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Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
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#80 - The next millions of years are not soon.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2012 on This isn't on here enough +1
User avatar #81 - chevah (12/31/2012) [-]
soon for a star/sun I meant, considering how long they live, my bad.
#82 - laughingcarrot (12/31/2012) [-]
Oh alrighty.
#70 - It's much less the fedora, but the lanky boys wearing them.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2012 on sexy ass kat 0
User avatar #81 - isradam (12/29/2012) [-]
Nono, those "fedoras" are accutely cone shaped, making you look like you're wearing a wannabe wizard hat.
#67 - The truth is that Germans don't even like Rammstein. Because t… 12/29/2012 on I hate this so much... -1
#39 - Actually, there is quite the substantial amount of evidence. S… 12/29/2012 on Good Point Bill -1
#59 - And this is why furries exist.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2012 on sexy ass kat +14
User avatar #68 - isradam (12/29/2012) [-]
I have been looking for a fedora (an actual one like on the left, not that shit on the right) for years...
#76 - TheRivermanStyx (12/29/2012) [-]
The real fedoras cost a lot of money. I was fortunate to inherit one from a friend who is in his sixties or seventies. It was his and he got it from the fifties. It's a beautiful hat. I went to a store that I found that had similar hats...$195.99 for it.
#70 - laughingcarrot (12/29/2012) [-]
It's much less the fedora, but the lanky boys wearing them.
User avatar #81 - isradam (12/29/2012) [-]
Nono, those "fedoras" are accutely cone shaped, making you look like you're wearing a wannabe wizard hat.
#37 - >Implying the friend zone exists.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2012 on K +25
#88 - sweateagle (12/29/2012) [-]
#75 - darkjustifier (12/29/2012) [-]
It does exist it's just easier to get out of then most think.
User avatar #79 - crazehtoast (12/29/2012) [-]
I've been denied twice. Two years, two different girls... denied. Second one an alright friend, first one insanely good friend.
I'll just give up being the initiative person because that didn't work out two times in a row.
If the new mystery girl likes me enough to start it, then I won't be the one hurt.
#81 - darkjustifier (12/29/2012) [-]
Just keep tryin you'll find her mate and you'll get your girl.
User avatar #86 - crazehtoast (12/29/2012) [-]
Thank you for the cheer-up picture and advice.
Just kind of sad that after all the advice I read on this site, all the little encouraging words, I still get let down. There's a difference between expecting a let down and expecting a storybook happy ending, and both times I was expecting the latter, due to encouragement from friends and a gradual build-up of my confidence. I won't tell you my life story, but...
TL;DR Thanks for the nice picture :)
User avatar #87 - darkjustifier (12/29/2012) [-]
There is always gonna be a let down, you just gotta pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and walk away with a smile and a laugh.
#65 - Except the friendzone doesn't exist. Just betas complaining th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on How to touch a woman. +9
User avatar #71 - dragonhome (12/28/2012) [-]
yeah... and all the betas expect every girl to fucking be in love with them, and if the girl simply has fallen for someone else it is the fucking end of the world and the bitch is a whore slut fucker for not laying her hands on his dick. i mean seriously, thats almost the exact thing he does to every 5/10 girl you meet, and they probaly actually want his dick but he is so fucking close minded thinking he is the fucking king of the world.

people are born, people have sex, people give birth, people die. thats life.
#37 - Agreed. Just because you treat a woman with the bare minimum a… 12/28/2012 on Today's World +3
#30 - Picture 12/28/2012 on Perspectives +8
#87 - It is on the right.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2012 on Left to Right: American, N... 0
User avatar #100 - supersecretstuff (12/24/2012) [-]
I'm aware it is on the right, that's why I said it, because anon didn't understand that name is on the right, branch on the left.
#81 - I don't like post hardcore. I don't even know why it has the w… 12/16/2012 on The only acceptable repost 0
#98 - Is it set to wumbo? 12/16/2012 on stupid cats +7
#49 - Picture 12/15/2012 on Reality +11
#38 - Can somebody help me see what's wrong with the new website, ot… 12/08/2012 on This is bullshit! 0
#79 - Picture 12/07/2012 on Banans +3
#163 - 1. Yes 2. No 3. Yes 12/07/2012 on niggers are different from... 0
#120 - Picture 12/02/2012 on Cheating... +6
#106 - Look at all of that plot. 11/30/2012 on Field cannot be empty. +13
#342 - Rage face* 11/26/2012 on Women's Logic - 3 +5
#211 - Gingers have an abundance of freckles though. That's pretty mu… 11/25/2012 on Ginger Girls vs Ginger Boys +3
#203 - Well that's not a ginger. That's just a white kid with red hair.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Ginger Girls vs Ginger Boys +8
User avatar #206 - breadstickez (11/25/2012) [-]
He dyed is hair a different shade of red, but he is a mild ginger.
#229 - oliviliv (11/25/2012) [-]
Eh. Not really.
#211 - laughingcarrot (11/25/2012) [-]
Gingers have an abundance of freckles though. That's pretty much the difference between redheads and gingers.
#20 - Picture 11/24/2012 on Magic Matches 0
#81 - Picture 11/18/2012 on John Lewis snowman 0
#1 - The Russians beat the Canadians again? No surprises there.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2012 on Russia cheated and used... +2
User avatar #6 - Shorticus (11/17/2012) [-]
No, we tied the 6 game series 3-3
#5 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/17/2012) [-]
#4 - pituser (11/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #2 - Nanico (11/17/2012) [-]
IT'S RAINING MONAAAAY
Dosh, grab it while it's hot.
#11 - **laughingcarrot rolls 51** 11/13/2012 on Remember, remember -2
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User avatar #90 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #89 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 27**
Is Dmitry a badass Russian?
User avatar #88 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 235,611,977**
User avatar #87 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 93**
User avatar #86 - LomFreeman (06/25/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 44**

:l
#85 - LomFreeman has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #83 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 104,722,279**
Dubs? Y no trip?
User avatar #84 to #126 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
Ah, nevermind. :3
User avatar #82 - LomFreeman (04/04/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 423,905,363**
Fuck yeah.
#73 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Will Dmitry be able to suck his own dick?
User avatar #74 to #116 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
User avatar #75 to #117 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 0**
User avatar #76 to #118 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
lulz.
User avatar #77 to #119 - laughingcarrot (04/03/2011) [-]
It's a secret. :P
User avatar #78 to #120 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 6**

Oh magic ball!
Will I meet Dmitry in real life?
User avatar #79 to #121 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
Let me again...

Will I meet Dmitry in real life with a rabbit suit?
User avatar #80 to #122 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
=___=

Same question.
User avatar #81 to #123 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Sweet. :D
#61 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 8**
Is dmitry my son?
User avatar #62 to #104 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
But but.. I love him.. :(
User avatar #63 to #105 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 8**
User avatar #64 to #106 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Tis true.
#65 to #107 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5**
one more...
Is Dmitry's mother younger than Dmitry?
User avatar #66 to #108 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
Faggot. You aren't funny anymore.
User avatar #67 to #109 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 6**
Is Jordan a glorious winged faggot?
User avatar #68 to #110 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
Is Dmiry a girl?
User avatar #69 to #111 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 4** PHUCK!
Is Jordan a commie?
User avatar #70 to #112 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 4**
Does Dmitry have a spider up his ass?
User avatar #72 to #113 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Sad fase...
#60 to #102 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
And here's the final..
It's in spanish for *Serious Business bro*
User avatar #45 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 585**
Single, I do fucking nothing.
Double, I take a pineapple up my ass.
Trips, I will worship Dmitry.
User avatar #46 to #88 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 637**
Trips pl0x.
User avatar #47 to #89 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 121**

Hey if it's a trip, I will let you to fuck my sister.
User avatar #48 to #90 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 999**
Trips and I blow myself up for allah.
User avatar #50 to #92 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

3 + 5 =
User avatar #52 to #93 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 9,675**
Quads pl0x.
User avatar #53 to #95 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3,558**
Singles, I do fucking nothing
Doubles, I will suck Dmitry's *bleep*
Trips, I will worship Dmitry forever.
Quads, I will give Dmitry my life.
User avatar #54 to #96 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
Aw shuck.
User avatar #51 to #93 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
3 + 5 = 9?
Sounds legit.
#43 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 557**
Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #44 to #86 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
That was close.
Guess FJ doesn't want me to delete my own account.
User avatar #41 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 448**
User avatar #42 to #84 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
Shit...
User avatar #40 - LomFreeman (03/20/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 681**

Douchebag
User avatar #38 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 878**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #39 to #39 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 861**
User avatar #32 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 179**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #34 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 512**
Actually, one more time.

TRIPS, I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT.
User avatar #35 to #35 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 587**
Fuck you.
User avatar #36 to #36 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 517**
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOU!
User avatar #33 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #37 to #34 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 799**
FUCK YOU MAN.
#31 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 26**
User avatar #27 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

If this is 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9.
I'm a faggot.
User avatar #28 to #28 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 723**

Trips, there is a god.
User avatar #29 to #29 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Well fuck.
User avatar #30 to #30 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 086**
User avatar #22 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 211,116**
Sextuplets?
User avatar #26 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 301,169**

6?
User avatar #24 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Congrat...
User avatar #23 to #23 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
QUADS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5,887**

Nah.. let me try, bro.
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