the **** are you even doing here?
#2897 to #2896 - jettom ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I could ask you the same.
I could ask you the same.
#2900 to #2898 - jettom ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Mmhmm..
Mmhmm..
User avatar #2874 - leal ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Everybody asks me, "what the **** is Zyzz about, what the **** is up with those videos, cunt? You're ******* up yourself cunt It's a ******* act, there is no Zyzz. You mirin', brah? Well I'll give you more reason to mire now bro. It's ******* Zyzz, brah. Everyone has a little bit of Zyzz in them. Every ******* cunt out there, you're a ******* sick cunt if you wanna be, brah. Stop being a ******* sad cunt, alright? Go out, get bitches.

That's what we do in this **** , brah. You wanna be a ******* little sad cunt? **** that **** , bro. Every little haters gonna hate, bro. You'll never be like Zyzz, brah, cause I'm a ****ing sick ****, mate. Every one of us has a little bit of Zyzz in us, you just don't know it yet. You're sitting here going, "who the **** is this ****ing ***got?", well, you're probably right. But I'm ****ing shredded brah, ye ****. Cuz at the end of the day bro, you gotta listen to this...

If you're a ****ing shredded sick ****, you get away with anything bro. You make fun of some fat **** making a **** and people will be like "Aw yeah, Zyzz bro, yeah". No one'll give a ****, man.

In life, if you wanna be noticed, you gotta be a ****in' ripped ****. You gotta be a shredded ****. You gotta go to the gym and be a sick ****. You gotta **** bitches, you know and not give a **** cuz that's what we do, bro. That's what the Zyzz ****s do. That's what the revolution is, bro. None of these ****in' sad ****s. We're all gonna ****in' make it bro, that's it.




If anyone wants to take out censors feel free
User avatar #2867 - oshily (04/25/2014) [-]
What's wrong, lad?
User avatar #2868 to #2867 - leal ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Luca broke up with me and I just feel like curling up and dying...
User avatar #2869 to #2868 - oshily (04/25/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #2870 to #2869 - leal ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
"I'm taking a break from the Internet. It's taking up a lot of my time and I've realised that I'm addicted "
User avatar #2871 to #2870 - oshily (04/25/2014) [-]
But you're not just part of her online life.
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - leal ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I don't understand women :l
User avatar #2873 to #2872 - oshily (04/25/2014) [-]
Not much to understand really. Tbh, that's more than just a cheap excuse of her. It's not like you're just part of the internet. Or rather you shouldn't be to her.
User avatar #2847 to #2815 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Do you go to the gym n stuff btw?
User avatar #2848 to #2847 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm planning on getting a membership in the summer, I haven't had the time right now because of the workload, but I've been making do with home dumbbell workouts ty based scooby and I jog regularly.

Also going to start indoor rowing.

You?
User avatar #2862 to #2848 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
You do ohp btw?
User avatar #2863 to #2862 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
With the dumbbells, yea.
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
That good?
User avatar #2865 to #2864 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
It's a good upper workout, yea.
User avatar #2849 to #2848 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Trying to get to this by summer.
almsot there just need pecs now
User avatar #2851 to #2849 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
Bench press brah

What's your goal body? If you have one, that is.
#2850 to #2849 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
pic didn't upload wtf
User avatar #2852 to #2850 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
oh I see now

So like, ottermode?
User avatar #2853 to #2852 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah. have to start somewhere.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
It's a pretty good look. Most girls don't even want big guys.
User avatar #2855 to #2854 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah especially since I have to wait till I turn 18 in october to join a gym because of retarded local laws.

Tfw only pushups to get pecs
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
You could weight a backpack whilst you do them for more resistance.
User avatar #2857 to #2856 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
literally just put weights in a backpack?
User avatar #2859 to #2858 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
So just increase weight with same reps?
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
Yep. Also slower reps to fatigue the muscles more.
User avatar #2861 to #2860 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, my friend who does rugby told me to do planks while doing pushups.
User avatar #2836 to #2815 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm blocked by voiceofredemption so sure hit me with your best shot
#2837 to #2836 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
Context is that his ex left him for his best friend.

This happened a while ago, then he posts something along the lines of "tfw ex-gf and ex best friend confirmed their relationship on fb" about 4 days ago, I respond with "lol", he gets mad, I respond, he reports me, I get a 5 day ban.

Are you friends with him?
User avatar #2838 to #2837 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I told him the same **** yesterday and he agreed with me..
User avatar #2839 to #2838 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
So you basically told him he was delusional?

At first I was trying to help him, but his wallowing in self-pity just annoyed me.
User avatar #2840 to #2839 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #2842 to #2841 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
ye
but I talked to purple and just forwarded all our messages to get my point accross
User avatar #2843 to #2842 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
So has suiker gotten over it?
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
no he's a fgt lel
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
>sad over bishes and hoes

lmao I learned not to get worked up over girls the hard way

not even sure if I like girls anymore

n-no homo
User avatar #2846 to #2845 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
it's k u said no homo bro
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
p-present it
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
t-thanks inquisition
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
y-you too
User avatar #2820 to #2819 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
u lurk fit too?
#2821 to #2820 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
all day err day
User avatar #2822 to #2821 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
did you see the autism thread yesterday?
I don't think it 404'd yet
User avatar #2823 to #2822 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
I may have caught it. I think it's 404'd tho.

/fit/ autism threads are the best.
User avatar #2824 to #2823 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
It was the one who had the guy who told a girl he was hitting on who had problems with her drunk ex beating her "he was just drunk"
User avatar #2826 to #2825 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
yus that thread made my night
User avatar #2828 to #2827 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
welll it would be hard to beat that.
Also, how'd you find me?
User avatar #2829 to #2828 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm lobsternewburg/luck, idk if you remember.

I got a 5 day ban from friendly so now I'm just dicking about on FJ cos why not.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
luck~
So that's where you've been.
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
yeap

So how you?
User avatar #2832 to #2831 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
boredish.
I just thought it was wierd that you found me cause someone was actually talking to me about "inquisition" the other day
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
i feel it
Was it ketchup? I spoke to him the other day and I've been let into shin social actually. idk what to post because I don't watch anime and have nothing worthwhile to say.
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - leal ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
nu it was suiker
lol I don't talk about anime on shin either
It's not really made for that tbh
User avatar #2835 to #2834 - inquisition (04/20/2014) [-]
LMAO SUIKER GOT ME B&. I could talk you through the process, it was a kek.

Yea, I get you. Same thing with friendly but it's always ludicrous speed on that.
User avatar #2799 - deficiency (04/02/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
#2800 to #2799 - leal ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm a boy.
User avatar #2801 to #2800 - deficiency (04/02/2014) [-]
Not to me babe.
Gimme your number so I can whatsapp you
User avatar #2802 to #2801 - leal ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
+33668885545
User avatar #2803 to #2802 - deficiency (04/02/2014) [-]
i'll take my laptop down so ill skype your face
User avatar #2804 to #2803 - leal ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
But I was about to go to sleep
User avatar #2805 to #2804 - deficiency (04/02/2014) [-]
talk to you tomorrow
#2795 - devilspecter ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
>Profile not locked

Does that mean you're a public toilet now?
User avatar #2796 to #2795 - leal ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
My profile has always been open.
#2797 to #2796 - devilspecter ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Open to strangers who wants to use it~?
User avatar #2798 to #2797 - leal ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Are you being a dick because luca had a ******* ?
#2806 to #2798 - devilspecter ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
I'm just practicing my cultish personality, Leol.   
No reason to go all mad-son-of-islam on me.
I'm just practicing my cultish personality, Leol.
No reason to go all mad-son-of-islam on me.
User avatar #2807 to #2806 - leal ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
whatever
#2810 to #2807 - devilspecter ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Dis is 2good
#2814 to #2810 - evilicious (04/04/2014) [-]
How did you find that?!
User avatar #2811 to #2810 - leal ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
I once sent evilicious an ounce of my semen and she snap chatted me a pic of her shoving it into herself hopelessly trying to be fertilized by my god tier offspring.
User avatar #2812 to #2808 - evilicious (04/04/2014) [-]
This never happened.
User avatar #2809 to #2808 - leal ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Nope.
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