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#126 - it's Farquaad 02/04/2014 on Shrek is love shriek is life +1
#12 - I think this gave me cancer.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Best Reaction Ever! 0
#14 - moistnuggests (02/03/2014) [-]
#8 - that's probably a lie 02/02/2014 on cheese... +1
#7 - get out I'm so done 01/31/2014 on Average tumblr post -1
#163 - was he being mean to me 01/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#6 - thanks for your comments on the economic state of the world Ru…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/30/2014 on (untitled) +107
User avatar #168 - undeadwill (01/30/2014) [-]
He's an activist not a economist.
User avatar #227 - zuripanto (01/30/2014) [-]
he's also not an activist
User avatar #231 - undeadwill (01/30/2014) [-]
Just one of the many people who bitch but refuse to do things on their own time.
#113 - holyshizle (01/30/2014) [-]
I kind of liked some of what he had to say....
#7 - kambin Comment deleted by lazorman
User avatar #13 - fuzzyballs (01/30/2014) [-]
that's harsh dude
User avatar #163 - lazorman (01/30/2014) [-]
was he being mean to me
#146 - I'm your elves like themselves 01/30/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 0
#123 - so was segregation 01/29/2014 on 1950s fap +8
#28 - yeah middle school was fun 01/28/2014 on Greed +38
#36 - it's his shtick. It's his brand, trademark, and live centerpiece  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on Its whats on the inside... 0
User avatar #37 - stickmansam (01/27/2014) [-]
hes saying that it shouldn't have to be his center piece, his music should be the main focus.
#409 - mfw lsd is more dangerous than heroin 01/26/2014 on The Most Dangerous Drugs In... +3
#41 - a mirror shows me exactly how I look. a clone IS exactly h…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Think about it +14
User avatar #46 - hellomynameisbill (01/24/2014) [-]
mirrors constantly invert the images displaed, hence all writing is backwards and such. we grow used to how we look like in a mirror and our perception of our asymetrical features get distorted
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2014) [-]
Except when we look at a video or picture of ourselves its not reversed. And we still recognize ourselves. Flipping someone's face doesn't change their general aesthetic enough to make us not recognize them.
pic unrelated
User avatar #118 - kievaughnb (01/25/2014) [-]
tom cruise has a middle tooth
#63 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2014) [-]
Take a picture of yourself
flip horizontally
'Holy shit who is this man?!'
#2 - this just gave me really bad anxiety NYU is my #1 school  [+] (32 new replies) 01/24/2014 on How to handle Uni rejections +102
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2014) [-]
Listen, don't worry about what will happen now. At the end of the day, you end up where you are supposed to be. You've poured everything you have into the applications and now it's out of your control. Be confident in yourself because when you are, you have the efficacy necessary to live your life. NYU is just a name, and a great school of course, but even if you don't go there now, that doesn't mean you can't go there later on, and transferring is much easier! Be positive! Georgetown is my top choice and though it's difficult to earn acceptance to, I just remind myself that it's not in my hands anymore.

User avatar #94 - maxismahname (01/24/2014) [-]
**maxismahname rolls 30** if 99 you will not get in
#59 - dotafanboy (01/24/2014) [-]
Whatever school you get into, you'll be much happier with a proper education than without.
User avatar #56 - failtolawl (01/24/2014) [-]
prepare your ansu for overpriced tuition. Go somewhere else.
#51 - loltech (01/24/2014) [-]
hey ryan
User avatar #42 - oceanfrank (01/24/2014) [-]
Good luck with the max 5k they're gonna give you at the 49k a year school
#33 - schmuxy (01/24/2014) [-]
Ask the magic 8-ball. Its prediction was correct for me.
#47 - srhkid (01/24/2014) [-]
**srhkid rolls 3** should i kill my self?
#49 - srhkid (01/24/2014) [-]
**srhkid rolls 4** should I?
#50 - srhkid (01/24/2014) [-]
**srhkid rolls 6** are you sure??
#57 - zezenzerg (01/24/2014) [-]
how did you pissed off the magic 8-ball so much?
#115 - srhkid (01/24/2014) [-]
I dont even know..
User avatar #13 - dvdstvns (01/24/2014) [-]
Honestly, your degree doesn't really matter where it came from so long as you have it. A lot of people tell you that it does matter, and the name looks good, but honestly the chances of you receiving a better job or anything because of the school name is rather rare, because the name only means something to people who went there, supported it, or were close with people from there
#46 - pariahlol (01/24/2014) [-]
I strongly disagree. If you show up for a job interview, with a degree from some backwater school nobody has heard of, and somebody else shows up with an ivy league degree, the value of their degree is going to be much more than yours. That's because the quality of the education will have been better, so they would have a better chance at the job.
User avatar #55 - dvdstvns (01/24/2014) [-]
Not everybody has heard of all the schools and how great they are. If two people come for a position and they have the same degree and qualifications, the only difference is the schooling, then the person will hire the school they know. However most applications don't come down that narrow and not every hiring manager looks into backgrounds of schools. That's why I said it does happen that you get a job because of your school, it's just rare.
#58 - pariahlol (01/24/2014) [-]
If it's your job to interview and hire people, chances are you are going to know the major schools, especially at jobs where a degree is required. And if your college isn't recognized, it's not going to help you as much as a more recognizeable one will.
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2014) [-]
That's only true if you're applying to be a burger flipper, as you might be. The school is more important than the degree. In the UK you can become an investment banker with an engineering degree from Cambridge, but you can't become one with a finance degree from South Bank....
User avatar #32 - SteyrAUG (01/24/2014) [-]
Is it supposed to be impressive that you can get a job in banking with an engineering degree from cambridge? Know what would be more impressive? If you got a job in engineering with an engineering degree from cambridge.
User avatar #18 - dvdstvns (01/24/2014) [-]
Well that's not how it is here for the most part. I'm not saying the name never matters, some people do get put into lofty positions because the person hiring likes the school or whatever, but those occasions aren't common. Most of the time when places hiring ask you where you got your degree from, they just want to make sure that it's a credible school, and some places want to make sure you didn't get it from an online college because they don't think they're the same quality
User avatar #3 - swimmingprodigy (01/24/2014) [-]
Why? It's a running joke here that NYU is for the people too dumb to get into Columbia.
Not sure if you know but they give barely any financial aid. I know one person going there and she pays almost 60k per year, which is ridiculous for undergrad and completely unnecessary. Go to a cheap school for undergrad and then a good school for graduate school. I go to City College for engineering; normally I'd have to pay 6k per year but I'm on a full scholarship so I pay nothing. You think you're going to have a higher chance of getting a job than me after we both get our Bachelors? Sorry to tell you this, but a school's name stopped being important 15 years ago. Now, everybody has a bachelors.
#114 - heavensdark (01/24/2014) [-]
I go to city college 2. grove school of eng-- comp eng. nice to see a fellow funny junk
User avatar #135 - swimmingprodigy (01/24/2014) [-]
Civil engineer here. What year are you?
I wouldn't be surprised if there's more of us; last year while sitting in the back of my chem 103 lecture, I saw someone in the front browsing FJ on their laptops
#140 - heavensdark (01/25/2014) [-]
1st year 2nd semester , you?
User avatar #141 - swimmingprodigy (01/25/2014) [-]
2nd semester of 2nd year
User avatar #99 - RisenLichen (01/24/2014) [-]
I know someone who pays nothing to go to NYU because of all the aid and scholarships she got.
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2014) [-]
Im sorry but it DOES in fact matter what school u went to for jobs, it doesn't matter when applying to gradschool. When applying for jobs they will look at both, but grad school is more important. eg:
undergrad at community college, law school at harvard
harvard undergrad , law school at harvard

who would u pick? If u dont pick the guy who spend 100k+ extra on his undergrad you're just a dick/retarded
User avatar #61 - achimp (01/24/2014) [-]
I think the ability to form coherent sentences is slightly more important the what college you go to, or even a college degree, don't you?
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2014) [-]
>Being able to afford 100k extra for undergrad
I bet you drive your family's porche drunk, kill four people and get away with it.
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2014) [-]
School name does still matter. Where I used to work everyone had a Bachelor's in EE, but people who went to no name / smaller colleges ended up as test technicians or field technicians. People who went to larger well known schools got lab engineer jobs, even with no experience vs people with several years of experience. It all depends on the field of study and the company you are interviewing with.
User avatar #4 - olmesy (01/24/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if it's the same in the US but in the UK the university name still counts for something.

If you have two applicants for a job, both with bachelors, one from Yale and one from city college, who do you think will get the job?
User avatar #102 - toosexyforyou (01/24/2014) [-]
Yeah it's the same in the US. A C student from a university that has made a name for itself will get a job over an A student from a lesser known university.
#7 - tsukaza (01/24/2014) [-]
The one with more work experience beforehand.
#10 - wtf I'm like, happy or something ew 01/23/2014 on Loan Shark 0
#34 - lmao I added "In my my opinion" to start a nice disc… 01/20/2014 on Who else is still waiting? 0
#24 - sapaceballs was the worst mel brooks film. in my opinion.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Who else is still waiting? -9
#58 - saxong (01/20/2014) [-]
Someone has an opinion?!?!?
User avatar #26 - xalidan (01/20/2014) [-]
This is one thing i hate about FJ, you weren't all "I hate Spaceballs so you all should too" you simply just stated your opinion. Now whether you are "trolling" or not still kind of sad that if you aren't in agreement with the general public on where you stand, then you are the wrong one.
User avatar #34 - lazorman (01/20/2014) [-]
lmao I added "In my my opinion" to start a nice discussion but
User avatar #29 - thatscrewedupkid (01/20/2014) [-]
i feel the american top gear is superior, in my opinion
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/20/2014) [-]
#57 - "equality in general" damn what a breakthrough w… 01/19/2014 on (untitled) +5
#7 - I feel; very sorry for 10-15 year olds living right now …  [+] (20 new replies) 01/18/2014 on fuck +74
User avatar #164 - blargheon (01/19/2014) [-]
Well, I'm 13 years old, and I never put up ANYTHING of my personal life up to any of the social networks. PRIVACY FTW! Except for the NSA, they're always watching.
#199 - blargheon has deleted their comment.
#198 - passwordismine (01/19/2014) [-]
Your comment says 13, but your profile says 24...someone's lying about something...
#200 - blargheon (01/19/2014) [-]
You got me, but exactly WHAT am I lying about?
#201 - passwordismine (01/19/2014) [-]
Your age, my possibly early teens/mid twenties friend
#202 - blargheon (01/19/2014) [-]

<- Police man is you, and guy in car is me
#203 - passwordismine (01/19/2014) [-]
thanks dog
You're still under arrest for lying on the internet
#204 - blargheon (01/19/2014) [-]
#208 - passwordismine (01/19/2014) [-]
hey i think you're entitled to see my cp collection
#194 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/19/2014) [-]
A 13 year old who speaks better English than most adults out there. +1 Internet for you.
#154 - snaresinger (01/19/2014) [-]
I don't feel sorry. You fuck up, you get to live with it you little shits
User avatar #32 - loonquawl (01/19/2014) [-]
This makes me feel quite happy.
User avatar #25 - kommandantvideo (01/19/2014) [-]
That's why I'm single!!!

At least, that's what I tell myself...

#11 - zekit (01/18/2014) [-]
i just did the simple thing just stayed away from all of it
User avatar #17 - hudis (01/18/2014) [-]
Embarrassing yourself can be a pretty important part of growing up, though.
User avatar #58 - taternutz (01/19/2014) [-]
and he can still do plenty of that without allowing the world in on it forever with social media.
#102 - theydontlikeu (01/19/2014) [-]
i disagree, if anything, the social media has made these things even easier to forget about. shit used to happen and it was funny everybody would talk about it for weeks cuz nothing interesting ever happens, now their hearing about a new thing every day it makes them lways look for the nect thing instead of dwelling on the ones already past
#56 - zekit (01/19/2014) [-]
embarrassing yourself may help you grow up but not for me specifically considering i'm doing fine right now
User avatar #57 - hudis (01/19/2014) [-]
One's state of maturity is never for oneself to judge. It's all in the eyes of other people.
#59 - zekit (01/19/2014) [-]
suppose your correct there
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on repeat stuff -1
#7 - wonderglue (01/18/2014) [-]
>and all I can find is what!
#3 - the swastika is facing the wrong way yo 01/18/2014 on Yosemite Sam. 0
#3 - this is stupid 01/18/2014 on i was lied to! +2
#13 - damn we typed the same thing brother <3  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on euros > dollars 0
User avatar #14 - guidoforlife (01/17/2014) [-]
#12 - it's a joke 01/17/2014 on euros > dollars +1
#21 - NOW you're thinkin like a green thumb capitalist! 01/16/2014 on Dildo +1
#19 - here's a snip from Fred Delicious, he's one of my favorites  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Dildo 0
#20 - flomosho (01/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - lazorman (01/16/2014) [-]
NOW you're thinkin like a green thumb capitalist!
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User avatar #2 - Natelawl (09/15/2011) [-]
So, i payed attention to your comment on my content.
You said you produced music? I'd like to hear a bit! Link please? :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - lazorman (09/15/2011) [-]
haha sweet!

the newest track i've made is for a remix contest... if you like it, you can vote for it on the 16th <3 lol
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why wont you love me?
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yo idk gucci mang
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