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#13 - then drop the fucking class. 09/18/2013 on Is it just me? 0
#44 - I fell ya 09/17/2013 on Safety First 0
#29 - well put. very well put. 09/17/2013 on American map of Europe 0
#9 - no shit, that's what I did. class trip, look at Brune… 09/15/2013 on AC +1
#10 - I'm gonna marry Marceline 09/15/2013 on Dirty minds +4
#84 - I never got this. when immigrants came to the America…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on America is for Americans! +2
#103 - lolollo (09/14/2013) [-]
It's dependent on the difference of technological advancement. It only turned out so bad for the Native Americans because he group that found them was so technologically advanced, there was no real motivation for them to be decent about it, unless it were just for the sake of being decent human beings. Immigration today is about individuals looking for an improved quality of life. Back then it was about spreading your religion, finding gold, and becoming famous.

Christopher Columbus discovering the Native Americans back then would be like aliens finding us now. In order for them to get here, they'd have to have mastered intersteller travel, putting them leagues above us with respect to technological advancement. This is why the thought of an alien invasion scares so many people, because we know what we'd do if we were in their situation, but we wouldn't be able to say anything about it because we'd know we deserve it.
#146 - ofmg remake Hoenn I would DIE 09/14/2013 on Pokemon XXX +1
#82 - well YOU look retarded if you can't take speculative fiction t…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2013 on Humans are badass 0
User avatar #90 - nightmaren (09/12/2013) [-]
That's why I'm chirping this. This doesn't really seem like speculative fiction, because it's not in any sci-fi universe. All I'm seeing is "HUMANS ARE DANGEROUS BC WE PUT SALT ON OUR FOOD" "DONT MESS WITH HUMANS, WE KILLED JESUS"
User avatar #112 - bonlino (09/12/2013) [-]
but when you think about it, we sound like a brutal race. we fight each other for fuck sake. we kill all other animals on the planet. our own planet cant defend itself against us. in our stories we always triumph. in our religion, we are equal or surpass gods. our existence in a whole makes us seem like we evolved beyond simple animals, and more on smart killing machines bent on power. if aliens ever got in contact with us, it would make sense if they were intimidated by us, but as you say, we dont know any other alien species, but i would sure as hell be scared shitless of a race which compete against itself for fun, and drink toxins for pleasure or enjoyment.
User avatar #355 - nightmaren (09/13/2013) [-]
Personally, I think that argument's even worse. Talking about our unique physical traits is reasonable, but saying "we destroy our own planet and kill other animals and fight each other"
Just about any alien species we run into, which isn't like a superorganism or something will do the same thing. First of all, humans are arrogant as shit to think the planet can't defend itself from us. The planet's been through worse then human pollution. The only thing we're hurting is ourselves, and a few of the other animals on the planet with us. To be a sapient species, you need to harvest resources which, obviously, you obtain from your own planet.
I doubt a sapient species will instantly unify into one glorious empire and then take off into space and spread peace. When you have intelligent beings organizing themselves into their own separate countries, states, empires, or whatever, there's going to be some kind of conflict between them. I know the psyche of every species will be different, and some will be more inclined to peace then we are, and some will be more inclined to violence, and there might even be a species or two with no major wars recorded in their history, but for the most part, almost every sapient species will go to wars with each other over the course of their history. And those who don't, will go into space without even knowing what the concept of a war was, and probably get holocaust'd pretty quickly by another species.
Humans have 'matured' as a species a lot in the last 400 years. I'm pretty sure if humans come in contact with a species on their own planet, and there is no hostile activity from their end, and we have no reason to just run away, we'd try to be diplomatic.
'in our stories we always triumph' No shit. I'd be more surprised if the majority of our stories involved failure.
I also don't know of too many religions in which we are supposed to be equal, or better than our gods.
#59 - "as he (jokingly) joked" I'm glad he joked jokingly 09/12/2013 on BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW +5
#66 - what if the reason you're so sad is because you have a superio…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on title -2
User avatar #108 - Nihatclodra (09/11/2013) [-]
Those who have confidence that they are great, are those who truly can stand above others: but you are not being held up by those below, you are the one pulling them up. In being higher than others, you must carry the weight of all those who had not the confidence to climb on their own. You are superior, but only as long as you do not lose the confidence to keep climbing with the world on your back.
#74 - Jowi (09/10/2013) [-]
get of your high horse then
#2 - HOOOOLY MUUUUSICAL BATMAAAAAAAN!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on I miss the funny batman +19
User avatar #3 - dreigamos (09/09/2013) [-]
Hi i'm bat-wayne CRAP! i mean i'm Bruce-man FUCK!

I mean.... I'm batmaaaaaaan
#70 - but... 09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it +1
#46 - "to impress me" sorry this doesn't please y… 09/09/2013 on Samurai +11
#14 - and now you're on the front page with +39 wtf happened 08/31/2013 on thought you'd be impressed +2
#13 - the joke is: there were 15 on three tablets, then he dropped o… 08/27/2013 on Moses and his fifteen... +3
#52 - seriously the funniest thing I've seen here in a LONG time 08/27/2013 on Did you catch that? 0
#27 - why do people put actors/characters under quotes or phrases th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Only 90's Kids 0
User avatar #30 - redrex (08/26/2013) [-]
maybe it's a MFW kinda situation
#27 - "nickleback" if you're going to like a shitty band, … 08/25/2013 on Dude I love Lincoln park 0
#19 - In my business class last year, a girl made a full business pl… 08/24/2013 on Said woman everywhere +6
#183 - but for serious now this is a real question: aren…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on Extremist 0
#186 - arrisarrad (08/23/2013) [-]
It is typically people in urban areas. They either fear gun violence or have been victims of it more. Plus it fits the Liberal political ideology and demographics along party line also tend to develop according to where people live. Urban vs. rural, anti-gun vs. pro-gun, plants vs. zombies, etc.

It all flows together like two swollen river meeting and working together to destroy a dam protecting a quaint little town
#179 - mfw I live in Southern Arizona and about 60% of the population… 08/23/2013 on Extremist 0
#178 - A person who wants to commit suicide WILL commit suicide. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on Extremist +1
User avatar #181 - elyiia (08/23/2013) [-]
You're wrong, someone who has time in between the moment of sucidial thoughts and the actual moment of suicide is signifigantly less likely to actually follow through. It's been scientifically proven that, in general, the longer in between the decision and the action the less likely they are to go through with it.

With a gunshot it's almost immediately after the decision, you have no time to process it. Trying to hang yourself for example, requires a strong enough rope and a location to hang it which takes far longer.

It's also incredibly unlikely to survive a sucide by gun, whereas someone who regrets their decision to OD for example can go to the hospitol for a high chance of survival.
#72 - hey friend! 08/21/2013 on Arizona +1
#21 - mfw would of 08/14/2013 on If romney won +1
#20 - Comment deleted 08/14/2013 on If romney won 0
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User avatar #5 to #4 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
OH. HELLO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
WHY ARE YOU FACEPALMING MY COMMENT.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
IT IS 100% TRUE
User avatar #2 - Natelawl (09/15/2011) [-]
So, i payed attention to your comment on my content.
You said you produced music? I'd like to hear a bit! Link please? :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - lazorman (09/15/2011) [-]
haha sweet!
http://soundcloud.com/theshumster

the newest track i've made is for a remix contest... if you like it, you can vote for it on the 16th <3 lol
User avatar #1 - BobTheDestroyer (12/30/2010) [-]
why wont you love me?
User avatar #9 to #1 - lazorman (11/12/2012) [-]
yo idk gucci mang
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