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Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
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#654 - Atheism is the lack of belief of a god.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2012 on Science and religion 0
User avatar #664 - radarr (07/09/2012) [-]
Shouldn't everyone have a belief though,a belief should drive you to do your best. Everyone should have one in my opinion. (Btw I didn't create the picture so I couldn't control the text, even if I knew that it wasn't a belief it still would have been posted in the same manner.)
User avatar #669 - laughingcarrot (07/09/2012) [-]
Well I believe everybody should have some belief, but some people just ignore everything. And I envy them for being able to do so.
#674 - radarr (07/09/2012) [-]
Don't we all?
#231 - I live in North Carolina now. It may have worse heat, but New … 07/02/2012 on So Damn Hot 0
#224 - It goes over 100 all the damn time in New York City. The build…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/02/2012 on So Damn Hot +1
User avatar #229 - alfjnn (07/02/2012) [-]
YEAH BRO. I feel you. I live in the city as well. Last summer it was above 100 for like two weeks.
User avatar #225 - redwingsfanintexas (07/02/2012) [-]
We get DIRECT sun lot worse then building heat.
User avatar #233 - alfjnn (07/02/2012) [-]
You'd be surprised. I grew up in Greece, which also gets direct sunlight. The Climate there was a pain in the ass. New York. Is just as hot, if not hotter. And in new York, there's the humidity factor (Which you don't quite have as bad in texas) which makes it so much worse.
User avatar #249 - commontroll (07/02/2012) [-]
Houston's right on the Gulf, we have a shitload of humidity all the time. Last year I think we had something like 60 or 70 days way over 100 degrees. It's usually over 100 until October. And humid as balls.
User avatar #236 - redwingsfanintexas (07/02/2012) [-]
Where i live its humid like crazy!
#251 - anonymous (07/02/2012) [-]
Shut the fuck up already, we get it. It's super hot in Texas and we should all bow down to your ability to withstand the hottest climate.
User avatar #369 - redwingsfanintexas (07/02/2012) [-]
I was not saying that
User avatar #239 - alfjnn (07/02/2012) [-]
Here, humidity during the summer is usually 95%+ And it rains all the time. It's really brutal dude. I'd rather live in texas and atleast have dry heat where I don't sweat just by doing nothing at all.
User avatar #252 - commontroll (07/02/2012) [-]
Texas ain't a desert dude. Not all of it anyway. Dallas and Austin aren't too bad with humidity, but in East Texas and in the coastal area, it's incredibly humid all the time.
User avatar #257 - commontroll (07/02/2012) [-]
http://www.cityrating.com/cityhumidity.asp?City=Houston

Now, I'm not saying I'm able to stand the heat at all, because most of us just stay indoors whenever it's bad. I just don't really think it's accurate when people say that it's hotter where they're from.
User avatar #256 - alfjnn (07/02/2012) [-]
Sorry bro. When I refer to Texas, I usually refer to Texas as if it were land locked (It's more known for it's dryness than it's wetness, up here in NY.
User avatar #261 - commontroll (07/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's the main reason I mentioned that. Texas' image is that it's a desert and all, but I'd say about half of it is forested. It's actually not that bad, since here it's a sub-tropic, and it's green year round.
User avatar #231 - laughingcarrot (07/02/2012) [-]
I live in North Carolina now. It may have worse heat, but New York heat waves are just more common.
#119 - Puhlease. They're hated even in Germany. 07/02/2012 on Very Very Unfortunate -4
#1 - This post would have been funnier if it just had the word, &qu… 06/30/2012 on Morbid for christians -2
#44 - Ain't it? 06/30/2012 on Play Amnesia they said... 0
#35 - I've played Cry of Fear. If I can shoot the things that are sc… 06/30/2012 on Play Amnesia they said... +1
#33 - Cry of Fear isn't that scary. You should play SCP: Containment Breach.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2012 on Play Amnesia they said... 0
User avatar #50 - graphically (06/30/2012) [-]
SCP: Containment Breach isn't that scary. You should play Penumbra.
User avatar #59 - rel (06/30/2012) [-]
Penumbra isn't that scary. You should play any game by EA.
User avatar #42 - kibbleis (06/30/2012) [-]
It's a banana that chases you.
SCARY SHIT.
User avatar #44 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
Ain't it?
#34 - anonymous (06/30/2012) [-]
thats less scary you little fucking dumbshit
User avatar #35 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
I've played Cry of Fear. If I can shoot the things that are scary, I don't find it scary.
#100 - Picture 06/30/2012 on First time 0
#95 - Neither did I.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2012 on First time +2
User avatar #96 - idonthaveapenis (06/30/2012) [-]
wut.
#100 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
#91 - Jokes on you. My girlfriend had a penis. Your username clearly…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2012 on First time +2
User avatar #92 - idonthaveapenis (06/30/2012) [-]
Well, Then this is not the exboyfriend i was looking for.. O.o
#95 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
Neither did I.
User avatar #96 - idonthaveapenis (06/30/2012) [-]
wut.
#100 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
#84 - ...was...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2012 on First time +3
#85 - sanshiiuum (06/30/2012) [-]
Fuck.
#80 - Oh don't worry. It wasn't me that killed her. Someone else did…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2012 on First time +3
User avatar #81 - sanshiiuum (06/30/2012) [-]
I dunno, I thought it was funny. o3o
#84 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
...was...
#85 - sanshiiuum (06/30/2012) [-]
Fuck.
#78 - I know that feel. I had a girlfriend that liked to be choked.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/30/2012 on First time +8
User avatar #88 - idonthaveapenis (06/30/2012) [-]
I must be your ex.. That shit was awesome.
User avatar #91 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
Jokes on you. My girlfriend had a penis. Your username clearly says you don't.
User avatar #92 - idonthaveapenis (06/30/2012) [-]
Well, Then this is not the exboyfriend i was looking for.. O.o
#95 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
Neither did I.
User avatar #96 - idonthaveapenis (06/30/2012) [-]
wut.
#100 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
#79 - sanshiiuum (06/30/2012) [-]
had.
User avatar #80 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
Oh don't worry. It wasn't me that killed her. Someone else did.
Just kidding, the fuck is wrong with people?
User avatar #81 - sanshiiuum (06/30/2012) [-]
I dunno, I thought it was funny. o3o
#84 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
...was...
#85 - sanshiiuum (06/30/2012) [-]
Fuck.
#87 - Picture 06/29/2012 on This ban is very erect +19
#98 - Te-rin-ki-chi-shi-ki-fu 06/29/2012 on Who Cares Its My Ex Girl... 0
#83 - Truth is, Funnyjunk. I grew out of anime 3 years ago.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2012 on Insert Witty Pun Title -1
User avatar #94 - basicargentinian (06/27/2012) [-]
I did too, but last week I returned to Naruto and had a legit good time.
#141 - When little ***** take Bullet for my Valentine or… 06/26/2012 on quite true +1
#25 - The **** if I know. 06/19/2012 on Dobby, sir 0
#20 - I swear, my grandfather's friend is all over the internet now.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2012 on Dobby, sir +3
#21 - generaldiablo (06/19/2012) [-]
What is that monkey doing to the left of the picture?
User avatar #23 - melxgirl (06/19/2012) [-]
Or the guy on the far right... Is he holding a large fish or something?
User avatar #25 - laughingcarrot (06/19/2012) [-]
The fuck if I know.
#62 - The internet is leaking again. 06/15/2012 on No need for title +17
#52 - I think he just means he's practicing how to name the colors h… 06/10/2012 on Colorblind +1
#158 - I think Skyrim is pretty cool guy. He yells at dragons and doe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2012 on Oh Skyrim +31
User avatar #164 - bugkiller (06/07/2012) [-]
dawn guard, looks so fucking awesome
#157 - My favorite part was when the bitch got her head blown off. 06/06/2012 on How Could You 0
#300 - Picture 05/31/2012 on Galactic Collision 0
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User avatar #90 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #89 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 27**
Is Dmitry a badass Russian?
User avatar #88 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 235,611,977**
User avatar #87 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 93**
User avatar #86 - LomFreeman (06/25/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 44**

:l
#85 - LomFreeman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 104,722,279**
Dubs? Y no trip?
User avatar #84 to #126 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
Ah, nevermind. :3
User avatar #82 - LomFreeman (04/04/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 423,905,363**
**** yeah.
#73 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Will Dmitry be able to suck his own dick?
User avatar #74 to #116 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
User avatar #75 to #117 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
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User avatar #76 to #118 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
lulz.
User avatar #77 to #119 - laughingcarrot (04/03/2011) [-]
It's a secret. :P
User avatar #78 to #120 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 6**

Oh magic ball!
Will I meet Dmitry in real life?
User avatar #79 to #121 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
Let me again...

Will I meet Dmitry in real life with a rabbit suit?
User avatar #80 to #122 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
=___=

Same question.
User avatar #81 to #123 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Sweet. :D
#61 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 8**
Is dmitry my son?
User avatar #62 to #104 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
But but.. I love him.. :(
User avatar #63 to #105 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 8**
User avatar #64 to #106 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Tis true.
#65 to #107 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
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one more...
Is Dmitry's mother younger than Dmitry?
User avatar #66 to #108 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
Faggot. You aren't funny anymore.
User avatar #67 to #109 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 6**
Is Jordan a glorious winged faggot?
User avatar #68 to #110 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
Is Dmiry a girl?
User avatar #69 to #111 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 4** PHUCK!
Is Jordan a commie?
User avatar #70 to #112 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 4**
Does Dmitry have a spider up his ass?
User avatar #72 to #113 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Sad fase...
#60 to #102 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
And here's the final..
It's in spanish for *Serious Business bro*
User avatar #45 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 585**
Single, I do ******* nothing.
Double, I take a pineapple up my ass.
Trips, I will worship Dmitry.
User avatar #46 to #88 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 637**
Trips pl0x.
User avatar #47 to #89 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 121**

Hey if it's a trip, I will let you to **** my sister.
User avatar #48 to #90 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 999**
Trips and I blow myself up for allah.
User avatar #50 to #92 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

3 + 5 =
User avatar #52 to #93 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 9,675**
Quads pl0x.
User avatar #53 to #95 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3,558**
Singles, I do ******* nothing
Doubles, I will suck Dmitry's *bleep*
Trips, I will worship Dmitry forever.
Quads, I will give Dmitry my life.
User avatar #54 to #96 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
Aw shuck.
User avatar #51 to #93 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
3 + 5 = 9?
Sounds legit.
#43 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 557**
Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #44 to #86 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
That was close.
Guess FJ doesn't want me to delete my own account.
User avatar #41 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 448**
User avatar #40 - LomFreeman (03/20/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 681**

Douchebag
User avatar #38 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 878**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #39 to #39 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 861**
User avatar #32 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 179**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #34 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 512**
Actually, one more time.

TRIPS, I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT.
User avatar #35 to #35 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 587**
**** you.
User avatar #36 to #36 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 517**
**** YOU **** YOU **** YOOOU!
User avatar #33 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #37 to #34 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 799**
**** YOU MAN.
#31 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 26**
User avatar #27 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

If this is 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9.
I'm a faggot.
User avatar #28 to #28 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 723**

Trips, there is a god.
User avatar #30 to #30 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 086**
User avatar #22 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 211,116**
Sextuplets?
User avatar #26 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 301,169**

6?
User avatar #24 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Congrat...
User avatar #23 to #23 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
QUADS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5,887**

Nah.. let me try, bro.
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