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lazorman

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Date Signed Up:3/15/2010
Last Login:6/02/2015
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#33 - depression is great because this kind of feeling can wash over…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Comic about depression +1
#46 - huehuehueone (05/28/2015) [-]
this is pretty accurate actually
#65 - so pre-op trans people with past hormone treatment (boobs, bas…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Interesting Facts +23
User avatar #114 - lazypaul (05/28/2015) [-]
Normal men don't want to be shoved into a prison cell with violent rapists either.
User avatar #134 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/28/2015) [-]
yea that's so true. The prison system is fucked, you send some 18 yr old in for possession of pot and after being raped, getting beaten daily, shanked, and being forced to hang around murderers, do you really think at the end of their sentence they'll turn out to be upstanding citizens? I think violent crimes and nonviolent crimes should be housed in 2 different places.
#30 - >joke clear by the second panel, obvious by the third &… 05/27/2015 on Resist capitalism +9
#44 - I'd like to thank mom and dad for blessing me with a long, thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Being fat is AWESOME!... +3
#56 - combined (05/26/2015) [-]
Thin frame masterrace.
#129 - see but that's just wrong again vs also…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on this made my heart happy. 0
User avatar #130 - darksideofthebeast (05/25/2015) [-]
money value =/= overall value.
Break your phone and see if it's worth anything. Then put a case on it and it stays valuable.
Also, acting as if you're a phone doesn't help, you're not a machine that can do numerous things. You're a human being.

What's more valuable, a guitarist or a guitar? A guitarist is like the civilian, yea, he/she might be capable of doing amazing things, but what can he/she do without a guitar?
Now imagine the guitar being the people that fight for you.
Without those people/dogs, you wouldn't be able to sit here and argue with me about things.

Also, not having a case doesn't make a phone completely useless. But a case isn't necessary. Where as having men, women and dogs fight for our freedom is.

And if you say it isn't, then you're ignorant. I agree war isn't necessary, but because it is happening, they MUST fight for us.
#127 - It's memorial day, I'm sick, and I have a lot of free time rig…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on this made my heart happy. 0
User avatar #128 - darksideofthebeast (05/25/2015) [-]
Yes, a phone case is more valuable. Because without the phone case, you could drop it in water and then it couldn't work at all. Making it utterly useless and worth nothing.
So then the case would be worth more. A dog that fights for your freedom is worth more than someone just sitting at home doing nothing. Including, but not limited to, myself.
User avatar #130 - darksideofthebeast (05/25/2015) [-]
money value =/= overall value.
Break your phone and see if it's worth anything. Then put a case on it and it stays valuable.
Also, acting as if you're a phone doesn't help, you're not a machine that can do numerous things. You're a human being.

What's more valuable, a guitarist or a guitar? A guitarist is like the civilian, yea, he/she might be capable of doing amazing things, but what can he/she do without a guitar?
Now imagine the guitar being the people that fight for you.
Without those people/dogs, you wouldn't be able to sit here and argue with me about things.

Also, not having a case doesn't make a phone completely useless. But a case isn't necessary. Where as having men, women and dogs fight for our freedom is.

And if you say it isn't, then you're ignorant. I agree war isn't necessary, but because it is happening, they MUST fight for us.
#35 - does his religion forbid unibrow plucking too?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Harman Singh +4
User avatar #38 - sonsofsol (05/25/2015) [-]
yes.
#53 - oh dude I promise that I, as a conscious human being, am much …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2015 on this made my heart happy. +11
User avatar #126 - darksideofthebeast (05/25/2015) [-]
A dog that fights for your freedom is worth more than someone who sits on fj and bitches about it. Including me. Accept it.
User avatar #127 - lazorman (05/25/2015) [-]
It's memorial day, I'm sick, and I have a lot of free time right now, so I want to make sure you know how incorrect you are. Let's dive into this:

1. it is a dog. I love dogs, don't get me wrong, but they will do anything they have been trained to do. Guard dogs, rescue dogs, hunting dogs, service dogs, backyard pets, they all do what they have been conditioned and trained to do since birth. I am not going to say I respect a military dog for the same reason I would not say I hate a dog who has been trained (for example) by a murderer to hide bodies. they are animals that do what they have been brought up to do.

2. what you're saying is that an animal that fights to protect civilians has more value than the people it is fighting for. That seems like a strange thing to say. A simile to this I have in my head is a phone case. If you were to put on a phone case, designed to protect phones, that is more valuable than the phone itself, that wouldn't make any sense. At that point, damage to the case in lieu of the phone itself becomes more costly. So, what I think is happening is that you are confusing valiance with value. Just because an animal is "brave" (though as I have outlined in point 1, an animal has no concept of bravery and does only what it is trained to do) doesn't mean it is more valuable to society than a human being who might not be "brave" enough to go to war.

Now maybe you think that YOU are worth less than a dog. That's fine, that's your personal opinion, self-value is intrinsic by definition. But don't sit there and tell the world you think that some dog-who-happened-to-be-bred-into-the-military's life is worth more than a human's in general.
User avatar #128 - darksideofthebeast (05/25/2015) [-]
Yes, a phone case is more valuable. Because without the phone case, you could drop it in water and then it couldn't work at all. Making it utterly useless and worth nothing.
So then the case would be worth more. A dog that fights for your freedom is worth more than someone just sitting at home doing nothing. Including, but not limited to, myself.
User avatar #130 - darksideofthebeast (05/25/2015) [-]
money value =/= overall value.
Break your phone and see if it's worth anything. Then put a case on it and it stays valuable.
Also, acting as if you're a phone doesn't help, you're not a machine that can do numerous things. You're a human being.

What's more valuable, a guitarist or a guitar? A guitarist is like the civilian, yea, he/she might be capable of doing amazing things, but what can he/she do without a guitar?
Now imagine the guitar being the people that fight for you.
Without those people/dogs, you wouldn't be able to sit here and argue with me about things.

Also, not having a case doesn't make a phone completely useless. But a case isn't necessary. Where as having men, women and dogs fight for our freedom is.

And if you say it isn't, then you're ignorant. I agree war isn't necessary, but because it is happening, they MUST fight for us.
#16 - I'm a civilian and I am almost positive I am worth more than the dog  [+] (17 new replies) 05/24/2015 on this made my heart happy. +12
User avatar #52 - ayumu (05/25/2015) [-]
Not in combat, you aren't.
#101 - anonymous (05/25/2015) [-]
All right, let's see here. Let's say that there's a war where a country has been forced to draft all of their soldiers, leaving the vast majority of them untrained civilians. Now, if we were to remove all those soldiers, but kept the dogs, how would that side fare? Conversely, if we keep the civilians, but removed all the dogs, do you honestly think that they would fare worse than in the previous scenario?

While dogs serve rather important roles, they cannot hold weapons, they're not nearly as intelligent, they're more vulnerable, and I'm not even sure how well they'd be able to differentiate between civilian and enemy. I know you guys love the romanticized notion that dogs are so very amazing and brave, and are on equal grounds as any soldier, but it is just that - a romanticization. Any human soldier, even with no military training, serves a far more important role than a dog.
User avatar #41 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2015) [-]
No, no you're not. Those dogs fight for you just as hard as all those men and women.
You are nothing, they are everything.
User avatar #53 - lazorman (05/25/2015) [-]
oh dude I promise that I, as a conscious human being, am much more than nothing and that dog, as a trained animal, is much less than everything
User avatar #126 - darksideofthebeast (05/25/2015) [-]
A dog that fights for your freedom is worth more than someone who sits on fj and bitches about it. Including me. Accept it.
User avatar #127 - lazorman (05/25/2015) [-]
It's memorial day, I'm sick, and I have a lot of free time right now, so I want to make sure you know how incorrect you are. Let's dive into this:

1. it is a dog. I love dogs, don't get me wrong, but they will do anything they have been trained to do. Guard dogs, rescue dogs, hunting dogs, service dogs, backyard pets, they all do what they have been conditioned and trained to do since birth. I am not going to say I respect a military dog for the same reason I would not say I hate a dog who has been trained (for example) by a murderer to hide bodies. they are animals that do what they have been brought up to do.

2. what you're saying is that an animal that fights to protect civilians has more value than the people it is fighting for. That seems like a strange thing to say. A simile to this I have in my head is a phone case. If you were to put on a phone case, designed to protect phones, that is more valuable than the phone itself, that wouldn't make any sense. At that point, damage to the case in lieu of the phone itself becomes more costly. So, what I think is happening is that you are confusing valiance with value. Just because an animal is "brave" (though as I have outlined in point 1, an animal has no concept of bravery and does only what it is trained to do) doesn't mean it is more valuable to society than a human being who might not be "brave" enough to go to war.

Now maybe you think that YOU are worth less than a dog. That's fine, that's your personal opinion, self-value is intrinsic by definition. But don't sit there and tell the world you think that some dog-who-happened-to-be-bred-into-the-military's life is worth more than a human's in general.
User avatar #128 - darksideofthebeast (05/25/2015) [-]
Yes, a phone case is more valuable. Because without the phone case, you could drop it in water and then it couldn't work at all. Making it utterly useless and worth nothing.
So then the case would be worth more. A dog that fights for your freedom is worth more than someone just sitting at home doing nothing. Including, but not limited to, myself.
User avatar #130 - darksideofthebeast (05/25/2015) [-]
money value =/= overall value.
Break your phone and see if it's worth anything. Then put a case on it and it stays valuable.
Also, acting as if you're a phone doesn't help, you're not a machine that can do numerous things. You're a human being.

What's more valuable, a guitarist or a guitar? A guitarist is like the civilian, yea, he/she might be capable of doing amazing things, but what can he/she do without a guitar?
Now imagine the guitar being the people that fight for you.
Without those people/dogs, you wouldn't be able to sit here and argue with me about things.

Also, not having a case doesn't make a phone completely useless. But a case isn't necessary. Where as having men, women and dogs fight for our freedom is.

And if you say it isn't, then you're ignorant. I agree war isn't necessary, but because it is happening, they MUST fight for us.
#36 - anonymous (05/24/2015) [-]
no. because chances are youve done something scummy or selfish in your life, which immediately makes you worth less than a dog.
#27 - anaklusmos (05/24/2015) [-]
nah, I'm pretty sure that dog has saved way more lives and is better company than you in general.
#106 - anonymous (05/25/2015) [-]
Like your dog wouldn't tear you apart and eat your insides if you died trying to save it
#54 - anonymous (05/25/2015) [-]
Damn, you're a pretty obnoxious person, aren't you?
User avatar #20 - lotengo (05/24/2015) [-]
It depends on the race

so what are ya?
#89 - tarabostes (05/25/2015) [-]
White, thanks God i'm not a nigger
#18 - vorarephilia (05/24/2015) [-]
>almost
you aren't even sure if you are worth more than a dog.
User avatar #19 - alfonshister (05/24/2015) [-]
It's just a way to express his opinion

contain your laughter m8
#9 - how can these people get mad? I would laugh so hard and bu…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Tyrone +31
#25 - conorpadraic (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm sure your girl will be laughing just as hard as you try to laugh your way out some big black dude threatening your dinner.
#12 - anonymous (05/24/2015) [-]
"it's just a prank, bruh, it's just a prank!"
User avatar #11 - adplum (05/24/2015) [-]
doesnt matter how funny someone is. they knock food out of my hand, im gunna be mad.
User avatar #40 - ayumu (05/25/2015) [-]
I don't care if you are piloting a metal gear, if you touch my food you're going down.
User avatar #42 - fuckingtrolls (05/25/2015) [-]
Your avatar is an animal character. The only thing that's down is you.
#65 - anonymous (05/25/2015) [-]
Says the one using the most common pepe avatar.
You make me sick.
User avatar #79 - fuckingtrolls (05/25/2015) [-]
This pepe is legit m8 all the others are counterfeit. A true pepe enthusiast could recognize it's legitimacy just by observing the pixels.

Git gud m8
#75 - fuckingtrolls has deleted their comment.
#43 - ayumu (05/25/2015) [-]
I don't see what animals have to do with this
#27 - jasperthefennec (05/24/2015) [-]
He probably gave him some money or bought him another.
#20 - he's a goober irl too 05/24/2015 on Black 4 +2
#143 - this is straight up pornography, flagged 05/23/2015 on Food porn 0
#100 - it's because this is staged, that's most likely not where the… 05/23/2015 on I am not fucking drunk! +3
#37 - college is so expensive because of the GUARANTEED subsidized s…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Back when education was for... +4
User avatar #142 - youregaylol (05/23/2015) [-]
This is correct, but it will never get as many green thumbs as "rich people suck"
#94 - willys (05/22/2015) [-]
Sshhhhh you'll make all the "progressives" angry with your facts and reason.
#67 - because it's a slavery joke comedy is hard, isn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Bee Movie 0
User avatar #72 - minorian (05/21/2015) [-]
r00d
#61 - yo that's like wow man 05/20/2015 on the witcher. 0
#21 - me mes have ruined the Impact font for me 05/19/2015 on It's a new age +1
#117 - what game is this from  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Unfinished Business 0
User avatar #118 - metacobalion (05/19/2015) [-]
War Thunder
#65 - in mine, it's hot as HELL  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Female Neckbeard +2
User avatar #68 - thatguycrow (05/18/2015) [-]
#109 - karenoniks (05/18/2015) [-]
How the fuck is this possible.
#8 - oh wow you suck 05/18/2015 on Bethlehem". MARGE Sorry,... 0
#26 - Britain owned the land, and could do whatever they wanted with… 05/18/2015 on Saying gtfo nicely. -1
#49 - CHI CITY MAYNE 05/18/2015 on Love for your homie 0
#41 - his voice was NOT what I thought it was going to be when I pre… 05/18/2015 on The Japs are at it again 0
#35 - the other day I put on my lady-friend's tank top and laughed … 05/18/2015 on Good jokes last for... 0
#66 - sort of sounded like Rebellion by Arcade Fire at first 05/17/2015 on Africa Got Talent 0

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User avatar #5 to #4 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
OH. HELLO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
WHY ARE YOU FACEPALMING MY COMMENT.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
IT IS 100% TRUE
User avatar #2 - Natelawl (09/15/2011) [-]
So, i payed attention to your comment on my content.
You said you produced music? I'd like to hear a bit! Link please? :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - lazorman (09/15/2011) [-]
haha sweet!
http://soundcloud.com/theshumster

the newest track i've made is for a remix contest... if you like it, you can vote for it on the 16th <3 lol
User avatar #1 - BobTheDestroyer (12/30/2010) [-]
why wont you love me?
User avatar #9 to #1 - lazorman (11/12/2012) [-]
yo idk gucci mang
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