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I really do love you guys sometimes:3 Especially after I've had a cup of coffeecomment
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Gender: female
Interests: Wasting my life on this addictive site; I actually like school; Science, bitches; doctor who (not obsessed); absolutely no feels, I am a cold-hearted bitch with no soul.
Date Signed Up:12/27/2011
Last Login:5/25/2013
Location:USA
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Ginger, and will fucking steal your soul. I really enjoy smart people, though I may seem like a dipshit in the comments section. IQ- 130, legally tested (fuck yeah!). Going into the Army so they can pay for me to get a fucking education- Chemical Engineering. I have a lot of plans in my life, moving to UK is one. I'm also an un-feeling, cold-hearted bitch. Love you, guys (except the dumbass, rude, ignorant fucks that fill this sight) xx GO SCIENCE!

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#1309 - ohkay :3 Learned something new today Haven't played po…  [+] (1 new reply) 27 minutes ago on sweetellie's profile 0
User avatar #1310 - sweetellie (19 minutes ago) [-]
Knowing is half the battle ;3
I can't go more than a year without having some kind of pokemon input in my life. I'd go insane because it's the only thing I'm good at D:
#223 - this is my most favorite comment... like ever. 29 minutes ago on Satanics 0
#24 - I love you so much right now My two favourite shows! 05/24/2013 on Doctor Who Dump 0
#4 - First time I've laughed so hard I cried in a very long time. … 05/24/2013 on 4chan at its best. +6
#22 - let's do this shit the girl in first looks like a bitch 05/24/2013 on I need your help +3
#26 - Looked like the kitty was gonna float away!:3 05/24/2013 on When I stand up after a few... 0
#70 - dude, same here, only most of my shit is clothes moving su…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on lauryn's profile 0
User avatar #71 - satanisthesavior (05/24/2013) [-]
Enjoy your shower.
#68 - you have no idea!;P haha it's hilarious! I LOVE IT! It…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on lauryn's profile 0
User avatar #69 - satanisthesavior (05/24/2013) [-]
My day sucked. I'm moving soon, so I'm trying to pack up all my shit. Got, like, 5 storage container's worth plus two suitcases and a duffel bag, plus two full trashbags of crap that I hauled out. I didn't even realize I had so much stuff...
User avatar #70 - lauryn (05/24/2013) [-]
dude, same here, only most of my shit is clothes
moving sucks. Especially in the summer
I'm gonna go shower
Talk to ya later:3
User avatar #71 - satanisthesavior (05/24/2013) [-]
Enjoy your shower.
#191 - I like you, too, thanks 05/24/2013 on Satanics +1
#168 - I'm not a Satanist, these aren't my rules. But if they wer…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Satanics +1
User avatar #171 - captainfuckitall (05/24/2013) [-]
I like you
User avatar #191 - lauryn (05/24/2013) [-]
I like you, too, thanks
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User avatar #67 - satanisthesavior (05/24/2013) [-]
Religious shitstorm, I take it?
User avatar #68 to #67 - lauryn ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
you have no idea!;P
haha it's hilarious! I LOVE IT!
It's so nice to make all these fuckwads actually THINK
I love political/religious debates
How was your day?
User avatar #69 to #68 - satanisthesavior (05/24/2013) [-]
My day sucked. I'm moving soon, so I'm trying to pack up all my shit. Got, like, 5 storage container's worth plus two suitcases and a duffel bag, plus two full trashbags of crap that I hauled out. I didn't even realize I had so much stuff...
User avatar #70 to #69 - lauryn ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
dude, same here, only most of my shit is clothes
moving sucks. Especially in the summer
I'm gonna go shower
Talk to ya later:3
User avatar #71 to #70 - satanisthesavior (05/24/2013) [-]
Enjoy your shower.
User avatar #51 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
Yay! More friends!
User avatar #52 to #51 - lauryn ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
w00t!!!
DUDE oh my god... the other night, I had a dream I was Satan's girlfriend
Weird as hell
User avatar #54 to #53 - lauryn ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
lmao
same... he was hot as fuck, I have mixed feeling about this dream haha
User avatar #55 to #54 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
Well now I'm curious to hear the details of this dream...
User avatar #56 to #55 - lauryn ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
okay, so first he was haunting my house and shit and staying in the shadows, and it was so fucking scary. I often have terrible nightmares that make me jump out of bed shaking uncontrollably with only being half awake, so I'm surprised that this one turned out to be good.
Satan and I decided to talk it out, I wanted him to leave, he wanted to stay. So I sat on the couch and waited for him, the rest of my family was watching a movie. So he comes out of the shadows, and I expect him to be scary with horns and shit, but no, he comes out and he's hot as hell (pun intended lol). In my dream, he had dark brown hair long to a little past his shoulder, dark rown eyes, and a really dark complexion, totally HAWT.
Anyways, he comes to sit beside me, and neither of us said a word, it was, like, instant that I liked him, didn't give a fuck that he haunted my house. So I layed down on his lap, and then my dream became flashes of us having good times, sex, cool stuff like that. It was pretty awesome.
User avatar #57 to #56 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
... awesome.

Unrelated note: I often have nightmares that wake me up as well. I've gotten used to them though (I fall back asleep within a few minutes).
User avatar #58 to #57 - lauryn ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah same, it's traumatizing though, I dont take stress well. So anyways, your profile says your female...
User avatar #59 to #58 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
... Yes, yes it does.
User avatar #60 to #59 - lauryn ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Congrats on that!
lol anyways another stupid and obvious question- you're satanist?
User avatar #61 to #60 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
... congrats on my profile saying I'm a female?

And yes, I am. Are you?
User avatar #62 to #61 - lauryn ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
haha no congrats on being female x}
I'm pretty much everything, satanists have good morals, as far as I can tell, and you don't shove your religions down people's throats, but am I hard-core? Nope. I especially like the Hindu religion, it's so peaceful:3
Would you mind explaing Satanism?
User avatar #63 to #62 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
Just for the record, I'm physically a male. Mentally though, I act more female than I do male, which is why I listed female as my gender on here. I need to talk to a psychologist about that at some point...

Anyways, Satanism in a nutshell is about doing whatever you want as long as it doesn't affect others (who don't want to be affected, that is). For example, if you like to get drunk every night and you do so in a place where that is okay (your own place, a bar, etc.) then that's cool. But if you do it in public, or you do something like get drunk then start driving a vehicle you are affecting others and that's not cool. Really, that's it. Do what you want as long as nobody else is affected.
User avatar #64 to #63 - lauryn ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
holy shit.... that's the most amazing thing I've heard...
I wouldn't have guessed that you're male..
I should get to bed, message me if ya get bored:3
Ciao
User avatar #65 to #64 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
Sweet dreams :3
User avatar #66 to #65 - lauryn ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
you too:3
#50 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you deserve to go fuck yourself whore
#49 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you're a cunt. i hate you.
#45 - N. Korean citizen (04/01/2013) [-]
i saw ur tits
User avatar #46 to #45 - lauryn ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
I dont do porn
#47 to #46 - N. Korean citizen (04/01/2013) [-]
it was text msge
User avatar #48 to #47 - lauryn ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
oh my god you need to leave me alone. obviously i dont text you for a reason
User avatar #44 - sirbrentcoe (03/20/2013) [-]
i didn't know it was a meme either... that bitch is all over my content...
#43 - eldoug **User deleted account** (02/18/2013) [-]
Welcome back
#42 - eldoug **User deleted account** (02/15/2013) [-]
/wave
User avatar #36 - imadethistopost (12/11/2012) [-]
remember me?
User avatar #37 to #36 - lauryn ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
I remember your username yes, not the instance in which we met though, why?
User avatar #38 to #37 - imadethistopost (12/12/2012) [-]
because, while knowing you has been brief i am informing people that i am departing for boot camp within the week.
User avatar #39 to #38 - lauryn ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
boot camp? as in for the armed forces? which branch (if so)?
User avatar #40 to #39 - imadethistopost (12/13/2012) [-]
marine corp
User avatar #41 to #40 - lauryn ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Thats what Ill be going into in less than a year!:)
User avatar #34 - theflamingfire ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
I hate the look of youtube
User avatar #35 to #34 - lauryn ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
Me too, why the fuck do they keep changing it??
#32 - N. Korean citizen (12/01/2012) [-]
anon comments on your appearance in a complimentary way. take that!
User avatar #33 to #32 - lauryn ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
Awuh thanks:) why'd you have to be anon? No fair:P
User avatar #17 - imadethistopost (11/20/2012) [-]
hello, stranger.
User avatar #18 to #17 - lauryn ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #19 to #18 - imadethistopost (11/20/2012) [-]
your pic looks familiar...
User avatar #20 to #19 - lauryn ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
really?
maybe you know me lol
User avatar #21 to #20 - imadethistopost (11/21/2012) [-]
you from the mid west?
User avatar #22 to #21 - lauryn ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
im from texas
User avatar #23 to #22 - imadethistopost (11/21/2012) [-]
i'm from Massachusetts but moved to Nebraska.
User avatar #24 to #23 - lauryn ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
oh welp..
maybe you stalked me in a past life
User avatar #25 to #24 - imadethistopost (11/21/2012) [-]
you believe in reincarnation?
User avatar #26 to #25 - lauryn ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
well yea but im not about to shove my beliefs down your throat, so dont worry
User avatar #27 to #26 - imadethistopost (11/21/2012) [-]
nah don't worry, i'm christian/ hindu so i'm very open about the topic.
User avatar #29 to #27 - lauryn ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
I actually have a Hindu (I think) necklace, a symbol for 'Om' its my fave (at least i think its Hindu)
User avatar #30 to #29 - imadethistopost (11/21/2012) [-]
neat, here'd you find one of those?
User avatar #31 to #30 - lauryn ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
it was at a local Chinese antique store, love that place <3
User avatar #28 to #27 - lauryn ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
oh cool:) i admire the Hindu religion, so intellectual and peaceful
User avatar #15 - elwhopper (11/20/2012) [-]
damn, you're fuckin hot
User avatar #16 to #15 - lauryn ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
lol, uhm thanks
User avatar #1 - bumasmokebro (01/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - lauryn ONLINE (01/13/2012) [-]
Haha ur silly xD
User avatar #3 to #2 - bumasmokebro (01/13/2012) [-]
Just wanted to fill the empty space <_<

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