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#234 - I swear, I have no idea.. :/ 05/16/2013 on this is why we can't have... 0
#52 - samurai brothersssss  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... +4
User avatar #222 - calsamurai (05/15/2013) [-]
I swear I've talked to you before.
#234 - lastsamurai (05/16/2013) [-]
I swear, I have no idea.. :/
#512 - I mean take over their house. 05/10/2013 on Norwegian Prison 0
#435 - It's also about responsibility. If someone is given trust and … 05/10/2013 on Norwegian Prison +1
#433 - Go to norway and kill someone then :/  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Norwegian Prison 0
#549 - hatesmlp (05/10/2013) [-]
Thatsthejoke.png
#481 - N. Korean citizen (05/10/2013) [-]
then get extradited and get sentenced under your home jurisdiction anyway.
#512 - lastsamurai (05/10/2013) [-]
I mean take over their house.
#430 - I'm norwegian, and we're not filthy rich. We have a over-middl… 05/10/2013 on Norwegian Prison 0
#426 - Ja skjer noen ganger. Men betyr ikke at det skjer hele tida. … 05/10/2013 on Norwegian Prison 0
#72 - which in comparison to the costs would be smarter than letting… 05/10/2013 on Norwegian Prison +1
#69 - Well everything is more expensive in norway too. People th…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Norwegian Prison +9
#73 - N. Korean citizen (05/10/2013) [-]
No, you don't understand.. they are REALLY firthy rich.

As in they don't even blink when they buy a small 10$ ice-cream cone.

Also don't you get it - the recidivist amount is really small. Repetitive crime is not the main issue in why prisons are already filled and expensive. You can't jsut cut the system expecting that suddenly everyone in an established prison system will become good after spending a bit time in good surroundings.
But yea - moving towards rehab is needed. Then again you are not discovering any new America - every prison science says rehab is better, only that you need really good management to pull it off in a long run. Sometimes shitty prisons with mandatory prison work will yield much better results than rehab with supposedly reduced state expenses overall.
#430 - lastsamurai (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm norwegian, and we're not filthy rich. We have a over-middle class lifestyle but stuff like food and clothes are a lot cheaper in america, making the youths "poor" in some places if they don't have jobs. atleast it's that for me.
But I guess I got it pretty good ;)
User avatar #118 - imofcnotharveydent (05/10/2013) [-]
well the thing is that the government of Norway don't act like money whores, a politician in Norway don't get more than at most twice that of a doctor, while a doctor gets maybe a little bit more than twice the salary of a principle/teacher.

In capitalist America, you can get filthy rich or damn poor. when 20 % of america own as much as 80% of the rest, you may start to wonder.
#96 - felixjarl (05/10/2013) [-]
I am Norwegian and someone who would try to take 10$ for a ice cream cone would be publicly flogged. The only places you find those is at the worst tourist locations.
#212 - tangedal (05/10/2013) [-]
Uhm, hello. Ever bought three scoops of pistasj-ice at the coast before? (Koster jo faen 40-50 ish avhengig av hvor du er.)
#426 - lastsamurai (05/10/2013) [-]
Ja skjer noen ganger. Men betyr ikke at det skjer hele tida.
Og selv om vi tjener mye er det jo sykt dyrt også -_-
#2 - >get a bucket. >drag glass to end of table >…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Motherfucking Customers +36
#12 - obligatoryusername has deleted their comment.
User avatar #9 - tabarzins (05/11/2013) [-]
>get paper
>put paper under cup
>lift up cup
>turn over cup
User avatar #10 - heartlessrobot (05/11/2013) [-]
>water soaks through paper
>have to clean up water and soggy paper
User avatar #11 - tabarzins (05/11/2013) [-]
unless you a quick nigga
#9 - is that naruto and hinata? 05/07/2013 on Daddy loved me lots +1
#140 - ETERNAL >D>=)DX 05/05/2013 on Expectations 0
#79 - I would paint a genie that gives eternal wishes.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Expectations +1
#87 - yosemitesamsboner (05/05/2013) [-]
infinite?
#140 - lastsamurai (05/05/2013) [-]
ETERNAL >D>=)DX
#89 - Yes... The perfect crime.. 05/05/2013 on Only letters 0
#78 - pet a kitten... what if that kitten had watched a murder or ra…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Only letters 0
User avatar #88 - TheTurnbull (05/05/2013) [-]
It's a kitten, I doubt it would understand and give a shit.
#89 - lastsamurai (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes... The perfect crime..
#61 - Why can parents tell them apart then.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on I can't be 0
User avatar #62 - bakuraandmarik (05/04/2013) [-]
because parents are around them the whole time and knows how each one acts and usually with twins one is bigger than the other
#63 - The fear of a zombie putting their teeth onto your skin, tight…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Only letters 0
#66 - TheTurnbull (05/04/2013) [-]
...You should do outside and enjoy the sun a little bit, just maybe a few minutes, and pet a kitten
#78 - lastsamurai (05/05/2013) [-]
pet a kitten... what if that kitten had watched a murder or rape.. We would never know..
User avatar #88 - TheTurnbull (05/05/2013) [-]
It's a kitten, I doubt it would understand and give a shit.
#89 - lastsamurai (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes... The perfect crime..
#103 - So you usually don't hold your thumb then...? 05/04/2013 on Interesting Facts 0
#53 - You're the only one with that shitty face of yours.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2013 on I can't be +1
User avatar #60 - bakuraandmarik (05/04/2013) [-]
identical twins
#61 - lastsamurai (05/04/2013) [-]
Why can parents tell them apart then.
User avatar #62 - bakuraandmarik (05/04/2013) [-]
because parents are around them the whole time and knows how each one acts and usually with twins one is bigger than the other
#28 - I am not. He was a seemingly bad guy all the way through, … 05/04/2013 on Feels 0
#274 - So you can breathe for 20 seconds and then gotta fill it. … 05/03/2013 on Punchline 0
#26 - I did.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Feels 0
#27 - N. Korean citizen (05/04/2013) [-]
Then you must be pretty damn ignorant to Vegeta's charcter.
#28 - lastsamurai (05/04/2013) [-]
I am not.
He was a seemingly bad guy all the way through, murdering thousands if not millions just for an even crueler villain. First driven only by his fighting spirit to dominate kakkarot, but he just can't. finally admitting he was the better part in the end.

So no, a insanely fighting-focused anime with cool but unimaginable fights for the soul reason of enjoyment for the action-focused part of the brain does not give anything to the character development scheme.

He is not a realistic or fascinating character. He is only there to appeal awesome.
#18 - i haven't even seen mlp, but I know it's true.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Feels -2
#25 - N. Korean citizen (05/03/2013) [-]
You must not have seen DBZ either.
#26 - lastsamurai (05/03/2013) [-]
I did.
#27 - N. Korean citizen (05/04/2013) [-]
Then you must be pretty damn ignorant to Vegeta's charcter.
#28 - lastsamurai (05/04/2013) [-]
I am not.
He was a seemingly bad guy all the way through, murdering thousands if not millions just for an even crueler villain. First driven only by his fighting spirit to dominate kakkarot, but he just can't. finally admitting he was the better part in the end.

So no, a insanely fighting-focused anime with cool but unimaginable fights for the soul reason of enjoyment for the action-focused part of the brain does not give anything to the character development scheme.

He is not a realistic or fascinating character. He is only there to appeal awesome.
#13 - Shut up Meg. 05/03/2013 on Meg doinit rite. -4
#12 - Say it like a man and log in  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Meg doinit rite. -4
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User avatar #25 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
Anything you need to talk about my friend? I have trouble dropping a subject when i hear someone is having tough times. Know that i'm open to chat about anything if you wish. And if not, all you need do is say so
#26 to #25 - lastsamurai (12/22/2012) [-]
Was going for a trip tomorrow, we planned it. When my brother came back we would leave the day after.
Him, me and my little brother.
But they dropped it, because they didn't see a point in it.
But I had sort of been looking forward to it. And he didn't say anything about it not being worth it. They didn't want to go, and I acted as if I didn't care, so that we could drop the chitchat, I sacrifice some of my hopes like that sometimes.. "yeah, it's ok for me. I can't do much about it if you don't want to anyway, we don't have to go" and so on.

Doesn't mean I can't have a great day tomorrow though, I just wanted to drop it all, the movie we were going to see, the swimming hall we were going to visit. Tomorrow.
I just wanted to lay in bed and feel sad, but I've decided that I don't want to, I'm not a kid anymore. I'll cry when I break. ;)

So I am kind of disappointed. But it's my vacation, I can't waste it being such a downer.

Btw, I kind of want some opinions. Not a "aww, well that's not good, want a hug?" thing..
User avatar #27 to #26 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
Well i must admire your conviction in a way. And though i've done the same once or twice before in random fits of depression, i cannot approve of your brothers decision! What else are they going to do now? Just sit around with pizza and mountain dew eh?

Are there others you could do the trip with? A friend you could drag along? and there's nothing stopping you from going by yourself if all else fails. I know it's not nearly as much fun, but it's a change of pace, movies are good either way, swimming is good.... I mean i feel worse for your lazy brothers! They have mentally shed the option of going! once you do that it's hard to have as much fun, and nearly impossible to change your mind!

You still have options. so what do you think you're gonna do with it?
#28 to #27 - lastsamurai (12/22/2012) [-]
I live in Norway, candy is cheaper in Sweden, so we drive there once/twice a year to buy some foods and candy. Soda, and energy drinks are also popular. And our parents buy alcoholic drinks.. But we've already shopped for presents, and my brother don't need anything else, so he was basically doing it for us. And my little brother did no longer want to go, so that settled it.

The thing is that long traffic jams probably will occur on our trip, so we might just go on sunday instead. But that's the day we're gonna watch "the Hobbit", we purposely waited for our brother and skipped the premier to watch it, so we might not make it back if it's huge traffic jams on sunday, but it's not a huge possibility.

I might encourage a trip on Sunday, and just let it be there.
User avatar #29 to #28 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
A little trip is better than nothing! Way to look on the bright side broski. Even if you don't get your Sweets trip in, if you can get them to a movie that you all want to see.

I envy you to have brothers, and to have a ritual that you all do together every so often. I have a sister who's 5 years older than I, so we never bonded much. Its good of you to make the most of things with them.

You gonna be alright then my friend?
#24 - N. Korean citizen (10/06/2012) [-]
You're a faggot
#7 - N. Korean citizen (06/19/2012) [-]
lololololol fucking retard!
#6 - N. Korean citizen (05/26/2012) [-]
bitch ass nigger if i see you around here again ill fucking cockslap your nigger mouth and make you lick my sweaty balls nnnuggets
#1 - Jenkinhimer (05/26/2012) [-]
Aaaaahahahaha   
   
You deleted all of your comments because they were getting thumbed down. You accused me of being a kid, yet you're the one who cares about imaginary thumbs! That's extremely amusing.
Aaaaahahahaha

You deleted all of your comments because they were getting thumbed down. You accused me of being a kid, yet you're the one who cares about imaginary thumbs! That's extremely amusing.
#2 to #1 - lastsamurai (05/26/2012) [-]
Oh wow. I said I was ending it.

You think I'm mad? It's not like real money is anything in particular either.
Even if you had a million dollars they would be wasted after you're dead. Life is nothing but what you make it, and I tend to go through it with decency.
You act childish and unamusing, you're an immature brat that should stop accusing me and take pleasure in your own fantasy.

Seriously. Get a girlfriend or something
#8 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (06/20/2012) [-]
I saw your old profile picture, you'll never get a girlfriend.
#3 to #2 - lastsamuraiissomad (05/26/2012) [-]
You should probably calm down, man. It's not healthy to get so mad over the internet.


On a more serious note, you're an idiot. Honestly, I'm aware that this is FJ, but you're just a complete moron. The world would be so much better if people like you simply didn't exist.
#4 to #3 - lastsamurai (05/26/2012) [-]
I'm the mad one.

Cause I made a new account to flame.
Your logic amuse me filthy little maggot.
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