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Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
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#28 - hue  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Titan sexdrive +10
#31 - panamaofjacks (02/20/2014) [-]
#106 - hue  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2014 on Everyone likes pikmins +5
#152 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
What is this, text for ants?
User avatar #132 - klokwork (02/19/2014) [-]
so majestic
#130 - The First of Them 02/09/2014 on Thanks, Elli +25
#34 - But it went away during the weekend. 02/07/2014 on Sejuani gank 0
#33 - In my area it was just a bit more.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on Sejuani gank 0
User avatar #34 - laughingcarrot (02/07/2014) [-]
But it went away during the weekend.
#52 - Middle school is such a difficult and stressful period of adol… 02/03/2014 on Death by Cake +2
#96 - The terrorists were there to kill Americans. 01/31/2014 on Link in Desc +1
#33 - Bob's Burgers 01/30/2014 on BrĂ¼tal +20
#92 - iPhones are the most expensive phone. So does that mean they'r…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Good ol' U.S.A. +52
User avatar #560 - theonewhoderps (01/26/2014) [-]
Depends on who you are talking to.
User avatar #548 - theonewhoderps (01/26/2014) [-]
hmm
interesting point
And nice gif
What i meant is that other world countries have shady doctors most of the time and do a bad job.
#239 - intenso (01/25/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't say I'm going to buy an iPhone for the cost of it or because it's better quality but because the app store has more apps than google play, and because I like the OS a little more.

Let's pretend you're going to get a.... Memory stick for your playstation vita.
The 16GB card in the store you're currently in is $60 where in GameStop it's $30.
Store is closing in 2 minutes and you have no time to go over there in gamestop and they're selling out for the next month and it's the last one.

Same as travelling to spain, what if you can't? What if you really need to get your hip replaced and airplanes aren't the most comfortable place (Unless you're paying extra for first class).
#168 - Picture 01/25/2014 on Russia +1
#165 - It's an Eastern European thing in general.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Russia +3
User avatar #166 - rockamekishiko (01/25/2014) [-]
but why?
User avatar #170 - DrollHumor (01/25/2014) [-]
I'm gonna guess it's not a rug, it's a tapestry, which is a woven artwork.
So it's just for decoration really.
#168 - laughingcarrot (01/25/2014) [-]
#50 - DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND THAT HE DOES NOT SAY WELL, BUT SAYS &q…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #66 - fuzzysixx (01/25/2014) [-]
I think at this point it is on purpose
#152 - This is gonna be good. 01/20/2014 on Olivia Wilde +2
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on just went outside +10
#39 - vividfiasco (01/09/2014) [-]
Not without a dinner and a movie. >:L

Side note, will thumb you all because I think these red thumbs are a bit unfair. >:
#29 - k 12/17/2013 on DRUM SOLO!!! +4
#66 - Picture 12/15/2013 on America vs England 0
#51 - Italy took a very, very long time to become a single, unified … 12/14/2013 on InterestingJunk +1
#50 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on gosh darn batman +32
#81 - anonymous (11/27/2013) [-]
Is this actually one of the comics or is this fanmade?
#338 - Picture 11/17/2013 on I noah guy +8
#155 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2013 on When a human falls from space 0
User avatar #156 - tredbear (10/31/2013) [-]
what?
#150 - I loved this show as a kid.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2013 on When a human falls from space 0
User avatar #153 - tredbear (10/31/2013) [-]
close, but that's not it

it has to do with a bag of apples
#155 - laughingcarrot (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #156 - tredbear (10/31/2013) [-]
what?
#57 - **** if I know about government insurance. 09/12/2013 on Anywhere else.... 0
#55 - Most insurance companies don't pay for cancer treatments. More…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2013 on Anywhere else.... +1
User avatar #56 - srskate (09/12/2013) [-]
including government provided insurance?
#57 - laughingcarrot (09/12/2013) [-]
Fuck if I know about government insurance.
#106 - Actually I'm not. Things are fine for me. I have a tight circl…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on I'ld press.. +1
#108 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
well that's fantastic ^^
#99 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2013 on I'ld press.. 0
User avatar #101 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
you are the one living the sad life though....
#106 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
Actually I'm not. Things are fine for me. I have a tight circle of friends and I'm happy.
#108 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
well that's fantastic ^^
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User avatar #90 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #89 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 27**
Is Dmitry a badass Russian?
User avatar #88 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 235,611,977**
User avatar #87 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 93**
User avatar #86 - LomFreeman (06/25/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 44**

:l
#85 - LomFreeman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 104,722,279**
Dubs? Y no trip?
User avatar #84 to #126 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
Ah, nevermind. :3
User avatar #82 - LomFreeman (04/04/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 423,905,363**
**** yeah.
#73 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Will Dmitry be able to suck his own dick?
User avatar #74 to #116 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
User avatar #75 to #117 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
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User avatar #76 to #118 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
lulz.
User avatar #77 to #119 - laughingcarrot (04/03/2011) [-]
It's a secret. :P
User avatar #78 to #120 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 6**

Oh magic ball!
Will I meet Dmitry in real life?
User avatar #79 to #121 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
Let me again...

Will I meet Dmitry in real life with a rabbit suit?
User avatar #80 to #122 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
=___=

Same question.
User avatar #81 to #123 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Sweet. :D
#61 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 8**
Is dmitry my son?
User avatar #62 to #104 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
But but.. I love him.. :(
User avatar #63 to #105 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 8**
User avatar #64 to #106 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Tis true.
#65 to #107 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
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one more...
Is Dmitry's mother younger than Dmitry?
User avatar #66 to #108 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
Faggot. You aren't funny anymore.
User avatar #67 to #109 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 6**
Is Jordan a glorious winged faggot?
User avatar #68 to #110 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
Is Dmiry a girl?
User avatar #69 to #111 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 4** PHUCK!
Is Jordan a commie?
User avatar #70 to #112 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 4**
Does Dmitry have a spider up his ass?
User avatar #72 to #113 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Sad fase...
#60 to #102 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
And here's the final..
It's in spanish for *Serious Business bro*
User avatar #45 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 585**
Single, I do ******* nothing.
Double, I take a pineapple up my ass.
Trips, I will worship Dmitry.
User avatar #46 to #88 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 637**
Trips pl0x.
User avatar #47 to #89 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 121**

Hey if it's a trip, I will let you to **** my sister.
User avatar #48 to #90 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
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Trips and I blow myself up for allah.
User avatar #50 to #92 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

3 + 5 =
User avatar #52 to #93 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 9,675**
Quads pl0x.
User avatar #53 to #95 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3,558**
Singles, I do ******* nothing
Doubles, I will suck Dmitry's *bleep*
Trips, I will worship Dmitry forever.
Quads, I will give Dmitry my life.
User avatar #54 to #96 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
Aw shuck.
User avatar #51 to #93 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
3 + 5 = 9?
Sounds legit.
#43 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
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Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #44 to #86 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
That was close.
Guess FJ doesn't want me to delete my own account.
User avatar #41 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #40 - LomFreeman (03/20/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 681**

Douchebag
User avatar #38 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 878**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #39 to #39 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
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User avatar #32 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #34 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 512**
Actually, one more time.

TRIPS, I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT.
User avatar #35 to #35 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 587**
**** you.
User avatar #36 to #36 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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**** YOU **** YOU **** YOOOU!
User avatar #33 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #37 to #34 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 799**
**** YOU MAN.
#31 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #27 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

If this is 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9.
I'm a faggot.
User avatar #28 to #28 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 723**

Trips, there is a god.
User avatar #30 to #30 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #22 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 211,116**
Sextuplets?
User avatar #26 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 301,169**

6?
User avatar #24 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Congrat...
User avatar #23 to #23 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
QUADS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5,887**

Nah.. let me try, bro.
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