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#24 - I respect your opinion. But I like one piece. So.. Nothing :/ 02/14/2013 on They grow up so fast. +2
#533 - **lastsamurai rolls 0** - 4 = 3 Half Life 3 confirmed 02/13/2013 on gaben 0
#72 - The worst fucking english I've ever read sets me off. So b… 02/13/2013 on That gave me feels -3
#70 - I have no idea who or what those people are. 02/12/2013 on really..? 0
#1883 - **lastsamurai rolls 78** 02/11/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet 0
#77 - 100 pushups is far harder than running 5km :(  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on Do it for her! 0
#97 - cptdisneyland (02/11/2013) [-]
Yes and no, Its a different kind of work out, my nature your legs are stronger then your arms, running is more of a cardio workout though, while push ups are to build muscle
#157 - That is typical for an unpopular person to say.. Don't be …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on Summer Science +7
User avatar #192 - Dairycow (02/09/2013) [-]
exactly, probably some nerd posting on a kid w/ actual friends profile trying to be funny...
#39 - that. Cut that.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Morbid Thoughts 2 +11
#65 - spoontang (02/13/2013) [-]
oh my god no
#63 - whysoseriousXD (02/07/2013) [-]
When I was younger I was playing with Magnetix and these tiny fuckers fell out of the ends. Well me, being the childhood genius that I was, decided it out be cool to put them in my mouth separately and try to spit them back out as a unit. Take a guess at where they were stuck. Yeah, one on each side of whatever that is called and they pinched the holy hell out of my mouth. It took two larger magnets and lotsa tears but I pried them off. Pic related, it's the magnets in question.
User avatar #50 - missraven (02/06/2013) [-]
This oh god. One of my greatest fears.
#79 - **lastsamurai rolls 6** 11 has good smoothies.. 02/06/2013 on I don't even... 0
#61 - **lastsamurai rolls 1** 11 has good slurpees.. 02/06/2013 on I don't even... 0
#59 - **lastsamurai rolls 7** 11 was bad..  [+] (5 new replies) 02/06/2013 on I don't even... +9
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#66 - N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5** 11 has good prices
User avatar #311 - princescelestiaa (02/07/2013) [-]
**princescelestiaa rolls 1** 11 has good prices
User avatar #62 - turbodoosh (02/06/2013) [-]
hue
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#58 - I can do that myself..  [+] (6 new replies) 02/06/2013 on I don't even... +2
#59 - lastsamurai (02/06/2013) [-]
**lastsamurai rolls 7** 11 was bad..
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#66 - N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5** 11 has good prices
User avatar #311 - princescelestiaa (02/07/2013) [-]
**princescelestiaa rolls 1** 11 has good prices
User avatar #62 - turbodoosh (02/06/2013) [-]
hue
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#199 - On games. It would be a lot faster with everything else. …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Bill and Jobs 0
User avatar #265 - shinykakuna (02/06/2013) [-]
no, my desktop build. why would you instantly assume i was talking about a laptop? my desktop is better than a mac, of any type. fuck macs. what is all the nonsense you speak? ive seen your other comments, apparently you think of macs as a convenient luxury only the rich use to do every-day web surfing. I just dont understand your blind hatred for pc's. Gaming is never dead nor does it reach its peak.
User avatar #221 - mcfunkdaddy (02/06/2013) [-]
you have no idea what you're talking about. time to stop typing.
#191 - You would spend money if you could. Stop lying. You put up…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Bill and Jobs -1
User avatar #225 - mcfunkdaddy (02/06/2013) [-]
you can get laptop that look more styish that macs. macs are not faster. linux only has the ability to be faster when used with lower resources. it comes to the point when the hardware is good enough that there is essentialy no difference.
User avatar #198 - snakefire (02/06/2013) [-]
No doubt linux wins, I just game a lot so windows is my choice.

And no, I don't waste my money on things "because I can afford it"
#26 - **lastsamurai rolled a random image posted in comment #48365… 02/06/2013 on 4chan +3
#45 - European shit? Nice one.. douche.. It is incredibly fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2013 on Ballistic Barry 0
User avatar #46 - vexaton (02/06/2013) [-]
Ok first off, I'm from Norway, in Europe... I have watched European shows all my life, so shut the hell up nigger
#172 - Fuck you. Investigate why computer EXPERTS hailed Apple's …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Bill and Jobs -1
#189 - shinykakuna (02/06/2013) [-]
do you even make sense?

PC master race motherfucker, macs are but a silly creation. My $700 dollar build from last year trumps mac's $2000 dollar computers from this year.
#199 - lastsamurai (02/06/2013) [-]
On games.
It would be a lot faster with everything else.

You're talking about your laptop build right? Cause you're comparing a desktop with a laptop. Which is ridiculous.

That master race shit is just ignorance. A computer isn't only gaming, as gaming is going to be dead as soon as it reaches it's peak.
User avatar #265 - shinykakuna (02/06/2013) [-]
no, my desktop build. why would you instantly assume i was talking about a laptop? my desktop is better than a mac, of any type. fuck macs. what is all the nonsense you speak? ive seen your other comments, apparently you think of macs as a convenient luxury only the rich use to do every-day web surfing. I just dont understand your blind hatred for pc's. Gaming is never dead nor does it reach its peak.
User avatar #221 - mcfunkdaddy (02/06/2013) [-]
you have no idea what you're talking about. time to stop typing.
#169 - 2 grand...? Really? I'm pretty sure any mac bought for…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Bill and Jobs -1
#174 - snakefire (02/06/2013) [-]
All that second line says to me is that mac owners are arrogant, materialistic, and spend money just because they can.

And I've used macs, they are no faster than PCs
#191 - lastsamurai (02/06/2013) [-]
You would spend money if you could. Stop lying.
You put up with one sentence that interested you, which was just an example.. fucking..

Macs are faster. I am comparing it with a laptop that has windows.
A self-built desktop vs a mac is something else..

Linux is even faster though.. I didn't even realize how ingenious it was before my brother showed it to me. He has been programming for a long time now and knows pretty much everything there is to know. I think...

So, Linux wins.
User avatar #225 - mcfunkdaddy (02/06/2013) [-]
you can get laptop that look more styish that macs. macs are not faster. linux only has the ability to be faster when used with lower resources. it comes to the point when the hardware is good enough that there is essentialy no difference.
User avatar #198 - snakefire (02/06/2013) [-]
No doubt linux wins, I just game a lot so windows is my choice.

And no, I don't waste my money on things "because I can afford it"
#151 - Linux is god of customizable. Windows is simplicity. M… 02/06/2013 on Bill and Jobs 0
#146 - Know right. Using windows atm but I know linux is much faster.… 02/06/2013 on Bill and Jobs 0
#10 - I fucking hate that show, not only is it so painfully fake, bu…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Ballistic Barry -6
User avatar #42 - vexaton (02/05/2013) [-]
Barry does it for the fun. He's annoyed with Dave because he's a douche that pushes the prices up so that noone gets the storage unit. He isn't mad that he doesn't get it, but that Dave fucks it up for everyone, and that he says "YUUUUUUP" all the time.

It's not fake at all btw. It's just american. Even american football looks like a TV show compared to european shit
#45 - lastsamurai (02/06/2013) [-]
European shit?
Nice one.. douche..
It is incredibly fake. The stuff they buy from their TV earnings are rare items they probably put there as soon as they've bought it.

Dave is professional, he is the only one that takes things seriously to provoke and startle the other bidders. He is like Simon Cowell. Just that guy you love to hate but that's fake. He's seemingly the only smart person there as everyone else are just normal fat fucks thinking they know shit.

Don't automatically call european TV shit when you haven't even watched it.
And I'm disgusted of how history channel or whatever even airs show like this..

Fucking money-hungry assholes.
User avatar #46 - vexaton (02/06/2013) [-]
Ok first off, I'm from Norway, in Europe... I have watched European shows all my life, so shut the hell up nigger
User avatar #21 - thefunnyjunktroll (02/05/2013) [-]
Dave, got kicked off of the show. He goes YUUP!
#12 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]
thats bc the old guy is fucking loaded. he does it for fun not for profit.
#9 - png is transparent, jpg isn't. If you know what I mean ;) 02/04/2013 on PNG master race 0
#13 - STRUT IT 02/04/2013 on When "Stayin' Alive" comes... 0
#18 - Even though master chief didn't say much before halo 4, he's o… 02/04/2013 on This Is Pretty Badass 0
#17 - That show was depressing.. Watched it out of curiousity wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2013 on Every Fangirl's Reaction 0
User avatar #19 - lexivex (02/05/2013) [-]
That exact same thing happened to me!
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User avatar #25 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
Anything you need to talk about my friend? I have trouble dropping a subject when i hear someone is having tough times. Know that i'm open to chat about anything if you wish. And if not, all you need do is say so
#26 to #25 - lastsamurai (12/22/2012) [-]
Was going for a trip tomorrow, we planned it. When my brother came back we would leave the day after.
Him, me and my little brother.
But they dropped it, because they didn't see a point in it.
But I had sort of been looking forward to it. And he didn't say anything about it not being worth it. They didn't want to go, and I acted as if I didn't care, so that we could drop the chitchat, I sacrifice some of my hopes like that sometimes.. "yeah, it's ok for me. I can't do much about it if you don't want to anyway, we don't have to go" and so on.

Doesn't mean I can't have a great day tomorrow though, I just wanted to drop it all, the movie we were going to see, the swimming hall we were going to visit. Tomorrow.
I just wanted to lay in bed and feel sad, but I've decided that I don't want to, I'm not a kid anymore. I'll cry when I break. ;)

So I am kind of disappointed. But it's my vacation, I can't waste it being such a downer.

Btw, I kind of want some opinions. Not a "aww, well that's not good, want a hug?" thing..
User avatar #27 to #26 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
Well i must admire your conviction in a way. And though i've done the same once or twice before in random fits of depression, i cannot approve of your brothers decision! What else are they going to do now? Just sit around with pizza and mountain dew eh?

Are there others you could do the trip with? A friend you could drag along? and there's nothing stopping you from going by yourself if all else fails. I know it's not nearly as much fun, but it's a change of pace, movies are good either way, swimming is good.... I mean i feel worse for your lazy brothers! They have mentally shed the option of going! once you do that it's hard to have as much fun, and nearly impossible to change your mind!

You still have options. so what do you think you're gonna do with it?
#28 to #27 - lastsamurai (12/22/2012) [-]
I live in Norway, candy is cheaper in Sweden, so we drive there once/twice a year to buy some foods and candy. Soda, and energy drinks are also popular. And our parents buy alcoholic drinks.. But we've already shopped for presents, and my brother don't need anything else, so he was basically doing it for us. And my little brother did no longer want to go, so that settled it.

The thing is that long traffic jams probably will occur on our trip, so we might just go on sunday instead. But that's the day we're gonna watch "the Hobbit", we purposely waited for our brother and skipped the premier to watch it, so we might not make it back if it's huge traffic jams on sunday, but it's not a huge possibility.

I might encourage a trip on Sunday, and just let it be there.
User avatar #29 to #28 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
A little trip is better than nothing! Way to look on the bright side broski. Even if you don't get your Sweets trip in, if you can get them to a movie that you all want to see.

I envy you to have brothers, and to have a ritual that you all do together every so often. I have a sister who's 5 years older than I, so we never bonded much. Its good of you to make the most of things with them.

You gonna be alright then my friend?
#24 - N. Korean citizen (10/06/2012) [-]
You're a faggot
#7 - N. Korean citizen (06/19/2012) [-]
lololololol fucking retard!
#6 - N. Korean citizen (05/26/2012) [-]
bitch ass nigger if i see you around here again ill fucking cockslap your nigger mouth and make you lick my sweaty balls nnnuggets
#1 - Jenkinhimer (05/26/2012) [-]
Aaaaahahahaha   
   
You deleted all of your comments because they were getting thumbed down. You accused me of being a kid, yet you're the one who cares about imaginary thumbs! That's extremely amusing.
Aaaaahahahaha

You deleted all of your comments because they were getting thumbed down. You accused me of being a kid, yet you're the one who cares about imaginary thumbs! That's extremely amusing.
#2 to #1 - lastsamurai (05/26/2012) [-]
Oh wow. I said I was ending it.

You think I'm mad? It's not like real money is anything in particular either.
Even if you had a million dollars they would be wasted after you're dead. Life is nothing but what you make it, and I tend to go through it with decency.
You act childish and unamusing, you're an immature brat that should stop accusing me and take pleasure in your own fantasy.

Seriously. Get a girlfriend or something
#8 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (06/20/2012) [-]
I saw your old profile picture, you'll never get a girlfriend.
#3 to #2 - lastsamuraiissomad (05/26/2012) [-]
You should probably calm down, man. It's not healthy to get so mad over the internet.


On a more serious note, you're an idiot. Honestly, I'm aware that this is FJ, but you're just a complete moron. The world would be so much better if people like you simply didn't exist.
#4 to #3 - lastsamurai (05/26/2012) [-]
I'm the mad one.

Cause I made a new account to flame.
Your logic amuse me filthy little maggot.
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