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#32 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Metal +1
#36 - articulate (10/01/2013) [-]
Stannis' sword is all light and no heat.
User avatar #44 - kraagmar (10/01/2013) [-]
And thus not the true Lightbringer. The true Lightbringer burns with an intense heat.

Legitimate spoiler if you're not up to date with the books:

All signs point to Lord Snow as Azor Ahai.
#45 - articulate (10/01/2013) [-]
"All signs."
So we're ignoring the priest who insists it's Daenerys? I think they will come together and Stannis will be the light and Daenerys the heat.
User avatar #47 - kraagmar (10/01/2013) [-]
Okay, so most signs.

Melisandre keeps seeking Azor Ahai in her fires, but keeps finding Jon. Also, at the end of Dance, Jon is stabbed by Bowen Marsh, who is crying (the salt), and Martin uses the word "smoking" to describe Jon's wounds. And according to patterns in the previous books, Jon is most likely not truly dead.

Your theory seems pretty plausible, though, I'll give you that.
#52 - articulate (10/01/2013) [-]
Salt and smoke, eh? I just checked and you're right he does use the word smoking. It still doesn't seem likely though.

In the prologue Varamyr says "Mance should have let me take the direwolf. There would be a second life worthy of a king." Then after Jon has been stabbed he whispers "Ghost."
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#7 - xkaggerx (04/08/2012) [-]
Dont forget the ******* suitcase this time.
#6 - penix (04/08/2012) [-]
bro, you can't forget your suitcase .....
bro, you can't forget your suitcase .....
#5 - Womens Study Major (04/08/2012) [-]
You probalbly wonder why these messages are sent to you.
I will clear it up.
You have been chosen, YES YOU! are the chosen one!
So whatever you do where ever you go!
Don't forget the suitcase.


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User avatar #4 - tenminutevision (04/08/2012) [-]
DUDE, you can't forget your suitcase

#3 - camwilskel (04/08/2012) [-]
dont forget your suitcase
User avatar #2 - lickitysplit (04/08/2012) [-]
don't forget your suitcase dude

User avatar #1 - alecsucks (04/08/2012) [-]
dont forget the suitcase
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