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#93 - Well they aren't dinosaurs. Read an Earth Science textbook.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Tweets 0
User avatar #97 - bakakinji (05/25/2013) [-]
Dude, you're just using what #91 said. I lost the argument and am quite shameful for not checking up on my facts better. But I didn't lose to you. You who just stole credit from someone who actually had the knowledge unlike the two of us who were both basically shooting empty rounds at each other with no hard evidence. However, I still strongly believe humans once lived with dinosaurs...mainly because I find the idea dangerous yet fun...

P.S. Don't go around telling others to study when you're not the one actually giving logical arguments.
User avatar #99 - laughingcarrot (05/25/2013) [-]
Well I didn't see his comment when I posted mine.
#90 - Well what is your definition of dinosaur? The link you posted …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Tweets 0
User avatar #92 - bakakinji (05/25/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? If you read it, it clearly says that the English translations often refer to the creature as dragons, serpents, or whales. That's like playing the game telephone; the original sentence is often lost in translation, yet the original concept tends to still be there. Plus that's only one fucking creature.
User avatar #93 - laughingcarrot (05/25/2013) [-]
Well they aren't dinosaurs. Read an Earth Science textbook.
User avatar #97 - bakakinji (05/25/2013) [-]
Dude, you're just using what #91 said. I lost the argument and am quite shameful for not checking up on my facts better. But I didn't lose to you. You who just stole credit from someone who actually had the knowledge unlike the two of us who were both basically shooting empty rounds at each other with no hard evidence. However, I still strongly believe humans once lived with dinosaurs...mainly because I find the idea dangerous yet fun...

P.S. Don't go around telling others to study when you're not the one actually giving logical arguments.
User avatar #99 - laughingcarrot (05/25/2013) [-]
Well I didn't see his comment when I posted mine.
#88 - And it also says that they lived with humans. So no.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Tweets 0
#89 - bakakinji (05/25/2013) [-]
Is it not a possibility? How is it hard to believe that a couple dinosaurs managed to survive into biblical times but die off within a millennium when humans still believe that aliens or ghosts could exist?
User avatar #90 - laughingcarrot (05/25/2013) [-]
Well what is your definition of dinosaur? The link you posted was talking about dinosaurs as dragons, or serpents, or even whales. Which is it?
User avatar #92 - bakakinji (05/25/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? If you read it, it clearly says that the English translations often refer to the creature as dragons, serpents, or whales. That's like playing the game telephone; the original sentence is often lost in translation, yet the original concept tends to still be there. Plus that's only one fucking creature.
User avatar #93 - laughingcarrot (05/25/2013) [-]
Well they aren't dinosaurs. Read an Earth Science textbook.
User avatar #97 - bakakinji (05/25/2013) [-]
Dude, you're just using what #91 said. I lost the argument and am quite shameful for not checking up on my facts better. But I didn't lose to you. You who just stole credit from someone who actually had the knowledge unlike the two of us who were both basically shooting empty rounds at each other with no hard evidence. However, I still strongly believe humans once lived with dinosaurs...mainly because I find the idea dangerous yet fun...

P.S. Don't go around telling others to study when you're not the one actually giving logical arguments.
User avatar #99 - laughingcarrot (05/25/2013) [-]
Well I didn't see his comment when I posted mine.
#190 - Actually, I have and I would. Sex is an event of giving your b… 05/22/2013 on Circumcision +1
#182 - (Shallow cunts) 05/22/2013 on Circumcision -1
#178 - Well women have never had any problems with my penis before. F… 05/22/2013 on Circumcision 0
#165 - You're a circumcised Russian? I'm an uncircumcised Russian. … 05/22/2013 on Circumcision -1
#141 - Well it is arguable that the foreskin protects the head of the… 05/22/2013 on Circumcision -1
#61 - Nor is there proof that that the universe was created 1,000 ye… 05/20/2013 on Blarg 0
#78 - Picture 05/05/2013 on jesus +11
#230 - The bloop was found to be the sound of ice shelves breaking tr… 05/03/2013 on Punchline 0
#109 - Picture 04/27/2013 on Worst person to be in the... +2
#132 - Bold, man. Bold. 04/25/2013 on GET OVER IT +2
#1 - Comment deleted 04/22/2013 on firefox -2
#238 - As in more than just a simple melody and a drop. as in no… 04/09/2013 on Skrillex (Enlarge) 0
#230 - Yeah I know. It takes skill to make real electronic music.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Skrillex (Enlarge) 0
User avatar #235 - misticalz (04/09/2013) [-]
Real...?
User avatar #238 - laughingcarrot (04/09/2013) [-]
As in more than just a simple melody and a drop.
as in not dubstep
#213 - The problem is that all of his songs sound the same. So once h…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Skrillex (Enlarge) +3
User avatar #228 - misticalz (04/09/2013) [-]
Ya, a lot of Skrillex's songs sound the same, but my comments weren't talking about Skrillex.
User avatar #230 - laughingcarrot (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah I know. It takes skill to make real electronic music.
User avatar #235 - misticalz (04/09/2013) [-]
Real...?
User avatar #238 - laughingcarrot (04/09/2013) [-]
As in more than just a simple melody and a drop.
as in not dubstep
#21 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on True, it's old +28
User avatar #77 - mrkanyeeast (04/09/2013) [-]
The comment was deleted, could you tell me what it was please?
#20 - Hang on...I've gotta call my girlfriend and tell her I love her... 04/08/2013 on True, it's old +17
#24 - Oh my...this means that there will actually be more than 500 p… 04/05/2013 on oh steam +2
#28 - I heard you wanted to be a hipster, while you're being a hipster. 04/03/2013 on TECHNOLOGY!! +3
#3763434 - But...this is no way a bass heavy song. 03/28/2013 on sfw random board 0
#40 - Picture 03/24/2013 on Racing Valve 0
#24 - *silently screaming* 03/24/2013 on Clever 0
#17 - I can't believe these kids that think that if you give a girl …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Friendzone pros and cons +8
User avatar #51 - TwistedBamboozler (03/12/2013) [-]
Whoa whoa whoa. Now hold the fuck on. I understand that people take it way too far and think that just being nice entitles you to sex, as you said. I understand your point. HOWEVER, the friendzone DOES exist.

The true friendzone is the "OMG I've been leading you on and I might like you and I think you're so hot and sexy and I want to fuck your brains out and we could have something special and you're a great guy but I don't wanna take that chance I just wanna be friends."

The leading you on part is important. The friendzone definitely exists.
User avatar #20 - watermelonkittie (03/12/2013) [-]
I actually find it's surprisingly easy to get out of the so-called friendzone
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User avatar #90 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #89 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 27**
Is Dmitry a badass Russian?
User avatar #88 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 235,611,977**
User avatar #87 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 93**
User avatar #86 - LomFreeman (06/25/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 44**

:l
#85 - LomFreeman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 104,722,279**
Dubs? Y no trip?
User avatar #84 to #126 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
Ah, nevermind. :3
User avatar #82 - LomFreeman (04/04/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 423,905,363**
**** yeah.
#73 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Will Dmitry be able to suck his own dick?
User avatar #74 to #116 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
User avatar #75 to #117 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 0**
User avatar #76 to #118 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
lulz.
User avatar #77 to #119 - laughingcarrot (04/03/2011) [-]
It's a secret. :P
User avatar #78 to #120 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 6**

Oh magic ball!
Will I meet Dmitry in real life?
User avatar #79 to #121 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
Let me again...

Will I meet Dmitry in real life with a rabbit suit?
User avatar #80 to #122 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
=___=

Same question.
User avatar #81 to #123 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Sweet. :D
#61 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 8**
Is dmitry my son?
User avatar #62 to #104 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
But but.. I love him.. :(
User avatar #63 to #105 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 8**
User avatar #64 to #106 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Tis true.
#65 to #107 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
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one more...
Is Dmitry's mother younger than Dmitry?
User avatar #66 to #108 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
Faggot. You aren't funny anymore.
User avatar #67 to #109 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 6**
Is Jordan a glorious winged faggot?
User avatar #68 to #110 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
Is Dmiry a girl?
User avatar #69 to #111 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 4** PHUCK!
Is Jordan a commie?
User avatar #70 to #112 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 4**
Does Dmitry have a spider up his ass?
User avatar #72 to #113 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Sad fase...
#60 to #102 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
And here's the final..
It's in spanish for *Serious Business bro*
User avatar #45 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 585**
Single, I do ******* nothing.
Double, I take a pineapple up my ass.
Trips, I will worship Dmitry.
User avatar #46 to #88 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 637**
Trips pl0x.
User avatar #47 to #89 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 121**

Hey if it's a trip, I will let you to **** my sister.
User avatar #48 to #90 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 999**
Trips and I blow myself up for allah.
User avatar #50 to #92 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

3 + 5 =
User avatar #52 to #93 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 9,675**
Quads pl0x.
User avatar #53 to #95 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3,558**
Singles, I do ******* nothing
Doubles, I will suck Dmitry's *bleep*
Trips, I will worship Dmitry forever.
Quads, I will give Dmitry my life.
User avatar #54 to #96 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
Aw shuck.
User avatar #51 to #93 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
3 + 5 = 9?
Sounds legit.
#43 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 557**
Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #44 to #86 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
That was close.
Guess FJ doesn't want me to delete my own account.
User avatar #41 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 448**
User avatar #40 - LomFreeman (03/20/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 681**

Douchebag
User avatar #38 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 878**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #39 to #39 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
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User avatar #32 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 179**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #34 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 512**
Actually, one more time.

TRIPS, I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT.
User avatar #35 to #35 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 587**
**** you.
User avatar #36 to #36 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 517**
**** YOU **** YOU **** YOOOU!
User avatar #33 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #37 to #34 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 799**
**** YOU MAN.
#31 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 26**
User avatar #27 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

If this is 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9.
I'm a faggot.
User avatar #28 to #28 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 723**

Trips, there is a god.
User avatar #30 to #30 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #22 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 211,116**
Sextuplets?
User avatar #26 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 301,169**

6?
User avatar #24 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Congrat...
User avatar #23 to #23 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
QUADS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5,887**

Nah.. let me try, bro.
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