hi, sup?

Looking for a new job.
You?

I just punched one of my best friends in the balls because he lost his virginity

Classy

Liriope

ok?

In case you were wondering why I visit your profile at night

Cool.
I have TFW perfect gf and you?

Single and alright with that!
I had to quit karate and have surgery and am currently helping Grandma move.

No idea, probably like 240x5?
I don't squat anymore.

Thats not bad, i started gym again. Squatting just up to 80 kg 3 times, gonna try and aim for 120 kg this time

Skipping legs, huh?

I've been cycling a lot so all the uphill works my quads.
********* works your hamstrings and you're good to go.
Lately I've been trying to get a better chest, at an 80kg bench right now.

If you want bigger chest why not focus on using machines? They pretty much isolate your chest, definitely cables too.

I want a 100kg bench

And work on close grip benching as well, overall helps increasing numbers.

Do 5x5 or 3x10 then. 1 minute 30nsecond rest to 3 minute rest, if you complete the sets perfectly then you go 2.5 kilos more the next time.

Solidays

Still training?

Can't feel my arms.

I cant feel my legs.

Better be eating right too.

Why the hell are you even on my profile then?

Because I don't dislike you.

Maybe I'm just a huge tsun?

Maybe you're just a cunt.

waow rude.

Take it up with luca because I honestly do not give a **** about this guy.

He's a fag anyways.

"oh also
how do you know ebon killed himself?
Devil said he just talked to him lel"

"Then tell devil to tell hawk to go Jill himself

Kill*"
"uhh?
lol?
how do you know this ebon guy is dead?"

"You know

I don't want to talk about this"



Kill yourself I guess.

He's too much of a pussy to an-hero.

Ayy lmao, my life is too good to be ended.

Why does she think he killed himself then?

How the **** should I know?

He's that kind of guy, she should know.

He sounds like a little bitch to be honest.

probably ugly too.

Yeah, and she cheated on you with him.

What's the matter bruh, cat got your tongue?

No, that little **** is just sleeping all day like a lazy ass.

talking about you

I know.

I was busy doing other things.

I'd be insulted if she was a dude.

Women are stupid and she only cheated on me cause of her feelings for me.

She cheated on me because I dumped her, ****** other girls and then dated her again

Haha, Alu as a dude...
That might or might not be my fetish.

Too bad he'd want me.

It's fine, I don't do internet relationships anyways.

Can't stick your dick in your computer

A cat is fine too, I guess.

Do you happen to know where this ebon kid is from?

I do.

Somewhere in europe?

Maybe.

You can tell me devol.

It' not like I'm going to go to his house and beat the ever living **** out of the little ****** .
Why would I do that right?
It's not like he ******* shared pictures of luca that were meant just for him right?

haha that would be ******* ridiculous. No ones that much of an asshole, right devol?
If he did happen to do that he'd totally deserve an ass whooping right devol?

I'm not telling you.

If you wonder why, it's because I don't like you.

wat

lol?

Lol still mad, ahahaha.

?

but a dream nonetheless

Yes, by all means

eyoo

Long time no see

How you doing?

I'm doing alright, you?

pretty chill, started playing runescape again

Huh, grindscape again?

Yeah man..

Dunno why but you can never escape it damn it..

I escaped it just fine, tbh

meh I doubt you ever really played it then.

Well, I didn't.

exactly man..

Well, I've had no problems quitting anything really.

That's like telling a heroin addict that it's easy to not get addicted to heroin when you've never done it.

I'm not sure man, I've never tried quitting the internet. Would probably be hard.

when you went to the farm?

Haven't gotten it yet. My grandma is still alive after all.

Kill her :^)

I need a job.

Lol

Well, get one then.

I wanna be a lumberjack in norway

That's a strange dream

Apparently he killed himself.

lolwat, you serious?

Like the day before yesterday.
I guess he sent me the message about luca before doing it.

Waaaat, no way.

**leal shrugs**
Not my problem I guess

Can I see the message?

No?

Then I don't have any reason to believe you.

Why the **** would I show you a ******* private message?
Like seriously how can you not understand that that kind of **** is intimate?
******* don't believe it if you don't want to.
You're not my ******* friend, I don't give a **** about you dude.
You could commit suicide right now and I wouldn't even bat an eye.
Piss off with your ****** attempts at getting what you want.

Well someone's upset.

I'm not upset.
If you think I'm upset you have literal aspergers you ******* idiot.

At any rate, I would like to get it confirmed whether or not he an-hero'd.
I cared about the guy a while ago.

ye

Sup?

Pretty ******* sad mate.

like 5 years ago

Oh noes, what's wrong?

exams start tomorrow.

Bitch please, aren't you quite good at school?
You'll ace that **** .

I already failed last year

Lol, I seem to recall you saying you were good at school.

like 5 years ago

Oh lawd, must've been someone else then.

Other than that, how are you doing?

Well I found out yesterday luca cheated on me when we were together.

Cheated on you with who?

Some guy, does it matter?

Yeah, because I'm pretty ******* sure I know who you're talking about.
I know him well.

Just confirm him before I go on, I think we need to talk about this.

Is that him?

Yeup, that's him.

I'm a bit confused at this whole thing, it's weird.
The thing is, he said that they were together before she got together with you.

Basically what he told me is that she cheated on him to be your girlfriend.
Then she broke up with you and got together with him again.

Not possible.

She was dating Zhuang before me.

The guy blocked me a while ago, so I can't really ask him about this, lol.

But the way it sounds like it went was like this:
>Luca x Zhwan
>They break up and Alu x Ebon is formed
>Alu cheats on Ebon and gets together with you

That's what he said though, and i don't really believe him after our episode that made him block me.

Idk.
She probably only cheated one me cause I dumped her to **** someone else then got back with her.

Yeah, I don't even know anymore, it's not like she'd tell me if I asked anyways.

Also, that guy had legit autism, I'm serious.
Who knows, man?

Ebonsomething

Nothing happened

That's boring.

Yes it is.

Gewd <3


IS it really that bad?

It wouldn't be so bad if the text was a little easier to read, but my eyes are really bad so it's hard for me.

Sorry ;_;

I'll change it.

No need to apologize, but I do think it would be best as a different color.

IS this better?

Yea, 10 times easier to read.

Good

naah I think you can bear a bit longer

and now?

it's dead as **** m8, just go to backroom
also nah

Hawke might have gone rogue but at least he didn't hold a grudge for 2 years because of some kid whining that they were going to kill themselves.

That was 2 years ago man, seriously?

I don't remember that at all, so no, there's no grudge
for that matter I don't believe any or most of the other mods remember, or care either

I simply think you're a really toxic person that I do not want deal with, hear about, or let into friendly

So because of an image you have that you made of me 2-3 years ago without ever having talked.
You think that my entire being is corrupted and nothing but toxicity?


That's not fair at all, and if you think it is you're delusional.

sorry buddy, life's not fair

So you admit your system is corrupted to **** ?

If you're fine with that then I guess I don't really care.
But seriously? You're cool just not letting people in because of a vibe you got from them years ago?

Really?

You some kind of Nazi?

by jove am I ever.

heil friendly, or something.

That's frustrating man, you're funny but **** that.

You even say yourself you're being unfair.
Think of your moral compass, what if god Israel?
What would Jesus do?

probably get nailed to a cross

Go back to moderating your board you cheeky lil **** .

pz

I don't speak ebonics.