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#136 - Maybe in freedom country. Come to the real land of freedom, De…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2015 on useless shit i neeeeed +37
User avatar #156 - fjaggot (06/14/2015) [-]
Same here in Eastern Europe, you can only drink in restaurants that are next to the beach
User avatar #142 - processing (06/14/2015) [-]
Too many freedoms equals less freedoms it seems.
#32 - one  [+] (17 new replies) 06/13/2015 on useless shit i neeeeed +3
#37 - toytruck (06/13/2015) [-]
Yea I don't like America but idk where else is better. Where do you think I should move to? I'm thinking Canada or germany but idk
#134 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
the netherlands
#91 - apocalypseboyz (06/14/2015) [-]
Search up Second citizenship Canadian law and Bill C-51. We're fucked, go to like, Belgium.
#111 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
Oh yea that sucks. Haha why do you say belgium?
#130 - physicsdude (06/14/2015) [-]
Fuck Beglium.
Go to Denmark, here you only risk being mocked by everyone if you don't drink in public.
#175 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
....I'm moving to denmark. How do they feel about weed
#177 - physicsdude (06/14/2015) [-]
It's illegal, but nobody cares. There's even a small part of copenhagen where it's legal, so everyone just goes there to buy it.
#181 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
Perfect. How are the drivers?
#182 - physicsdude (06/14/2015) [-]
It's in scandinavia... People aren't in a rush and let eachother pass. No honking or driving out in front of people, breaking the law because you're in a hurry.
#183 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
Well that was easy. I'm moving to denmark
#186 - apocalypseboyz (06/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, Denmark is better than Belgium, Belgium is just cheaper from what I've heard. I've only just started looking at places that I could live.
#64 - vexigen (06/14/2015) [-]
if you're from the hotter parts of the us then don't move to canada... it gets cold in the winter
#68 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
I love the cold. I work at a car wash in Massachusetts and my favorite days to work are when it's negative 10 out and windy af and the water freezes on my pant legs
#144 - ohkirby (06/14/2015) [-]
If you like the cold, then you should definitely come up here, because the past few summers have been shit too at least in Northern Ontario
Ignore anon, cops in Canada are genuinely pretty nice - I've never had one give me a hard time or any of my friends - unless we're talking the assholes who try to give them a hard time. If you're not an asshole, they won't be either. in fact my prom night I was busted with open alcohol (nobody was drinking yet, but there was an open bottle in the car) and they found some weed in one of the bags and the only fine I received was for the open alcohol. Sucks being the nice designated driver and getting screwed from an idiot friend with open alcohol in their bag, but oh well. They could've screwed me over with possession,simply because the weed was in my vehicle, but they didn't. They were pretty nice about the whole ordeal.
Not sure how anyone can really enjoy the cold though, are you part penguin? Gif related
#174 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
Haha thanks for the helpful advice! and I hate when friends screw ya over like that, however unintentionally. I'm glad it turned out semi-O.K. yea I'm basically a small furnace so I like it better when it's cold out. Idk I feel like the air tastes better and I have way more energy. I'm not an ass hole so I've never gotten in any skirmishes with the law I generally stay way below their radar.
#92 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
It's illegal to drink anywhere in Canada other than a licensed establishment or your homes. Fines go over 100$ and mandatory drunk tank if you're drunk. Plus cops are assholes almost everywhere you go and will hassle the fuck out of you.
#81 - vexigen (06/14/2015) [-]
if that's true then "Welcome to Canada!"
#31 - If you live there, if fell sorry for you son... i got 99…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/13/2015 on useless shit i neeeeed +17
User avatar #32 - lascovich (06/13/2015) [-]
one
#37 - toytruck (06/13/2015) [-]
Yea I don't like America but idk where else is better. Where do you think I should move to? I'm thinking Canada or germany but idk
#134 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
the netherlands
#91 - apocalypseboyz (06/14/2015) [-]
Search up Second citizenship Canadian law and Bill C-51. We're fucked, go to like, Belgium.
#111 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
Oh yea that sucks. Haha why do you say belgium?
#130 - physicsdude (06/14/2015) [-]
Fuck Beglium.
Go to Denmark, here you only risk being mocked by everyone if you don't drink in public.
#175 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
....I'm moving to denmark. How do they feel about weed
#177 - physicsdude (06/14/2015) [-]
It's illegal, but nobody cares. There's even a small part of copenhagen where it's legal, so everyone just goes there to buy it.
#181 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
Perfect. How are the drivers?
#182 - physicsdude (06/14/2015) [-]
It's in scandinavia... People aren't in a rush and let eachother pass. No honking or driving out in front of people, breaking the law because you're in a hurry.
#183 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
Well that was easy. I'm moving to denmark
#186 - apocalypseboyz (06/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, Denmark is better than Belgium, Belgium is just cheaper from what I've heard. I've only just started looking at places that I could live.
#64 - vexigen (06/14/2015) [-]
if you're from the hotter parts of the us then don't move to canada... it gets cold in the winter
#68 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
I love the cold. I work at a car wash in Massachusetts and my favorite days to work are when it's negative 10 out and windy af and the water freezes on my pant legs
#144 - ohkirby (06/14/2015) [-]
If you like the cold, then you should definitely come up here, because the past few summers have been shit too at least in Northern Ontario
Ignore anon, cops in Canada are genuinely pretty nice - I've never had one give me a hard time or any of my friends - unless we're talking the assholes who try to give them a hard time. If you're not an asshole, they won't be either. in fact my prom night I was busted with open alcohol (nobody was drinking yet, but there was an open bottle in the car) and they found some weed in one of the bags and the only fine I received was for the open alcohol. Sucks being the nice designated driver and getting screwed from an idiot friend with open alcohol in their bag, but oh well. They could've screwed me over with possession,simply because the weed was in my vehicle, but they didn't. They were pretty nice about the whole ordeal.
Not sure how anyone can really enjoy the cold though, are you part penguin? Gif related
#174 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
Haha thanks for the helpful advice! and I hate when friends screw ya over like that, however unintentionally. I'm glad it turned out semi-O.K. yea I'm basically a small furnace so I like it better when it's cold out. Idk I feel like the air tastes better and I have way more energy. I'm not an ass hole so I've never gotten in any skirmishes with the law I generally stay way below their radar.
#92 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
It's illegal to drink anywhere in Canada other than a licensed establishment or your homes. Fines go over 100$ and mandatory drunk tank if you're drunk. Plus cops are assholes almost everywhere you go and will hassle the fuck out of you.
#81 - vexigen (06/14/2015) [-]
if that's true then "Welcome to Canada!"
#30 - but.. but... at the beach?! It sounds like nazi-germany....  [+] (6 new replies) 06/13/2015 on useless shit i neeeeed +4
User avatar #124 - germanblood (06/14/2015) [-]
It's illegal to drink anywhere in public. Drinking at the beach sounds like you are begging to get tazered!
#150 - christofferse (06/14/2015) [-]
What?? Then where do you go drink with your friends in the summertime?
User avatar #180 - germanblood (06/14/2015) [-]
The bar, your home, your back yard, so long as you are quiet about it, and maybe once a year at a beach or park for a special gathering, with paid government permit.

Of course, in some jurisdictions you can get away with breaking the law and drinking in a park, or inside a garbage can, or the woods. But just don't get caught!

You must be from some European country where they do not have an alcohol taboo?
User avatar #184 - christofferse (06/14/2015) [-]
you can say that again. I'm from Denmark, home of underage beer drinking.
User avatar #185 - germanblood (06/14/2015) [-]
I think America and Ireland, of all places, are the only nations in the world I have lived that ban public alcohol consumption and public intoxication.

Ireland is especially strange, since in N Ireland(UK), drinking anywhere is cool. Except maybe trains. Then cross the border a bit and it's a crime. But they are cool about it. No tazeering or prison time.
#83 - obxgamer (06/14/2015) [-]
Idk how it is in some beaches, but in North Carolina, you're allowed to drink beer on the beach just so long as it isn't glass. Which is for obvious reasons.
#25 - 18. A flask that you're able to sneak to the beach? Sneak? Sin…  [+] (45 new replies) 06/13/2015 on useless shit i neeeeed +206
User avatar #132 - aximil (06/14/2015) [-]
Public intoxication. It's against the law to drink in public in the vast majority of places. The beach is a public place.
User avatar #159 - hotschurl (06/14/2015) [-]
Germany reporting in, here you can drink anywehre you like, too.
#143 - herbolifee (06/14/2015) [-]
> Land of the free
> Can't have a fucking beer at the beach
User avatar #141 - vladmir (06/14/2015) [-]
I've never ever had an issue with public drinking in England
User avatar #152 - blargchikahonkhonk (06/14/2015) [-]
its perfectly legal to drink in public over here apart from in certain areas like city centers and public transport. even in these areas the police will only confiscate it if your being disorderly.
#145 - kaimietis (06/14/2015) [-]
That's because the cops are really nice, not because it's allowed.
#151 - blargchikahonkhonk (06/14/2015) [-]
or u know you could do like 2 seconds worth of research and not spout shit
www.drinkaware.co.uk/check-the-facts/alcohol-and-the-law/drinking-alcohol-in-public-places

"Only people over 18 can drink in public, except in areas of towns where Designated Public Place Orders (DPPOs) are in place. DPPOs give police officers special powers to order a person to stop drinking alcohol in public and confiscate it from them. Even outside of these areas, the police can take away alcohol or move on under 18s if they have been drinking. The police can also fine or arrest under 18s drinking in public places."

So if your over 18 and not in certain areas you can drink in public. Even then the police don't confiscate alcohol immediately. If you are just having a few bears with friends then its fine they will only take it off you if you are disorderly. This isn't just police being nice it's their jobs.
#155 - kaimietis (06/14/2015) [-]
Drinking in public isn't allowed if you can't do that in certain places, fucktard. And the cops are nice, I've seen a million situations where people were drinking in forbidden areas and the cops ignored them because they weren't misbehaving in any way. I believe not being an asshole and blindly following the law counts as being nice in this case.
User avatar #157 - blargchikahonkhonk (06/14/2015) [-]
"Drinking in public isn't allowed if you can't do that in certain places, fucktard" my bad i forgot walking in public isn't allowed because im not allowed to walk in certain places. That makes no sense m8.
My bad I forgot that police where nice just for not abusing their power. I'm a pretty nice guy, I mean i didn't shoot anyone today.
#160 - kaimietis (06/14/2015) [-]
Ok ok, I get it now, you hate cops.
And yes, not abusing your power when you are fully entitled to is being nice. My guess is that you never met an asshole cop who is hunting and fining people for minor harmless infringements such as quietly drinking in forbidden areas or crossing an empty road (by foot) on a red light.
User avatar #136 - lascovich (06/14/2015) [-]
Maybe in freedom country. Come to the real land of freedom, Denmark, here you can drink everywhere!
User avatar #156 - fjaggot (06/14/2015) [-]
Same here in Eastern Europe, you can only drink in restaurants that are next to the beach
User avatar #142 - processing (06/14/2015) [-]
Too many freedoms equals less freedoms it seems.
User avatar #100 - imapessimist (06/14/2015) [-]
I recently visited Panama City Beach. I arrived the week after spring break and it was illegal to drink on the beach due to too many underage drinkers sneaking alcohol during the break.
#77 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
You can't drink on the beach in the land of the free
User avatar #75 - rubixium (06/14/2015) [-]
Its so that people dont leave glass beer bottles which inevitably shatter and bury themselves into the sand, only to be stepped on by kids. Also drunk people trying to swim and drowning
User avatar #65 - masterfaps (06/14/2015) [-]
No idea it's legal to drink on the beach here in Texas.
User avatar #29 - quantumranger (06/13/2015) [-]
I think it's probably part of open container laws
User avatar #30 - lascovich (06/13/2015) [-]
but.. but... at the beach?! It sounds like nazi-germany....
User avatar #124 - germanblood (06/14/2015) [-]
It's illegal to drink anywhere in public. Drinking at the beach sounds like you are begging to get tazered!
#150 - christofferse (06/14/2015) [-]
What?? Then where do you go drink with your friends in the summertime?
User avatar #180 - germanblood (06/14/2015) [-]
The bar, your home, your back yard, so long as you are quiet about it, and maybe once a year at a beach or park for a special gathering, with paid government permit.

Of course, in some jurisdictions you can get away with breaking the law and drinking in a park, or inside a garbage can, or the woods. But just don't get caught!

You must be from some European country where they do not have an alcohol taboo?
User avatar #184 - christofferse (06/14/2015) [-]
you can say that again. I'm from Denmark, home of underage beer drinking.
User avatar #185 - germanblood (06/14/2015) [-]
I think America and Ireland, of all places, are the only nations in the world I have lived that ban public alcohol consumption and public intoxication.

Ireland is especially strange, since in N Ireland(UK), drinking anywhere is cool. Except maybe trains. Then cross the border a bit and it's a crime. But they are cool about it. No tazeering or prison time.
#83 - obxgamer (06/14/2015) [-]
Idk how it is in some beaches, but in North Carolina, you're allowed to drink beer on the beach just so long as it isn't glass. Which is for obvious reasons.
#27 - toytruck (06/13/2015) [-]
Many beaches in new England America as well as other places here. Well "illegal" but it's pretty easy to get away with it
User avatar #31 - lascovich (06/13/2015) [-]
If you live there, if fell sorry for you son... i got 99 problems, but a law against having a good time on the beach with some beer and friends ain't on
User avatar #32 - lascovich (06/13/2015) [-]
one
#37 - toytruck (06/13/2015) [-]
Yea I don't like America but idk where else is better. Where do you think I should move to? I'm thinking Canada or germany but idk
#134 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
the netherlands
#91 - apocalypseboyz (06/14/2015) [-]
Search up Second citizenship Canadian law and Bill C-51. We're fucked, go to like, Belgium.
#111 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
Oh yea that sucks. Haha why do you say belgium?
#130 - physicsdude (06/14/2015) [-]
Fuck Beglium.
Go to Denmark, here you only risk being mocked by everyone if you don't drink in public.
#175 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
....I'm moving to denmark. How do they feel about weed
#177 - physicsdude (06/14/2015) [-]
It's illegal, but nobody cares. There's even a small part of copenhagen where it's legal, so everyone just goes there to buy it.
#181 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
Perfect. How are the drivers?
#182 - physicsdude (06/14/2015) [-]
It's in scandinavia... People aren't in a rush and let eachother pass. No honking or driving out in front of people, breaking the law because you're in a hurry.
#183 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
Well that was easy. I'm moving to denmark
#186 - apocalypseboyz (06/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, Denmark is better than Belgium, Belgium is just cheaper from what I've heard. I've only just started looking at places that I could live.
#64 - vexigen (06/14/2015) [-]
if you're from the hotter parts of the us then don't move to canada... it gets cold in the winter
#68 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
I love the cold. I work at a car wash in Massachusetts and my favorite days to work are when it's negative 10 out and windy af and the water freezes on my pant legs
#144 - ohkirby (06/14/2015) [-]
If you like the cold, then you should definitely come up here, because the past few summers have been shit too at least in Northern Ontario
Ignore anon, cops in Canada are genuinely pretty nice - I've never had one give me a hard time or any of my friends - unless we're talking the assholes who try to give them a hard time. If you're not an asshole, they won't be either. in fact my prom night I was busted with open alcohol (nobody was drinking yet, but there was an open bottle in the car) and they found some weed in one of the bags and the only fine I received was for the open alcohol. Sucks being the nice designated driver and getting screwed from an idiot friend with open alcohol in their bag, but oh well. They could've screwed me over with possession,simply because the weed was in my vehicle, but they didn't. They were pretty nice about the whole ordeal.
Not sure how anyone can really enjoy the cold though, are you part penguin? Gif related
#174 - toytruck (06/14/2015) [-]
Haha thanks for the helpful advice! and I hate when friends screw ya over like that, however unintentionally. I'm glad it turned out semi-O.K. yea I'm basically a small furnace so I like it better when it's cold out. Idk I feel like the air tastes better and I have way more energy. I'm not an ass hole so I've never gotten in any skirmishes with the law I generally stay way below their radar.
#92 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
It's illegal to drink anywhere in Canada other than a licensed establishment or your homes. Fines go over 100$ and mandatory drunk tank if you're drunk. Plus cops are assholes almost everywhere you go and will hassle the fuck out of you.
#81 - vexigen (06/14/2015) [-]
if that's true then "Welcome to Canada!"
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