Indeed, pussy only comes on here once in awhile...kinda wanna be #4 again though

I'm kinda glad for the loss of fame really :P

how come?

I got pretty close to the top at one time when Dsend and Mondo were up there, it was pretty aggressive, the big guys hate competition. :P

Dsend wasn't funny and Mondo was meh... Yet top commenters are never that famous...

Yeah, top comments would be fine, but content forget it.

Content wise you can be funny but only through OC. Notice how top oc comic makers no longer exist? They are just a phase so funny junk is interesting to come to from time to time as it changes.

Now you make pussy seem old D:

Pussy's vintage funnyjunk :D

:/ still don't rember...guess it's been a long time

Soon pussy shall be famous again...

I'm the opposite. I don't care for the "Fame". I just like making comment runs, receiving notifications, laughing, having a good time etc

Well the idea that someone with my name being in a top percentage is my biggest joke plus it's ammusing.
The comment run was fun back in the days with Mr.Squiggly, Anonmoose and AirGuitar and some other veterans...I'm not too sure about now. I used to be #4 so maybe I'll be back up again for the lolz.

I am sort of new to this site, which is probably why I always have a fun time going on those long comment runs

As for you pussy, I have seen a few of comments including the ones on the "Power Rangers
post" & I think you definitely have the potential to get back up there in the ranks

Pussy has been here since back when FJ was still green. Was an anon who was getting a bunch of green thumbs in the comments. Later created a name so others would recognize me. If you actually go back to when I first comment you"ll see the transformation :p

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1438610/Virgin/45#45

I remember that...man can't believe it's been 2 years

Yep

Wonder what else got that many thumbs...

You could check in the search by above.

Type in your username,
Sort By: Thumbs,
Click Search

It's really fun to look back on someone the old comments i have made

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Using Google Chrome...admit sure hates chrome huh

Yeap

Oh you should read the one where me and this guy talk about Lupus and make a house thread...that should've gotten WAY more thumbs

dat thread

that's when you were on fire huh?

Sorta...due to inflation of the thumbs...pussy has lost a great deal of them.

Mfw when I saw all your comment thumbs

then saw that you were a female

then saw that you are 10 years older than me

Wanted to be 21...sadly pussy has been here for too long. Actually 19 though.

Oh, so there isn't any option to change your birthdate/age?

I think there are?

Oh shit a wild AirGuitar appeared

Fight Embrace

(tea)Bag Run

o.O

Lol what's up Ol' chap, been forever!

Been busy with college. Then I changed my mind about this college so I'm looking into a new one.

Oh I've been going on FJ due to boredom

How so?

some of my friends are taking quite the interest in you

It's the name isn't it?

idunnolol

indeed I am

What is wrong with you

What? It was just an eye! lol

Still pretty nasty

College Life...kinda busy

I fucking loved uni. I passed well over.
I'm actually getting married this June. I've been on FunnyJunk for too long.

Wait what?!?!!?
Okay pussy has been gone for way toooooo long

You can count on that.
I'm a Bank Teller, I got a Nissan Impala, an apartment with a beautiful view, and not enough clothes for the summer. Lillian promised that we'll go buy clothes with each other today.
I'm going soon. :P

18
Go to Pratt
Don't wanna be an artist anymore
Suicidal thoughts
FJ is a way of dealing with depression :/

Sorry you feel suicidal. Trust me, suicidal isn't a nice word. I tried 11 times in the past 2 years.
Everything just started turning for the better.
Is there some way I can cheer you up?

Nope, It''s just a morbid phase. Actually had a shitty time in college.
Start out with the bf cheating on me for some bimbo nurse on a business trip, then lost my motivation to be an artist, changed majors but no friends, everyone is anti social, 5 weeks left of school and I'm behind by a few project, stress from school, pressure from family to find a new college while in college...but you know what?

I AM THE MOTHER FUCKING LASPUSSY! I AM FUCKING AWESOME! I'm cute, funny, and people would cry if I died. I'm getting my shit together. :D

You know what's interesting? I tried ponies when I was depressed. Their pretty good at cheering me up.
Being deviant is really fun.

I'm not converting to ponies.
I turned to hookups actually and the world of sadomasochism :D

That's..hot.

Nah, I'm just trying to cheer myself up without getting addicted to anything....okay so a bit addicted to FJ and making funny comments again. Well atleast it helps with social skills in real life.

I try to stay in a relaxed and smoothed out mood. I got a playlist, a wine glass, a knowledge on how to make drinks, and my computer.
Oh yeah, and George Michael. I still remember when his music ruled the radio.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ&ob=av3n

Kept listening to Metric and Paramore during the break up D:...then wrote some sad stuff on the piano. Later happy songs.
Gotta stop thinking about the future so much and live in the present...I just thought of something on a christmas carole. The reason why the ghosts of the past and future are depressed/disturbing is cause if you get hung up on them too much then they'll come to haunt you and make you depressed. The present is happy and just living in the moment.

To be honest, I'd date you if I didn't have a girlfriend already.
Sure the age difference, but you seem like someone who would love to be happy. You deserve someone.
Speaking of relationship, I never told you I already have marriage on my mind. It's on the first of June.

I'm actually a bi guy, didn't pussy tell you?

But damn...marriage already and you're a brony. How old are you again?

22.
I talk with bronies because they're interesting. I'm open minded. The second I saw a fanbase as huge as Sonic's for a girls show, I knew there was more to it.
Tried it, loved it.

Oh cool you're also in college.
But yeah , I'm not gonna be a brony...also too much hate.

I don't really care if you don't want to be a brony or not. I wasn't trying to get you into them.
I just thought it would be interesting to share.

I see....but pussy shall not conform >_<

Stop saying you won't be. I'm not persuading you or anything.
It's like a girl yelling rape as soon as someone puts a hand on her shoulder.

tl;dr: Your over protection is annoying me.

The top comment rank pussy presumes?
Ah those were some pretty fun days...sadly pussy is in college now. So haven't really been going on here too much lately.

FJ isn't as funny as it was before so pussy is thinking about leaving...plus got a boyfriend

stay! you help keep it funny

Shitty posts make it harder to comment and since fj is mostly filled with shitty comics made by 12 year olds...its not really convincing to stay much longer...

stop it
its becus we have less people like you now that this shit happens

It's because we are ashamed to be on this site any longer. Oh you we started out great and now we have fallen. The 12 year olds were originally inspired by us but due to their low standards and bizarre humour...(also attempts to be funny) ...FJ has became what it is today. Veterans like pussy have fallen...

Bored of FJ

for what?

Calling me a fag on my post trolling TheBear.

OP was referring to TheBear
When pussy uses OP...it goes back to the very origins...plus pussy found that pic and wanted to test it out...sowwy your post was actually used as a guiniepig

Poop.

Actually....I'm leaving FJ tonight....waiting for my MM to restore. So feel free to take my comment rank, I'll be back someday.

Pussy hasn't really been trying lately...pussy is busy with college stuff lately so GO FOR IT! DEAFEAT LAS MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY! PROVE THAT YOU ARE FUNNIER THAN LASPUSSY! GO FOR THE GOLD! YOU CAN DO IT! PUSSY BELIEVES IN YOU!

But I'm leaving D:

I'm starting college soon, getting behind in school, need to get a job, and I'm tired of being foreveralone. I have my sights set on a certain herpette I know. One day I shall return!

And you shall emerge from the ashes and rise back to the top 20's hopefully 10 since the people here get less and less funnier everyday.

But yeah pussy ain't gonna leave FJ till pussy's college officially starts in September.

Something like that. I'm working on one last comic to upload.

What college are you going to?

Either Pratt or FDU...it sounds like FU so that's why it's in pussy's list.

Coooool. I'm going to UMCP.

Why do you talk in third person all the time?

It's not about why? It's about whynot?

mmmmmmmm

Pussy doing fine~

why?

cus im a bannana
yo uremember what your uncle did to you with a bannana when you where 9

no but pussy did discover castration porn which was WAY worse than that

.....what

Well you see daddy wasn't very good at hiding his porn stash and happened to keep it next to the snack cabinet with a shitty lock. Found the key and looked behind it and there they were. Piles and Piles of castration porn. If you don't think it exists then look it up. It should start out like normal porn then later the girl goes on top. It looks like they'll 69 but the girl then takes his dick off. and the rides the hole. Later there is a close up of her licking it in front of him and she might offer him a lick.

0_0
WHO THE FUCK WOULD MAKE THIS?!?!?!
even if its your fetish you can only endulge it once

Not my fetish, it's daddy's fetish. The thing is pussy thought it was pussy's duty to destroy ever picture and mag in there cause daddy kept replacing them. Thus constant exsposure .

Time until pussy gives a fuck

Then stop watching porn :p

Also pussy has been busy with school lately so pussy hasn't really been commenting lately...you still have a chance