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Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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- "Gah! ****! What are you?"
That was one of the lines you can choose when you first meet gob.
oh yeah that's right
To be fair, there are two reactions you can have when first meeting Gob, and laxwarriord chose the douche one, so he deserves a good insult
- Ah yes Happy -> Grumpy
Season 1 vs season 4
- Because thats never happened, the "console war" goes…
steam is the best steam
At least then it had fucking creativity, like the "Sega does what Nintendon't" line. Now it's just PC gamers posting the same thing about 30FPS or 720p to the point that it's just retarded.
It's never been so violent and hate filled though as it is now though.
- **laxwarriord rolls 221,900,431**
Roll for Red Text
- Oh hey, im sorry I wouldnt think of my daughter as a "sla…
- Then lets hope you are never a dad, because you would be a **** one
Say what you want, but this guy's right.
These are just two girls having fun. They're young. They're doing something stupid. I've done stupid things as well, and everyone has at one point or another.
Children will make mistakes growing up. Good parents relate with their kids and help them learn because they've also made those mistakes. Bad parents make their kids dwell on their mistakes and make them feel terrible.
Looking at your daughter as a whore will make her feel like a whore. Then she'll become a whore with daddy issues.
inb4 any of the children on this site know anything about parenting.
liberal retard detected
If you're daughter is a slut, and you think of her as a slut, then how does that make you a terrible dad?
Oh hey, im sorry I wouldnt think of my daughter as a "slag", because she shook her ass up and down
Christ its not like you're catching her sucking off 10 dudes or something
- Or vodka, one of the main drinks consumed by trashy white girl…
I can honestly say that I do not know one girl who will drink a pure cup of vodka. especially not a pregnant one. not to say that it isn't out there, I just don't think that this is the case. (this pic also unrelated)
- Go ahead, thumb me down, doesnt make it any less true
How football should be played.
- You dont have to ask a dog before you **** it, they cant file …
- I never see the fuss about child leashes, i wore one when i wa…
'Murica strikes again
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