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Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
Last Login:8/28/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#1257
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#91 - Jokes on you. My girlfriend had a penis. Your username clearly…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2012 on First time +2
User avatar #92 - idonthaveapenis (06/30/2012) [-]
Well, Then this is not the exboyfriend i was looking for.. O.o
#95 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
Neither did I.
User avatar #96 - idonthaveapenis (06/30/2012) [-]
wut.
#100 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
#84 - ...was...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2012 on First time +3
#85 - sanshiiuum (06/30/2012) [-]
Fuck.
#80 - Oh don't worry. It wasn't me that killed her. Someone else did…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2012 on First time +3
User avatar #81 - sanshiiuum (06/30/2012) [-]
I dunno, I thought it was funny. o3o
#84 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
...was...
#85 - sanshiiuum (06/30/2012) [-]
Fuck.
#78 - I know that feel. I had a girlfriend that liked to be choked.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/30/2012 on First time +8
User avatar #88 - idonthaveapenis (06/30/2012) [-]
I must be your ex.. That shit was awesome.
User avatar #91 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
Jokes on you. My girlfriend had a penis. Your username clearly says you don't.
User avatar #92 - idonthaveapenis (06/30/2012) [-]
Well, Then this is not the exboyfriend i was looking for.. O.o
#95 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
Neither did I.
User avatar #96 - idonthaveapenis (06/30/2012) [-]
wut.
#100 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
#79 - sanshiiuum (06/30/2012) [-]
had.
User avatar #80 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
Oh don't worry. It wasn't me that killed her. Someone else did.
Just kidding, the fuck is wrong with people?
User avatar #81 - sanshiiuum (06/30/2012) [-]
I dunno, I thought it was funny. o3o
#84 - laughingcarrot (06/30/2012) [-]
...was...
#85 - sanshiiuum (06/30/2012) [-]
Fuck.
#87 - Picture 06/29/2012 on This ban is very erect +19
#98 - Te-rin-ki-chi-shi-ki-fu 06/29/2012 on Who Cares Its My Ex Girl... 0
#83 - Truth is, Funnyjunk. I grew out of anime 3 years ago.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2012 on Insert Witty Pun Title -1
User avatar #94 - basicargentinian (06/27/2012) [-]
I did too, but last week I returned to Naruto and had a legit good time.
#141 - When little ***** take Bullet for my Valentine or… 06/26/2012 on quite true +1
#25 - The **** if I know. 06/19/2012 on Dobby, sir 0
#20 - I swear, my grandfather's friend is all over the internet now.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2012 on Dobby, sir +3
#21 - generaldiablo (06/19/2012) [-]
What is that monkey doing to the left of the picture?
User avatar #23 - melxgirl (06/19/2012) [-]
Or the guy on the far right... Is he holding a large fish or something?
User avatar #25 - laughingcarrot (06/19/2012) [-]
The fuck if I know.
#62 - The internet is leaking again. 06/15/2012 on No need for title +17
#52 - I think he just means he's practicing how to name the colors h… 06/10/2012 on Colorblind +1
#158 - I think Skyrim is pretty cool guy. He yells at dragons and doe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2012 on Oh Skyrim +31
User avatar #164 - bugkiller (06/07/2012) [-]
dawn guard, looks so fucking awesome
#157 - My favorite part was when the bitch got her head blown off. 06/06/2012 on How Could You 0
#300 - Picture 05/31/2012 on Galactic Collision 0
#295 - It's not a legitimate source. I'm not going to believe this un…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Galactic Collision 0
User avatar #296 - pebo (05/31/2012) [-]
then google that shit
#285 - When we see the our galaxy, that's us looking at one of the ar…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Galactic Collision +2
User avatar #290 - pebo (05/31/2012) [-]
hey
just open the link i provided and thats what it says
#319 - apocalypseboyz (05/31/2012) [-]
I read it, it's actually pretty interesting and makes sense to me. Don't know what everyone is giving you red thumbs for. I mean yeah, what's in the animation isn't what is EXACTLY happening, but still. Guys, read the article. It's cool.
User avatar #295 - laughingcarrot (05/31/2012) [-]
It's not a legitimate source. I'm not going to believe this until real scientists prove it. Plus, not every celestial body in our galaxy is oriented the same way. So it's ok if the arm of the galaxy is sideways.
User avatar #296 - pebo (05/31/2012) [-]
then google that shit
#181 - At least it's relevant... 05/29/2012 on Snooki Problems 0
#31 - Player, I... 05/23/2012 on I cant blink 0
#56 - A game scarier than SCP: Containment Breach.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Let's bake a cake! +2
#62 - anog (05/23/2012) [-]
Ehh... I still think Containment Breach is scarier...
#71 - fluffyraptorr (05/23/2012) [-]
#55 - What the **** ... 05/22/2012 on Wat +1
#400 - Neither F.E.A.R. nor Dead Space 2 can touch SCP: Containment Breach. 05/20/2012 on Dead space 2 0
#161 - Now imagine putting a toothpick under your toenail and kicking… 05/06/2012 on How to make the whole... +5
#30 - *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart*… 04/22/2012 on uhrrr duhrrr boing +1
#23 - False: 24 04/08/2012 on worlds shortest joke +7
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User avatar #90 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #89 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 27**
Is Dmitry a badass Russian?
User avatar #88 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 235,611,977**
User avatar #87 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 93**
User avatar #86 - LomFreeman (06/25/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 44**

:l
#85 - LomFreeman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 104,722,279**
Dubs? Y no trip?
User avatar #84 to #126 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
Ah, nevermind. :3
User avatar #82 - LomFreeman (04/04/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 423,905,363**
**** yeah.
#73 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Will Dmitry be able to suck his own dick?
User avatar #74 to #116 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
User avatar #75 to #117 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 0**
User avatar #76 to #118 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
lulz.
User avatar #77 to #119 - laughingcarrot (04/03/2011) [-]
It's a secret. :P
User avatar #78 to #120 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 6**

Oh magic ball!
Will I meet Dmitry in real life?
User avatar #79 to #121 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
Let me again...

Will I meet Dmitry in real life with a rabbit suit?
User avatar #80 to #122 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
=___=

Same question.
User avatar #81 to #123 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Sweet. :D
#61 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 8**
Is dmitry my son?
User avatar #62 to #104 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
But but.. I love him.. :(
User avatar #63 to #105 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 8**
User avatar #64 to #106 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Tis true.
#65 to #107 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5**
one more...
Is Dmitry's mother younger than Dmitry?
User avatar #66 to #108 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
Faggot. You aren't funny anymore.
User avatar #67 to #109 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 6**
Is Jordan a glorious winged faggot?
User avatar #68 to #110 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
Is Dmiry a girl?
User avatar #69 to #111 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 4** PHUCK!
Is Jordan a commie?
User avatar #70 to #112 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 4**
Does Dmitry have a spider up his ass?
User avatar #72 to #113 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Sad fase...
#60 to #102 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
And here's the final..
It's in spanish for *Serious Business bro*
User avatar #45 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 585**
Single, I do ******* nothing.
Double, I take a pineapple up my ass.
Trips, I will worship Dmitry.
User avatar #46 to #88 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 637**
Trips pl0x.
User avatar #47 to #89 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 121**

Hey if it's a trip, I will let you to **** my sister.
User avatar #48 to #90 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 999**
Trips and I blow myself up for allah.
User avatar #50 to #92 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

3 + 5 =
User avatar #52 to #93 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 9,675**
Quads pl0x.
User avatar #53 to #95 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3,558**
Singles, I do ******* nothing
Doubles, I will suck Dmitry's *bleep*
Trips, I will worship Dmitry forever.
Quads, I will give Dmitry my life.
User avatar #54 to #96 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
Aw shuck.
User avatar #51 to #93 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
3 + 5 = 9?
Sounds legit.
#43 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 557**
Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #44 to #86 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
That was close.
Guess FJ doesn't want me to delete my own account.
User avatar #41 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 448**
User avatar #40 - LomFreeman (03/20/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 681**

Douchebag
User avatar #38 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 878**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #39 to #39 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 861**
User avatar #32 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 179**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #34 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 512**
Actually, one more time.

TRIPS, I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT.
User avatar #35 to #35 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 587**
**** you.
User avatar #36 to #36 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 517**
**** YOU **** YOU **** YOOOU!
User avatar #33 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #37 to #34 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 799**
**** YOU MAN.
#31 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 26**
User avatar #27 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

If this is 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9.
I'm a faggot.
User avatar #28 to #28 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 723**

Trips, there is a god.
User avatar #30 to #30 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #22 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 211,116**
Sextuplets?
User avatar #26 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 301,169**

6?
User avatar #24 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Congrat...
User avatar #23 to #23 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
QUADS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5,887**

Nah.. let me try, bro.
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