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Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
Last Login:7/22/2014
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#95 - From the look on his face, I'm guessing he couldn't.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2013 on I'ld press.. 0
User avatar #97 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
nope they didn't let him join.
#99 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
you are the one living the sad life though....
#106 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
Actually I'm not. Things are fine for me. I have a tight circle of friends and I'm happy.
#108 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
well that's fantastic ^^
#91 - On a brighter note, why is that fox wearing a 2 piece bikini?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/09/2013 on I'ld press.. +2
User avatar #92 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
yay you are the first one to call it a bikini ^^


Also he is trying to join a game of womans volleyball
User avatar #95 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
From the look on his face, I'm guessing he couldn't.
User avatar #97 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
nope they didn't let him join.
#99 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
you are the one living the sad life though....
#106 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
Actually I'm not. Things are fine for me. I have a tight circle of friends and I'm happy.
#108 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
well that's fantastic ^^
#85 - A lonely life...  [+] (9 new replies) 09/09/2013 on I'ld press.. 0
#87 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
That is quite sad bro.
#91 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
On a brighter note, why is that fox wearing a 2 piece bikini?
User avatar #92 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
yay you are the first one to call it a bikini ^^


Also he is trying to join a game of womans volleyball
User avatar #95 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
From the look on his face, I'm guessing he couldn't.
User avatar #97 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
nope they didn't let him join.
#99 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
you are the one living the sad life though....
#106 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
Actually I'm not. Things are fine for me. I have a tight circle of friends and I'm happy.
#108 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
well that's fantastic ^^
#74 - I took into account the age once things start going downhill. …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/09/2013 on I'ld press.. 0
User avatar #82 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
what kinda life are you living if shit starts going bad at 22??
#85 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
A lonely life...
#87 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
That is quite sad bro.
#91 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
On a brighter note, why is that fox wearing a 2 piece bikini?
User avatar #92 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
yay you are the first one to call it a bikini ^^


Also he is trying to join a game of womans volleyball
User avatar #95 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
From the look on his face, I'm guessing he couldn't.
User avatar #97 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
nope they didn't let him join.
#99 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
you are the one living the sad life though....
#106 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
Actually I'm not. Things are fine for me. I have a tight circle of friends and I'm happy.
#108 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
well that's fantastic ^^
#68 - Eternal youth sounds fine. When you're like 22.  [+] (26 new replies) 09/09/2013 on I'ld press.. +12
#71 - theavatarspupil (09/09/2013) [-]
I have considered this over and over, and I've always figured that the perfect age to stay as forever would be 25. By that age, you can grow adequate facial hair, can live on your own, drive, drink, and smoke, and have no age-related diseases.
User avatar #74 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
I took into account the age once things start going downhill. Which is commonly 22 but that's a good point.
User avatar #82 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
what kinda life are you living if shit starts going bad at 22??
#85 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
A lonely life...
#87 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
That is quite sad bro.
#91 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
On a brighter note, why is that fox wearing a 2 piece bikini?
User avatar #92 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
yay you are the first one to call it a bikini ^^


Also he is trying to join a game of womans volleyball
User avatar #95 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
From the look on his face, I'm guessing he couldn't.
User avatar #97 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
nope they didn't let him join.
#99 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
you are the one living the sad life though....
#106 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2013) [-]
Actually I'm not. Things are fine for me. I have a tight circle of friends and I'm happy.
#108 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
well that's fantastic ^^
User avatar #72 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
I"ve been doing all that since I was 18.
User avatar #80 - jacksipian (09/09/2013) [-]
ive been doing that since 16, which should just not happen.
User avatar #83 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
I wouldn't have mined starting tat that age.
User avatar #84 - jacksipian (09/09/2013) [-]
what i mean is, im still a kid (technically) and im already wishing i was young again. that shouldnt happen, i should be living it up and i shouldnt want to be young again until im much older
User avatar #86 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
oh, well no matter how old I get I would ever want to go back to them years.
User avatar #88 - jacksipian (09/09/2013) [-]
never*?
User avatar #90 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
yes never. sorry about that.
User avatar #94 - jacksipian (09/09/2013) [-]
its alright, i just wasnt sure what you meant. but i understand why you wouldnt want to go back to 16
User avatar #96 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm 21 now and I wouldn't ever wish to go back to a year before this.
User avatar #98 - jacksipian (09/09/2013) [-]
i dont blame you, plus thats the age when you can do everything
User avatar #102 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
its not like the age limit on stuff ever really stopped me from doing anything except drinking in bars so that's not much of a big deal.
User avatar #105 - jacksipian (09/09/2013) [-]
maybe i should add "legally" to my previous sentence
User avatar #109 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/09/2013) [-]
probably.
#5 - Well I thought it was funny... 09/05/2013 on stop bad commenting PSA 0
#9 - "Let me put on my best hoodie and my dumbest, over exagge…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2013 on too fat to work\ -119
#10 - devout feminist (08/23/2013) [-]
yes its called putting your reaction into the content........also i have no idea why you put the fedora thing up i HIGHLY doubt he wears a fedora really doesnt look like the kind of dude who would wear one. also even if he was, go fuck yourself, who are you to judge faget
User avatar #150 - retardedboss (08/23/2013) [-]
If he were the kind of person to wear a fedora, he'd probably be wearing a fedora.
#13 - jaggedpvp (08/23/2013) [-]
let me just post as anon
#17 - We all make mistakes. 08/15/2013 on coolest escalator ever +1
#22 - Genetic trait of thumb curvature called "hitch hiker's th… 08/15/2013 on too easy... 0
#133 - Imprisoned in my ass. 08/13/2013 on >run; title 0
#80 - **laughingcarrot rolled a random image posted in comment #70… 08/02/2013 on How To Draw A Sheep 0
#79 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on How To Draw A Sheep +1
#80 - laughingcarrot (08/02/2013) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolled a random image posted in comment #701862 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Let's try this again.
#78 - **laughingcarrot rolled a random image posted in comment #72…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2013 on How To Draw A Sheep 0
#79 - laughingcarrot (08/02/2013) [-]
#80 - laughingcarrot (08/02/2013) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolled a random image posted in comment #701862 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Let's try this again.
#171 - It is fucking horrifying how he moves like that. 08/02/2013 on Hugh jackman +5
#45 - Arabic Durka durka 07/21/2013 on Funny phrase in every language +18
#75 - Is that Juicy Cocks Denton on the right?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on "Everything's going to be... +2
#76 - unfitninjuh (07/19/2013) [-]
Yes that's him
#163 - For a second I thought that was poo. 07/02/2013 on Countries +2
#17 - Yup. It's summer.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Especially you +16
#30 - devout feminist (07/01/2013) [-]
I know man this shit it's unbearable, it was already kinda terrible and now with summer it's just ridiculous how bad fj got this past week
#27 - toddingram (07/01/2013) [-]
you sure?
#137 - But in the end, the Bible is irrelevant in a secular society. … 06/29/2013 on We live in a wrong world 0
#146 - I'm an avid watcher of gay porn. Doesn't mean I'm gay . Wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Well that's just mean but... +1
#159 - ddylann (06/28/2013) [-]
wanna gay hookup?
#140 - Why in the fuck would a sensible person use the Choco Cooky font?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Well that's just mean but... +3
#191 - creepyunclebob (06/28/2013) [-]
>went to someone's house for a $25 tattoo
>sensible person
#96 - People would realize it. If one of the green men happened to m… 06/28/2013 on GREENMAN prank +1
#520893 - Ah yes. I remember I lost my uncle Vasili in a raid led by the celery. 06/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#520882 - Well music is very effective for me. Thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#520920 - gtastuntdude (06/17/2013) [-]
I'll say this about Rewrite though.

Key took a crack at action and put their serious hats on.

They also brought the creator of Higurashi on as a writer for it.
#520878 - We were born in the same vegetable patch, my friend. I thought…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #520888 - screamingcabbage (06/17/2013) [-]
I have played Plants Vs Zombies all these years my brother, remembering the times of the Cold Vegetable War
User avatar #520893 - laughingcarrot (06/17/2013) [-]
Ah yes. I remember I lost my uncle Vasili in a raid led by the celery.
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User avatar #90 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #89 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 27**
Is Dmitry a badass Russian?
User avatar #88 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 235,611,977**
User avatar #87 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 93**
User avatar #86 - LomFreeman (06/25/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 44**

:l
#85 - LomFreeman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 104,722,279**
Dubs? Y no trip?
User avatar #84 to #126 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
Ah, nevermind. :3
User avatar #82 - LomFreeman (04/04/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 423,905,363**
Fuck yeah.
#73 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Will Dmitry be able to suck his own dick?
User avatar #74 to #116 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
User avatar #75 to #117 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 0**
User avatar #76 to #118 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
lulz.
User avatar #77 to #119 - laughingcarrot (04/03/2011) [-]
It's a secret. :P
User avatar #78 to #120 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 6**

Oh magic ball!
Will I meet Dmitry in real life?
User avatar #79 to #121 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
Let me again...

Will I meet Dmitry in real life with a rabbit suit?
User avatar #80 to #122 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
=___=

Same question.
User avatar #81 to #123 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Sweet. :D
#61 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 8**
Is dmitry my son?
User avatar #62 to #104 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
But but.. I love him.. :(
User avatar #63 to #105 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 8**
User avatar #64 to #106 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Tis true.
#65 to #107 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5**
one more...
Is Dmitry's mother younger than Dmitry?
User avatar #66 to #108 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
Faggot. You aren't funny anymore.
User avatar #67 to #109 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 6**
Is Jordan a glorious winged faggot?
User avatar #68 to #110 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
Is Dmiry a girl?
User avatar #69 to #111 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 4** PHUCK!
Is Jordan a commie?
User avatar #70 to #112 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 4**
Does Dmitry have a spider up his ass?
User avatar #72 to #113 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Sad fase...
#60 to #102 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
And here's the final..
It's in spanish for *Serious Business bro*
User avatar #45 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 585**
Single, I do fucking nothing.
Double, I take a pineapple up my ass.
Trips, I will worship Dmitry.
User avatar #46 to #88 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 637**
Trips pl0x.
User avatar #47 to #89 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 121**

Hey if it's a trip, I will let you to fuck my sister.
User avatar #48 to #90 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 999**
Trips and I blow myself up for allah.
User avatar #50 to #92 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

3 + 5 =
User avatar #52 to #93 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 9,675**
Quads pl0x.
User avatar #53 to #95 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3,558**
Singles, I do fucking nothing
Doubles, I will suck Dmitry's *bleep*
Trips, I will worship Dmitry forever.
Quads, I will give Dmitry my life.
User avatar #54 to #96 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
Aw shuck.
User avatar #51 to #93 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
3 + 5 = 9?
Sounds legit.
#43 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 557**
Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #44 to #86 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
That was close.
Guess FJ doesn't want me to delete my own account.
User avatar #41 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 448**
User avatar #42 to #84 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
Shit...
User avatar #40 - LomFreeman (03/20/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 681**

Douchebag
User avatar #38 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 878**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #39 to #39 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 861**
User avatar #32 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 179**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #34 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 512**
Actually, one more time.

TRIPS, I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT.
User avatar #35 to #35 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 587**
Fuck you.
User avatar #36 to #36 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 517**
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOU!
User avatar #33 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #37 to #34 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 799**
FUCK YOU MAN.
#31 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 26**
User avatar #27 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

If this is 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9.
I'm a faggot.
User avatar #28 to #28 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 723**

Trips, there is a god.
User avatar #29 to #29 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Well fuck.
User avatar #30 to #30 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 086**
User avatar #22 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 211,116**
Sextuplets?
User avatar #26 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 301,169**

6?
User avatar #24 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Congrat...
User avatar #23 to #23 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
QUADS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5,887**

Nah.. let me try, bro.
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