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#6 - Nevermind. Thought I'd make a statement about how high the…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Tumblr -2
User avatar #7 - MouldyBananas (12/27/2012) [-]
I think it would've been better if you'd started with
>High school musical directors<
>High musical directors<
>High directors<

Y'know, emphasised the directors.
GG for not deleting your comment though.
#8 - lastsamurai (12/27/2012) [-]
I go down with the ship.
Don't delete comments.
#2 - > High school musical > High school > High <  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Tumblr -32
User avatar #5 - eonsmashface (12/27/2012) [-]
>nothing to with drugs in school at all
>makes a drug reference out of something that isn't drug reference in any shape or form
>dumbass<
User avatar #3 - TarnRazor (12/27/2012) [-]
Yes. And?
#6 - lastsamurai (12/27/2012) [-]
Nevermind.
Thought I'd make a statement about how high the directors must've been..

But funnyjunk was no..
User avatar #7 - MouldyBananas (12/27/2012) [-]
I think it would've been better if you'd started with
>High school musical directors<
>High musical directors<
>High directors<

Y'know, emphasised the directors.
GG for not deleting your comment though.
#8 - lastsamurai (12/27/2012) [-]
I go down with the ship.
Don't delete comments.
#8 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Fucking Richard +55
User avatar #73 - sippay (12/27/2012) [-]
the balding force is strong with this one.
#9 - blutzcrunk (12/27/2012) [-]
#12 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2012) [-]
hes winking, fuckstick
User avatar #32 - blutzcrunk (12/27/2012) [-]
I know it seems like he's winking, but due to his eyelid isn't closed, you should be seeing a pupil, aye?
#13 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2012) [-]
That's the joke
#30 - tragono (12/27/2012) [-]
F is for Facepalm
Not face balm.
#7 - Picture 12/27/2012 on Fucking Richard +9
#17 - David Mitchell ..?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on I should have stayed home +9
#60 - atangytaco (12/27/2012) [-]
#31 - Just that fable sucks dick..  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2012 on Curiosity 0
#34 - chronovi (12/24/2012) [-]
Cant say I agree I used to love fable 1, many hours spent on that game!
#88 - I fucking hate shuffling... Looks like you're gliding, but… 12/23/2012 on Synchronized dance..... -6
#62 - **lastsamurai rolls 88** 69 you say? 12/23/2012 on Facebook (19) 0
#11 - **lastsamurai rolled a random image posted in comment #2667 …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Harry Py Kids -12
User avatar #15 - bitchplzzz (12/22/2012) [-]
le pun spic
#43 - Fuck you, he did nothing wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on The prophecy is complete -2
User avatar #55 - splendiddust (12/22/2012) [-]
wow 50, a personel best
#42 - I'm sorry to see how people thumb you down. People follow … 12/22/2012 on The prophecy is complete -3
#190 - I'm certain at least one person must've said "good pun&qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on True Happiness 0
User avatar #191 - mavericjones (12/22/2012) [-]
Schizotypal then, my bad.
#188 - I state an absolute for the people that are like me. That …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on True Happiness 0
User avatar #198 - kyrian (12/22/2012) [-]
Very good then. I was hoping you weren't completely oblivious to the broad generalization of your statements. Many people are quite multifaceted and complex. You can't assume to understand every aspect of every single person in the world.
#186 - Oh noooo... I made fun... Like that's NOT why we'…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2012 on True Happiness 0
#189 - mavericjones (12/22/2012) [-]
Good pun....

Said no one ever
#190 - lastsamurai (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm certain at least one person must've said "good pun" once in their life..
Now you're just hating on puns.. :(

And that "said no one ever". Amazing, that one.
Been many minutes since I saw that one.
User avatar #191 - mavericjones (12/22/2012) [-]
Schizotypal then, my bad.
#180 - Of course, anything is subjective if you say it like that. … 12/22/2012 on True Happiness 0
#179 - At my old school, 2-3 years ago, I saw someone getting bullied…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on True Happiness 0
#182 - derpingtonherp (12/22/2012) [-]
cheers, it's people like u that keep me from leaving this site.
#176 - I am saying that I'm certain that it can't. It can't be re…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2012 on True Happiness 0
User avatar #177 - noblexfenrir (12/22/2012) [-]
You don't have to keep explaining what you mean, I understand you perfectly and unfortunately I have to repeat myself because you aren't getting it. Your view is purely subjective. Someone could easily look down on you for seeing emotions and gaming that way. (I don't care if you don't see why they would, the point is they can and it would be just as valid as any point you make)
#180 - lastsamurai (12/22/2012) [-]
Of course, anything is subjective if you say it like that.
There're truths, and there are lies.
Anyone can point out and have opinions about anything.
I could say that I don't agree with you and say that it isn't subjective, or that it isn't my view only.

I'm saying that from my perspective, and for everyone that are like me, that and that is like this. So it's pretty obvious that it isn't bulletproof.
I'm just trying to point out that I have knowledge that could possibly decide a persons fate about emotions and gaming.
#28 - I live in Norway, candy is cheaper in Sweden, so we drive ther…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on lastsamurai's profile 0
User avatar #29 - waffies (12/22/2012) [-]
A little trip is better than nothing! Way to look on the bright side broski. Even if you don't get your Sweets trip in, if you can get them to a movie that you all want to see.

I envy you to have brothers, and to have a ritual that you all do together every so often. I have a sister who's 5 years older than I, so we never bonded much. Its good of you to make the most of things with them.

You gonna be alright then my friend?
#26 - Was going for a trip tomorrow, we planned it. When my brother …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2012 on lastsamurai's profile 0
User avatar #27 - waffies (12/22/2012) [-]
Well i must admire your conviction in a way. And though i've done the same once or twice before in random fits of depression, i cannot approve of your brothers decision! What else are they going to do now? Just sit around with pizza and mountain dew eh?

Are there others you could do the trip with? A friend you could drag along? and there's nothing stopping you from going by yourself if all else fails. I know it's not nearly as much fun, but it's a change of pace, movies are good either way, swimming is good.... I mean i feel worse for your lazy brothers! They have mentally shed the option of going! once you do that it's hard to have as much fun, and nearly impossible to change your mind!

You still have options. so what do you think you're gonna do with it?
#28 - lastsamurai (12/22/2012) [-]
I live in Norway, candy is cheaper in Sweden, so we drive there once/twice a year to buy some foods and candy. Soda, and energy drinks are also popular. And our parents buy alcoholic drinks.. But we've already shopped for presents, and my brother don't need anything else, so he was basically doing it for us. And my little brother did no longer want to go, so that settled it.

The thing is that long traffic jams probably will occur on our trip, so we might just go on sunday instead. But that's the day we're gonna watch "the Hobbit", we purposely waited for our brother and skipped the premier to watch it, so we might not make it back if it's huge traffic jams on sunday, but it's not a huge possibility.

I might encourage a trip on Sunday, and just let it be there.
User avatar #29 - waffies (12/22/2012) [-]
A little trip is better than nothing! Way to look on the bright side broski. Even if you don't get your Sweets trip in, if you can get them to a movie that you all want to see.

I envy you to have brothers, and to have a ritual that you all do together every so often. I have a sister who's 5 years older than I, so we never bonded much. Its good of you to make the most of things with them.

You gonna be alright then my friend?
#159 - That's a very nice reaction pic. I like it. Very … 12/22/2012 on True Happiness +1
#158 - OH I GOTTA DO A COMMENT-- nnnnhh YOU COULD'VE JUST WA… 12/22/2012 on True Happiness 0
#157 - Sorry, getting too tired to write something good. And I'm … 12/22/2012 on True Happiness +2
#154 - I've been emotionless at funerals, and deeply moved by video g…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2012 on True Happiness 0
User avatar #169 - noblexfenrir (12/22/2012) [-]
But your point is subjective to you specifically, you cannot possibly say that nothing can replace those things when it very easily can be replaced in someone else's priorities.

.
#176 - lastsamurai (12/22/2012) [-]
I am saying that I'm certain that it can't.
It can't be replaced. Real emotions should outweigh first-thoughts completely.
When you're hungry you always want a fat steak or hamburger or pizza. But you never ONLY eat it. Cause you'd feel like utter shit. That's what games and movies do, they make you feel you're doing the wrong thing, and stops you from prospering in real life. As you might cry for a fictional character, you won't keep that emotion for very long, but if you cry for a real person, you'd be shocked of how much it really affects you.
User avatar #177 - noblexfenrir (12/22/2012) [-]
You don't have to keep explaining what you mean, I understand you perfectly and unfortunately I have to repeat myself because you aren't getting it. Your view is purely subjective. Someone could easily look down on you for seeing emotions and gaming that way. (I don't care if you don't see why they would, the point is they can and it would be just as valid as any point you make)
#180 - lastsamurai (12/22/2012) [-]
Of course, anything is subjective if you say it like that.
There're truths, and there are lies.
Anyone can point out and have opinions about anything.
I could say that I don't agree with you and say that it isn't subjective, or that it isn't my view only.

I'm saying that from my perspective, and for everyone that are like me, that and that is like this. So it's pretty obvious that it isn't bulletproof.
I'm just trying to point out that I have knowledge that could possibly decide a persons fate about emotions and gaming.
#146 - K ;) Well, if there's a site that deserves a fuck you…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2012 on True Happiness -1
#150 - kontraband (12/22/2012) [-]
#159 - lastsamurai (12/22/2012) [-]
That's a very nice reaction pic.
I like it.

Very ostentatious.
#142 - No. Deep inside, everyone feels kind of dirty and subsequently… 12/22/2012 on True Happiness -1
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User avatar #25 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
Anything you need to talk about my friend? I have trouble dropping a subject when i hear someone is having tough times. Know that i'm open to chat about anything if you wish. And if not, all you need do is say so
#26 to #25 - lastsamurai (12/22/2012) [-]
Was going for a trip tomorrow, we planned it. When my brother came back we would leave the day after.
Him, me and my little brother.
But they dropped it, because they didn't see a point in it.
But I had sort of been looking forward to it. And he didn't say anything about it not being worth it. They didn't want to go, and I acted as if I didn't care, so that we could drop the chitchat, I sacrifice some of my hopes like that sometimes.. "yeah, it's ok for me. I can't do much about it if you don't want to anyway, we don't have to go" and so on.

Doesn't mean I can't have a great day tomorrow though, I just wanted to drop it all, the movie we were going to see, the swimming hall we were going to visit. Tomorrow.
I just wanted to lay in bed and feel sad, but I've decided that I don't want to, I'm not a kid anymore. I'll cry when I break. ;)

So I am kind of disappointed. But it's my vacation, I can't waste it being such a downer.

Btw, I kind of want some opinions. Not a "aww, well that's not good, want a hug?" thing..
User avatar #27 to #26 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
Well i must admire your conviction in a way. And though i've done the same once or twice before in random fits of depression, i cannot approve of your brothers decision! What else are they going to do now? Just sit around with pizza and mountain dew eh?

Are there others you could do the trip with? A friend you could drag along? and there's nothing stopping you from going by yourself if all else fails. I know it's not nearly as much fun, but it's a change of pace, movies are good either way, swimming is good.... I mean i feel worse for your lazy brothers! They have mentally shed the option of going! once you do that it's hard to have as much fun, and nearly impossible to change your mind!

You still have options. so what do you think you're gonna do with it?
#28 to #27 - lastsamurai (12/22/2012) [-]
I live in Norway, candy is cheaper in Sweden, so we drive there once/twice a year to buy some foods and candy. Soda, and energy drinks are also popular. And our parents buy alcoholic drinks.. But we've already shopped for presents, and my brother don't need anything else, so he was basically doing it for us. And my little brother did no longer want to go, so that settled it.

The thing is that long traffic jams probably will occur on our trip, so we might just go on sunday instead. But that's the day we're gonna watch "the Hobbit", we purposely waited for our brother and skipped the premier to watch it, so we might not make it back if it's huge traffic jams on sunday, but it's not a huge possibility.

I might encourage a trip on Sunday, and just let it be there.
User avatar #29 to #28 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
A little trip is better than nothing! Way to look on the bright side broski. Even if you don't get your Sweets trip in, if you can get them to a movie that you all want to see.

I envy you to have brothers, and to have a ritual that you all do together every so often. I have a sister who's 5 years older than I, so we never bonded much. Its good of you to make the most of things with them.

You gonna be alright then my friend?
#24 - N. Korean citizen (10/06/2012) [-]
You're a faggot
#7 - N. Korean citizen (06/19/2012) [-]
lololololol fucking retard!
#6 - N. Korean citizen (05/26/2012) [-]
bitch ass nigger if i see you around here again ill fucking cockslap your nigger mouth and make you lick my sweaty balls nnnuggets
#1 - Jenkinhimer (05/26/2012) [-]
Aaaaahahahaha   
   
You deleted all of your comments because they were getting thumbed down. You accused me of being a kid, yet you're the one who cares about imaginary thumbs! That's extremely amusing.
Aaaaahahahaha

You deleted all of your comments because they were getting thumbed down. You accused me of being a kid, yet you're the one who cares about imaginary thumbs! That's extremely amusing.
#2 to #1 - lastsamurai (05/26/2012) [-]
Oh wow. I said I was ending it.

You think I'm mad? It's not like real money is anything in particular either.
Even if you had a million dollars they would be wasted after you're dead. Life is nothing but what you make it, and I tend to go through it with decency.
You act childish and unamusing, you're an immature brat that should stop accusing me and take pleasure in your own fantasy.

Seriously. Get a girlfriend or something
#8 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (06/20/2012) [-]
I saw your old profile picture, you'll never get a girlfriend.
#3 to #2 - lastsamuraiissomad (05/26/2012) [-]
You should probably calm down, man. It's not healthy to get so mad over the internet.


On a more serious note, you're an idiot. Honestly, I'm aware that this is FJ, but you're just a complete moron. The world would be so much better if people like you simply didn't exist.
#4 to #3 - lastsamurai (05/26/2012) [-]
I'm the mad one.

Cause I made a new account to flame.
Your logic amuse me filthy little maggot.
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