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Date Signed Up:3/15/2010
Last Login:11/27/2014
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#135 - FOUL XENOS 05/13/2014 on Scared Brony 0
#4 - I think putin IS the emperor tho 05/12/2014 on Putin 40k +1
#114 - yeah the pair of dots above a vowel is called an umlaut is…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on German gaming 0
#116 - bananenbongobob (05/11/2014) [-]
i'm not a native english speaker but it's a german word as far i know
#112 - I would've had to open a new tab, google an umlaut u, caopy an…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2014 on German gaming 0
#113 - bananenbongobob (05/11/2014) [-]
Is the english word really "umlaut"?
User avatar #114 - lazorman (05/11/2014) [-]
yeah the pair of dots above a vowel is called an umlaut
is it called something else?
#116 - bananenbongobob (05/11/2014) [-]
i'm not a native english speaker but it's a german word as far i know
#32 - ja ja ja Deutschland uber alles  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2014 on German gaming 0
#46 - bananenbongobob (05/10/2014) [-]
you mean "├╝ber alles"?
User avatar #112 - lazorman (05/10/2014) [-]
I would've had to open a new tab, google an umlaut u, caopy and paste it...
it's this whole ordeal, man
#113 - bananenbongobob (05/11/2014) [-]
Is the english word really "umlaut"?
User avatar #114 - lazorman (05/11/2014) [-]
yeah the pair of dots above a vowel is called an umlaut
is it called something else?
#116 - bananenbongobob (05/11/2014) [-]
i'm not a native english speaker but it's a german word as far i know
#31 - I love you 05/07/2014 on thanks for highlighting 0
#34 - jesus christ how horrifying 05/07/2014 on Flipping spiders man.. 0
#63 - hey guys hoenn remake was just confirmed so yeah hey 05/07/2014 on just a thought 0
#147 - stop smoking weed  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on grohl 0
User avatar #149 - mugenchamploo (05/07/2014) [-]
lol do you even shred bro??? Ill have you know i injected 17 marijuanas last night, and played "Free Bird" start to finish without breaking a sweat.
#143 - I'm sure he's glad he has keyboard warriors like you around to…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on grohl 0
User avatar #145 - mugenchamploo (05/07/2014) [-]
He probably would be, especially if he heard my musical talents at some point shortly after. You know you just inspired me to get the music ive written into the ears of an amazing musician and influential person like Dave. Thank you lazorman, for you have opened my eyes to the fact that the only way to convince a person whom possesses an intellect which borders on the imbecilic, is to show them in real life that they are spitting garbage out of their mouth. Keep an eye out, i may throw you a backhanded credit to my success in the next decade.
User avatar #147 - lazorman (05/07/2014) [-]
stop smoking weed
User avatar #149 - mugenchamploo (05/07/2014) [-]
lol do you even shred bro??? Ill have you know i injected 17 marijuanas last night, and played "Free Bird" start to finish without breaking a sweat.
#82 - It must be fun to be Dave Grohl. ya know, thinking that e…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/06/2014 on grohl 0
User avatar #127 - mugenchamploo (05/06/2014) [-]
You know, it probably is fun.. To actually be one of the best musicians who ever walked this planet. I mean the guy just practiced and practiced and practiced until he could play every instrument better than pretty much anyone else. Then he fucking exploded and has been a hit musician for the last 20 years. But you know, shitty little kids on the internet who dont even play an instrument feel the need to criticize him for being way better than them at every aspect of life. Gubba Nub Nub Doo Raka
User avatar #143 - lazorman (05/07/2014) [-]
I'm sure he's glad he has keyboard warriors like you around to defend his honor
User avatar #145 - mugenchamploo (05/07/2014) [-]
He probably would be, especially if he heard my musical talents at some point shortly after. You know you just inspired me to get the music ive written into the ears of an amazing musician and influential person like Dave. Thank you lazorman, for you have opened my eyes to the fact that the only way to convince a person whom possesses an intellect which borders on the imbecilic, is to show them in real life that they are spitting garbage out of their mouth. Keep an eye out, i may throw you a backhanded credit to my success in the next decade.
User avatar #147 - lazorman (05/07/2014) [-]
stop smoking weed
User avatar #149 - mugenchamploo (05/07/2014) [-]
lol do you even shred bro??? Ill have you know i injected 17 marijuanas last night, and played "Free Bird" start to finish without breaking a sweat.
#21 - >person has good intentions, tries to help with social issu…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on So easy, my whole is... +26
User avatar #25 - tombobbusama (05/03/2014) [-]
In all fairness
>is in extremely anxiety-inducing situation, very stressed
>given shitty useless advice

#24 - tostito (05/03/2014) [-]
I've seen this post like 5 times and never thought like this before
#69 - >sound like  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on looks about rigth +22
#83 - spinaltap (05/03/2014) [-]
#68 - god, shut the **** up 05/03/2014 on looks about rigth +2
#94 - yo. **** jodie. 04/30/2014 on War feels +48
#34 - why is everyone so sweaty  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on The Epic Adventures of... +1
#59 - itsbendingtime (04/30/2014) [-]
the guy is sweaty because fat people are always greasy and sweaty
the woman is sweaty because she just gave birth.
#236 - glad to see doctors in the real world utilizing imgur 04/29/2014 on (untitled) +6
#37 - I have a future though.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Americans Need To Get this 0
User avatar #39 - usarmyexplain (04/28/2014) [-]
If you don't need anything from the military, don't join.
#36 - scotland is in the uk 04/28/2014 on Americans Need To Get this 0
#9 - that's what success looks like to YOU 04/27/2014 on Things You Should Never Say... 0
#41 - >mfw private university 04/27/2014 on Itchy Palms +5
#91 - this made me feel really good 04/27/2014 on Worth your time TRUST +1
#10 - okay DAD let me fix it for you in interval notation w… 04/27/2014 on Don't sweat it, and live... 0
#5 - >korn midi 04/27/2014 on Old Files +7
#59 - how in the **** is spongebob lust?  [+] (13 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Random Fact Comp 3 +14
User avatar #78 - mcassio (04/26/2014) [-]
Lust isnt just sex, its obsession to the point of fanaticism with one's interests. He is lustful about working at the KK, for example. This is why they call it "a lust for life."
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#169 - aangbingo (04/26/2014) [-]
"Lust is an emotion or feeling of intense desire in the body. The lust can take any form such as the lust for knowledge, the lust for sex or the lust for power. It can take such mundane forms as the lust for food as distinct from the need for food. Lust is a powerful psychological force producing intense wanting for an object, or circumstance fulfilling the emotion."

Gotta love going to more than one souce and then acting like a fucking know-it-all.
#174 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #176 - aangbingo (04/26/2014) [-]
Source was wikipedia.
#177 - zyketor (04/26/2014) [-]
....I've never understood how people reply to a comment I delete literally 1 second after I post it.

Anyway, I'm more inclined to believe a non random-person-on-the-internet-editable source than Wikipedia any day.

Also - At that douchbag anonymous, I got that from a Merriam Webster physical dictionary. Apparently Google got it from that.
User avatar #178 - aangbingo (04/26/2014) [-]
You're looking at lust as a noun, not a verb.

From your souce:
verb
verb: lust; 3rd person present: lusts; past tense: lusted; past participle: lusted; gerund or present participle: lusting

1.
have strong sexual desire for someone.
"he really lusted after me in those days"
synonyms: desire, be consumed with desire for, find sexually attractive, find sexy, crave, covet, want, wish for, long for, yearn for, hunger for, thirst for, ache for, burn for, pant for; More
informalhave the hots for, lech after/over, fancy, have a thing about/for, drool over, have the horn for
"he lusted after his employer's wife"
have a strong desire for something.
"pregnant women lusting for pickles and ice cream"
synonyms: crave, desire, be consumed with desire for, covet, have one's heart set on, want, wish for, long for, yearn for, dream of, hanker for, hanker after, hunger for, thirst for, ache for More
"she lusted after some unbridled adventure"
antonyms: be averse to
#180 - zyketor (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh, so you're telling me (by way of dictionary definition) that a "pregnant woman lusting for pickles" isn't sexually inclined?

But yea, sorry, I was wrong apparently. I am sorry for acting like such an asshole. Have this awesome gif in return.
User avatar #181 - aangbingo (04/26/2014) [-]
It depends on how you interpet it, but yeah "lusting" can mean both sexual and non-sexual.
No harm no foul, thanks for the gif.
#172 - Womens Study Major (04/26/2014) [-]
"Hurr hurr imma google "lust definition" on google and copy paste it like I'm some kinda smart guy lol ye that'll show him!

ye mang u rite guy above is a douche
User avatar #173 - aangbingo (04/26/2014) [-]
I was insulting myself with the second part, but yeah.
#75 - zyketor (04/26/2014) [-]
#70 - garymuthafuknoak (04/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 to #4 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
OH. HELLO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
WHY ARE YOU FACEPALMING MY COMMENT.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
IT IS 100% TRUE
User avatar #2 - Natelawl (09/15/2011) [-]
So, i payed attention to your comment on my content.
You said you produced music? I'd like to hear a bit! Link please? :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - lazorman (09/15/2011) [-]
haha sweet!
http://soundcloud.com/theshumster

the newest track i've made is for a remix contest... if you like it, you can vote for it on the 16th <3 lol
User avatar #1 - BobTheDestroyer (12/30/2010) [-]
why wont you love me?
User avatar #9 to #1 - lazorman (11/12/2012) [-]
yo idk gucci mang
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