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#42 - Do you think dogs just randomly started off in the wild as our…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Mary Fucking Poppins -2
User avatar #50 - bokkos (01/10/2013) [-]
The thing with dogs is that we domesticated them while we as a species were still wild. There was no such thing as captivity, we were all on the same boat. We lived in a more symbiotic relationship with wolves; We benefited from them and they benefited from us. Not to mention the natural pack tendency of wolves makes them ideal for domestication, like certain ungulates (e.g. cows) with herding habits. Many small primates are fiercely territorial on the individual level, making them very unsuitable for companionship.
I'm not saying they're not cute, and if they were domesticated I'd definitely want one, but as it stands they are better off wild.
#44 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
interestingly enough, bones from ancient man suggests that canine's weren't the first animal to have been domesticated by humans. instead it was the fox, prized for its hunting capabilities, though i have no idea where the article i read on it has gone.
#45 - laxitup (01/10/2013) [-]
Not really sure why that is important in this argument, but hey
#31 - Because he looks so terrified and unhappy right. Do you think …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Mary Fucking Poppins -9
#40 - fmalchemistt (01/10/2013) [-]
You're retarded. The only way people can get their hands on a slow loris is via illegal poaching. Their bites are poisonous so the poachers remove their teeth. With WIRE CUTTERS. And NO anaesthesia. Much of the time the slow loris dies from infection just weeks after. Also, they're an endangered species, and that's more than enough of a reason to NOT have them as a pet. Domestic or not.
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#47 - laxitup (01/10/2013) [-]
Stopped reading after "You're retarded," it is like starting a research paper with "Dude check this out."
User avatar #36 - bokkos (01/10/2013) [-]
Guess what: The slow loris is not a domestic animal. They have an incredibly high mortality rate in captivity, in addition to being known to have aggression issues. Sometimes their teeth are removed so they don't murder anyone. Also, they can mix a substance from their armpit glands with their saliva to spit a poisonous gunk all over the place.
So tell me: Do dogs suffer high mortality rate sin captivity? No. Do you remove a dogs teeth because of the danger it poses? No. Can a dog spit poisonous junk everywhere? No. So fuck off Mr. Edgy, we don;t need your uneducated bullshit here.
#62 - ichbinlecher (01/10/2013) [-]
Not to nitpick - but I am pretty sure that the mortality rate is equal in domestic and in the wild: 100%. Everything dies. What you actually want is how quickly it dies, average age of death, and cause of death in those situations in order to prove abuse.

That all said: the real problem is that it is poached. That makes it illegal to have. That is the end of this argument really, unless the grounds for legal hunting and capture is to be questioned, in which case figure that out before going at each other's throats over if you want to own the cute thing.
User avatar #67 - bokkos (01/10/2013) [-]
In regards to domestic animals, mortality rate denotes non-natural causes of death.
#43 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
lol first sentence you said made it seem like an animal actually starts domesticated. and aggression can be bread out of a species, that's been proven by scientists over in Siberia that managed to breed foxes over there, 1 group that became docile and very non-aggressive, and the other that was bread to be very aggressive. interesting side note, their fur ended up changing colors based on their testosterone levels and ultimately their aggression levels. though i do say, if you want a pet, avoid one that can be Poison, or die in captivity.
#42 - laxitup (01/10/2013) [-]
Do you think dogs just randomly started off in the wild as our pets? No we domesticated them. There are many dogs that have "aggression issues." I can guarantee you that dogs have had their teeth removed before. About the poison, touche. But I can also guarantee that when dogs were first being domesticated many of them died
User avatar #50 - bokkos (01/10/2013) [-]
The thing with dogs is that we domesticated them while we as a species were still wild. There was no such thing as captivity, we were all on the same boat. We lived in a more symbiotic relationship with wolves; We benefited from them and they benefited from us. Not to mention the natural pack tendency of wolves makes them ideal for domestication, like certain ungulates (e.g. cows) with herding habits. Many small primates are fiercely territorial on the individual level, making them very unsuitable for companionship.
I'm not saying they're not cute, and if they were domesticated I'd definitely want one, but as it stands they are better off wild.
#44 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
interestingly enough, bones from ancient man suggests that canine's weren't the first animal to have been domesticated by humans. instead it was the fox, prized for its hunting capabilities, though i have no idea where the article i read on it has gone.
#45 - laxitup (01/10/2013) [-]
Not really sure why that is important in this argument, but hey
#226 - I threw a baseball one time in my backyard does that make me a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on My own secret +1
#227 - jmastermafia (01/09/2013) [-]
Agreed...on both points
#222 - Being a whore and getting video taped does not make you a porn…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2013 on My own secret +3
#224 - jmastermafia (01/09/2013) [-]
So you're an expert, eh?
#226 - laxitup (01/09/2013) [-]
I threw a baseball one time in my backyard does that make me a baseball star.

On an unrelated note Misfits was fucking awesome before they got rid of him
#227 - jmastermafia (01/09/2013) [-]
Agreed...on both points
#414 - become, at 395th comment, yeah I think its already quite succe… 01/07/2013 on Atheist logic -1
#82 - yeah but as you saw when he grabbed those(they were near the b… 01/07/2013 on Grab All You Can In 156... 0
#143 - The last one is how the zombies start 01/07/2013 on Oddities comp +1
#27 - No because it is so subtle 01/05/2013 on Get it? +3
#63 - HAHA tricks on you Nicky boy I dont have a girlfrie... wait … 01/04/2013 on How to lift +2
#35 - The ad didn't originally have those arrows, there are two diff…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on don't share used pot needles 0
User avatar #85 - aahrg (01/02/2013) [-]
I had suspected as much, just pointing it out
#105 - He was also in American Pie Band Camp, I don't recommend watch… 01/02/2013 on WTF! 0
#145 - and then you woke up as a hobo with only one flower, but you c…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on The Simple Life 0
User avatar #146 - thewalruss (01/02/2013) [-]
Well... no... I just wanted to share with you the remarkably happiness of me because I don't have to water the plants anymore.
#64 - Maybe everyone gets it, and you not getting that everyone gets… 01/01/2013 on TItle is irrelevant 0
#51 - blackmail for money then. Damn you are uncreative 12/30/2012 on The Risks of Cheating 0
#19 - What are you some kind of pussy? Blackmail that bitch  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2012 on The Risks of Cheating +2
#49 - deltadevilbladebtu has deleted their comment.
#51 - laxitup (12/30/2012) [-]
blackmail for money then. Damn you are uncreative
#93 - Yeah there is definitely no such thing as a safety. (Could eas… 12/29/2012 on Bond, James Bond 0
#591 - because shes a porker, and thats what porkers do 12/29/2012 on The Temptress +2
#139 - Her name is Kisha Wilson 12/28/2012 on do you even lift? 0
#244 - wow I hope that is sarcasm, because "mfw I have no face&q… 12/27/2012 on tiny +1
#168 - or you know, you saw one guy on 4chan say it, and you thought …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on tiny -4
User avatar #220 - pasiusquotum (12/27/2012) [-]
Lol, you're fucking gay. Yes, because all internet memes come from 4chan, right buddy?
#244 - laxitup (12/27/2012) [-]
wow I hope that is sarcasm, because "mfw I have no face" most definitely came from 4chan you fucking retard. And no I do not think that "all" memes came from 4chan.
#43 - Because in your heart you know it to be true 12/20/2012 on Intimacy +2
#39 - she wants the d  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Intimacy +4
User avatar #41 - koolkidkonnor (12/20/2012) [-]
and yes. its obvious she wants the D. but she is 20 and married....kinda fucked up on her part.
User avatar #40 - koolkidkonnor (12/20/2012) [-]
i knew those exact words would be the reply to my comment
#43 - laxitup (12/20/2012) [-]
Because in your heart you know it to be true
#263 - hurp lets go to "Funnyjunk" and take **** … 12/17/2012 on Double standards 0
#141 - how about 6'1'' with a 30 inch waste? 12/17/2012 on First World Problems 0
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