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Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
Last Login:7/24/2014
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#61 - Nor is there proof that that the universe was created 1,000 ye… 05/20/2013 on Blarg 0
#78 - Picture 05/05/2013 on jesus +11
#230 - The bloop was found to be the sound of ice shelves breaking tr… 05/03/2013 on Punchline 0
#109 - Picture 04/27/2013 on Worst person to be in the... +2
#132 - Bold, man. Bold. 04/25/2013 on GET OVER IT +2
#1 - Comment deleted 04/22/2013 on firefox -2
#238 - As in more than just a simple melody and a drop. as in no… 04/09/2013 on Skrillex (Enlarge) 0
#230 - Yeah I know. It takes skill to make real electronic music.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Skrillex (Enlarge) 0
User avatar #235 - misticalz (04/09/2013) [-]
Real...?
User avatar #238 - laughingcarrot (04/09/2013) [-]
As in more than just a simple melody and a drop.
as in not dubstep
#213 - The problem is that all of his songs sound the same. So once h…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Skrillex (Enlarge) +3
User avatar #228 - misticalz (04/09/2013) [-]
Ya, a lot of Skrillex's songs sound the same, but my comments weren't talking about Skrillex.
User avatar #230 - laughingcarrot (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah I know. It takes skill to make real electronic music.
User avatar #235 - misticalz (04/09/2013) [-]
Real...?
User avatar #238 - laughingcarrot (04/09/2013) [-]
As in more than just a simple melody and a drop.
as in not dubstep
#21 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on True, it's old +28
User avatar #77 - mrkanyeeast (04/09/2013) [-]
The comment was deleted, could you tell me what it was please?
#20 - Hang on...I've gotta call my girlfriend and tell her I love her... 04/08/2013 on True, it's old +17
#24 - Oh my...this means that there will actually be more than 500 p… 04/05/2013 on oh steam +2
#28 - I heard you wanted to be a hipster, while you're being a hipster. 04/03/2013 on TECHNOLOGY!! +3
#3763434 - But...this is no way a bass heavy song. 03/28/2013 on retard forum 0
#40 - Picture 03/24/2013 on Racing Valve 0
#24 - *silently screaming* 03/24/2013 on Clever 0
#17 - I can't believe these kids that think that if you give a girl …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Friendzone pros and cons +7
User avatar #51 - TwistedBamboozler (03/12/2013) [-]
Whoa whoa whoa. Now hold the fuck on. I understand that people take it way too far and think that just being nice entitles you to sex, as you said. I understand your point. HOWEVER, the friendzone DOES exist.

The true friendzone is the "OMG I've been leading you on and I might like you and I think you're so hot and sexy and I want to fuck your brains out and we could have something special and you're a great guy but I don't wanna take that chance I just wanna be friends."

The leading you on part is important. The friendzone definitely exists.
User avatar #20 - watermelonkittie (03/12/2013) [-]
I actually find it's surprisingly easy to get out of the so-called friendzone
#201 - Fundamental Christians. The ones that believe in creationism a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on Taking offense 0
User avatar #202 - doddythechef (03/10/2013) [-]
ahh yer those shitty people
#182 - Tell that to fundies.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Taking offense +1
User avatar #200 - doddythechef (03/10/2013) [-]
fundies?
#201 - laughingcarrot (03/10/2013) [-]
Fundamental Christians. The ones that believe in creationism and always try to shove their religion down your throat. They're the ones who get shit grades in science in high school because they're too stupid to understand the concept of the world they live in.
User avatar #202 - doddythechef (03/10/2013) [-]
ahh yer those shitty people
#34 - Picture 03/09/2013 on procrastination +2
#270 - They're not real Atheists. Don't let them fool you. We are NOT… 03/09/2013 on Ricky you sassy cunt +7
#85 - Picture 03/07/2013 on Jesus +1
#170 - Picture 03/07/2013 on I'm not even mad, I'm... 0
#42 - Where do the glasses go when they're not there?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on I can still dream 0
User avatar #57 - pulluspardus (03/07/2013) [-]
they just go on the side.
#40 - And suddenly, everyone on FJ is an expert on cunnilingus. 03/07/2013 on What is this? +2
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User avatar #90 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #89 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 27**
Is Dmitry a badass Russian?
User avatar #88 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 235,611,977**
User avatar #87 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 93**
User avatar #86 - LomFreeman (06/25/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 44**

:l
#85 - LomFreeman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 104,722,279**
Dubs? Y no trip?
User avatar #84 to #126 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
Ah, nevermind. :3
User avatar #82 - LomFreeman (04/04/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 423,905,363**
Fuck yeah.
#73 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Will Dmitry be able to suck his own dick?
User avatar #74 to #116 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
User avatar #75 to #117 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 0**
User avatar #76 to #118 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
lulz.
User avatar #77 to #119 - laughingcarrot (04/03/2011) [-]
It's a secret. :P
User avatar #78 to #120 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 6**

Oh magic ball!
Will I meet Dmitry in real life?
User avatar #79 to #121 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
Let me again...

Will I meet Dmitry in real life with a rabbit suit?
User avatar #80 to #122 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
=___=

Same question.
User avatar #81 to #123 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Sweet. :D
#61 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 8**
Is dmitry my son?
User avatar #62 to #104 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
But but.. I love him.. :(
User avatar #63 to #105 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 8**
User avatar #64 to #106 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Tis true.
#65 to #107 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5**
one more...
Is Dmitry's mother younger than Dmitry?
User avatar #66 to #108 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
Faggot. You aren't funny anymore.
User avatar #67 to #109 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 6**
Is Jordan a glorious winged faggot?
User avatar #68 to #110 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
Is Dmiry a girl?
User avatar #69 to #111 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 4** PHUCK!
Is Jordan a commie?
User avatar #70 to #112 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 4**
Does Dmitry have a spider up his ass?
User avatar #72 to #113 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Sad fase...
#60 to #102 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
And here's the final..
It's in spanish for *Serious Business bro*
User avatar #45 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 585**
Single, I do fucking nothing.
Double, I take a pineapple up my ass.
Trips, I will worship Dmitry.
User avatar #46 to #88 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 637**
Trips pl0x.
User avatar #47 to #89 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 121**

Hey if it's a trip, I will let you to fuck my sister.
User avatar #48 to #90 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 999**
Trips and I blow myself up for allah.
User avatar #50 to #92 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

3 + 5 =
User avatar #52 to #93 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 9,675**
Quads pl0x.
User avatar #53 to #95 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3,558**
Singles, I do fucking nothing
Doubles, I will suck Dmitry's *bleep*
Trips, I will worship Dmitry forever.
Quads, I will give Dmitry my life.
User avatar #54 to #96 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
Aw shuck.
User avatar #51 to #93 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
3 + 5 = 9?
Sounds legit.
#43 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 557**
Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #44 to #86 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
That was close.
Guess FJ doesn't want me to delete my own account.
User avatar #41 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 448**
User avatar #42 to #84 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
Shit...
User avatar #40 - LomFreeman (03/20/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 681**

Douchebag
User avatar #38 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 878**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #39 to #39 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 861**
User avatar #32 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 179**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #34 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 512**
Actually, one more time.

TRIPS, I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT.
User avatar #35 to #35 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 587**
Fuck you.
User avatar #36 to #36 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 517**
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOU!
User avatar #33 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #37 to #34 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 799**
FUCK YOU MAN.
#31 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 26**
User avatar #27 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

If this is 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9.
I'm a faggot.
User avatar #28 to #28 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 723**

Trips, there is a god.
User avatar #29 to #29 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Well fuck.
User avatar #30 to #30 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 086**
User avatar #22 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 211,116**
Sextuplets?
User avatar #26 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 301,169**

6?
User avatar #24 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Congrat...
User avatar #23 to #23 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
QUADS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5,887**

Nah.. let me try, bro.
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