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Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
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#400 - Neither F.E.A.R. nor Dead Space 2 can touch SCP: Containment Breach. 05/20/2012 on Dead space 2 0
#161 - Now imagine putting a toothpick under your toenail and kicking… 05/06/2012 on How to make the whole... +5
#30 - *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart*… 04/22/2012 on uhrrr duhrrr boing +1
#23 - False: 24 04/08/2012 on worlds shortest joke +7
#10 - I hope you're not being serious... 04/08/2012 on Mememon 0
#8 - I also beg to differ.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2012 on Mememon +1
#11 - fusrohdubs (04/08/2012) [-]
I ain't even mad.
#6 - Mememon doesn't make sense either. It's pronounced meem not ma…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2012 on Mememon 0
User avatar #9 - fusrohdubs (04/08/2012) [-]
I beg to differ.
go to youtube . com and after m on com enter this:

/watch?v=ejSRqO74Lik
User avatar #10 - laughingcarrot (04/08/2012) [-]
I hope you're not being serious...
#7 - fusrohdubs Comment deleted by laughingcarrot
#8 - laughingcarrot (04/08/2012) [-]
I also beg to differ.
#11 - fusrohdubs (04/08/2012) [-]
I ain't even mad.
#2 - 99% of those are rage faces. Not memes.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2012 on Mememon +3
#5 - fusrohdubs (04/08/2012) [-]
Well, i only kinda did it for the title,because it woudln't be awesome if the title was :

Ragefacemon


User avatar #6 - laughingcarrot (04/08/2012) [-]
Mememon doesn't make sense either. It's pronounced meem not may-may.
User avatar #9 - fusrohdubs (04/08/2012) [-]
I beg to differ.
go to youtube . com and after m on com enter this:

/watch?v=ejSRqO74Lik
User avatar #10 - laughingcarrot (04/08/2012) [-]
I hope you're not being serious...
#7 - fusrohdubs Comment deleted by laughingcarrot
#8 - laughingcarrot (04/08/2012) [-]
I also beg to differ.
#11 - fusrohdubs (04/08/2012) [-]
I ain't even mad.
#6 - Eastern*  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2012 on 5 Story Residential... +3
User avatar #7 - stinkypinky (04/08/2012) [-]
Derp.
didn't even notice...
I was thinking in my head Eastern,but ended up writing Western...
User avatar #15 - heromann (04/08/2012) [-]
I believe it has to do with getting cheaper insurance.
#71 - I dislike anime.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2012 on Paperchild comp 4 -7
#209 - alchemicfreak (04/08/2012) [-]
i see nothing wrong with that. everyone has different tastes.
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2012 on hoase -3
#37 - scootalooinatree (03/30/2012) [-]
#56 - Picture 03/26/2012 on Ozzy being Ozzy... +9
#3 - I'm Russian. I consider myself European. I ******* … 03/19/2012 on Russia +2
#462 - **laughingcarrot rolls 38** 03/18/2012 on Scumbag internet 0
#4 - Comment deleted 03/11/2012 on Go Make This Kid Famous +1
#3 - Picture 03/11/2012 on Fuck bieber +3
#167 - Yeah the combat was a bit sub-par, but that was many years ago…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2012 on Video Game Mot Posters 003 0
User avatar #171 - thephantur (03/10/2012) [-]
I love a good story. ME3 left me high and dry though. they really should have made the ending better.
#162 - Oh I'm sorry didn't mean that one. I mean the original single …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2012 on Video Game Mot Posters 003 0
User avatar #165 - thephantur (03/10/2012) [-]
Hm. The combat system is a lot like DA:O when I tried it. I might give it a longer try than last time. But it really ruined it with how a jedi/sith was just sitting there wailing away. Didn't seem starwars-y. :P
User avatar #167 - laughingcarrot (03/10/2012) [-]
Yeah the combat was a bit sub-par, but that was many years ago. I mainly played it to see what happens next.
User avatar #171 - thephantur (03/10/2012) [-]
I love a good story. ME3 left me high and dry though. they really should have made the ending better.
#157 - What about Star Wars: The Old Republic?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2012 on Video Game Mot Posters 003 0
User avatar #159 - thephantur (03/10/2012) [-]
Monthly fee. :/ I want to play thatoh so bad.
#162 - laughingcarrot (03/10/2012) [-]
Oh I'm sorry didn't mean that one. I mean the original single player ones. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. I had that shit on the original Xbox. It was great.
User avatar #165 - thephantur (03/10/2012) [-]
Hm. The combat system is a lot like DA:O when I tried it. I might give it a longer try than last time. But it really ruined it with how a jedi/sith was just sitting there wailing away. Didn't seem starwars-y. :P
User avatar #167 - laughingcarrot (03/10/2012) [-]
Yeah the combat was a bit sub-par, but that was many years ago. I mainly played it to see what happens next.
User avatar #171 - thephantur (03/10/2012) [-]
I love a good story. ME3 left me high and dry though. they really should have made the ending better.
#152 - Have you tried Fallout 3 or New Vegas?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/10/2012 on Video Game Mot Posters 003 0
User avatar #155 - thephantur (03/10/2012) [-]
Yup. Don't own it. Play with friend's copy. :P
User avatar #157 - laughingcarrot (03/10/2012) [-]
What about Star Wars: The Old Republic?
User avatar #159 - thephantur (03/10/2012) [-]
Monthly fee. :/ I want to play thatoh so bad.
#162 - laughingcarrot (03/10/2012) [-]
Oh I'm sorry didn't mean that one. I mean the original single player ones. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. I had that shit on the original Xbox. It was great.
User avatar #165 - thephantur (03/10/2012) [-]
Hm. The combat system is a lot like DA:O when I tried it. I might give it a longer try than last time. But it really ruined it with how a jedi/sith was just sitting there wailing away. Didn't seem starwars-y. :P
User avatar #167 - laughingcarrot (03/10/2012) [-]
Yeah the combat was a bit sub-par, but that was many years ago. I mainly played it to see what happens next.
User avatar #171 - thephantur (03/10/2012) [-]
I love a good story. ME3 left me high and dry though. they really should have made the ending better.
#16 - Picture 03/03/2012 on Dog Problems -1
#25 - Picture 02/26/2012 on This is why bieber is... +34
#169 - Hey a carrot! 02/25/2012 on Google Streetview Comp 2 +3
#82 - Meanwhile in Russia.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2012 on Google Streetview Comp 2 +42
User avatar #101 - acarrot (02/25/2012) [-]
hey a laughing carrot :D
User avatar #169 - laughingcarrot (02/25/2012) [-]
Hey a carrot!
#66 - And on Russia's Army and Navy Day... 02/24/2012 on Gratitude To Veterans..... 0
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User avatar #90 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #89 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 27**
Is Dmitry a badass Russian?
User avatar #88 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 235,611,977**
User avatar #87 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 93**
User avatar #86 - LomFreeman (06/25/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 44**

:l
#85 - LomFreeman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 104,722,279**
Dubs? Y no trip?
User avatar #84 to #126 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
Ah, nevermind. :3
User avatar #82 - LomFreeman (04/04/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 423,905,363**
**** yeah.
#73 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Will Dmitry be able to suck his own dick?
User avatar #74 to #116 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
User avatar #75 to #117 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 0**
User avatar #76 to #118 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
lulz.
User avatar #77 to #119 - laughingcarrot (04/03/2011) [-]
It's a secret. :P
User avatar #78 to #120 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 6**

Oh magic ball!
Will I meet Dmitry in real life?
User avatar #79 to #121 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
Let me again...

Will I meet Dmitry in real life with a rabbit suit?
User avatar #80 to #122 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
=___=

Same question.
User avatar #81 to #123 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Sweet. :D
#61 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 8**
Is dmitry my son?
User avatar #62 to #104 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
But but.. I love him.. :(
User avatar #63 to #105 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 8**
User avatar #64 to #106 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Tis true.
#65 to #107 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5**
one more...
Is Dmitry's mother younger than Dmitry?
User avatar #66 to #108 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
Faggot. You aren't funny anymore.
User avatar #67 to #109 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 6**
Is Jordan a glorious winged faggot?
User avatar #68 to #110 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
Is Dmiry a girl?
User avatar #69 to #111 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 4** PHUCK!
Is Jordan a commie?
User avatar #70 to #112 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 4**
Does Dmitry have a spider up his ass?
User avatar #72 to #113 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Sad fase...
#60 to #102 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
And here's the final..
It's in spanish for *Serious Business bro*
User avatar #45 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 585**
Single, I do ******* nothing.
Double, I take a pineapple up my ass.
Trips, I will worship Dmitry.
User avatar #46 to #88 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 637**
Trips pl0x.
User avatar #47 to #89 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 121**

Hey if it's a trip, I will let you to **** my sister.
User avatar #48 to #90 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 999**
Trips and I blow myself up for allah.
User avatar #50 to #92 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

3 + 5 =
User avatar #52 to #93 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 9,675**
Quads pl0x.
User avatar #53 to #95 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3,558**
Singles, I do ******* nothing
Doubles, I will suck Dmitry's *bleep*
Trips, I will worship Dmitry forever.
Quads, I will give Dmitry my life.
User avatar #54 to #96 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
Aw shuck.
User avatar #51 to #93 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
3 + 5 = 9?
Sounds legit.
#43 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 557**
Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #44 to #86 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
That was close.
Guess FJ doesn't want me to delete my own account.
User avatar #41 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 448**
User avatar #40 - LomFreeman (03/20/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 681**

Douchebag
User avatar #38 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 878**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #39 to #39 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 861**
User avatar #32 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 179**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #34 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 512**
Actually, one more time.

TRIPS, I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT.
User avatar #35 to #35 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 587**
**** you.
User avatar #36 to #36 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 517**
**** YOU **** YOU **** YOOOU!
User avatar #33 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #37 to #34 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 799**
**** YOU MAN.
#31 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 26**
User avatar #27 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

If this is 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9.
I'm a faggot.
User avatar #28 to #28 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 723**

Trips, there is a god.
User avatar #30 to #30 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #22 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 211,116**
Sextuplets?
User avatar #26 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 301,169**

6?
User avatar #24 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Congrat...
User avatar #23 to #23 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
QUADS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5,887**

Nah.. let me try, bro.
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