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Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
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    Grammar nazi award? Grammar nazi award?
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#9 - Picture 06/16/2014 on Brienne of House Tyson +3
#23 - If you're trying to insult me, i didn't work.. i don't kids.. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2014 on "accidentally" -4
#37 - anonymous (03/28/2014) [-]
I hope that this happens just so you spend the rest of your life alone....
User avatar #27 - holycrapimacupcake (03/28/2014) [-]
You don't kids?
#21 - The problem isn't her body getting destroyed, because, as you …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/28/2014 on "accidentally" +6
#30 - bann (03/28/2014) [-]
That's actually a very good quality, you know that you'd be in the wrong to be with someone who has parental duties to attend to.
User avatar #22 - froggets (03/28/2014) [-]
Well, I guess it's a good thing not all of us are planing to breed
User avatar #24 - admiralen (03/28/2014) [-]
dude, i realize its not regular, but dont be a dick, everyone has different sexual ticks. he cant control it
User avatar #23 - lascovich (03/28/2014) [-]
If you're trying to insult me, i didn't work.. i don't kids.. could you imagine if my girlfriend/wife got pregnant, and gave birth to a baby, i would have to break up with her because of her lack of sex appeal.. that would be sad..
by the way, to answer your question: i'm 23..
#37 - anonymous (03/28/2014) [-]
I hope that this happens just so you spend the rest of your life alone....
User avatar #27 - holycrapimacupcake (03/28/2014) [-]
You don't kids?
#18 - No, i'm not even trolling.. She was my celeb crush, but the se…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/28/2014 on "accidentally" +2
User avatar #19 - froggets (03/28/2014) [-]
How old are you then? 12?
After birth normal sex to her won't be the same, she'll need more stuff because the satisfaction isn't quite there.
All I can say is; bring out the whips and sex-swings guys because Scarlett is gonna need that shit pretty soon!
Also, you're forgetting that she's literally filthy rich, any damage to her body si gonna get fixed through some minor surgeries
User avatar #21 - lascovich (03/28/2014) [-]
The problem isn't her body getting destroyed, because, as you said, she is fucking rich, and can just buy a whole new body..
It's the fact, that she is a mother.. I can't explain why, but if a woman has a child, her sex appeal is equal 0..
#30 - bann (03/28/2014) [-]
That's actually a very good quality, you know that you'd be in the wrong to be with someone who has parental duties to attend to.
User avatar #22 - froggets (03/28/2014) [-]
Well, I guess it's a good thing not all of us are planing to breed
User avatar #24 - admiralen (03/28/2014) [-]
dude, i realize its not regular, but dont be a dick, everyone has different sexual ticks. he cant control it
User avatar #23 - lascovich (03/28/2014) [-]
If you're trying to insult me, i didn't work.. i don't kids.. could you imagine if my girlfriend/wife got pregnant, and gave birth to a baby, i would have to break up with her because of her lack of sex appeal.. that would be sad..
by the way, to answer your question: i'm 23..
#37 - anonymous (03/28/2014) [-]
I hope that this happens just so you spend the rest of your life alone....
User avatar #27 - holycrapimacupcake (03/28/2014) [-]
You don't kids?
User avatar #20 - froggets (03/28/2014) [-]
is*
#16 - yeah, but she'll have a child, that's discusting...  [+] (11 new replies) 03/28/2014 on "accidentally" -1
User avatar #17 - froggets (03/28/2014) [-]
Nice try troll ^^
User avatar #18 - lascovich (03/28/2014) [-]
No, i'm not even trolling.. She was my celeb crush, but the second she announced her pregnancy, it just died. i mean, like a snap with your fingers..
User avatar #19 - froggets (03/28/2014) [-]
How old are you then? 12?
After birth normal sex to her won't be the same, she'll need more stuff because the satisfaction isn't quite there.
All I can say is; bring out the whips and sex-swings guys because Scarlett is gonna need that shit pretty soon!
Also, you're forgetting that she's literally filthy rich, any damage to her body si gonna get fixed through some minor surgeries
User avatar #21 - lascovich (03/28/2014) [-]
The problem isn't her body getting destroyed, because, as you said, she is fucking rich, and can just buy a whole new body..
It's the fact, that she is a mother.. I can't explain why, but if a woman has a child, her sex appeal is equal 0..
#30 - bann (03/28/2014) [-]
That's actually a very good quality, you know that you'd be in the wrong to be with someone who has parental duties to attend to.
User avatar #22 - froggets (03/28/2014) [-]
Well, I guess it's a good thing not all of us are planing to breed
User avatar #24 - admiralen (03/28/2014) [-]
dude, i realize its not regular, but dont be a dick, everyone has different sexual ticks. he cant control it
User avatar #23 - lascovich (03/28/2014) [-]
If you're trying to insult me, i didn't work.. i don't kids.. could you imagine if my girlfriend/wife got pregnant, and gave birth to a baby, i would have to break up with her because of her lack of sex appeal.. that would be sad..
by the way, to answer your question: i'm 23..
#37 - anonymous (03/28/2014) [-]
I hope that this happens just so you spend the rest of your life alone....
User avatar #27 - holycrapimacupcake (03/28/2014) [-]
You don't kids?
User avatar #20 - froggets (03/28/2014) [-]
is*
#16 - someone has been watching American Dad.. 03/23/2014 on Sign Me Up +29
#93 - We rarely use the word Brystvorte, everybody says nipple.. 03/18/2014 on Talk sexy to me baby! 0
#244 - I would rather have german police than british..  [+] (4 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Heaven and Hell 0
User avatar #267 - poppies (03/17/2014) [-]
The British police are patient, kind and will treat you with respect as long as you do the same for them. I don't know anything about German police though.
User avatar #259 - bloorajah (03/17/2014) [-]
german police are like american police without the constitution.
you have the right to be shot. if you do not have a lawyer. tough luck.
if you are not in prison. prison will be provided for you.
#282 - wesergold (03/17/2014) [-]
source?
User avatar #321 - bloorajah (03/18/2014) [-]
its joke.
#75 - This is genius! 03/12/2014 on Title 0
#37 - That explains alot... We don't have those in Denmark and I hav… 03/08/2014 on Cadbury Cream Pancakes +1
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