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lazycloud

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/07/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:England
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#189221 - I posted this in dating advice, but i'd like to show more peop…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#189302 - amen (06/25/2015) [-]
If she doesnt respond it kinda says that she is a bitch..its not that hard to say no, sorry, if she doesnt want to..to me it looks like she is weak in her mind, or egoistic.
And it is absolutely normal to ask a girl out.
You dont have to avoid her, but I understand your anxiety. Anyway if you meet her, act cool and dont remind it if there isnt a "good change" to remind it. Afterwards she will only think something like "damn he is nice and i acted like a bitch". Basically be above it, she acted wrong, so dont mess up making yourself the idiot
#189222 - littlechickadee (06/24/2015) [-]
At least you where brave enough to ask her out.
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#189230 - lazycloud (06/24/2015) [-]
Thank you this makes me feel a little better.
#15 - Thanks man. I'm gonna give up on her though as its way too … 06/24/2015 on Asked girl out on Facebook 0
#12 - Yeah but i mean mine looks all thought out whilst yours could …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on Asked girl out on Facebook 0
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#16 - roguekek (06/24/2015) [-]
no mine looked pretty thought out too
you never know what other humans will do
#9 - But my ******* wording was all spelt correctly and does…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Asked girl out on Facebook 0
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#11 - roguekek (06/24/2015) [-]
mine wasnt either
my cognition doesnt suffer too much when im drunk
#12 - lazycloud (06/24/2015) [-]
Yeah but i mean mine looks all thought out whilst yours could easily be a mistake
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#16 - roguekek (06/24/2015) [-]
no mine looked pretty thought out too
you never know what other humans will do
#7 - But drunk thoughts are almost always your real thoughts anyway…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Asked girl out on Facebook 0
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#8 - roguekek (06/24/2015) [-]
no its not
if you dont elaborate on it, she may forgive it, just once.
It worked for me once. Drunk texted a girl that I wanted to eat her out
said i was drunk

asked her out in person like 2 months later
dated her for 2 years

but regardless youre pretty much fucked
#9 - lazycloud (06/24/2015) [-]
But my fucking wording was all spelt correctly and doesn't look like a drunk text like your one
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#11 - roguekek (06/24/2015) [-]
mine wasnt either
my cognition doesnt suffer too much when im drunk
#12 - lazycloud (06/24/2015) [-]
Yeah but i mean mine looks all thought out whilst yours could easily be a mistake
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#16 - roguekek (06/24/2015) [-]
no mine looked pretty thought out too
you never know what other humans will do
#5 - I know man... I was drunk and i wouldnt see her again for …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Asked girl out on Facebook 0
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#6 - roguekek (06/24/2015) [-]
then say this and ONLY this, the day after. dont elaborate. Dont give any explanation.

"Fuck. I was drunk, ignore that."

drunk texting is a common thing, and that could save you a few points.
but regardless youre probably fucked.
#7 - lazycloud (06/24/2015) [-]
But drunk thoughts are almost always your real thoughts anyway, so it's just as cringey still....
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#8 - roguekek (06/24/2015) [-]
no its not
if you dont elaborate on it, she may forgive it, just once.
It worked for me once. Drunk texted a girl that I wanted to eat her out
said i was drunk

asked her out in person like 2 months later
dated her for 2 years

but regardless youre pretty much fucked
#9 - lazycloud (06/24/2015) [-]
But my fucking wording was all spelt correctly and doesn't look like a drunk text like your one
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#11 - roguekek (06/24/2015) [-]
mine wasnt either
my cognition doesnt suffer too much when im drunk
#12 - lazycloud (06/24/2015) [-]
Yeah but i mean mine looks all thought out whilst yours could easily be a mistake
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#16 - roguekek (06/24/2015) [-]
no mine looked pretty thought out too
you never know what other humans will do
#2 - I doubt it. I've been reading loads of girls on Yahoo answers … 06/24/2015 on Asked girl out on Facebook 0
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#20 - If i ever play world class i go defensive counter attack and h…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#21 - theoneaboveall (06/24/2015) [-]
When i did play world class i just parked the bus using ultra defense and even the strikers where in the deep end yet i still got rekt 3-1
#17 - The leveling against the ai is retarded. So scripted. World cl…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#18 - theoneaboveall (06/24/2015) [-]
That's why i play professional i was going to play world class but heard the ai is op, and i really don't wanna use the "cheats" in order to win no matter how hard it is for me to contain my rage yes i rage in career mode fifa
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#26 - russiaexplain (06/24/2015) [-]
The AI is fine if you play a certain style.
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#27 - theoneaboveall (06/24/2015) [-]
Probably,
Maybe it's my rage that's talking like fucking seriously man i had a world class tottenham spurs team like the average was an 89 for my team and ended up losing to newcastle 3-0 on the knockout rounds ever since i have destroyed them but i can't let it go
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#20 - lazycloud (06/24/2015) [-]
If i ever play world class i go defensive counter attack and hope for some scrappy bullshit goal. The ai defence is so rigid and blocks everything lol. Thats why i play online. Way more fun.
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#21 - theoneaboveall (06/24/2015) [-]
When i did play world class i just parked the bus using ultra defense and even the strikers where in the deep end yet i still got rekt 3-1
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#1 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
Just here to say I appreciate you offering to help, but I'm afraid there really isn't anything you can do.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lazycloud (01/06/2014) [-]
I don't know if you'll see this but, i might not be able to help the problems, but if you wanna vent or talk or anything I'm here
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