O please, boy don't even get me started.
My ships on another level and its already departed
When I ride I do it with style,
Let me demonstrate sit you ass down for a while.
Bitch Im flawless, What i'll do to you is lawless
I'd ravage this land through and through
1 lift of my finger is more than you could ever do
So dont ever try to step to me rick
Get out of here scum you make me sick!

Arrg! Spongebob! Get back to work boy!
Leave the rappins to the captins A'hoy!
I dont pay you to play with your boyfriend
in fact I dont pay you, that policy shan't bend
get back to work on you fryer ya shrimp
Maybe i'd take ya on if ya weren't a wimp!
that smell, that smelly smell is you!
You stink! worse than Patrick's poo!

O please calm down Krabs
Actually keep yellin, that formulas up for grabs
Its your good old friend, the one the only plankton
Now, krabs I could have that formula by now dont pretend
But i just like to play it cool, not make a big deal
Because one day, the chum bucket will serve a Krappy patty meal!

Did somebody hear something?
The names Sandy-Cheeks, now I'll sing!
I'm the roughest, toughest critter in Texas
Smartest one too, just ask any of my X-es
I'll pummel anyone who crosses my state!
Harder than I Ka-Ra-Te spongebob on a date
A Warrior of Land and Sea...
The fiercest beast that will ever be

O please, A squrill what can you do Scum?
One moment let me take a sip of rum.
Your weak and pathetic, hail to the captain
For gods your more pathetic then that plankton
So when you speak to the captain you better say Aye Ayea
Don't mess with a captain or you will surely die.
Whats that kids? No need to reply!

Yargh! There be only one true captain
The flying Dutchman Master of Sin
My crew is eternal, but they're dorks
at least they're my dorks, look! my tongue forks!
My ship flies and glows a ghostly green
just like me! you can see in my scowl I'm MEAN!
I Haunt the Seven Seas for all of eternity!
I am the frightening and ultimate fear Entity!
I shoot fire from my nose, what animosity!
Bikini bottom? Why I'll Fry the whole City!

Well if it isn't my old friend Squidward
You're path seems to only go downward
I live a very Rich, beautiful and Fancy Life
It's everything you dreamed of, endure the Strife!
I'm Squilliam Fancyson III, How's that for a title?
I own a yacht, yet i do no work, nor am i idle
I'm too busy impressing all your would-be friends!
so... cashier... it seems this is where your road ends

O please, Squlliam your just a popular wanna-be
Nothing compared to me, Im practically a celebrity
I'm Larry the Lobster, the bikini bottom's strong man
I'm perfectly ripped and toned, you, pathetic you don't even have a tan
In'm the life guard, but I wouldn't saved you spoiled fancy life
And I anyhow im to busy poking all the lady's, Including your wife!

You think you're a bigshot? huh lobster man?
I've never seen a meme of you, its an internet ban!
CCCHHHOOOOCCCOOOOLLLAAAATTTEEE!!!
Yehahaha! I've got you where i want you, you took the bait
I rule the internet, ME! and I only needed one episode!
how long have you been around? still not in internet mode?
I'll buy all of the chocolate in the SEA! In the World!
AND I'LL EAT IT ALL MYSELF! And watch as the wolrd unfurld

I've bigger things to worry than in internet Chocolate obsession
Because strangling tattle tales is my profession.
If you say one word of what I just said.
Then next morning you'll be found dead.
Who needs to be a meme when your someone like me.
I don't need chocolate, when I can just strangle everyone in the sea.
What's that sound? Someone losing their dignity?
And anyway eating chocolate will make you big and fat.
When your chasin down tattle tales you have no time for that!
Now, lets not tell anyone about this, we can just pretend
Becasue if you utter a single world, your life will end.