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#8 - of course he was, hes english waving them goodbye, you can tel… 07/06/2014 on Welcome to Scotland 0
#28 - haha no one told this guy about google ultra, check him still …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Job interview today +28
User avatar #52 - flomosho (07/06/2014) [-]
What is Google Ultron anyway? I haven't been keeping up.
#17 - I cant believe you're so commited to the world cup you already… 06/25/2014 on How does one 'soccer' 0
#68 - its for people who are going deaf and blind, while they can st… 06/21/2014 on description 0
#13 - Theres a form of language for deaf blind people who develop it…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2014 on description +3
#20 - thurah (06/20/2014) [-]
**thurah rolled image** interesting. thank you
User avatar #16 - goldenfairy (06/20/2014) [-]
It's possible to use it once you've learned, but how to actually teach it?
I guess something like "food" or "water" will be obvious after many repeats, but what about other words?
User avatar #68 - lazorgator (06/21/2014) [-]
its for people who are going deaf and blind, while they can still see or hear and communicate that way you teach them.


Other than that no idea.
#14 - Oh boy polydicks discussions. Big post, the TL;DR is vote yes.…  [+] (22 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Support +15
#134 - shittyrone (06/11/2014) [-]
i'm voting yes without a doubt. i'm on ESA just now because of severe back problems and because of they useless cunts in westminster and their bullshit benefit cuts i had to go a whole year with literally no money at all while they fill their own pockets with as much as they can, i couldn't even go to hospital appointments because i couldn't afford to travel there, so i can't wait to see the back of they useless lying pricks.

sorry for the rant, i got a wee bit carried away
User avatar #111 - awesomanium (06/11/2014) [-]
UKIP isn't going to win in a general election
35% of the country voted while a much higher percentage votes in general elections
A lot of the UKIP voters wouldn't end up voting for them in the general election, something like 40% of them
The European Election was also a different voting system. It used the proportional representation system while the general election uses first past the post, meaning that it's possible that UKIP won't even manage to get a single seat in parliament.
#97 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
scotland is the most racist place i've been to it's disgusting
User avatar #110 - ennaburning (06/11/2014) [-]
Except it's not. You obviously didn't meet the right people.
User avatar #137 - reginleif (06/11/2014) [-]
omg they actually named the fallacy after them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

stereotyping is fun. ^^
User avatar #104 - nimba (06/11/2014) [-]
Try Australia out sometime
#94 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
You can't use UKIP as reason to vote independence considering only 35% of Britain actually voted in the European Elections. I know plenty of pro independence people who use it as a reason who didn't vote in the EU elections, and they alone are the reason that UKIP won. UKIP won because the only people who could be bothered voting were the angry, swelled up bigots of the UK, and the rest didn't do their part, and are the sole reason UKIP are in.
User avatar #65 - ennaburning (06/11/2014) [-]
Scotland did vote for UKIP, one of the MEPs for Scotland is UKIP so it's not just England you can blame for that.
#58 - montybalboa (06/11/2014) [-]
Democracy is each person having an equal view on who runs the country, so England having more seats is perfectly understandable. However, I do think that MPs from specific regions/nations should have more power on policies that affect their region/nation, but that just opens up another can of worms.

It's also important to accept that UKIP is still a minority, and that realistically either Cameron or Miliband is going to be the next PM. Personally I'm very glad that they are enjoying their 15 minutes of fame now, during fairly unimportant European elections, rather than next year.

Also please consider the fact that the politicians that would run an independent Scotland will likely be no better than the UK's. It's incredibly easy for pro-independence politicians to beat their drum about independence to garner votes, whilst not really mentioning other important issues (much like UKIP is doing with membership of the EU)
User avatar #42 - minorian (06/11/2014) [-]
Holy fuck, I couldn't read a single word without a very prude Scottish accent.
#37 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
The UKIP vote was a protest against the tories and the general idea has been shared across Europe as member states seek to re-negotiate their terms of membership (Since the EU has been dick swinging and igoring everyone for the past 10 years.) Whats more, don't pretend Scotland is innocent when UKIP was like 3rd from top there too. Whats more, The SNP which did get the majority is very similar to UKIP anyway, except replace the retarded 'leave EU' agenda with 'leave the UK.'

This is the problem with democracy, people vote based on emotion and ignorance. Economically and politically the split would not benefit Scotland. The only reason it has any support is because of childish rebelliousness.
#30 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
As a brit living in th outskirts of Bham
i can confirm very very few vote for tory pricks

London has more seats and regions so 5 small areas of london outskirts has more voting power than the west midlands, all of london has more voting power than wales + midlands, scotland, and the north east.

All of which are very unlikley to vote for tory bastards.
User avatar #28 - neoexdeath (06/11/2014) [-]
What's the difference between this, and the state system the USA uses?
#33 - repostsrepost (06/11/2014) [-]
There is almost nothing similar between this and the state system in the US.
User avatar #46 - neoexdeath (06/11/2014) [-]
Well its vaguely similar, a group of political entities grouped together under a common government. I'm just trying to wrap my head around it
User avatar #108 - nimba (06/11/2014) [-]
It's more complicated than states, scotland is a country in some respects and just a region in other respects. The whole thing is a mess
User avatar #24 - foromil (06/11/2014) [-]
I admit to being lost when it comes to British politics... Could somebody explain what a "tory" is?
User avatar #109 - nimba (06/11/2014) [-]
Tory: the dirtiest word in UK politics, yet still the government party.
User avatar #41 - minorian (06/11/2014) [-]
Tories are members of the Conservative Party in England.
#38 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
Tory: 'A cunt'
User avatar #22 - Endofzeeworld (06/11/2014) [-]
It's the old saying about democracy,
"Two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner"
User avatar #21 - monswine (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm from Quebec, I support Scottish independence, just wish Scotland would return the favour now and then.
#81 - Looks like the guy behind him is trying to stop him if you ask… 06/08/2014 on Me at a party 0
#9 - People boasting about how they survived the awful heatwaves an…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Surviving The Heat Wave +4
User avatar #29 - Cammeh (05/25/2014) [-]
I second this..
Hearing people complaining about the heat whilst im sitting here in scotland makes me feel so upset
#24 - cezand (05/25/2014) [-]
Scotland, not wearing kilt, filthy casual.
#4 - Take chicken over, go back, take corn over, pick chicken back … 05/07/2014 on Life 0
#17 - When driving I like to believe any red light is always JUST ab… 04/21/2014 on This Design Should Be... +1
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