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lazorman

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Date Signed Up:3/15/2010
Last Login:3/30/2015
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#11 - b-but... condoms are sealed in a wrapper how did she soak …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Where's the fire? 0
#12 - anonymous (03/13/2015) [-]
uhm, the hole she poked?
#59 - I think it has more to do with economic status than race …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Misunderstood Urban Youth +11
User avatar #72 - joegrove (03/11/2015) [-]
*black people
#99 - binuclear (03/12/2015) [-]
Only poor people riot, loot, and steal black people.
Is that better?
#24 - not puns just plays on words smh 03/10/2015 on Punny Food States Comp -1
#123 - "men" as if women aren't just as bad (if not wor…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Friendzone +2
User avatar #128 - hemomagus (03/09/2015) [-]
yes but most of the time we don't go on facebook and cry about being "friendzoned again" also we didn't make up a whole word for when someone just doesn't like you back.
#76 - my kids or grandkids will probably ask me why my generation di…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2015 on North Korea Fact Comp Bonus +1
User avatar #79 - mutzaki (03/08/2015) [-]
We can't fix every injustice in the world, and countries are allowed independece. That's also why we can't just magically fix starvation in Africa. If we try to strong-arm these fucked up nations, it'll just lead to World War III, and then our grandchildren would despise us for that instead.
User avatar #139 - nanako (03/08/2015) [-]
you can't fix africa because it's inhabitants are too dumb to run stable societies, and the infrastructure needed to regularly feed everyone.
User avatar #140 - mutzaki (03/08/2015) [-]
Well, the warlords and the other ones in charge are the dumb ones, but it's not completely inhabited by fucktards.
User avatar #141 - nanako (03/08/2015) [-]
south africa is currently going backwards. White farmers there are regularly murdered in "revenge for racism" happening abroad. people in south africa died because of mike brown.

And when a farmer dies, their land is left fallow. nobody knows how to grow shit. the principles of agriculture and animal husbandry are not as simple as they look. You kill a farmer, you got less food.

Warlords tend to be the more intelligent ones. They're sure as hell not the ones starving. Africans seem to have no desire to learn useful skills or gain self sufficiency. The most properous days were during colonialism, and they want it back content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1713275,00.html
User avatar #144 - mutzaki (03/08/2015) [-]
South Africa is a country with a lot of racial history. Sure, it's not a place where most of us would want to live, and it's held back by racism and questionable politics, but it's one of the most advanced countries in Africa, and doesn't suffer from famine.

The warlords are "dumb" in the sense that they're the cancer to a huge part of the continent. Their malevolent selfishness is what's keeping Africa in the overall state it is in. They're keeping themselves well fed, but that's because they're using the rest of the population, and use up all the foreign aid meant for the ones who suffer. It's frankly quite ridiculous to claim that Africans "have no desire to learn useful skills or gain self sufficiency", when the continent is riddled with war and dictators that rule with iron fists.

For there to be a change, the people will have to riot, and dictators need to be overthrown, but that's a lot easier said than done.
#29 - here the full text, it's like 12 lines haha  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Holy shit 0
User avatar #30 - yodaiam (03/08/2015) [-]
scawesome as fuck scary/awesome
#24 - in the story it wasn't a "computer" like what you're…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Holy shit 0
User avatar #28 - yodaiam (03/08/2015) [-]
ok. So it was a vast network of computers, making a hive mind of sorts?
User avatar #29 - lazorman (03/08/2015) [-]
here the full text, it's like 12 lines haha
www.roma1.infn.it/~anzel/answer.html
User avatar #30 - yodaiam (03/08/2015) [-]
scawesome as fuck scary/awesome
#23 - fantastic story 03/08/2015 on Holy shit 0
#30 - it's an illustration. they can/have made illustrations lik… 03/07/2015 on Neat +2
#188 - source your **** wait but why has a lot … 03/04/2015 on The Fermi Paradox +2
#95 - wow the US should be more like pakistan!!!!!1!!!!1 one 1!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Pakistan arrest... +1
User avatar #96 - donatelo (03/04/2015) [-]
hehe i see you forgot to shift towards the end friend :^)
#28 - this is getting out of hand  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on (1) Funnyjunk - Funny... +27
#58 - ktom (03/03/2015) [-]
I was expecting red thumbs. I only did it because of the description
#42 - lol @ collage 03/01/2015 on the unfortunate truth +8
#150 - >2015 >people who aren't anglo or germanic still bel… 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash +1
#164 - >your'e 02/22/2015 on a title +2
#102 - >Russia >economically powerful 02/21/2015 on Russia +2
#82 - I ******* love gavin 02/19/2015 on The differences here... 0
#10 - I ******* love this film 02/18/2015 on B Movie 0
#18 - I can smell him and hear his laugh through my screen 02/18/2015 on Stay classy m'ladies 0
#48 - Personal story of IRL cringin: end of summer I was at… 02/18/2015 on Social media comp 13 +1
#12 - wine is for getting drunk faster with something that tastes be… 02/16/2015 on How to Have The Best... 0
#25 - it was when I was in like, 4th grade alas, they are long gone 02/15/2015 on The fabulous adventures of... +2
#19 - I made the dopest pivot **** back in the day  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2015 on The fabulous adventures of... +9
#24 - deathchain (02/15/2015) [-]
Save any of them as .gifs?
User avatar #25 - lazorman (02/15/2015) [-]
it was when I was in like, 4th grade
alas, they are long gone
#54 - "america makes no sense, as usual" - probably a fat … 02/15/2015 on school names 0
#8 - I think it's the opposite actually especially nowadays. wh… 02/15/2015 on How to spot a stoner 0

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User avatar #5 to #4 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
OH. HELLO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
WHY ARE YOU FACEPALMING MY COMMENT.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
IT IS 100% TRUE
User avatar #2 - Natelawl (09/15/2011) [-]
So, i payed attention to your comment on my content.
You said you produced music? I'd like to hear a bit! Link please? :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - lazorman (09/15/2011) [-]
haha sweet!
http://soundcloud.com/theshumster

the newest track i've made is for a remix contest... if you like it, you can vote for it on the 16th <3 lol
User avatar #1 - BobTheDestroyer (12/30/2010) [-]
why wont you love me?
User avatar #9 to #1 - lazorman (11/12/2012) [-]
yo idk gucci mang
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