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Date Signed Up:3/15/2010
Last Login:11/28/2014
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Content Ranking:#7858
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#12 - any luck?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2013 on The Crows +4
User avatar #46 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #49 - lazorman (12/11/2013) [-]
hahahahaha all those replies
thx bb ilu
User avatar #50 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
they needed to know. :p
#49 - It's like 50 right now in tucson... perfect 12/08/2013 on ……I love living in Florida +1
#30 - are you 10? 12/04/2013 on Not so different form the... +2
#289 - I'm going through the front page just to look for your comments 12/03/2013 on i dont mind, but.. 0
#41 - stop being so edgy  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on Black Friday/CyberMonday 0
User avatar #89 - megatrollinator (12/01/2013) [-]
And what's wrong with thinking that Black Friday is stupid?
#41 - >go pokeball 11/28/2013 on go pokeball! +2
#19 - of course you shouldn't feel obligated to pray, but i still th… 11/24/2013 on Description Story! +12
#63 - I was actually thinking "vierundzwanzigsten November, zwe… 11/24/2013 on It almost makes sense 0
#51 - say the date out loud. you probably said "Novemb…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2013 on It almost makes sense 0
User avatar #52 - lordlolland (11/24/2013) [-]
I tried to say the date out loud and I got "Den fireogtyvende November totusindeogtretten".

Not only were you wrong about the order I would say the date in, but also the language.
User avatar #64 - IAmACactus (11/24/2013) [-]
To say "November den fireogtyvende totusindeogtretten" also sounds wrong, so the way you said it is the right.
#63 - lazorman (11/24/2013) [-]
I was actually thinking "vierundzwanzigsten November, zwei thousand dreizehn"
of course other languages are different. I just assumed people would understand that I'm talking about english because, ya know, I wrote it in english.
#70 - "You saw what happend to Greece because people weren't pa… 11/23/2013 on Just my opinion +3
#47 - wtf calm down I never even mentioned fj I can say som… 11/22/2013 on Tumblr Compilation 0
#4 - >>>"wHAT IF *insert try-hard 'random to be funny…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Tumblr Compilation +37
#20 - okthisis (11/22/2013) [-]
I completely agree with this guy, its pathetic how much they crave attention. They crave it so much that they will actually think of something that is random and blurt it out and then laugh at how retarded they are.
User avatar #16 - DeathKnight (11/22/2013) [-]
These typeS of comments are starting to piss me off NOT ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE ON EVERY SINGLE TUMBLR POST FOR CHEAP COMMENT THUMBS, BUT MORESO because I really don't think FJ users understand what Tumblr fucking is.

Tumblr is not a "funny-image" site like FJ or 9gag (inb4 shitstorm, one is obviously better than the other but their purpose is the same). Tumblr is a BLOG site. It is a site where people BLOG about anything they want, anytime. So that being said, you KNOW the audience is going to be different than that of FJ or 9gag.

So what does Tumblr comprise of? Well lets look at numbers first. How many users does FJ have? User rankings tell me ~21,000 (this may be wrong, someone correct me if, but it should be a similarly-figured number). How many registered blogs does Tumblr have? As of Oct. 1 2013, 139.4 MILLION BLOGS. What does that mean? The audience reaches far beyond the edgy-for-the-sake-of-being-edgy attitude that FJ shows. Tumblr's userbase is filled with MILLIONS of people, ranging from computer-illiterate bloggers to professionally recognized blogs. And yes, there is a large portion of the userbase that are just teenage females, and fanfiction fanboys, and all that crap. Literally the tumblr community is so VAST that it allows blogs and discussion for ANYTHING rather than just a select few topics, like FJ.

So what does a large userbase mean? THEY'RE NOT ALL ANGSTY EDGY TEENS LIKE WE TRY TO PORTRAY OURSELVES AS. They are not desensitized to the shit we see because maybe most of them dont spend their time on edgy sites like FJ. They use tumblr as a tool to further their interests, hobbies, etc. So they don't "pretend" to lol at the edgy shit. They will laugh at what they want to laugh, and they literally do not care who laughs at them. I have still yet to see a post on Tumblr that address FJ making so much fun of them.

tl;dr Tumblr is a blog site and FJ is a funny picture site. They are not the same. Stop comparing them.

User avatar #47 - lazorman (11/22/2013) [-]
wtf calm down I never even mentioned fj

I can say something is stupid without comparing it to something else
#37 - funmanigro (11/22/2013) [-]
fj isnt a "funny-image" site, well not anymore.

fuck all those "feels" and "facts" posts, fuck them.
User avatar #22 - garfvader (11/22/2013) [-]
This happens because 90% of Funnyjunk has never been on tumblr
Not saying I enjoy it, but I have been on it.
User avatar #24 - DeathKnight (11/22/2013) [-]
I go on tumblr too, but I've NEVER SEEN THESE JOKES ANYWHERE on that website. Anywhere. That's because I use it for my own personal reasons and interests.

The people that put Tumblr shit on FJ? They probably only follow a select few funny blogs (blogs made specifically for funny shit on tumblr etc, I know THOSE exist), and just rip content straight from those blogs. Its all about selection on tumblr. The community is to big to care whether other people like their jokes or not.
#6 - gnalde (11/22/2013) [-]
Why is it that everytime tumblr makes it onto funnyjunk, some faggot (in this case you) has to point out how and why he hates tumblr?

<--- here's the door if you don't like the content. Or you could just skip it.

No one needs to know what you don't like and why. What are you.. Vegan?
User avatar #14 - alleksi (11/22/2013) [-]
but that's not the point


Some of the posts are quite funny, but then there's always that guy who wants to be involved but is too stupid and unfunny to do so, so he/she posts something fucking stupid and useless like OHMYGODSODONE and (and then probably screencaps and shares it)
User avatar #23 - gnalde (11/22/2013) [-]
I know there's always that guy, but why not just focus on the funny part? Why focus on that guy and specifically posting comments about that guy when he is obviously not what the content is about.
#19 - pretty sure we're the only ones who use retoast 11/20/2013 on Unpopular Opinion 0
#30 - "help! he has taken the elected official!" 11/20/2013 on Something Something Politics 0
#28 - "in case anyone didn't know this" oh my god I'm… 11/19/2013 on In case anyone didn't know... 0
#27 - how's 8th grade, OP?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on In case anyone didn't know... +57
#53 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2013) [-]
you're joking, yes?
#5 - Micronations don't count. 11/18/2013 on Sealand Irrelevent -3
#14 - I love this so much. There are theories and essays by… 11/16/2013 on College 0
#6 - STRANGE GIF THREAD GO  [+] (36 new replies) 11/16/2013 on found this in my folders +17
User avatar #56 - lazorman (11/17/2013) [-]
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#55 - anusholeboner (11/17/2013) [-]
Larger version
#51 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #193 at Americans are so...Wait a min!! **
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#47 - randomvillain (11/17/2013) [-]
Look at the beautiful thread you've made.
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#16 - hackettmob (11/17/2013) [-]
don't ban me
#15 - thegrimgenius (11/17/2013) [-]
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#168 - @ people replying: I'm not actually black guys. I was making f…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Lip Plates 0
User avatar #251 - supersonicman (11/17/2013) [-]
But...but I thought you were my brotha from anotha motha. I feel so betrayed T_T

XD I knew I should have proof read this before posting.
#8 - >artist >flaunting wealth maybe .05% of pro…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Piracy +4
User avatar #42 - achimp (11/16/2013) [-]
Anyone whose music is getting pirated to such an extent where they're losing a lot of money is most likely wealthy.
#9 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2013) [-]
And a lot of the musicians actually have no problem handing out their music for free. The others sign up with record companies that shaft them. Needless to say music doesn't pay well for most people.
#96 - I, too, am African America  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Lip Plates +3
User avatar #168 - lazorman (11/16/2013) [-]
@ people replying: I'm not actually black guys. I was making fun of the typo in the post.
User avatar #251 - supersonicman (11/17/2013) [-]
But...but I thought you were my brotha from anotha motha. I feel so betrayed T_T

XD I knew I should have proof read this before posting.
#145 - niqueed (11/16/2013) [-]
well now you can add a FEMALE African american to this group.
#107 - supersonicman (11/16/2013) [-]
.....I'm not alone.
#86 - IT MUST BE SAYING SOMETHING IN MORSE. ANYONE?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced 0
User avatar #126 - doughboyfreshcak (11/16/2013) [-]
i got an app on my phone and it repeats 12, 11, 1301
#16 - all somewhat accurate 11/14/2013 on Mediano +3
#14 - what does it mean if I've been thinking about death a lot late…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on loneliness 0
User avatar #22 - exoskeletonjew (11/11/2013) [-]
well it depends. are you thinking about your own death? or the death of others?
because if you think of your own death, there is a possibility that you could be suicidal. now that doesn't really mean that you'll act on it, but you should still talk to someone if this is the case
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User avatar #5 to #4 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
OH. HELLO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
WHY ARE YOU FACEPALMING MY COMMENT.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
IT IS 100% TRUE
User avatar #2 - Natelawl (09/15/2011) [-]
So, i payed attention to your comment on my content.
You said you produced music? I'd like to hear a bit! Link please? :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - lazorman (09/15/2011) [-]
haha sweet!
http://soundcloud.com/theshumster

the newest track i've made is for a remix contest... if you like it, you can vote for it on the 16th <3 lol
User avatar #1 - BobTheDestroyer (12/30/2010) [-]
why wont you love me?
User avatar #9 to #1 - lazorman (11/12/2012) [-]
yo idk gucci mang
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