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Date Signed Up:4/22/2011
Last Login:7/28/2014
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#1 - The Gazelle seems to be doing it fine without a tail Scrubs  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2014 on The magic tail +47
User avatar #8 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
It also has hooves, not paws
User avatar #7 - xdiabolicx (07/23/2014) [-]
And yet it got ate. Who's the scrub now.
#3 - tomowrath (07/22/2014) [-]
lolled at the pic
User avatar #4 - popnotes (07/23/2014) [-]
Why did you have to bring back feels
User avatar #2 - crazyhindu (07/22/2014) [-]
Its actually sacrificing torque and therefore speed, which is why the cheetah can catch up.
#12 - Thats only relevant in an actual duel Invaders have n…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Link in description +3
User avatar #13 - Tsquared (07/22/2014) [-]
agreed, but I've been summoned with red soapstone/dragon eyes many times only to have the host right behind me, attacking the second i'm up
#3 - Picture 07/22/2014 on babyshower +3
#46 - I do love being straight, white, male scum  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Tumblr SJW gold +2
User avatar #49 - fitemeirlbro (07/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #58 - CollinTB (07/21/2014) [-]
Every time I come across somebody else who likes Andrew Jackson Jihad, or even knows who they are, we become BFFs by default.

whether they like it or not
User avatar #59 - fitemeirlbro (07/21/2014) [-]
good
User avatar #51 - fuccthedevil (07/21/2014) [-]
ur my friend now
User avatar #52 - fitemeirlbro (07/21/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #53 - fuccthedevil (07/21/2014) [-]
yey
#1040 - "Nickname" Dont really give a shit what you… 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#40 - Its even worse with the most recent patch in DS2, they reverte… 07/21/2014 on Pretty much. 0
#20 - Picture 07/16/2014 on Emerald Herald +26
#9 - Picture 07/12/2014 on They saw me 0
#95 - "Gah! Fuck! What are you?"  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Addy's Saloon +19
User avatar #188 - armenia (07/11/2014) [-]
Fallout 3 fagotr
User avatar #189 - tonyxx (07/11/2014) [-]
That was one of the lines you can choose when you first meet gob. dumbass
User avatar #195 - armenia (07/11/2014) [-]
oh yeah that's right slut
User avatar #198 - amata (07/11/2014) [-]
To be fair, there are two reactions you can have when first meeting Gob, and laxwarriord chose the douche one, so he deserves a good insult
#71 - Ah yes Happy -> Grumpy 07/09/2014 on Season 1 vs season 4 +19
#61 - Because thats never happened, the "console war" goes…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on steam is the best steam +3
User avatar #95 - kinginyellow (07/09/2014) [-]
At least then it had fucking creativity, like the "Sega does what Nintendon't" line. Now it's just PC gamers posting the same thing about 30FPS or 720p to the point that it's just retarded.
User avatar #63 - corsairair (07/09/2014) [-]
It's never been so violent and hate filled though as it is now though.
#1664 - **laxwarriord rolls 221,900,431** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#83 - Oh hey, im sorry I wouldnt think of my daughter as a "sla… 07/08/2014 on God's anger 0
#19 - Then lets hope you are never a dad, because you would be a shit one  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2014 on God's anger -8
#88 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
Say what you want, but this guy's right.

These are just two girls having fun. They're young. They're doing something stupid. I've done stupid things as well, and everyone has at one point or another.

Children will make mistakes growing up. Good parents relate with their kids and help them learn because they've also made those mistakes. Bad parents make their kids dwell on their mistakes and make them feel terrible.

Looking at your daughter as a whore will make her feel like a whore. Then she'll become a whore with daddy issues.

inb4 any of the children on this site know anything about parenting.
#23 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
liberal retard detected
#22 - boothead (07/08/2014) [-]
If you're daughter is a slut, and you think of her as a slut, then how does that make you a terrible dad?
#83 - laxwarriord (07/08/2014) [-]
Oh hey, im sorry I wouldnt think of my daughter as a "slag", because she shook her ass up and down

Christ its not like you're catching her sucking off 10 dudes or something
#42 - gypsydude (07/08/2014) [-]
ohh baby
#34 - mytwocents (07/08/2014) [-]
#56 - dwaynejon (07/08/2014) [-]
#78 - Or vodka, one of the main drinks consumed by trashy white girl…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on idiot +3
#157 - undercow (07/09/2014) [-]
I can honestly say that I do not know one girl who will drink a pure cup of vodka. especially not a pregnant one. not to say that it isn't out there, I just don't think that this is the case. (this pic also unrelated)
#40 - Go ahead, thumb me down, doesnt make it any less true 07/07/2014 on How football should be played. +3
#7 - You dont have to ask a dog before you fuck it, they cant file … 07/07/2014 on Angry Dog 0
#8 - I never see the fuss about child leashes, i wore one when i wa… 07/07/2014 on 'Murica strikes again +28
#3 - MFW Mathturbator 07/07/2014 on Greentext +116
#324 - If i think i might fail whatever im playing, i sometimes add a… 07/07/2014 on The comparison between... 0
#418 - Moms against the endangered dolphins Its because they… 07/07/2014 on What stupid shit do you... 0
#26 - Jesus fucking christ its no that hard, "Soccer" come…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on How football should be played. -9
User avatar #72 - bonlino (07/07/2014) [-]
then why dont you pronounce it 'sosser' (phonetic)
#67 - brisineo (07/07/2014) [-]
Not to mention, the word "Soccer" was originally coined by England.

Don't act so hypocritical bongland.
#40 - laxwarriord (07/07/2014) [-]
Go ahead, thumb me down, doesnt make it any less true
#24 - Picture 07/05/2014 on Love of Family +16
#49 - I sense a conspiracy Why dont the Americans call it J… 07/05/2014 on HAPPY 4TH OF JULY +1
#17 - FUCK AMERICA, YEAH 07/04/2014 on Happy July the Fourth! -1

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User avatar #1 - hotpost (02/19/2014) [-]
first
#2 to #1 - laxwarriord ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok props, didnt expect that today
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