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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:10/31/2014
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#146 - Actually I prefer to say: "DJ 4DM1NISTERING" 05/03/2013 on moot +1
#57 - will the bloodshed never end? 05/01/2013 on 1945 -4
#125 - I feel like she is reading my mind 04/28/2013 on a female charging her phone +1
#227 - Where are you from? 04/27/2013 on lift with your heart 0
#127 - That flag ruin all the camouflage.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Butterfly Wisdom -1
User avatar #178 - aussiepridevil (04/27/2013) [-]
tank camouflage is not meant to hide the tank (how the fuck can you hide a tank unless it's covered in foliage,etc) it's meant to make it harder to sight the weak points at longer ranges (an AT gun will have a harder time hitting the rear/side armour if the pattern of the chassis is broken up with a camouflage)

the flag is meant for allies to ID the tank as friendly.
#164 - Actually its the same here in Mexico, and I think its the same…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2013 on lift with your heart +4
#225 - wagastragas (04/27/2013) [-]
on my country its backwards, public schools got amaing ppl private just douches have gone to both
User avatar #227 - lawyerdude (04/27/2013) [-]
Where are you from?
#47 - I forgot my name since the accident  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on 404 +20
#120 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
That's cheating
#369 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
not since the accident
#10 - Picture 04/16/2013 on This explains everything! -2
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#6 - ******* Firehouse Subs 04/16/2013 on first look at dlc 0
#333 - Can you give us the ability of change our account names after …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on What is one small change... +19
User avatar #339 - RockyTheEvilRock (04/12/2013) [-]
thats actualy a really good idea
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#62 - Years studying laws to end litigating with corrupt opponents …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on I hate my life +1
User avatar #107 - pulluspardus (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm not a native english speaker as well, but your english is fine.
#169 - Its a joke, don't drink bleach or suicide in a violent and sur… 03/15/2013 on Stunning realization +2
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#153 - No, the problem with Satan was that he starts to love himself … 03/12/2013 on Sympathy for the Devil +1
#241 - can be anywhere* 03/12/2013 on Good luck Florida 0
#239 - Nice, but its scary when you cant see the spider anymore, it c…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Good luck Florida +1
User avatar #241 - lawyerdude (03/12/2013) [-]
can be anywhere*
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User avatar #230 - largilloquent (03/12/2013) [-]
>be yesterday
>find big wasp nest under porch
>really sucks cause its under my feet
>be today
>no wasps jammin under my feet wonder why
>spider web blocks there escape
>thanks spiderbro
#239 - lawyerdude (03/12/2013) [-]
Nice, but its scary when you cant see the spider anymore, it cant be anywhere
User avatar #241 - lawyerdude (03/12/2013) [-]
can be anywhere*
#18 - Nagger  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2013 on 'Murica +1
User avatar #20 - TheMather (03/08/2013) [-]
Nope, social democrat.
#69 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
what's the difference?
#13 - Obama to the rescue  [+] (25 new replies) 03/08/2013 on 'Murica +13
#76 - killerblue (03/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - TheMather (03/08/2013) [-]
That's communism. Obama's leading towards socialism.
At least get your facts straight before you try being funny.
User avatar #19 - thisusernameisalie (03/08/2013) [-]
No. Not socialism. Fascism. His Health Care Act is the definition of fascism, where the state controls competition. Not to mention the NDAA, the Kill List, the extension of the misnamed Patriot Act.
User avatar #43 - smokingman (03/08/2013) [-]
So health care is fascism.
Then most european counties are fascist dictatorships.
Thank you, i never noticed that.
User avatar #45 - thisusernameisalie (03/08/2013) [-]
Way to make me say something that I obviously didn't say.

Health Care isn't fascism, no, but requiring people to buy health insurance (what the affordable health care act does), is.
User avatar #52 - smokingman (03/08/2013) [-]
You americans have the tendency to confund morality and politics; maybe a relic of the puritan fundaments of american society.
What if it's fascism?
Is fascism bad?
How many bad things have the US governments done?
User avatar #55 - thisusernameisalie (03/08/2013) [-]
Sorry that's unprovoked force.
User avatar #54 - thisusernameisalie (03/08/2013) [-]
The use of force is always immoral.
User avatar #56 - smokingman (03/08/2013) [-]
Then the US governments, and thus the people behind them, are deeply immoral.
How many proxy wars, how many war crimes?
How many civilians dead?
User avatar #62 - thisusernameisalie (03/08/2013) [-]
Did you think that I would disagree with that?
User avatar #72 - smokingman (03/08/2013) [-]
No, I did not.
I just don't like morality to be involved in politics.
Politics are a mean trough which society mediates economical interests.
That's it, no good/evil, fascism/democracy.
Only money.
User avatar #77 - thisusernameisalie (03/08/2013) [-]
That's economics.
User avatar #79 - smokingman (03/08/2013) [-]
What is the role of politicians?
Representing and promoting interests.
As I said, money.
You can argue my statements, not Marx's.
User avatar #60 - alyosha (03/08/2013) [-]
I love how you turned "Obama's leaning towards socialism" into an attack on the US for killing innocent civilians.

Because the two are completely related and there's a clear logical flow from one to the other.
User avatar #64 - smokingman (03/08/2013) [-]
Oh i have nothing to say about Obama.
I just question morality.
User avatar #21 - TheMather (03/08/2013) [-]
Facism is when the state holds supreme power. Health care controlled by the government and paid for by tax money is socialism.
User avatar #24 - thisusernameisalie (03/08/2013) [-]
That's not what the Affordable health care act does. It's essentially ordering people and companies to purchase health care and extends medicare benefits. It's a form of fascism, though not it's purest form. Fascism is also marked by Private profits and public losses: i.e bailouts.
User avatar #25 - TheMather (03/08/2013) [-]
Going by what it does, so is socialist healthcare. And no, that's still not facism. Go read up on your political theory before you try accusing someone of facism.
User avatar #26 - thisusernameisalie (03/08/2013) [-]
"Fascism operated from a Social Darwinist view of human relations. Their aim was to promote superior individuals and weed out the weak. In terms of economic practice, this meant promoting the interests of successful businessmen while destroying trade unions and other organizations of the working class. Historian Gaetano Salvemini argued in 1936 that fascism makes taxpayers responsible to private enterprise, because "the State pays for the blunders of private enterprise... Profit is private and individual. Loss is public and social. Fascist governments encouraged the pursuit of private profit and offered many benefits to large businesses, but they demanded in return that all economic activity should serve the national interest."

Socialism is the public ownership of the means of production, and public ownership of the good produced by said means.

Fascism has private ownership of the means of production but the government tells you what to do with it and how you could use the goods that come out of it. We have economic fascism right now, not Socialism. Fascism goes by many names, Corporatism, and Crony Capitalism just to name a few.

User avatar #30 - TheMather (03/08/2013) [-]
If you haven't noticed, several of the points in that description for facism go against Obama's policies. What you have is a transitional system from the gradual implementation of socialism.
User avatar #36 - thisusernameisalie (03/08/2013) [-]
Fascist governments have always said that it was for the good of a society. Hitler justified his action by giving the people's wealth back from the Jews, creating living space. Even though fascism is a form of social darwinism, it masquerades itself as being benign.

Fascism and Socialism does share many common features. According to Sheldon Richmen, an economist with econlib.org, "As an economic system, fascism is socialism with a capitalist veneer."
User avatar #18 - lawyerdude (03/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - TheMather (03/08/2013) [-]
Nope, social democrat.
#69 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
what's the difference?
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