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Date Signed Up:3/15/2010
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#39 - portals cant be placed on moving surfaces.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/06/2011 on wat (more funny in... 0
User avatar #40 - dedaluminus (06/06/2011) [-]
FALSE. In Portal 2, when you are disabling the neurotoxin production facility, they are placed on moving surfaces and do not dissipate.
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User avatar #389 - lazorman (06/06/2011) [-]
OH DARN thats true. sorry folks
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User avatar #42 - dedaluminus (06/06/2011) [-]
Pure speculation. Just because you haven't observed it, it can't be true?
For that matter, before the moon rocks existed, what did they use for portal surfaces? They did tests with portals for at least ten years before moon rocks. So there's no proof that they can't be placed on other surfaces. There is only proof that they can't be placed on black surfaces or non-flat surfaces.
User avatar #47 - Odobisean (06/06/2011) [-]
Actually Glados herself says that you can only place portals on an object that is moving at a constant speed in Portal 1 and since this is the Half Life universe there is no knowledge of when the Half Life universe people went to their moon/s.
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#29 - i love you youre so hot go out with me  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2011 on Girls on the Internet +6
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#159 - because they have guns and kill us. the "tens of thous… 06/06/2011 on I Thaught it was -1
#155 - ... so is this supposed to be directed to toward the US milita…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2011 on I Thaught it was -1
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User avatar #159 - lazorman (06/06/2011) [-]
because they have guns and kill us.
the "tens of thousands" of "innocent civilians" you are referring to being killed would actually be insurgents. if you want to blame a country for killing thousands of innocents, blame iraq. Saddam killed hundreds of thousands of kurdish people. just for being kurds. and were the bad guys?
#158 - mr skeltal (06/06/2011) [-]
fuck them. Their not American. We fight for America, they fight against america.
#346 - WHOA 36 DOWN. thats my new record! 05/31/2011 on FaceBook Funny Comp 2 -1
#51 - 1. post comment 2. sign out 3. post comment to the comme…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2011 on FaceBook Funny Comp 2 -36
User avatar #346 - lazorman (05/31/2011) [-]
WHOA 36 DOWN. thats my new record!
User avatar #150 - fadetometallica (05/30/2011) [-]
Hit "Hide All"
It hides everything from the same IP address
It wasn't him
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#59 - arziben (05/29/2011) [-]
I thumbed this (and the other) up
#49 - Q33 NY isnt even a proper name for any airline flight. therefo… 05/29/2011 on FaceBook Funny Comp 2 0
#62 - yeah a revolution would be so cool aw man youre so awesome yea… 05/29/2011 on international car discussion +7
#296 - Comment deleted 05/29/2011 on Funnyjunk vs Real Life PART 2 0
#73 - remember when youtube had the stars instead of the "likes…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2011 on Real housecat +23
#80 - fishinyourface (05/28/2011) [-]
#1627 - Comment deleted 05/28/2011 on the fuck 0
#26 - *YOU'RE i can see maybe once but EVERY SINGLE TIME WTF 05/28/2011 on How we poop +1
#12 - my name is ryan :(  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2011 on cheating compilation 0
User avatar #14 - freedfg (05/28/2011) [-]
same
#17 - metabeetle (05/28/2011) [-]
#18 - freedfg (05/28/2011) [-]
#56 - nope. but i did match up my pointer with that one. just for fun :D 05/27/2011 on Don't need a title +7
#26 - he was an extreme socialist (nationalist socialism) and is def…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2011 on Based on a true story -1
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#25 - well ya know. video games. a mouse with 2 clickers... those ar… 05/26/2011 on Apple Logo Fun v2 +1
#45 - *repost* 05/26/2011 on US vs. Canada +13
#58 - you said his music sucks. what music?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2011 on Ms.Bieber +1
User avatar #60 - HISHAMPWNS (05/25/2011) [-]
the shit you hear on the radio
or at a pre-teen girl's party
#93 - SWEET  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2011 on Online +1
#96 - nicrofl (05/25/2011) [-]
#92 - dude i made a delcious rap  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2011 on Online -5
User avatar #95 - JabbaTheGut (05/25/2011) [-]
What?
#175 - SNAIL ***** 05/25/2011 on Ohh Black People +37
#337 - close your eyes. youll see that color, with a black box in it,… 05/25/2011 on TRUE CYAN +2
#47 - yeah, most of this is BS... tsar bomba obviouslt wasnt test…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2011 on Random Facts 2 +5
User avatar #51 - marioconetwothreef (05/24/2011) [-]
As the description says, there is a death valley in russia. I know where you're coming from, as I thought that when i first saw that. I was all like "Man, maybe that's why it's so damn barren."
#60 - lordaurion (05/24/2011) [-]
That may be true but the fact remains that it was dropped over Mityushikha Bay nuclear testing range on Novaya Zemlya, not anywhere near a place called "Death Valley", second the bomb is officially cited at 50 MT not 57.
#374 - i hate it when wes till 05/24/2011 on Old Abandoned Building 0
#22 - fixed 05/24/2011 on A True Story +3
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User avatar #5 to #4 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
OH. HELLO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
WHY ARE YOU FACEPALMING MY COMMENT.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
IT IS 100% TRUE
User avatar #2 - Natelawl (09/15/2011) [-]
So, i payed attention to your comment on my content.
You said you produced music? I'd like to hear a bit! Link please? :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - lazorman (09/15/2011) [-]
haha sweet!
http://soundcloud.com/theshumster

the newest track i've made is for a remix contest... if you like it, you can vote for it on the 16th <3 lol
User avatar #1 - BobTheDestroyer (12/30/2010) [-]
why wont you love me?
User avatar #9 to #1 - lazorman (11/12/2012) [-]
yo idk gucci mang
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