lazorman

Rank #7756 on Comments
lazorman Avatar Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
Offline
Send mail to lazorman Block lazorman Invite lazorman to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:3/15/2010
Last Login:1/31/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#21276
Comment Ranking:#7756
Highest Content Rank:#4947
Highest Comment Rank:#1541
Content Thumbs: 676 total,  963 ,  287
Comment Thumbs: 6432 total,  8149 ,  1717
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 66 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 67 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:3
Content Views:34192
Times Content Favorited:37 times
Total Comments Made:1876
FJ Points:2899
Favorite Tags: giggity (24) | funny (4) | sexy (4) | win (4) | epic (3) | giggty (3) | i (3) | Babies (2) | black (2) | derp (2) | dolan (2) | oh yeah (2) | pig (2) | the (2) | troll (2)

latest user's comments

#192 - I **** YOU NOT i have that EXACT BEAR!!!!! my … 08/12/2011 on Omegle TeddyTroll +4
#185 - well its also a blatant repost... sorry :\ 08/11/2011 on Colorful Ants -2
#39 - oh i didnt actually look at the equation :p  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2011 on College Comic Comp 0
#42 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
Its used to find the roots or factors of a polynomial equation fucktards.
#60 - i honestly think the whole "sandwich" thing is way o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2011 on Boy Help +4
#73 - kittywithaguitar has deleted their comment.
#37 - if you become some type of physicist or something? :P  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2011 on College Comic Comp 0
User avatar #38 - darkfuzion (08/10/2011) [-]
That is the quadratic formula its to figure out the slope of a line on a graph or something like that

But im sure it involves graphs
User avatar #39 - lazorman (08/10/2011) [-]
oh i didnt actually look at the equation :p
#42 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
Its used to find the roots or factors of a polynomial equation fucktards.
#560 - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 08/10/2011 on Why My Boyfriend is AWESOME -3
#558 - the only question is... which is she?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2011 on Why My Boyfriend is AWESOME -3
#570 - jinxs (08/10/2011) [-]
its not real. foreveralone.jpg
#1 - i laughed at the randomness of it. :) 08/09/2011 on Mac keyboard at its best 0
#124 - omg f-ing lol 08/09/2011 on History is awesome 0
#39 - Comment deleted 08/07/2011 on Longboard rage 0
#234 - ...dessert? 08/07/2011 on best spaceballs part +1
#166 - ok, the amount of nuclear waste a large plant produces in a YE… 07/29/2011 on Alternative Energy Sources 0
#10 - ***********  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2011 on Old vs. New +2
User avatar #16 - roxymaverick (07/28/2011) [-]
tribbles
#24 - what make it great for everyone?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2011 on If I Ran the World 0
#25 - Mandible (07/28/2011) [-]
Green Wine Glasses
#46 - i was literally JUST about to put that 07/28/2011 on google earth finds part 2 -1
#31 - why are there so many of the same thing o_O  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2011 on Harry Potter Facts Part 7 +7
#50 - anonymous (07/28/2011) [-]
if he wont cockblock then who will?
User avatar #35 - jirichi (07/28/2011) [-]
Cause harry is a Class 1 cockblocker
#43 - nuclear is one of the safest, most reliable energy sources aro…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2011 on Alternative Energy Sources +14
#64 - KFCownz (07/28/2011) [-]
the thing is where do we put the nuclear waste?

I prefer solar power over wind because youll get some days where there is no wind so no power , and you'll like like a Amish rich family
User avatar #166 - lazorman (07/29/2011) [-]
ok, the amount of nuclear waste a large plant produces in a YEAR wouldnt even fill up a car... so
User avatar #48 - demandsgayversion (07/28/2011) [-]
I remember that time that wind energy plant blew up. Wind got everywhere, and it deformed people's babies for generations! Oh wait....
User avatar #56 - DmOnZ (07/28/2011) [-]
Only reason things like that happen are not the power plants themselves, it's the people running them, for example in japan, if the technicians had done their job and properly calibrate the emergency release valve they would've been able to stop the leek, and Chernobyl, well that's in the fucking Ukraine so it doesn't really make a difference that it blew up...
#58 - xyxoz (07/28/2011) [-]
I was going to gripe about how an earthquake/tsunami could fuck up calibration, but then I realized you misspelled "leak" as "leek", and have a hilarious image of a giant leek crashing into a nuclear plant.
Long story short: I was gonna thumbs you down, but you made me laugh, so I just commented on onions.
Longs story short story short: Lol, nuclear onions.
User avatar #52 - anonymouslive (07/28/2011) [-]
Totally stoned and read your comment. There's now Cookies all over my snuggie... thumbed up, man.
User avatar #61 - demandsgayversion (07/28/2011) [-]
That really makes my day, I want you to know. It feels good to make a stoner's snuggy messy. You have a great high my †rïþþêÐ öµ† friend ^^
#42 - AMEN 07/28/2011 on Alternative Energy Sources 0
#41 - it also COSTS a whole lot more produces MUCH LESS ENERGY …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2011 on Alternative Energy Sources +7
User avatar #53 - captainrattrap (07/28/2011) [-]
But tha nuclear byproduct is ridiculous!!
User avatar #59 - xyxoz (07/28/2011) [-]
Solar panels cost way too much, coal and oil hurt the environment regularly, windmills are too inefficient, nuclear plants have catastrophic failures.
Long story short, us having power sucks for everything else.
User avatar #160 - captainrattrap (07/28/2011) [-]
Well if society worked better tha labor costs for makig solar panels wouldn't be such an issue, so in a perfect world, that would work. Too bad we're all gonna die in ww3 or cold war 2....
#62 - nonono sorry torrent the GaME gta 4 lol 07/28/2011 on GTA 4 Carmageddon 3 0
#7 - UKF presents a lot of the things that are TERRIBLE about the n… 07/27/2011 on Dubstepzzz +1
#4 - oh you.... ;) 07/27/2011 on Dubstepzzz +1
#1 - I like the new and old kinds of dubstep. UKF, however, is s…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Dubstepzzz +1
#5 - anonymous (07/27/2011) [-]
UKF isnt shit.. Thats like saying A genre of music is sick. UKF has so much variety its insane, ignorant twat. :) I agree with this those, DUBSTEP + ORGRASM + WUBS = death<3
User avatar #7 - lazorman (07/27/2011) [-]
UKF presents a lot of the things that are TERRIBLE about the newer kidn of dubstep, with the higher register and such. some of it is SEXY, like flux pavilion, one of my favorite producers. the rest is meh... IMO
User avatar #6 - zzombiee (07/27/2011) [-]
LOLZ :D
User avatar #2 - zzombiee (07/27/2011) [-]
i just picked that one because it was the first one that popped up :D
User avatar #4 - lazorman (07/27/2011) [-]
oh you.... ;)
#3 - do you know a good link to torrent this?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2011 on GTA 4 Carmageddon 3 0
#6 - rapezone has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - lazorman (07/28/2011) [-]
nonono sorry torrent the GaME gta 4 lol
User avatar #7 - slaya (07/27/2011) [-]
its -9

and i say how in the first vid
User avatar #21 - Muffinboy (07/27/2011) [-]
But what you dont say is that Carmageddon 3 is just a mash up of the videos Carmageddon and Carmageddon 2....
#3 - i always thought that was weird, because she looks like 13... … 07/26/2011 on Lost son of Charlie Sheen 0
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 700

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #5 to #4 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
OH. HELLO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
WHY ARE YOU FACEPALMING MY COMMENT.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
IT IS 100% TRUE
User avatar #2 - Natelawl (09/15/2011) [-]
So, i payed attention to your comment on my content.
You said you produced music? I'd like to hear a bit! Link please? :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - lazorman (09/15/2011) [-]
haha sweet!
http://soundcloud.com/theshumster

the newest track i've made is for a remix contest... if you like it, you can vote for it on the 16th <3 lol
User avatar #1 - BobTheDestroyer (12/30/2010) [-]
why wont you love me?
User avatar #9 to #1 - lazorman (11/12/2012) [-]
yo idk gucci mang
 Friends (0)