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Age: 112
Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
Last Login:12/27/2014
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Comment Ranking:#17480
Highest Content Rank:#1257
Highest Comment Rank:#2236
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Total Comments Made:827
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#52 - It's not a storm. It's just the friction from the ash particle…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2012 on DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY +8
#86 - skinless (10/28/2012) [-]
wut
#41 - Picture 10/22/2012 on DAFUQ?????????? +2
#7 - I don't see how one can be sued into a video game by Bethesda …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2012 on What were you thinking!? +5
User avatar #8 - maxismahname (10/17/2012) [-]
short bus shawty.
#2 - *****************************************************  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on It's actually working +1
#15 - I'm pretty sure they were thinking, "Oh God he's biting h… 10/15/2012 on What the fuck china +1
#145 - Oh. Tis just a flesh wound. 10/15/2012 on How to throw a hook kick 0
#937 - I'm screwed to hell.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2012 on F**king Tron +3
User avatar #989 - HulkingShitzu (10/12/2012) [-]
Same dude, got no chance against a fp, or the Patty for that matter :(, but I will enjoy it.
#145 - Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUuUuUuUuUUUUuuuuuse me, princess! Why d… 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker 0
#130 - Go ahead. Tell me. Why are you so sad? Did your piece of …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker +2
#137 - tehemoss (09/24/2012) [-]
you know what...fuck you and all o you...you people know nothing about me or emos in general...
User avatar #174 - DoggyBouncer (09/24/2012) [-]
I wish all the best for your mom though. You should probably just kill yourself right now thought. Cut the fat from the world. Kthnxbai.
#145 - laughingcarrot (09/24/2012) [-]
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUuUuUuUuUUUUuuuuuse me, princess! Why do you think I asked? I mean...it wasn't a rhetorical question!
User avatar #142 - Dairycow (09/24/2012) [-]
Haha, your like the average stereo type faggot, GOSH MOM!! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME OR MY LIFE GOSHHA. seriously go die if you think your all in "pain and suffering" and shit.
#144 - tehemoss (09/24/2012) [-]
tried...the rope broke and the knife didn't cut deep enough...fuck you all i'm leaving...
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#152 - EjaculationMan (09/24/2012) [-]
>>tried...the rope broke.
User avatar #148 - Dairycow (09/24/2012) [-]
Wow, lol seriously? you're so stupid -_- i mean just listen to what the other guy said. no offence or anything, but stop bitching and trying to feel sorry for yourself and being all sad, go get an education and fix your life instead of wallowing in your own pit of sadness, its really pathetic.
#119 - Dear emo people...  [+] (11 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker +3
#125 - tehemoss (09/24/2012) [-]
and i am getting real tired of yours
User avatar #133 - Dairycow (09/24/2012) [-]
Lol, shut the fuck up. If you seriously think that being emo is cool your a faggot, you just do it for attention. your probably thing doing your gay little hair is more important then school and getting an education you little pussy.
#130 - laughingcarrot (09/24/2012) [-]
Go ahead. Tell me. Why are you so sad? Did your piece of shit father leave you because he didn't want to raise a little girl?
#137 - tehemoss (09/24/2012) [-]
you know what...fuck you and all o you...you people know nothing about me or emos in general...
User avatar #174 - DoggyBouncer (09/24/2012) [-]
I wish all the best for your mom though. You should probably just kill yourself right now thought. Cut the fat from the world. Kthnxbai.
#145 - laughingcarrot (09/24/2012) [-]
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUuUuUuUuUUUUuuuuuse me, princess! Why do you think I asked? I mean...it wasn't a rhetorical question!
User avatar #142 - Dairycow (09/24/2012) [-]
Haha, your like the average stereo type faggot, GOSH MOM!! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME OR MY LIFE GOSHHA. seriously go die if you think your all in "pain and suffering" and shit.
#144 - tehemoss (09/24/2012) [-]
tried...the rope broke and the knife didn't cut deep enough...fuck you all i'm leaving...
#170 - admiralamory has deleted their comment.
#152 - EjaculationMan (09/24/2012) [-]
>>tried...the rope broke.
User avatar #148 - Dairycow (09/24/2012) [-]
Wow, lol seriously? you're so stupid -_- i mean just listen to what the other guy said. no offence or anything, but stop bitching and trying to feel sorry for yourself and being all sad, go get an education and fix your life instead of wallowing in your own pit of sadness, its really pathetic.
#15 - Raz is used for one in Russian too. 09/22/2012 on Romance a-la Russian +12
#32 - "Durka durka." 09/12/2012 on 9/11 0
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on Clock Ring +1
#28 - awwmygawd (09/12/2012) [-]
sauce on that image?
#24 - >Implying Slender isn't just buildup to nothing. 09/10/2012 on Life is like playing... 0
#25 - And then I was like: 09/09/2012 on Happy Birthday, the morbid way +3
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2012 on Happy Birthday, the morbid way +4
#25 - laughingcarrot (09/09/2012) [-]
And then I was like:
#17 - RIP headphone wearers... 09/09/2012 on Dayz maps +2
#8 - **** ! 09/07/2012 on type ypur password in a... 0
#7 - Hitlerdidnothingwrong  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2012 on type ypur password in a... 0
#8 - laughingcarrot (09/07/2012) [-]
FUCK!
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Poor Will.. +7
#9 - slikmonkey Comment deleted by laughingcarrot
#7 - augustusxxiv Comment deleted by laughingcarrot
#6 - dovahkitteh Comment deleted by laughingcarrot
#166 - Oh my God...he uses a ******* Blackberry. 09/06/2012 on Hair -3
#98 - Picture 08/26/2012 on A bath will do +7
#207 - Look at him...watching me... 08/24/2012 on You Rage You Lose +2
#1 - "Did you hear any of his music?" "Uh...yeah… 08/24/2012 on Famous Troll +16
#80 - Thank you. 08/22/2012 on Let's go, nope 0
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User avatar #90 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #89 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 27**
Is Dmitry a badass Russian?
User avatar #88 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 235,611,977**
User avatar #87 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 93**
User avatar #86 - LomFreeman (06/25/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 44**

:l
#85 - LomFreeman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 104,722,279**
Dubs? Y no trip?
User avatar #84 to #126 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
Ah, nevermind. :3
User avatar #82 - LomFreeman (04/04/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 423,905,363**
**** yeah.
#73 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Will Dmitry be able to suck his own dick?
User avatar #74 to #116 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
User avatar #75 to #117 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 0**
User avatar #76 to #118 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
lulz.
User avatar #77 to #119 - laughingcarrot (04/03/2011) [-]
It's a secret. :P
User avatar #78 to #120 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 6**

Oh magic ball!
Will I meet Dmitry in real life?
User avatar #79 to #121 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
Let me again...

Will I meet Dmitry in real life with a rabbit suit?
User avatar #80 to #122 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
=___=

Same question.
User avatar #81 to #123 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Sweet. :D
#61 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 8**
Is dmitry my son?
User avatar #62 to #104 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
But but.. I love him.. :(
User avatar #63 to #105 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 8**
User avatar #64 to #106 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Tis true.
#65 to #107 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5**
one more...
Is Dmitry's mother younger than Dmitry?
User avatar #66 to #108 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
Faggot. You aren't funny anymore.
User avatar #67 to #109 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 6**
Is Jordan a glorious winged faggot?
User avatar #68 to #110 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**
Is Dmiry a girl?
User avatar #69 to #111 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 4** PHUCK!
Is Jordan a commie?
User avatar #70 to #112 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 4**
Does Dmitry have a spider up his ass?
User avatar #72 to #113 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Sad fase...
#60 to #102 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
And here's the final..
It's in spanish for *Serious Business bro*
User avatar #45 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 585**
Single, I do ******* nothing.
Double, I take a pineapple up my ass.
Trips, I will worship Dmitry.
User avatar #46 to #88 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 637**
Trips pl0x.
User avatar #47 to #89 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 121**

Hey if it's a trip, I will let you to **** my sister.
User avatar #48 to #90 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 999**
Trips and I blow myself up for allah.
User avatar #50 to #92 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

3 + 5 =
User avatar #52 to #93 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 9,675**
Quads pl0x.
User avatar #53 to #95 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3,558**
Singles, I do ******* nothing
Doubles, I will suck Dmitry's *bleep*
Trips, I will worship Dmitry forever.
Quads, I will give Dmitry my life.
User avatar #54 to #96 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
Aw shuck.
User avatar #51 to #93 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
3 + 5 = 9?
Sounds legit.
#43 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 557**
Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #44 to #86 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
That was close.
Guess FJ doesn't want me to delete my own account.
User avatar #41 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 448**
User avatar #40 - LomFreeman (03/20/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 681**

Douchebag
User avatar #38 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 878**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #39 to #39 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 861**
User avatar #32 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 179**

Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #34 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 512**
Actually, one more time.

TRIPS, I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT.
User avatar #35 to #35 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 587**
**** you.
User avatar #36 to #36 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 517**
**** YOU **** YOU **** YOOOU!
User avatar #33 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #37 to #34 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 799**
**** YOU MAN.
#31 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 26**
User avatar #27 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 9**

If this is 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9.
I'm a faggot.
User avatar #28 to #28 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 723**

Trips, there is a god.
User avatar #30 to #30 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 086**
User avatar #22 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 211,116**
Sextuplets?
User avatar #26 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 301,169**

6?
User avatar #24 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Congrat...
User avatar #23 to #23 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
QUADS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5,887**

Nah.. let me try, bro.
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