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Date Signed Up:3/15/2010
Last Login:11/27/2014
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Content Ranking:#7814
Comment Ranking:#5876
Highest Content Rank:#4947
Highest Comment Rank:#1541
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#4 - ja ja, sehr geil 01/09/2014 on geil +1
#12 - tfw when I have a lot of friends but literally no romantic pos… 01/08/2014 on How I feel after being... 0
#14 - I know I hate it when an actor has more than one role in his lifetime 01/08/2014 on On his way to fuck yo bitch -9
#37 - damn bro good call wow nice 01/07/2014 on Gateway to the mind +9
#36 - OH MAN CONGRATS ON THE SOCIAL COMMENTARY ABOUT HOW DUMB IT IS …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on How to make friends +1
User avatar #37 - angrybarts (01/07/2014) [-]
THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY
#20 - THIS WAS AN EXCELLENT STORY  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2014 on How to make friends +2
User avatar #21 - angrybarts (01/06/2014) [-]
THANK YOU IM GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY GOT THAT IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT TRUE AND DIDNT MENTION IT IN A STUPID USELESS COMMENT ADDING ON TO THE OTHER COMMENTS THAT SAY THE SAME THING
User avatar #36 - lazorman (01/07/2014) [-]
OH MAN CONGRATS ON THE SOCIAL COMMENTARY ABOUT HOW DUMB IT IS THAT PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF TUMBLR AND OF CAPS TALKING
YOU'RE BRILLIANT. YOU'RE SO ABOVE COMMENTS LIKE MINE IT'S CRAZY
User avatar #37 - angrybarts (01/07/2014) [-]
THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY
#41 - I can hardly pour a bowl of cereal in the morning do … 01/05/2014 on The new year is here... 0
#9 - this is so incredible omfg 01/05/2014 on the irony is too strong... +2
#129 - actually the devil was the one who DIDN'T want us to have &quo… 01/04/2014 on Good Guy Satan +3
#55 - don't tell me what to do. 01/03/2014 on No clue +1
#39 - if I had a nickel for every resurrected flame-shooting nietzch… 01/02/2014 on I'm here for the porn +1
#37 - but yes it definitely is danger 5 01/02/2014 on I'm here for the porn 0
#36 - PLUS: it's actually danger 5, not 6 LOL  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on I'm here for the porn +1
#38 - juodojiakis (01/02/2014) [-]
Lisztomania clip dammit, my bad. these resurrected flame-shooting nietzche-quoting Franken-nazi monsters all look alike
User avatar #39 - lazorman (01/02/2014) [-]
if I had a nickel for every resurrected flame-shooting nietzche-quoting Franken-nazi monster I mixed up with another resurrected flame-shooting nietzche-quoting Franken-nazi monster.... boy oh boy...
#33 - source is an Aussie show called Danger 6 if anyone cares …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2014 on I'm here for the porn +1
#35 - juodojiakis (01/02/2014) [-]
disagree - i've seen it in Ken Russell's 1975 movie Lisztomania. there's trailers on youtube, but can't find this particular clip to prove myself...
User avatar #37 - lazorman (01/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - lazorman (01/02/2014) [-]
PLUS: it's actually danger 5, not 6 LOL
#38 - juodojiakis (01/02/2014) [-]
Lisztomania clip dammit, my bad. these resurrected flame-shooting nietzche-quoting Franken-nazi monsters all look alike
User avatar #39 - lazorman (01/02/2014) [-]
if I had a nickel for every resurrected flame-shooting nietzche-quoting Franken-nazi monster I mixed up with another resurrected flame-shooting nietzche-quoting Franken-nazi monster.... boy oh boy...
#69 - >glorious man >created a widely abused weapon used i…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/24/2013 on A great tragedy has... +4
User avatar #138 - matthewfuckingmain (12/24/2013) [-]
Are you really blaming a tool that requires someone to pull the trigger? Besides if it wasn't his gun, it would have been another persons gun.
User avatar #87 - douthit (12/24/2013) [-]
Then Henry Ford is a fucking monster. His invention kill thousands, if not millions worldwide, each year.
User avatar #264 - zombifier (12/24/2013) [-]
he's keeping the population under control
User avatar #71 - Durragon (12/24/2013) [-]
Created the most reliable, rugged firearm*

Water? Clear the breach and fire
Sand? Clear the breach and fire
Run it over with a tank? Clear breach, fire.

Crazy rebel militants attacking your farm?
For 700 bucks, clear the breach and fucking fire.
User avatar #262 - zombifier (12/24/2013) [-]
you don't need to clear the breach, just shoot
User avatar #77 - alucardhell (12/24/2013) [-]
You don't even have to clean the barrel ever. Just load a round and pull the trigger, yes it may then only have the accuracy of a musket, but it is a musket that can put 600 rounds down range per minute (assuming you are the fastest reloader known to mankind).
#53 - it doesn't matter if you think it's overpriced somebo…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2013 on Motivator +1
User avatar #72 - manofparody (12/20/2013) [-]
So glad that some asshole spent $37,000,000 on a piece of shit painting, instead of spending it towards teenagers/young adults that need college funds so they aren't in debt for half their life, or homeless people that need a kickstart to help them along.
The worst part is that person who bought that painting probably exploits hard workers for low wages (I.E. Mcdonalds, Wal-mart, etc), so instead of putting it towards their bonus for their hard work, they spent it on some shitty painting that my 4 year old nephew could've made.

It's not the fact that the painting sold for that much, it's the fact that the money could've gone somewhere else.
User avatar #93 - trivdiego (12/20/2013) [-]
You can't just assume anyone who has that money gets it by exploiting workers and other people.

Plus, although it is the sign of a great person, no one is obligated to spend tons of money helping the poor or homeless just because they are rich
User avatar #218 - manofparody (12/21/2013) [-]
It's the obligation of humanity.
We're all the same species, and instead of forcing others down a hole, we should be helping others out of them. Maybe I live my life basing things off a perfect world, but should we not try to be a perfect world? To me, if you have more than you need, you're obligated to help others. Not because you're rich, but because we should be pushing forward as a species, not dividing each other.
User avatar #219 - trivdiego (12/21/2013) [-]
I guess, but are you pushing every penny you own besides the bare essentials into a charity?

Because if you are, you're a saint, but if not, you can't expect it of others
User avatar #222 - manofparody (12/22/2013) [-]
No, because I'm trying to get a leg up in life so I can put even more into charity.
I have a pretty shitty car, and I'm unemployed at the moment.
#86 - yes. 12/19/2013 on His ego has no limit.... -1
#84 - I always listen to the Pope's commentaries on the modern econo… 12/18/2013 on pope 0
#224 - the nuclear symbol "because **** angola" 12/17/2013 on Lil'Dominator +3
#21 - that just made me feel in some type of way. **** , man. 12/14/2013 on (untitled) 0
#63 - how's 8th grade?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2013 on Mo Money Mo Problems +72
#374 - Womens Study Major (12/13/2013) [-]
OP is in eighth grade for actually giving a shit about something? just because he hasn't succumbed to the cold embrace of being a an apathetic bastard like you hardly means he is in primary school.
#147 - why should I love a certain country just because I happened to…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Alpha as fuck +4
#257 - toensix (12/12/2013) [-]
I ove my country because it makes me feel at home. Hmm I wonder how that happend.
User avatar #206 - YourAnalProbe (12/12/2013) [-]
because you should be happy you weren't born somewhere worse
User avatar #187 - helenwheels (12/12/2013) [-]
Its been done since the beginning of man, we try to impose some sense of pride into the community.
It might not seem like a big deal but its probably good for your psychiatric health
#22 - >implying all those people aren't just driving back to their igloos 12/12/2013 on igloos +143
#49 - hahahahaha all those replies thx bb ilu  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on The Crows +1
User avatar #50 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
they needed to know. :p
#7 - HOLY MUSICAL, BATMAN!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on Gotham's Finest +1
User avatar #11 - mickeylover (12/11/2013) [-]
"This just in, it seems the Joker has been found. And he's DEAD!"
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User avatar #5 to #4 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
OH. HELLO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
WHY ARE YOU FACEPALMING MY COMMENT.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lazorman (05/19/2012) [-]
IT IS 100% TRUE
User avatar #2 - Natelawl (09/15/2011) [-]
So, i payed attention to your comment on my content.
You said you produced music? I'd like to hear a bit! Link please? :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - lazorman (09/15/2011) [-]
haha sweet!
http://soundcloud.com/theshumster

the newest track i've made is for a remix contest... if you like it, you can vote for it on the 16th <3 lol
User avatar #1 - BobTheDestroyer (12/30/2010) [-]
why wont you love me?
User avatar #9 to #1 - lazorman (11/12/2012) [-]
yo idk gucci mang
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