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Facebook Profile: I don't use facebook
Youtube Channel: I only use it to make playlists. It isn't that imp
Steam Profile: That is only something I share with friends. Howev
Consoles Owned: PC (but you knew that), Xbox 360 pre-kinect, PS3 slim, 3DS
Video Games Played: My library has over fifty titles and shows no signs of slowing it's growth.
X-box Gamertag: I made this when I was a teenage
PSN: I don't use my playstation to pl
Interests: I'd rather let my comment record speak for that. Mostly because I'm lazy.
Date Signed Up:10/12/2011
Last Login:9/30/2014
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No, I have no relation to the Legend of Dragoon character. I'm truly sorry that you got your hopes up but really, it's just an all too spooky coincidence. In fact, I haven't even played that game.

As for my physicality, I hardly see how such a thing would be relevant to a virtual portrayal of my own glorified wish-fulfillment.

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#153 - chaika (08/21/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #154 to #153 - lavitts (08/21/2014) [-]
GWAAH! Wherethehelldidyoucomefrom!?
User avatar #155 to #154 - chaika (08/22/2014) [-]
You left a comment on my profile apparently but I cant see it.
User avatar #156 to #155 - lavitts (08/22/2014) [-]
Oh.
I think that's because it was lewd.
#157 to #156 - chaika (08/24/2014) [-]
puush it or link it from imgur.
I wanna see it.
User avatar #158 to #157 - lavitts (08/24/2014) [-]
danbooru (dot) donmai (dot) us/data/sample/sample-701187ea82b447805a9bf28d539794c1.jpg
#159 to #158 - chaika (08/25/2014) [-]
That face is a little ehhhhh
#134 - gmshini (08/11/2013) [-]
How's Canada to the left, good sir?

( www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4538963/Canada/ )
#135 to #134 - gmshini (08/11/2013) [-]
a bit to the left*
User avatar #136 to #135 - lavitts (08/11/2013) [-]
Hot + Muggy + Wet
#137 to #136 - gmshini (08/11/2013) [-]
That's always fun.
User avatar #138 to #137 - lavitts (08/11/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. Totally.
#139 to #138 - gmshini (08/11/2013) [-]
Wait a minute, hot, in Canada a bit to the left?
User avatar #140 to #139 - lavitts (08/11/2013) [-]
We do have seasons here.
#141 to #140 - gmshini (08/11/2013) [-]
Fair enough. When does the 24 hour nights start? I might have to come up there and hang out.
User avatar #142 to #141 - lavitts (08/11/2013) [-]
Um, never actually.
Even in January we still have about 4-6 hours of light.
#143 to #142 - gmshini (08/11/2013) [-]
Are you in southern Canada a bit to the left?
User avatar #144 to #143 - lavitts (08/11/2013) [-]
Yep. Anchorage.
You'd have to go north past Fairbanks to get to the arctic.
#145 to #144 - gmshini (08/11/2013) [-]
Awh, sad days. I was hoping for full night. I'd finally get caught up on all the sleep I don't get. Awh well, I stand by my want to come up there and hang out eventually. Are you going to be up there for just college or staying up there?
User avatar #146 to #145 - lavitts (08/11/2013) [-]
Just college.
I'll be leaving when I get the chance.
#147 to #146 - gmshini (08/11/2013) [-]
Well good sir, we should hang out in a few years when we're both able to. By then we'll both be old enough to drink, so that might be a good thing to do.
User avatar #148 to #147 - lavitts (08/11/2013) [-]
Woohoo!
But for now, I gotta sleep.
Talk to you soon!
#149 to #148 - gmshini (08/11/2013) [-]
o7 (little saluting guy)

Night good sir. Talk to you then.
#132 - guiguito Comment deleted by lavitts [-]
User avatar #133 to #132 - lavitts (04/03/2013) [-]
I said my piece and you may take it however you wish, but if you're so petty as to harass me in my own home, then you are as childish as you are ignorant. Goodbye.
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User avatar #130 to #129 - lavitts (12/09/2012) [-]
Well I'll be damned...
User avatar #121 - dirigiblequixote (10/08/2012) [-]
Hey, long time no see!

What's up, man? Did you ever get that fanfic of yours revised?
User avatar #115 - cripplecrawler (09/04/2012) [-]
im not done with you
User avatar #116 to #115 - lavitts (09/04/2012) [-]
I swear I don't have any money!
#118 to #117 - lavitts (09/04/2012) [-]
Oh. Right. Crap, how do I do this again? let's see, focus on iiit, maybe if I just turn it arounTHERE WE GO!


ORAAAAAA
#119 to #118 - cripplecrawler (09/04/2012) [-]
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#120 to #119 - lavitts (09/04/2012) [-]
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
User avatar #109 to #108 - lavitts (08/15/2012) [-]
Oh god, where did all that furry skunk come from?!
User avatar #110 to #109 - waffies (08/15/2012) [-]
eh, it's all tagged under 'Sabrina'. You'll prolly find the Teenage Witch eventually
User avatar #111 to #110 - lavitts (08/15/2012) [-]
Wowzers.
User avatar #112 to #111 - waffies (08/15/2012) [-]
Paheal is an interesting site.
User avatar #113 to #112 - lavitts (08/15/2012) [-]
I love it with all of my dick.
User avatar #114 to #113 - waffies (08/15/2012) [-]
the tags system only works with proper nouns, and instead of spaces you use underscores.

EX: princess_peach

Caps or not i dont recall. Have fun
#80 - neverborn (06/15/2012) [-]
okay here we go
User avatar #99 to #82 - lavitts (06/15/2012) [-]
yippee!
User avatar #101 to #101 - neverborn (06/15/2012) [-]
^ ^
yeah, pretty happy with my stash, if you have any I don't: feel like sharing some?
User avatar #102 to #103 - lavitts (06/15/2012) [-]
I don't, but what I do have is a legion of Pokemon reaction pics, if you want them.
User avatar #73 - ariusbrightwing (04/30/2012) [-]
*Peck*
User avatar #74 to #75 - lavitts (04/30/2012) [-]
Hooo are you?
User avatar #75 to #76 - ariusbrightwing (04/30/2012) [-]
HAW!! No but really, it's not important which peep-le I talk to, is it?
#76 to #77 - lavitts (04/30/2012) [-]
I guess it R'lyeh isn't.
#78 to #79 - lavitts (04/30/2012) [-]
I guess one change of subject begets another...
User avatar #70 - dirigiblequixote (04/23/2012) [-]
So.

How 'bout that fanfic, eh?


But seriously though, any progress on it? I'm anxious to get a good crack at it.
User avatar #71 to #72 - lavitts (04/23/2012) [-]
I have character sheets, an outline for the whole damn thing, and I'm almost done with school.
User avatar #72 to #73 - dirigiblequixote (04/23/2012) [-]
Excellent. I look forward to reading it.
User avatar #67 - dirigiblequixote (03/26/2012) [-]
So.

How 'bout that fanfic, eh?
User avatar #68 to #69 - lavitts (03/27/2012) [-]
I've had to put it on hold, since my Senior Research Paper has been dominating my life for the past month or so. Don't worry though, this is normal for me, and I don't give up. I'll contact you with results.
User avatar #69 to #70 - dirigiblequixote (03/27/2012) [-]
'Kay. Good to hear.
#61 - dirigiblequixote (03/07/2012) [-]
So, how's that new chapter coming along?
So, how's that new chapter coming along?
User avatar #62 to #63 - lavitts (03/07/2012) [-]
Actually, I've been sick. I've also made a decision about the entire project.
I'm scrapping the diary format altogether.
User avatar #63 to #64 - dirigiblequixote (03/07/2012) [-]
Interesting. I guess you'll be rewriting the first chapter, then?
User avatar #64 to #65 - lavitts (03/07/2012) [-]
Well, prologue first.
User avatar #65 to #66 - dirigiblequixote (03/07/2012) [-]
Alrighty. Let me know when it's ready to be ripped apart critiqued.
User avatar #66 to #67 - lavitts (03/07/2012) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #55 - dirigiblequixote (03/01/2012) [-]
Okay, so, my thoughts on your fanfic. Only took me two weeks to get to it.

Well, it's quite well-written mechanically - the only error I saw was its/it's confusion, which didn't take away from the story. I didn't actually realize it was an Elder Scrolls crossover until the very end, to be honest. It'll be interesting to see how you handle the story.

The major thing that strikes me about it is that I don't really know who the guy is - I get a very detailed description of him physically, but not much in the way of character. I'm not sure if this was intentional or not, but it doesn't give the reader a whole lot of reason to be interested in what happens to him.

Honestly, it didn't seem like a whole lot happened in the first chapter - the only thing I can think to suggest would be to give the reader a better understanding of Our Humble and Suffering Narrator (flashback would probably be the easiest way).

There are also a couple of continuity things that struck me, keeping in mind my very limited experience with the Elder Scrolls:
- How does he know what a cartoon is? If he doesn't, why would he describe himself as cartoony?
- I know that Tamriel has gunpowder, and thus presumably guns, but the image of a Nord carrying a gun is really weird. It's not ruinous, but I would try to remove it from the story somehow.

Ultimate creative decisions are, as ever, yours. If one of my complaints/suggestions is borne of ignorance, please tell me so and I'll do my best to avoid bringing it up in the future.
User avatar #56 to #57 - lavitts (03/01/2012) [-]
You raise a lot of good points. Points I've been able to cover through conversation with those who've been able to read it in person. However, now that you raise them here, I can see the attention they need, so thanks.

In the way I presented the Stranger, I wanted to have him as less of the focal point of the story, and more of a teller, with the worlds he visits being more centerstage. I could use some help getting that across. Or do you think it would work better too flesh him out?

As for the Elder Scrolls, I should probably go back and try to drive the point more that he isn't originally from Tamriel, just having passed through, as he is with Equestria. Thank you for raising that point. Do you think a prologue would work? Maybe the final page of "Diary 10" which takes place in Skyrim?

Lastly, please don't look at any of your questions or concerns as ignorant, because that is exactly what I need. If my readers are confused or having trouble with what I'm putting out there, then I didn't do well enough explaining it.

Thank you for your input; I hope to hear back soon. Also, I'm hoping to have part 2 done by Friday. Unless we hit a bump with this part.
User avatar #57 to #58 - dirigiblequixote (03/02/2012) [-]
Well, I think that you can both have him be a teller and somewhat focal - for instance, he writes very formally in his diaries. If someone were as well-travelled as he, I think that something as intimate as a diary would have a lot of his character in it - political views, past lovers, dirty jokes scrawled in the margins, that sort of thing.

You don't need to kill yourself showing that he's not from Tamriel. A page of Diary 10 would work, as would an offhand mention of other worlds that he's visited. Whichever is appropriate, really. I think the latter would work better, and could also introduce the gun he carries. Even if it's just a passing mention, it's better than nothing, and certainly better than thinking he's managed to finagle a gun out of Skyrim.

Well, now that I know that it isn't an Elder Scrolls crossover, my lack of knowledge is less of an issue, so I'll definitely be able to be more confident about critiquing.
User avatar #58 to #59 - lavitts (03/02/2012) [-]
I like the dirty jokes bit. If it's fine with you, I'll be saving all of this as a word document for future reference. Thank you again.
User avatar #59 to #60 - dirigiblequixote (03/02/2012) [-]
Not problem at all, man. Glad I can help after taking so long to read the damn thing.
User avatar #60 to #61 - lavitts (03/02/2012) [-]
It's cool. The best part about hobbies: NO TIME LIMIT WOOHOO!
User avatar #53 - dirigiblequixote (02/28/2012) [-]
I come before you to beg forgiveness once again. It's 11:16 at night for me (17 of February), and my plan is such:
- read through your fanfic so that I finally do that
- think about it overnight and during the day tomorrow
- get a critique written tomorrow

Just letting you know that this is my plan.
User avatar #54 to #55 - lavitts (02/28/2012) [-]
Okay. See ya then.
User avatar #39 - dirigiblequixote (02/20/2012) [-]
**dirigiblequixote throws himself at Lavitts's feet and grovels**

It's been more than a week, and I haven't read your fiction or provided feedback on it.

I am so, so sorry. I . . . god, I don't even . . .

It's close to midnight where I am, but I swear to you I will read it first thing tomorrow.
#40 to #41 - lavitts (02/20/2012) [-]
DQ.... I too have been harboring a secret.

I... I HAVE YET TO FINISH CHAPTER 2!!!
User avatar #41 to #42 - dirigiblequixote (02/20/2012) [-]
GASP, SHOCK, HORROR

I guess we're both kind of at fault, eh? This has a bitter irony to it.
Still, though. A writer's laziness is far more forgiveable than a reader's, and I'm sorry for not getting back to you sooner.

RarityLetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain.jpg
User avatar #42 to #43 - lavitts (02/20/2012) [-]
That we won't.
I'll try to make progress on it tomorrow before going in to work.
User avatar #43 to #44 - dirigiblequixote (02/20/2012) [-]
Hey, don't kill yourself over it. I mean, it's good that you want to work, but don't go getting sleep-deprived.
User avatar #44 to #45 - lavitts (02/20/2012) [-]
Oh no, you've got it all wrong! See, I don't go in until 1300, so I have plenty of time!
User avatar #45 to #46 - dirigiblequixote (02/20/2012) [-]
One o'clock in the afternoon? Man, I'm jealous.

Alright then. I look forward to reading your story.

like i was a week ago oh god why
User avatar #46 to #47 - lavitts (02/20/2012) [-]
It's okay, I'm nothing if not patient. Why, I once waited over twenty years for my revenge to be complete, and for those that wrongly imprisoned me to have justice brought upon them.
User avatar #47 to #48 - dirigiblequixote (02/20/2012) [-]
. . .

. . .

O . . . kay, then. I'm gonna stifle my curiosity and just remind myself never to wrong you in any way, shape, or form.

Not that I would ever have reason to, but still.
User avatar #48 to #49 - lavitts (02/20/2012) [-]
heheh, I was just referencing The Count of Monte Cristo. My favourite book. Nobody has really betrayed me yet.
User avatar #49 to #50 - dirigiblequixote (02/20/2012) [-]
You . . . it . . . the count of monte cristo . . .

I love you. Homo and everything.
User avatar #50 to #51 - lavitts (02/20/2012) [-]
Shh, shh. It's okay. You should sleep now, we all should.
User avatar #51 to #52 - dirigiblequixote (02/20/2012) [-]
You're right, you know.

G'night.
User avatar #52 to #53 - lavitts (02/20/2012) [-]
Night.
User avatar #33 - dirigiblequixote (02/06/2012) [-]
Your last PM to me kind of got eaten by FJ's message system. Could you resend it or copy-paste it here?
User avatar #34 to #35 - lavitts (02/06/2012) [-]
Sure:
Oh, sorry. So I'll have for you on Friday.
User avatar #35 to #36 - dirigiblequixote (02/06/2012) [-]
Ah, okay. I saw that message. I replied to that wondering if you'd be comfortable giving me editing privileges on the GDoc and I was worried that your response to that had been eaten.

So, to clarify: do you feel comfortable letting me edit the GDoc?
User avatar #36 to #37 - lavitts (02/06/2012) [-]
yeth. Indeed I do. Also, I'm going to try to finish the second "chapter" of it since MLP doesn't really feature in Entry 1.
User avatar #37 to #38 - dirigiblequixote (02/06/2012) [-]
Thank you. I look forward to this greatly.
User avatar #38 to #39 - lavitts (02/06/2012) [-]
And I look forward to your feedback.
User avatar #24 - ilovehitler (01/29/2012) [-]
Lavitts, I am glad to see you as a Brony. Tell me, do you remember our little 'conversation'?
#25 to #26 - lavitts (01/29/2012) [-]
Um...no. Should I?
Um...no. Should I?
User avatar #26 to #27 - ilovehitler (01/29/2012) [-]
Not necessarily. I just find it interesting that somebody who I debated with about ponies, with you on the against ponies, is now a pony lover. It was quite a fun thread.
User avatar #27 to #28 - lavitts (01/29/2012) [-]
Um... can I get a link to that?
User avatar #30 to #31 - lavitts (01/29/2012) [-]
By. The. GODS! YOU!
I remember everything! What I did, what I said, what I- woah, uh, ow.
I feel, weird, ooohkay this is, this not good. Ow. I think I need to sit down.
*THUD*
User avatar #31 to #32 - ilovehitler (01/29/2012) [-]
I must say, it is a pleasure seeing how you have changed.
User avatar #32 to #33 - lavitts (01/29/2012) [-]
Really? Heh heh. A lot has changed since then. You'd see quite the change over by sifting through my other conversations. I wouldn't though, it's crazy. So much has happened over the past year, I could win a fanfic award just by telling my story.
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User avatar #10 - dirigiblequixote (01/16/2012) [-]
So, how are you enjoying the show so far? I simply must know.
User avatar #11 to #12 - lavitts (01/16/2012) [-]
Well, I watched the first two episodes Saturday, and ended up going through episode five by the time I went to sleep. Yesterday I watched the next five. And since I plan on getting to fifteen tonight, I guess you could suggest that I'm hooked.
User avatar #12 to #13 - dirigiblequixote (01/16/2012) [-]
Nice.

SO WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE PONY LAVITTS MINE'S RARITY So do you plan on reading any fanfiction or anything once you're caught up?
User avatar #13 to #14 - lavitts (01/17/2012) [-]
Well, maybe. I don't like to get ahead of myself. I'll get back to you when I'm caught up.

And my favorite is Twilight Sparkle, not that you're curious or anything.
#14 to #15 - dirigiblequixote (01/17/2012) [-]
Twilight and Rarity are my favourite ponies. Nice :)
And if you do decide to start reading fanfiction, I can recommend a few of the better ones.

I'll stop bugging you now, though. I have homework and stuff.
User avatar #15 to #16 - lavitts (01/17/2012) [-]
Ooh, that sucks. Well thanks for the offer. It's nice to have acceptance despite my... checkered past.
User avatar #16 to #17 - dirigiblequixote (01/17/2012) [-]
Checkered past? Naw, man, good-natured trolls like you are precisely what the gay community around here need.
User avatar #17 to #18 - lavitts (01/17/2012) [-]
Oh, I wasn't always a hobby-troll. No, I was... a lot worse once.
User avatar #18 to #19 - dirigiblequixote (01/17/2012) [-]
Love and tolerance, remember? The only experience I have with you is your current, friendly self, and there have been a lot of new gay community around lately. You'll be fine.
User avatar #19 to #20 - lavitts (01/17/2012) [-]
Thank you. It's good to finally find peace.
#21 to #22 - lavitts (01/17/2012) [-]
You really are too kind.
You really are too kind.
User avatar #22 to #23 - dirigiblequixote (01/17/2012) [-]
**dirigiblequixote hugs Lavitts**

If Fluttershy has taught me anything, it's that there's no such thing as too much kindness, friend.
User avatar #23 to #24 - lavitts (01/17/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #2 - meglikescookies (10/12/2011) [-]
I added and subbed because you were an epic anon ^^
User avatar #3 to #2 - lavitts (10/12/2011) [-]
Thank you, allow me to respond in kind!
User avatar #6 to #7 - lavitts (10/12/2011) [-]
No longer alone.
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