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#1664 - **laxwarriord rolls 221,900,431** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#83 - Oh hey, im sorry I wouldnt think of my daughter as a "sla… 07/08/2014 on God's anger 0
#19 - Then lets hope you are never a dad, because you would be a **** one  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2014 on God's anger -8
#88 - anon (07/08/2014) [-]
Say what you want, but this guy's right.

These are just two girls having fun. They're young. They're doing something stupid. I've done stupid things as well, and everyone has at one point or another.

Children will make mistakes growing up. Good parents relate with their kids and help them learn because they've also made those mistakes. Bad parents make their kids dwell on their mistakes and make them feel terrible.

Looking at your daughter as a whore will make her feel like a whore. Then she'll become a whore with daddy issues.

inb4 any of the children on this site know anything about parenting.
#23 - anon (07/08/2014) [-]
liberal retard detected
#22 - boothead (07/08/2014) [-]
If you're daughter is a slut, and you think of her as a slut, then how does that make you a terrible dad?
#83 - laxwarriord (07/08/2014) [-]
Oh hey, im sorry I wouldnt think of my daughter as a "slag", because she shook her ass up and down

Christ its not like you're catching her sucking off 10 dudes or something
#42 - gypsydude (07/08/2014) [-]
ohh baby
#34 - mytwocents (07/08/2014) [-]
#56 - dwaynejon (07/08/2014) [-]
#78 - Or vodka, one of the main drinks consumed by trashy white girl…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on idiot +3
#157 - undercow (07/09/2014) [-]
I can honestly say that I do not know one girl who will drink a pure cup of vodka. especially not a pregnant one. not to say that it isn't out there, I just don't think that this is the case. (this pic also unrelated)
#40 - Go ahead, thumb me down, doesnt make it any less true 07/07/2014 on How football should be played. +3
#7 - You dont have to ask a dog before you **** it, they cant file … 07/07/2014 on Angry Dog 0
#8 - I never see the fuss about child leashes, i wore one when i wa… 07/07/2014 on 'Murica strikes again +28
#3 - MFW Mathturbator 07/07/2014 on Greentext +116
#324 - If i think i might fail whatever im playing, i sometimes add a… 07/07/2014 on The comparison between... 0
#418 - Moms against the endangered dolphins Its because they… 07/07/2014 on What stupid shit do you... 0