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#175 - the battlefield series and the CoD series are TOTALLY differen… 11/11/2011 on Funny shit comp 14! +6
#316 - lol I am a producer, i use legit programs/synths/VSTis i wa… 11/05/2011 on how to dub step 0
#43 - aight fair enough. ONE LAST THING: while both skrillex …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2011 on how to dub step 0
User avatar #45 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
Iunno, I don't like the music so it's hard for me to really say.

But if I had to pick one to listen to it'd be Skrillex, even though he looks like a hipster cock-whore :p
User avatar #52 - IAmAdamSavage (11/05/2011) [-]
But....deadmau5 isn't dubstep D:
And neither is Skrillex!
User avatar #63 - InfernalOneShot (11/05/2011) [-]
Deadmau5 is amazing is what he is :P. I don't really give a fuck about Skrillex though
#39 - LOL dude i **** you not, i started listening to …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2011 on how to dub step +6
#181 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [-]
SO. MUCH. FEEL.
#38 - that wasn't me who thumb ed down <////3 <--- y…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/05/2011 on how to dub step -3
User avatar #67 - DropDeadShred (11/05/2011) [-]
I don't like debstep, but I will help a bro out.
Download Cool Edit Pro 2.1 (it's free if you look around enough)
then google Monkey Machine drums, also free
make a beat and record it onto cool edit pro
then if you have a bass or a keyboard record your melodies and edit them, if you don't have any instruments, just hum or something, you might even be able to find free bass software.
It's pretty simple, just get a basic beat, some bass and an melody over the top, edit them until they sound all electronic and your done. :)
User avatar #316 - lazorman (11/05/2011) [-]
lol I am a producer, i use legit programs/synths/VSTis
i was just wondering what he was using :P
User avatar #40 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
I honestly wish I could tell you, I google searched 'free dubstep mixers' r something and eventually found it after sorting through a bunch of shit ones. This was a couple months ago when I first hear of Skrillex and 'Deadmau5'. (I don't like either but Skrillex is much better).

I deleted it while ago too after making a few 'songs', cause I like made my point sorry dude :p
User avatar #43 - lazorman (11/05/2011) [-]
aight fair enough.

ONE LAST THING: while both skrillex and deadmau5 both make great music and are excellent producers, deadmau5 is much more talented than skrillex.
so do you mean you just like his music better, or do you think he IS better :P
User avatar #45 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
Iunno, I don't like the music so it's hard for me to really say.

But if I had to pick one to listen to it'd be Skrillex, even though he looks like a hipster cock-whore :p
User avatar #52 - IAmAdamSavage (11/05/2011) [-]
But....deadmau5 isn't dubstep D:
And neither is Skrillex!
User avatar #63 - InfernalOneShot (11/05/2011) [-]
Deadmau5 is amazing is what he is :P. I don't really give a fuck about Skrillex though
User avatar #42 - mowamba (11/05/2011) [-]
if you used google it was probably audiotool.com
User avatar #44 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
it wasn't on a ite I made them though, it was a program like on your computer.
User avatar #46 - mowamba (11/05/2011) [-]
ohh, maybe ableton live or fl studio
#34 - AH, well in 15 that means you used some silly program, and pro…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/05/2011 on how to dub step -4
User avatar #37 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
No, you assign the previoulsy recorded 'drum' sounds to certain keys on your keyboard.

example; AB ABB AB ACABAC

could be A as a bass drum, B as a snare, and C as maybe a high-hat or something.

Then there's different mechanics you can add on top like your ambient noises etc.

Then after you complete it you could go in and edit it, add parts take away parts, go in and add your 'drops'. And change the speed and stuff.

There was alot more to it than that but you see what I'm saying, you don't just use templates on the thing I used.

''Sorry, didn't mean to be rude, but watch as I thumb down everything you say because I don't agree with you.''
User avatar #38 - lazorman (11/05/2011) [-]
that wasn't me who thumbed down

<////3 <--- you did that

just for curiosity's sake, what was the program called?
User avatar #67 - DropDeadShred (11/05/2011) [-]
I don't like debstep, but I will help a bro out.
Download Cool Edit Pro 2.1 (it's free if you look around enough)
then google Monkey Machine drums, also free
make a beat and record it onto cool edit pro
then if you have a bass or a keyboard record your melodies and edit them, if you don't have any instruments, just hum or something, you might even be able to find free bass software.
It's pretty simple, just get a basic beat, some bass and an melody over the top, edit them until they sound all electronic and your done. :)
User avatar #316 - lazorman (11/05/2011) [-]
lol I am a producer, i use legit programs/synths/VSTis
i was just wondering what he was using :P
User avatar #40 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
I honestly wish I could tell you, I google searched 'free dubstep mixers' r something and eventually found it after sorting through a bunch of shit ones. This was a couple months ago when I first hear of Skrillex and 'Deadmau5'. (I don't like either but Skrillex is much better).

I deleted it while ago too after making a few 'songs', cause I like made my point sorry dude :p
User avatar #43 - lazorman (11/05/2011) [-]
aight fair enough.

ONE LAST THING: while both skrillex and deadmau5 both make great music and are excellent producers, deadmau5 is much more talented than skrillex.
so do you mean you just like his music better, or do you think he IS better :P
User avatar #45 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
Iunno, I don't like the music so it's hard for me to really say.

But if I had to pick one to listen to it'd be Skrillex, even though he looks like a hipster cock-whore :p
User avatar #52 - IAmAdamSavage (11/05/2011) [-]
But....deadmau5 isn't dubstep D:
And neither is Skrillex!
User avatar #63 - InfernalOneShot (11/05/2011) [-]
Deadmau5 is amazing is what he is :P. I don't really give a fuck about Skrillex though
User avatar #42 - mowamba (11/05/2011) [-]
if you used google it was probably audiotool.com
User avatar #44 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
it wasn't on a ite I made them though, it was a program like on your computer.
User avatar #46 - mowamba (11/05/2011) [-]
ohh, maybe ableton live or fl studio
#32 - IMO, skrillex is the best and worst thing to happen to EDM. …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2011 on how to dub step +3
User avatar #36 - Laquisha (11/05/2011) [-]
Exactly. I've always felt like such a hipster when I complain about it (for good reason haha)
#39 - lazorman (11/05/2011) [-]
LOL dude i shit you not,

i started listening to skrillex a while ago, then some other dubstep artists and such.

i showed all the people I know, and they were like "that sux" or "st00pid so ghey"

now they all listen to this shit :I

feels bad man
#181 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [-]
SO. MUCH. FEEL.
#31 - try it. let's see if you are as good as the "monkeys"…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/05/2011 on how to dub step 0
User avatar #33 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
I have actually.

And I showed people at school and they were telling me how 'sick the drop is' and how the beat is 'boss'.

I made it in 15 minutes.

Mind you I play the guitar and have a basic knowledge on music, but still it's not hard, and you can make 'songs' with basic programs you download for free off the internet.
User avatar #34 - lazorman (11/05/2011) [-]
AH, well in 15 that means you used some silly program, and prolly just arranged loops right? yes anyone can do that

sorry, didn't mean to be rude <3
User avatar #37 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
No, you assign the previoulsy recorded 'drum' sounds to certain keys on your keyboard.

example; AB ABB AB ACABAC

could be A as a bass drum, B as a snare, and C as maybe a high-hat or something.

Then there's different mechanics you can add on top like your ambient noises etc.

Then after you complete it you could go in and edit it, add parts take away parts, go in and add your 'drops'. And change the speed and stuff.

There was alot more to it than that but you see what I'm saying, you don't just use templates on the thing I used.

''Sorry, didn't mean to be rude, but watch as I thumb down everything you say because I don't agree with you.''
User avatar #38 - lazorman (11/05/2011) [-]
that wasn't me who thumbed down

<////3 <--- you did that

just for curiosity's sake, what was the program called?
User avatar #67 - DropDeadShred (11/05/2011) [-]
I don't like debstep, but I will help a bro out.
Download Cool Edit Pro 2.1 (it's free if you look around enough)
then google Monkey Machine drums, also free
make a beat and record it onto cool edit pro
then if you have a bass or a keyboard record your melodies and edit them, if you don't have any instruments, just hum or something, you might even be able to find free bass software.
It's pretty simple, just get a basic beat, some bass and an melody over the top, edit them until they sound all electronic and your done. :)
User avatar #316 - lazorman (11/05/2011) [-]
lol I am a producer, i use legit programs/synths/VSTis
i was just wondering what he was using :P
User avatar #40 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
I honestly wish I could tell you, I google searched 'free dubstep mixers' r something and eventually found it after sorting through a bunch of shit ones. This was a couple months ago when I first hear of Skrillex and 'Deadmau5'. (I don't like either but Skrillex is much better).

I deleted it while ago too after making a few 'songs', cause I like made my point sorry dude :p
User avatar #43 - lazorman (11/05/2011) [-]
aight fair enough.

ONE LAST THING: while both skrillex and deadmau5 both make great music and are excellent producers, deadmau5 is much more talented than skrillex.
so do you mean you just like his music better, or do you think he IS better :P
User avatar #45 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
Iunno, I don't like the music so it's hard for me to really say.

But if I had to pick one to listen to it'd be Skrillex, even though he looks like a hipster cock-whore :p
User avatar #52 - IAmAdamSavage (11/05/2011) [-]
But....deadmau5 isn't dubstep D:
And neither is Skrillex!
User avatar #63 - InfernalOneShot (11/05/2011) [-]
Deadmau5 is amazing is what he is :P. I don't really give a fuck about Skrillex though
User avatar #42 - mowamba (11/05/2011) [-]
if you used google it was probably audiotool.com
User avatar #44 - jinjo (11/05/2011) [-]
it wasn't on a ite I made them though, it was a program like on your computer.
User avatar #46 - mowamba (11/05/2011) [-]
ohh, maybe ableton live or fl studio
#152 - YEAH THIS ISN'T FUNNY 11/04/2011 on Remember these guys? +11
#1275 - no ******* way 11/04/2011 on Parrot +2
#35 - Nothin more awesome than this.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2011 on Pure GENIUS! +4
#148 - adsheed (11/04/2011) [-]
#34 - Take pictures, make them black and white. MEME. 11/04/2011 on Pure GENIUS! +49
#26 - did you LOOK at the last picture? ****** hilarious 11/04/2011 on 123123123 -1
#75 - ALL DIS FOR DAT 11/04/2011 on Facebook Trolling OC +12
#44 - That friday is an off day at my school :DDDDD me and my… 11/03/2011 on Fucking Skyrim 0
#404 - >Compared to what, Doom engine? >I can name 5 games w… 11/02/2011 on Skyrim 0
#149 - I was thumb #666... COINCIDENCE?????? o.0 jk jk <3 11/02/2011 on Read Description +2
#401 - >same engine >same graphics >same gameplay &…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2011 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #402 - awesomesauceb (11/02/2011) [-]
>Great engine
>Graphics can't get better
>Great gameplay
>Same
>Same
>Same

>Completely different game and add-ons.
User avatar #404 - lazorman (11/02/2011) [-]
>Compared to what, Doom engine?
>I can name 5 games with better graphics :I
>Doesn't matter how good a meal is; if you've had it every day for the past 4 years, wouldn't it get old?
#108 - yup that's what I'm sayin broseidon.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2011 on Skyrim -2
User avatar #320 - awesomesauceb (10/31/2011) [-]
It's funny because EVERY single game has brand new features and maps, guns, and everything else.
User avatar #401 - lazorman (11/02/2011) [-]
>same engine
>same graphics
>same gameplay
>different guns
>different maps
>different setting

>same game, new add-ons.
User avatar #402 - awesomesauceb (11/02/2011) [-]
>Great engine
>Graphics can't get better
>Great gameplay
>Same
>Same
>Same

>Completely different game and add-ons.
User avatar #404 - lazorman (11/02/2011) [-]
>Compared to what, Doom engine?
>I can name 5 games with better graphics :I
>Doesn't matter how good a meal is; if you've had it every day for the past 4 years, wouldn't it get old?
#40 - the word "series" implies that it has different game…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/31/2011 on Skyrim -2
User avatar #69 - awesomesauceb (10/31/2011) [-]
So, CoD, CoD 2: BRO, CoD 3, CoD 4: MW, CoD 5: WaW, CoD 6: MW2, CoD 7: BO, And soon CoD 8: MW3 are ALL exactly the same, in every way? No, each has different qualities. I bet you're a BF3 fan boy though, so whatever.
User avatar #108 - lazorman (10/31/2011) [-]
yup that's what I'm sayin broseidon.
User avatar #320 - awesomesauceb (10/31/2011) [-]
It's funny because EVERY single game has brand new features and maps, guns, and everything else.
User avatar #401 - lazorman (11/02/2011) [-]
>same engine
>same graphics
>same gameplay
>different guns
>different maps
>different setting

>same game, new add-ons.
User avatar #402 - awesomesauceb (11/02/2011) [-]
>Great engine
>Graphics can't get better
>Great gameplay
>Same
>Same
>Same

>Completely different game and add-ons.
User avatar #404 - lazorman (11/02/2011) [-]
>Compared to what, Doom engine?
>I can name 5 games with better graphics :I
>Doesn't matter how good a meal is; if you've had it every day for the past 4 years, wouldn't it get old?
#37 - It's story is very engrossing. Sometimes, I don't really like … 10/31/2011 on Skyrim 0
#103 - Comment deleted 10/30/2011 on here ya go +6
#44 - thats why i was forced to buy it on xbox... i have many fon… 10/29/2011 on BF3 0
#176 - but they're not from the same relevant time period. I dno't th… 10/29/2011 on childhood horrors 0
#168 - When the **** were you born... THe chick from corali…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2011 on childhood horrors 0
User avatar #173 - zebrasocks (10/29/2011) [-]
I realized that, idiot. there are like 20 other comments saying so, no point in posting it over and over trying to get thumbs.
User avatar #198 - mhmyup (10/29/2011) [-]
I thumbed down your content because you're a dick.

just saiyan.
User avatar #176 - lazorman (10/29/2011) [-]
but they're not from the same relevant time period. I dno't think you understand.

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User avatar #5 to #4 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
OH. HELLO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
WHY ARE YOU FACEPALMING MY COMMENT.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
IT IS 100% TRUE
User avatar #2 - Natelawl (09/15/2011) [-]
So, i payed attention to your comment on my content.
You said you produced music? I'd like to hear a bit! Link please? :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - lazorman (09/15/2011) [-]
haha sweet!
http://soundcloud.com/theshumster

the newest track i've made is for a remix contest... if you like it, you can vote for it on the 16th <3 lol
User avatar #1 - BobTheDestroyer (12/30/2010) [-]
why wont you love me?
User avatar #9 to #1 - lazorman (11/12/2012) [-]
yo idk gucci mang
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