Mein Fuhrer!

This one is just awesome

I have to sift through a certain file of mine for half of these xD

That is terrifying.

And with this I will head to bed.

I've been getting into this album a lot lately.

I've been listening to MF DOOM for a while now.

I'll listen to that in a bit

I don't know why but I just enjoy the lead singers voice in Fall out Boy and just higher pitched guys voices like Silversun Pickups and, Coheed and Cambria.

Maybe higher pitch are actually able to sing without messing up by sounding like James Earl Jones.

Maybe? lol
Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy can sing pretty low, but he uses falsetto more than anything so he goes on vocal rest a few times.
What other bands or artists do you like bro?

Gorrilaz, Daft Punk, Metallica, Dangermouse, Queen, and whoever does the gamegrump remixes.

I listen to Fall Out Boy sometimes and laughed when they appeared on Happy Tree Friends

I love the Gorillaz and Enjoyed most of Discovery by Daft Punk.
I enjoy Queen just not as much as a lot of people but I do prefer them over the Beatles.
I haven't listened to dangermouse and the gamegrumps remixes.
I enjoyed watching them die in the HTF thing, and the episode went with the music.

The other bands I listen to is My Chemical Romance, Boy Hits Car, Say Anything, Rise Against, and my absolute favorite The Lawrence Arms. All of them have very emotionally charged songs and thats what I enjoy because all of them aren't super mopey. MCR just gets a bad rap because of its fan-base and being labeled "Emo".

MFW I am making this an opportunity

How pictures like that work on FunnyJunk

But what I posted isn't actual **** or porn and that is what pisses me off.

Moderator logic: sees something with ass or tits. BAN

Yet tits get frontpage almost everyday

Oh is the content fun- nope, just tits.

Yu Fukin Wot m8?

I can outrun even the best British runners when I run in a serpentine motion since they can only make right turns.

I can run faster than a ****** when his bitch gets pregnant.

I can run faster than a ****** hearing a all you can eat at KFC

Well **** , I'm out done haha.

MFW moralfags say I'm awful for telling jokes like this and I reply back "We're all alwful inside, you dumb ****** "

You think your morals are better then mine?



Please tell me how much of an actual life you have outside of the internet.

I'm glad we have words for shutting people up or if they can't with words then i'm glad we have fists.

Amen to that.

And words that we try to make work to dissolve a situation then it blows up.

Mfw

No really that is my face, that is me.

I really want to see someone like that in a situation like this

Also, nice picture

I don't know why , but stories from 4chan are amusing, no matter how ****** up they are.

Haha I would to just to screw them over.

Thanks man

*awful*

Awful?

I was correcting my spelling error with the picture of Steve-O

Yeah, I did. I don't care to talk politics though lol

Yeah, me neither. Politics are for the old and stubborn. I'm watching Ed Edd N Eddy with the one where they pretend to be spies and my sides went into orbit in the scene depicted below.

Like my political ideas are pretty liberal and more for power to the people rather than Government. I wrote a fanfic over EEnE once when they all grew up

I fanfics of shows or games showing "Whatever happened to?" scenario

Also, I have too many pictures and gifs.

Some fanfics are good others piss me off by not staying true to the actual characters.

I do too lol

Fanfics can range from pretty cool content to OH GOD, WHAT THE **** !

Read "Cloud mows the Lawn" then get back to me.

I already have and please don't remind me of that trap.

I think you mean "Crap" not Trap xD

I did because I was shaking from being reminded of it

Have you read Gorge? It's another creepy story

Sweet apple massacre is just as bad.

I remember the creepypasta, Suicide Mouse. It was scary for me until I saw the video where kitty0706 made fun of it.

Russian sleep experiment scared the **** out of me.

It was scary until the end where the scientist doesn't give a **** anymore and blows the guy's brains out. Humanity, **** yeah.

I crapped my pants in No End House

Candle cove creeped me out because I swear I remember it..

Have you read the SCP foundation stories. Pretty creepy and cool post.

I haven't but I've read Hope is Lost which was pretty odd.

I read many of the video game creepypastas. The one that made me NOPE the **** out of there is the Pokemon black one.

BEN is the most famous of the Video Game Pastas I think, I haven't read that many pasta

There are some funny creepypastas such as the one about the guy and his dog running away from zombies then hiding in a house and finally shooting his dog then himself and the last thing he sees is a poster for a halloween block party.

lawerancearm benevolentpsycho

This... was unexpected

Why?
If you mention me, im gonna come

Honestly... the gif says it all.

I read it in his voice

Don't we all?

xD I DIED!

Ego(As Waddle Doo): 'I CAN SEE EVERYTHING!
Jon(As Kirby): (laughs) Jus'- Hey-hey, d' you wanna hang out man?
Ego(As Waddle Doo): I can see... Kirby, I can see the future! KIRBY, IT'S NOT PRETTY! I like pizza

I just started watching them as Game Grumps and its just them being friends, thats what I enjoy the most out of it

I also watched it for the same reason because they joke, play around, and challenge each other. What real friends do while playing games.

Me and my friend Alex were thinking of doing the same just for fun... and he insisted on a Mario Party series.... I hope our friendship lasts trough that infernal game.

That sounds awesome and I hope that continues for you. I loved the Mario Party series
Luigi: I win!
Arin: EVERYBODY'S DEAD!

I like the series too but when playing with friends... things get heated

Heated how?

Once I was in the top spot then... well got sent to last and yeah...

Mario party can be brutal, especially the jump rope or cannon minigames

That ******* Jumprope game has ****** me quite a few times

or the bowser minigame where you have to memorize all the ******* fruit or lose

The Balance game over the ******* VOLCANO!

That game was the bane of my existence and always lost while playing that one. My friends laughs pierced my soul before I whooped their ass in another minigame.

I was doing amazing at that one and it was only my friend dani, who was sitting on her boyfriend next to Me. We were neck and neck till I pulled ahead, her boy friend hit my hand and got her the win... I raged so hard.

Then there's ******* bowser with his 100 star present and books it out of there. I think I channeled in the rage of the angry space marines

Nostalgia Critic :3


But That game ruins friendships sometimes

You ever seen the Nostalgia Critic comic from Shadbase?

Board games also ruin friendships

I haven't.


Unless that board game is monopoly... then it is just a matter of who falls asleep first

Here's the comic with Shadbase making fun of the "shove down my fandom even when you don't want it" fans
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Monopoly ruins marriages, relationships, friendships, and life itself.

Woke up and felt as good as this cat

I slept in the living room and ended up in my bedroom. I don't know how I should feel about this.

Pidgey got you there.

How I feel when a tiny bird carries me across the sky.

My reaction to a tiny bird not even a 36th of my weight carrying me through the skies.

MFW I play Skyrim and ride a dragon for the first time.


Also, that gif startled me because it didn't move at first

Skyrim was a good game in the sense that we are close to having almost fully interactive games where humans are the controller.

<--- Pennywise for no reason.

I used to be scared to **** like that until I realized that I was human and I was the scariest ******* thing on the planet.

All I know is that when I was like 7 or so I watched it and laughed and smiled instead of getting terrified, I have no idea why but when everyone else was going "Dude, that movie is the scariest thing I've ever seen." I smiled looked up, then in a mimiced Pennywise voice I said...

[color=red] "You'll float, they all float... and when you're down here... You'll FLOAT TOO! [/color]

Attempting color get.

Their FW they heard me say it after trying to laugh it off.

We all float down there.

I think the new horror movies pretty stupid and only either focus on ghosts or showers of blood, boobs, and gore rather than original scares that the old movies had.

There are a few newer ones that are good, mostly made by Lionsgate, that are pretty good. The best well known horror movie that was great was Saw not the whole series but a few of them because it was supposed to teach and not just be a gorefest. My Favorite horror movies other than IT are Deaths of Ian Stone, Pandorum, and Sunshine.

I liked eraserhead, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and The exorcist because of the random scares.

Hellraiser was funny and so was The Fly... Quite a few horror movies now don't have that very subtle sense of humor. I mean if you really watch them they all have that one little bit of humor that makes you feel dirty for laughing at it.

I think horror movies sparked my fetish for monstergirls. I don't know if that's disgusting or normal on the internet.

Depends on where you post, I had a thing for slime girls for a while.

That's why i'm on google searching for different monstergirls to get actual ideas for drawing.

I remember reading a whole page or 7 about slime girl anatomy, chemistry and etc... It was fun to say the least.

I just found a picture of all the female races, including monsters. I am now choosing which one is good to draw.

I'll be back, time to grab some cheesecake!

Cheesecake

*orgasms internally*

We can build a new one!

From talking about porn to building las Vegas style cities.

Now lets talk about funny webcomics

I rather enjoy VGcats and Questionable content. How about you?

VG cats: because of ****** up humour
WHOMP!: picture describes it all
Penny Arcade: video and tabletop games
Shadbase: imagine if Zone sama did comics
Perry Bible Fellowship: more ****** up humour
Many Guys Doing Manly Things: you just have to see it for yourself

QC is about music and bashing hipsters lol

Bashing hipsters? I gotta check that out!

It is really good, think Friends but in a comic form and more hipster

Here is one of shadbase's comics. He makes offensive comics, sexual comics, and a mixture of the two

I've seen that one before and it made me chuckle

It's funny because Mass effect romances weren't this tedious. HOLY **** !

Got any favorite post from questionable content.

Heres one of my favorites

I covered my hands from laughter so hard they went into my eyes. Also, that was funny as hell.

It has its moments haha

Another of my favorite comics is Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Especially the one with the dying old man telling his wife he t-bagged her while taking pictures of it.

That is so evil... So evil it just...might Work!

What's another good webcomic?

Oglaf for obvious reasons.

I feel remorse for Ivan as he is the only sane one in that universe. I hope he gets out of that coma soon and gets lucky with someone.

I feel bad for the Dead Apprentice

A "normal" person in Oglaf

Sorry about the delay, I was logged in but I was away from the computer

Nothing to be sorry about, but while you were away I did find out how Pizza Hut is the leading cause of broken toilets.

You must tell me.

It went like this

H..Hi!

Have I been busy on here and ****

I've been dealing with really bad allergies lately :/

I'm so sorry about your allergies
also I feel like being raped by Gabe Newell isn't fun

Its cool man, I have no idea why but it has gotten worse lately like my eyes were watering and crying and I didn't even know till my friend pointed it out to me.

Pikachu for your troubling time with Gaben?

Allergies can be annoying at times, even when you're fine one moment.

To show how it feels like here's Sheldon failing at using a flail

Agreed, like I haven't been to any doctors in a very long while and I should talk to them about it especially cause my allergy pills don't seem to work any more.

Sheesh... you made me realize how much hentai I have seen where he is somehow involved in Jenny doing something super sexual...

Are we really having 2 conversations at once? haha

There are many , but ZONE-SAMA takes the 1st place prize for hentai.
........ We really are having 2 conversations.

******* Zone xD I am still waiting for them to do something Xion or Kairi.
Maybe do something with Namine/Kairi getting boned at the same time as Sora/Roxas and you could click and switch to the other or something.

The first one I watched was the Skullgirls one with Filla. Then I stopped being such a bitch and watched the rest of the animations.

Picture is my reaction to watching for the first time and my father walking in. Thank god I had headphones.

I have never gotten caught haha. Their animations incorporate quite a bit of humor and thats what I enjoy like with the videos of Zone-tan reporting on what they are doing.

Mfw Never been caught.

I like how Zone-tan is calm at first , even with Zone-sama's douchebaggary. Then goes insane by the mention of weird porn.

Even at the slightest hint of pony related porn Zone-tan flips out

Goes to show that even evil has standards.

I giggled when they had to cut her off the air for 10 seconds.

I'm gonna go hit the hay, my allergies are driving me bonkers again. Good night and stay classy. I'll post on yours tomorrow.

Good night and post on my wall since I don't want to be rude for no reason.