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#34893 - I have not played videogames with you in two years, that needs…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on bobJML's profile 0
User avatar #34896 - bobJML (04/14/2014) [-]
sdfghj done
#11 - That's Prairie park, I know the guy who did that, his name was… 03/05/2014 on It's the finer things in life. +5
#79 - Oh, that was from a movie/book called "John dies at the e…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on (1656) 0
User avatar #80 - Truth (02/14/2014) [-]
Okay
#25 - Of course, a chipped head means yet another trip to the hardwa…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2014 on (1656) 0
User avatar #74 - thebestpieever (02/09/2014) [-]
No. Both are news. Nothing of the original axe remain. It belongs to the same person and probably rests in the same place, but the original axe is no longer in your possession.
#45 - badmonkey (02/08/2014) [-]
No.
Say Boy A is in a relationship with Girl A, then they break up and Boy A hooks up with Girl B, then they split and Girl B becomes Boy B's girlfriend, is Boy A still in the same relationship with Girl A?
Obviously not.
User avatar #29 - Truth (02/08/2014) [-]
He's not right, because both the ax head and the ax handle are new.
User avatar #28 - inanimateobject (02/08/2014) [-]
John Dies at the End
#24 - The real axe paradox: Solving the following riddle w…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/08/2014 on (1656) 0
User avatar #78 - Truth (02/13/2014) [-]
The Theseus' Ship paradox, right?
I still don't understand, though, why you said that this riddle (or paradox, rather) would "reveal the awful secret behind the universe". Would you please explain that?
User avatar #79 - laughstalgic (02/14/2014) [-]
Oh, that was from a movie/book called "John dies at the end". That was just the direct quote
User avatar #80 - Truth (02/14/2014) [-]
Okay
User avatar #25 - laughstalgic (02/08/2014) [-]
Of course, a chipped head means yet another trip to the hardware store. They sell you a brand new head for your ax. As soon as you get home with your newly-headed ax, though, you meet the reanimated body of the guy you beheaded last year. Hes also got a new head, stitched on with what looks like plastic weed
trimmer line, and its wearing that unique expression of youre the man who killed me last winter
resentment that one so rarely encounters in everyday life.

You brandish your ax. The guy takes a long look at the weapon with his squishy, rotting eyes and in a gargly voice he screams, Thats the same ax that beheaded me!

Is he right?
User avatar #74 - thebestpieever (02/09/2014) [-]
No. Both are news. Nothing of the original axe remain. It belongs to the same person and probably rests in the same place, but the original axe is no longer in your possession.
#45 - badmonkey (02/08/2014) [-]
No.
Say Boy A is in a relationship with Girl A, then they break up and Boy A hooks up with Girl B, then they split and Girl B becomes Boy B's girlfriend, is Boy A still in the same relationship with Girl A?
Obviously not.
User avatar #29 - Truth (02/08/2014) [-]
He's not right, because both the ax head and the ax handle are new.
User avatar #28 - inanimateobject (02/08/2014) [-]
John Dies at the End
#60 - You ask why would anyone want the ladybugs, I will tell you. … 02/08/2014 on Cool Stuff Comp 3 +41
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MONK PRIDE MOTHERFUCKERS
#10 - His name is Hellfire Sentinel Pic unrelated  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Ukraine +1
#23 - legolego (01/28/2014) [-]
now that motherfucker praises the sun
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#60 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#59 - lupislord (07/22/2012) [-]
Sup bro, I guess it's been a while
anyway, kinda bored, so here's Kyle

Hey, fatass, over here, It's me Kyle
The Jew who can kick your ass like Guile
I have a little brother, and his name is Ike
He can also kick your ass whenever he'd like
Want some jew gold? Haha! forget it!
I hate you remember? oh dont have a fit
I'm just the best there ever was at everything
but you fatass, you can't even sing
User avatar #58 - laughstalgic (05/03/2012) [-]
Yest

#55 - bobJML (11/21/2011) [-]
Did you remove me on Steam?
#56 to #60 - laughstalgic (11/21/2011) [-]
No, my love. I would never do such a thing.

#57 to #61 - bobJML (11/22/2011) [-]
Well then why can't I find you?!?!?!?
#41 - lupislord (11/08/2011) [-]
Hi... uh... My name's not Rick  
I'm steerin a ship, comin real quick  
I'm gonna rock your world... with my house  
And... I said house... not your Blouse  
I'm gonna take your stuff and AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!  
How'd I do that? Easy, I just set it to Wumbo!  
Did that Rhyme? i dunno, figure it out dumbo!  
You've got no chance you see?  
To win against Me! Leedle Leedle LEE!  
  
(i dunno I was bored... spongebob rap battle? somtin else? your call)
Hi... uh... My name's not Rick
I'm steerin a ship, comin real quick
I'm gonna rock your world... with my house
And... I said house... not your Blouse
I'm gonna take your stuff and AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
How'd I do that? Easy, I just set it to Wumbo!
Did that Rhyme? i dunno, figure it out dumbo!
You've got no chance you see?
To win against Me! Leedle Leedle LEE!

(i dunno I was bored... spongebob rap battle? somtin else? your call)
#42 to #46 - laughstalgic (11/09/2011) [-]
O please, boy don't even get me started.  
My ships on another level and its already departed  
When I ride I do it with style,  
Let me demonstrate sit you ass down for a while.  
Bitch Im flawless, What i'll do to you is lawless  
I'd ravage this land through and through  
1 lift of my finger is more than you could ever do  
So dont ever try to step to me rick  
Get out of here scum you make me sick!
O please, boy don't even get me started.
My ships on another level and its already departed
When I ride I do it with style,
Let me demonstrate sit you ass down for a while.
Bitch Im flawless, What i'll do to you is lawless
I'd ravage this land through and through
1 lift of my finger is more than you could ever do
So dont ever try to step to me rick
Get out of here scum you make me sick!
#43 to #47 - lupislord (11/09/2011) [-]
Arrg! Spongebob! Get back to work boy!
Leave the rappins to the captins A'hoy!
I dont pay you to play with your boyfriend
in fact I dont pay you, that policy shan't bend
get back to work on you fryer ya shrimp
Maybe i'd take ya on if ya weren't a wimp!
that smell, that smelly smell is you!
You stink! worse than Patrick's poo!
#44 to #48 - laughstalgic (11/09/2011) [-]
O please calm down Krabs
Actually keep yellin, that formulas up for grabs
Its your good old friend, the one the only plankton
Now, krabs I could have that formula by now dont pretend
But i just like to play it cool, not make a big deal
Because one day, the chum bucket will serve a Krappy patty meal!
#45 to #49 - lupislord (11/09/2011) [-]
Did somebody hear something?
The names Sandy-Cheeks, now I'll sing!
I'm the roughest, toughest critter in Texas
Smartest one too, just ask any of my X-es
I'll pummel anyone who crosses my state!
Harder than I Ka-Ra-Te spongebob on a date
A Warrior of Land and Sea...
The fiercest beast that will ever be
#46 to #50 - laughstalgic (11/09/2011) [-]
O please, A squrill what can you do Scum?
One moment let me take a sip of rum.
Your weak and pathetic, hail to the captain
For gods your more pathetic then that plankton
So when you speak to the captain you better say Aye Ayea
Don't mess with a captain or you will surely die.
Whats that kids? No need to reply!

#47 to #51 - lupislord (11/09/2011) [-]
Yargh! There be only one true captain
The flying Dutchman Master of Sin
My crew is eternal, but they're dorks
at least they're my dorks, look! my tongue forks!
My ship flies and glows a ghostly green
just like me! you can see in my scowl I'm MEAN!
I Haunt the Seven Seas for all of eternity!
I am the frightening and ultimate fear Entity!
I shoot fire from my nose, what animosity!
Bikini bottom? Why I'll Fry the whole City!
#48 to #52 - laughstalgic (11/09/2011) [-]
Huh, I ghost? We all know thats not real.
O well, would you like some fries with your meal?
Really, you cant scare me, nothing does
Iv'e lost all of my feeling, I have no buzz
Now, shall I play you a ballid on my clarinet,
I will ravage your ears, something you will truley regret
For I am squidward, the best Musician you have EVER met!
Now, stand back you dead imbecile,
I WILL SHOW YOU A MUSICANS WILL
#49 to #53 - lupislord (11/10/2011) [-]
Well if it isn't my old friend Squidward
You're path seems to only go downward
I live a very Rich, beautiful and Fancy Life
It's everything you dreamed of, endure the Strife!
I'm Squilliam Fancyson III, How's that for a title?
I own a yacht, yet i do no work, nor am i idle
I'm too busy impressing all your would-be friends!
so... cashier... it seems this is where your road ends
#50 to #54 - laughstalgic (11/10/2011) [-]
O please, Squlliam your just a popular wanna-be
Nothing compared to me, Im practically a celebrity
I'm Larry the Lobster, the bikini bottom's strong man
I'm perfectly ripped and toned, you, pathetic you don't even have a tan
In'm the life guard, but I wouldn't saved you spoiled fancy life
And I anyhow im to busy poking all the lady's, Including your wife!


#51 to #55 - lupislord (11/10/2011) [-]
You think you're a bigshot? huh lobster man?
I've never seen a meme of you, its an internet ban!
CCCHHHOOOOCCCOOOOLLLAAAATTTEEE!!!
Yehahaha! I've got you where i want you, you took the bait
I rule the internet, ME! and I only needed one episode!
how long have you been around? still not in internet mode?
I'll buy all of the chocolate in the SEA! In the World!
AND I'LL EAT IT ALL MYSELF! And watch as the wolrd unfurld
#52 to #56 - laughstalgic (11/10/2011) [-]
I've bigger things to worry than in internet Chocolate obsession  
Because strangling tattle tales is my profession.  
If you say one word of what I just said.  
Then next morning you'll be found dead.  
Who needs to be a meme when your someone like me.  
I don't need chocolate, when I can just strangle everyone in the sea.  
What's that sound? Someone losing their dignity?  
And anyway eating chocolate will make you big and fat.  
When your chasin down tattle tales you have no time for that!  
Now, lets not tell anyone about this, we can just pretend  
Becasue if you utter a single world, your life will end.
I've bigger things to worry than in internet Chocolate obsession
Because strangling tattle tales is my profession.
If you say one word of what I just said.
Then next morning you'll be found dead.
Who needs to be a meme when your someone like me.
I don't need chocolate, when I can just strangle everyone in the sea.
What's that sound? Someone losing their dignity?
And anyway eating chocolate will make you big and fat.
When your chasin down tattle tales you have no time for that!
Now, lets not tell anyone about this, we can just pretend
Becasue if you utter a single world, your life will end.
#53 to #57 - lupislord (11/10/2011) [-]
Now where do you think you're goin pipsqueak?
You call yourself a man? you look mighty weak
They call me Dennis... The Mercenary for hire
Deal with it punkass, for I wont soon retire
I've seen many tough guys, down at the tavern
I destroyed them all! Killin is for what I yern
You mustache is fake... but mine is real
I wear 2 pairs of sunglasses, and I'll make you a meal
a sesame seed and a KNUCKLE SANDWICH! and a stabbin
Wanna run and cry? my Big Boot'll keep you from gabbin
No one messes with Dennis! and my red Bandanna
You better have serious cash if you want off my Vendetta
User avatar #40 - laughstalgic (09/12/2011) [-]
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User avatar #39 - laughstalgic (08/26/2011) [-]
**laughstalgic rolls 67**
User avatar #36 - mcstorms (06/20/2011) [-]
Dued chek my profile I found some ironc oc
User avatar #37 to #36 - laughstalgic (06/20/2011) [-]
Cool i made it to the front page well at least i have 600 up thumbs YAY
User avatar #38 to #37 - mcstorms (06/20/2011) [-]
really let me see
#25 - bobJML (05/27/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
#26 to #25 - laughstalgic (05/27/2011) [-]
Quite well sir and how is it going for you?
#27 to #26 - bobJML (05/27/2011) [-]
Oh you know, just The Gaming around.
Oh you know, just The Gaming around.
#29 to #27 - laughstalgic (05/27/2011) [-]
Oh I see i was just participating in the other game.
Oh I see i was just participating in the other game.
#30 to #29 - bobJML (05/27/2011) [-]
No you weren't.
#31 to #30 - laughstalgic (05/27/2011) [-]
BLASPHEMY you cannot tell me what actions i was participating in!
#32 to #31 - bobJML (05/27/2011) [-]
Yes I can.
#33 to #32 - laughstalgic (05/27/2011) [-]
What ridicule i will go to my corner.
#4 - lupislord (05/21/2011) [-]
Yo, its me the world's greatest pokemon
I light up the sky at the break of dawn
I'm pikachu, sparking rodent of thunder
making me mad was your biggest blunder
Team rocket-- fears me, Ash ketchum -- worships me
My legacy is greater than you could ever be
Thunder shock, thunder wave, I'll paralyze you
Thunder bolt, I yell PIK-A-CHUU!
(wanna have another rap fight? feel free to change the topic)
#5 to #4 - laughstalgic (05/22/2011) [-]
lol ur ze best im not that good with pokemon but ill try
listen up right dowb the time hour and day
you know what month it is thats right may
please i dont even want to waste my time with you
get out of here little pikachu
im pretty sure that was onix-pected
all your moves against me a rejected
I am stronger then all you haters i made of rock
listen up NUMBA ON TRAINER IN THE WORLD IS BROCK
#6 to #5 - lupislord (05/22/2011) [-]
Writhe away, you little stone snake
mocking Pikachu was a big mistake
I serve one better than Brock, Misty
I'm purple Jewel-crested Starmie
Stone erodes away by my Hydro-pump
So, rock trash go back to the dump!
User avatar #7 to #6 - laughstalgic (05/22/2011) [-]
listen up your a all a joke
cus the name is gary oak
i started with a little turtle
bad ass mo fos name is squrtle
who i am thats a no brainer
trust me ill become the number one trainer
#9 to #8 - lupislord (05/22/2011) [-]
Gary... remember me? You left me to rot
Now im big and back and you'll hurt a lot
The names Charzard now not Charmander
your insults are a disgrace to all slander
I'll burn you down like the oak you are
Next time you remember the family of char-
My fire blast burns real big and real hot
I'm the baddest pokemon you wish you never caught!
#10 to #9 - laughstalgic (05/22/2011) [-]
please dont even get me started with you
none of you weaklings can stand up to mu
also im fresh and new this is generation 2
so attack me with anything you desire
ill block off and counter all that fire
ima one man army a force not to be recoged with
my heart so cold and dark like the sith
#11 to #10 - lupislord (05/23/2011) [-]
Your strong with the force, but heres somthing to fear
All that power does you nothing when you cant think clear
My name is Absol, blade of the darkest shadows
Psychic dosen't hurt me its like a walk through the meadows
It's no contest, don't stand a chance, fight me and die
My night slash is critical you wont even get the time to cry
I'm the disaster pokemon, I'm bad luck
well... only to others cause they suck!
(sorry this isnt one of those mainstream guys, but he's my fav, just had to throw him in)
User avatar #12 to #11 - laughstalgic (05/23/2011) [-]
im not very good at pokemon bro ive tried my best any thing else?
User avatar #13 to #12 - laughstalgic (05/23/2011) [-]
and i mean like i dont have much memorys of pokemon to go on =/
User avatar #14 to #13 - lupislord (05/23/2011) [-]
pitch any topic
User avatar #16 to #15 - laughstalgic (05/23/2011) [-]
you goood with naruto?
#17 to #16 - lupislord (05/23/2011) [-]
The name's Gaara, the one-tailed beast!
Armies rise against me I enjoy the feast
The earth will obey my every command
Light fades away as your buried in sand
I'm the greatest there's ever been I've never even hurt
I ascend to great size and am shielded by dirt
When the storm subsides you'll finnally see
I can Crush you but you cant touch me
#18 to #17 - laughstalgic (05/23/2011) [-]
listen cuz its madara
king of the sharingan
im a immortal, you cant kill me
ill capture all the tailed beast you will see
hey garra we still have your beast locked up
we did yo ua favor you were more disgusting then 2 girls 1 cup
ill disappear with a portal
dont even try to touch me mortal
#19 to #18 - lupislord (05/23/2011) [-]
You again Madara? You're not worth my time
I beat and broke you speechless like a mime
Now you've got some tricks and a cute little fox
But the mighty forest obeys me, MY POWER ROCKS!
You're own people... chose me over you
I make the laws, watcha gonna do? sue?
Im Hashirama... sounds to me like you know portal well
far as im concerned, you're the companion cube burn in hell!
#20 to #19 - laughstalgic (05/23/2011) [-]
the uchiha are to mighty to dont sue
do you know who i am im sasuke better than you and goku
ill put you in magic trense
ill kill you and your hokage friends
in the future konaha ill burn
the wrath of the uchiha you shall learn
now **** of while i kill a the kyubi
now pay attention and learn me
SASUKE THE KING OF SHARINGAN
#21 to #20 - lupislord (05/24/2011) [-]
(sorry, I actually stopped following this show after season 1, heres what i know)
Nice lecture...zzz... you almost done?
Time to start the fight, lets have some fun!
I'm Haku, I'm a deadly deadly ninja assassin
My ice mirrors all around'll make you spin
Am i over there, no im here, needles fall like rain
Me and Zabuza'll break down anyone, without pain
I'm the master of all ice, And I'm so nice
An instant painless death will have to suffice
#23 to #21 - laughstalgic (05/24/2011) [-]
dont act tough you withering fool
remember who i am your just a tool
im a demon i have no heart
and ill rip each one of you apart
just though i should give you an fyi
i though you were a girl not a guy
so use your ice and rain
this is zabuza i always leave a blood stain
#24 to #23 - lupislord (05/24/2011) [-]
Get out of my sight, go long, go far
go play in the water like the child you are
You wanna fight? Don't you dare look me in the eye
You'll have more water to play once I've made you cry
Whatever move you make I'm one step ahead
And I wont stop until you're dead
My lightning cutter will skewer you and your he/she
Never forget who I am, the sensi KAKASHI!
#35 to #24 - laughstalgic (05/28/2011) [-]
(yea limit reached)
Listen up you fool lee
you wish you were half as good as me
with the byakugan ll see your chakra
next thing you know you need a docta
So step back or face the 64 palm
you probably be dead but ill walk away calm
So you better make a plan
CUS YOU JUST DONT MESS WITH THE HYUGA CLAN
#34 to #24 - lupislord (05/27/2011) [-]
(it wont let me reply to your post \/... maybe we've reached the limit?)
You've got nothing on me old man
your even slower than my LAN
i mean really dude, thats just sad
MY EPIC speeds make you look bad
You taught me to bend the rules
Now youll wish i was back in skoolz
I'm Fast I'm Lee and I'm also "the rock"
Even Dwayne Johnson gets to mock
#28 to #24 - laughstalgic (05/27/2011) [-]
listen up kakashi bro
cus when comes to me you blow
This is the demon of leaf
ill benchpress 9000 lb with my teeth
i got speed that cant be seen
ive got tiger blood thats right charlie sheen
now step back to repent and bow
CUS I Am BUSHY BROW
User avatar #3 - sirbonzaiatak (04/16/2011) [-]
dude i liked your post :)

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1983146/Milk+Troll/

think you could thumb this for me?
User avatar #1 - iMJesus (03/08/2011) [-]
EPIC COMP, I thumbed, can you thumb this up for me?
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1781413/Alternate+Art+Comp/
User avatar #2 to #1 - laughstalgic (03/08/2011) [-]
SURE im niceest like that
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