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#128 - Also, I would like to point out that you're a spineless faggot…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2014 on A message to bronies -2
User avatar #129 - trixcision (10/13/2014) [-]
Woa, settle down bro, I've stopped caring about this argument 20 minutes ago, I'm not thumbing your comments down
#131 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Five consecutive red thumbs says otherwise.

Grow a spine and man up to your heresy.
User avatar #142 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
Says the one red thumbing me lol, good troll, 11/10.

I am glad you are a troll for your sake, it would be so much worse if you were a brony.
#144 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
You're actually not a bad troll yourself.

You did, however, make several key mistakes.

First, nobody could really read what I wrote about Lesson Zero's morality and derive from it what you did.

Second, intentionally making light of an empirically false statement (if one were to simply check) in a public space makes you sound like an obvious troll, especially when you accuse another.

God speed, you magnificent faggot.
User avatar #133 - trixcision (10/13/2014) [-]
Nice assuming
#123 - Straw man fallacy. Nobody claimed they watch the show… 10/13/2014 on A message to bronies -3
#122 - Don't get me wrong, most of the morals are self-explanatory an…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2014 on A message to bronies -3
User avatar #134 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
No it teaches kids to be late with handing in reports. Which doesn't work in adult life. Even the shows created has said they hate bronies.
#138 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Yep, the writers really just wanted to hail back to their more vulnerable days as children, when their parents used to beat them for turning in their essays a minute late.

They know its wrong, but they have merely expressed their fear and hatred of their parents through a children's cartoon narrative.

K.
User avatar #140 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
I highly doubt the creators were beat by their parents for being late with reports, and if they were you just destroyed your own argument about the moral of that episode.

Did your parents beat you for handing in reports a minute late? Mine didn't, it didn't matter when I was a KID but I got so stressed out about it (Like Twilight did) and it caused shit. So I see this episode and telling KIDS and ONLY KIDS that being late is nothing to freak out about.

And you just confirmed that if you are correct (which I doubt you are).
#147 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Beat me you dirty animal!

YES! JUST LIKE DADDY BEATS ME!

YES!

;)
#115 - Are you honestly trying to tell me that adults are morally per…  [+] (18 new replies) 10/13/2014 on A message to bronies -4
User avatar #132 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
What morals has MLP taught you that you shouldn't already know? And reference what episode.
#136 - larknok has deleted their comment.
#117 - trixcision (10/13/2014) [-]
There's a thing called common sense.

Also I highly doubt you're gonna learn how to pay bills and come by (which is kind of a big deal) on a kid's show.

I don't need that to know that being fake, lying and generally being a cunt is bad, that's just common sense.
#122 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, most of the morals are self-explanatory and obvious.

Now and then one pops up that genuinely gets me curious.

Consider the moral of Lesson Zero (an episode). Now -- to make the point, I'm going to list off some pony names, but spare me of your holy flame until I've made my point.

In Lesson Zero, Twilight Sparkle starts freaking the fuck out because she's late to turn in a weekly report to the princess she serves under. She goes ballistic insane and starts causing problems in her town just so she can try to solve them to meet the quota of her report.

All of her friends tell her that it's just being a little bit late, and that it's nothing to worry about. Of course, we see from Twilight's perspective that she's losing her mind.

The moral of the story is that we ought not to judge how people should react to events and experiences, but take note of how people *do* react to events and experiences, and try to be empathic.

For example, just like how we don't show an epileptic person flashy imagery, or a PTSD veteran violent imagery, we shouldn't do some benign thing that we know horrifies someone else, and we should be understanding of their fears, regardless of how benign they might seem to us.

I thought this was a complex, nuanced moral worth considering. But that's just me. The relevant scene from the episode is below.

MLP: FiM - Lesson Zero "Crazy Twilight Sparkle" (Full Scene) [HD]
User avatar #134 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
No it teaches kids to be late with handing in reports. Which doesn't work in adult life. Even the shows created has said they hate bronies.
#138 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Yep, the writers really just wanted to hail back to their more vulnerable days as children, when their parents used to beat them for turning in their essays a minute late.

They know its wrong, but they have merely expressed their fear and hatred of their parents through a children's cartoon narrative.

K.
User avatar #140 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
I highly doubt the creators were beat by their parents for being late with reports, and if they were you just destroyed your own argument about the moral of that episode.

Did your parents beat you for handing in reports a minute late? Mine didn't, it didn't matter when I was a KID but I got so stressed out about it (Like Twilight did) and it caused shit. So I see this episode and telling KIDS and ONLY KIDS that being late is nothing to freak out about.

And you just confirmed that if you are correct (which I doubt you are).
#147 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Beat me you dirty animal!

YES! JUST LIKE DADDY BEATS ME!

YES!

;)
User avatar #118 - fruzzinoid (10/13/2014) [-]
Good for you.
Others may need a little bit of an example, though.
But hey, whatever. If you like a show like the show.
User avatar #120 - trixcision (10/13/2014) [-]
Yeah exactly but don't be in fucking denial and say that you watch it for the moral of the story, that's bullshit.

#128 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Also, I would like to point out that you're a spineless faggot for red thumbing your opponent in an argument.
User avatar #129 - trixcision (10/13/2014) [-]
Woa, settle down bro, I've stopped caring about this argument 20 minutes ago, I'm not thumbing your comments down
#131 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Five consecutive red thumbs says otherwise.

Grow a spine and man up to your heresy.
User avatar #142 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
Says the one red thumbing me lol, good troll, 11/10.

I am glad you are a troll for your sake, it would be so much worse if you were a brony.
#144 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
You're actually not a bad troll yourself.

You did, however, make several key mistakes.

First, nobody could really read what I wrote about Lesson Zero's morality and derive from it what you did.

Second, intentionally making light of an empirically false statement (if one were to simply check) in a public space makes you sound like an obvious troll, especially when you accuse another.

God speed, you magnificent faggot.
User avatar #133 - trixcision (10/13/2014) [-]
Nice assuming
#123 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Straw man fallacy.

Nobody claimed they watch the show for the morals. You have defeated an argument nobody has. I watch the show for the characters. The morals are mostly bland and obvious, with a few rare exceptions like the one above.
User avatar #121 - fruzzinoid (10/13/2014) [-]
Sure, whatever floats your boat, man.
#91 - Could it be? Education used to prepare children for r… 10/13/2014 on Be who you want to be +3
#107 - I find it genuinely concerning that FJ has -- at this point --…  [+] (34 new replies) 10/13/2014 on A message to bronies -8
#206 - BerserkerMushroom (10/13/2014) [-]
i sometimes watch peppa pig when it's on, their giggling and snout noises make me smile . however i didn't make this award winning children's cartoon my new religion, my new personality, my moral basis, or my new fetish. it's a kid's show and i'm an adult, i couldn't do what you betas do even if i tried.
pig related
User avatar #182 - redstonealchemist (10/13/2014) [-]
i'm a brony and the outspoken neckbread cloppers ruin how we look to everyone. in the immortal words of gandalf: keep it secret, keep it safe
#174 - genericnewfag (10/13/2014) [-]
ill fap to anything mildly pornographic and theres nothing you can do to stop me
#157 - kaboomz (10/13/2014) [-]
ppg targeted boys and girls of all ages
mlp targets little girls (not 25-40 year old males)

funnyjunk hates bronies for the fact that they watch a childrens cartoons, buy its toys, fap to its r34 and then talk about how it teaches good morals and other stuff

sure many of us watch childrens cartoons but we arent as obsessed or as creepy as most bronies are
many people feel uncomfortable with bronies commenting here and they instantly red thumb any comment with a pony image
they see bronies as pedos and nobody likes pedos



i have nothing against bronies and i dont think any of the bronies here fit in the neckbeard stereotype and i also dont mind the mlp r34
i can fap to everything
however its hard to find a good mlp r34 pic though
most of it is wierd as fuck (probably another reason why people hate bronies)
#190 - scootabot (10/13/2014) [-]
Does this count?
#196 - kaboomz (10/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #130 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
Nah dawg, fapping to ponies is fucked up. When they are humanized and don't have tails or hooves or anything then it's just regular animated porn that all 12 year old boys look at, that is moderately okay but shouldn't be labelled as MLP porn or little girls will find it.

But young "masculine" adults watching feminine cartoons is messed up.
Yes most young masculine adults probably watched Power Puff Girls when they were younger but masculinity has no part in a person's life when they are that young and need life lessons no matter where they come from. Whereas when you become an adult you have a choice of whether you want to fit masculine roles or feminine roles nowadays in most internet capable countries your birth gender doesn't even matter in that choice. But if you wish to fill masculine roles then be masculine. If you are a young man, or any man, be a man, not a teenage girl with a beard.
#135 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
The full length at which I am willing to say masculinity exists in every male is that they have testicles and a certain disposition to act in a certain way.

That you can find female characters endearing even as anthropomorphized talking magical horses isn't feminine -- it's human.

I made out with an 8/10 tonight, and here I am arguing with you.
User avatar #137 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
So you're saying:
Ponies,
Bright colours (A lot of pinks, purples and yellows)
Higher pitched voices
And a general energeticness

Are all not feminine?

I'm say it's okay for someone with testicles to be feminine aslong as they commit and aren't a neckbeard or jack it to females.

you sure you're not a lesbian stuck in a man's body?
#141 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
What it means to be male is clearly a biological thing. Nobody is going to dispute that.

Here's some things that aren't at all related to our sexually dimorphic genetics (as proved by history):

Color, a disposition for young horses, energeticness, high pitched voice. (Everything you listed is a social phenomenon, which changes with the years.)

Pink was a boys color until the 20th century. Abraham Lincoln had a high-pitched voice. Being energetic doesn't make you spineless or not-male, it makes you a fucking interesting person that people want to be around. There doesn't seem to be any reason to believe that 7 million years of human evolution would give women a favor of small horses over men, where men traditionally spent *FAR* more time around horses than women.
User avatar #145 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying male I'm saying masculine and feminine. Can you not see the defined roles in society for masculine people (be it male or female) and feminine people (male or female).
Roles such as builders are masculine and with good reason, although female builders exist and are completely fine. I doubt any female builder watches something as feminine and MLP though.

I am saying that it is wrong to try be masculine while engaging in something as feminine as MLP. How have you still failed to grasp my point?
#146 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Good, I'm glad that you acknowledge that these are merely roles, and not evident of an underlying, relevant genetics.

We're on the same page.
User avatar #139 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
And also names with 'sparkle' and shit in them.
User avatar #114 - trixcision (10/13/2014) [-]
Do you still need life lessons and morals when you're 40 fucking years old?
#163 - Womens Study Major (10/13/2014) [-]
If you're a neckbearded loser, then yes.
#115 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Are you honestly trying to tell me that adults are morally perfect human beings who don't ever need a little moral introspection?

That said, the average Brony viewer is 21.
User avatar #132 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
What morals has MLP taught you that you shouldn't already know? And reference what episode.
#136 - larknok has deleted their comment.
#117 - trixcision (10/13/2014) [-]
There's a thing called common sense.

Also I highly doubt you're gonna learn how to pay bills and come by (which is kind of a big deal) on a kid's show.

I don't need that to know that being fake, lying and generally being a cunt is bad, that's just common sense.
#122 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, most of the morals are self-explanatory and obvious.

Now and then one pops up that genuinely gets me curious.

Consider the moral of Lesson Zero (an episode). Now -- to make the point, I'm going to list off some pony names, but spare me of your holy flame until I've made my point.

In Lesson Zero, Twilight Sparkle starts freaking the fuck out because she's late to turn in a weekly report to the princess she serves under. She goes ballistic insane and starts causing problems in her town just so she can try to solve them to meet the quota of her report.

All of her friends tell her that it's just being a little bit late, and that it's nothing to worry about. Of course, we see from Twilight's perspective that she's losing her mind.

The moral of the story is that we ought not to judge how people should react to events and experiences, but take note of how people *do* react to events and experiences, and try to be empathic.

For example, just like how we don't show an epileptic person flashy imagery, or a PTSD veteran violent imagery, we shouldn't do some benign thing that we know horrifies someone else, and we should be understanding of their fears, regardless of how benign they might seem to us.

I thought this was a complex, nuanced moral worth considering. But that's just me. The relevant scene from the episode is below.

MLP: FiM - Lesson Zero "Crazy Twilight Sparkle" (Full Scene) [HD]
User avatar #134 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
No it teaches kids to be late with handing in reports. Which doesn't work in adult life. Even the shows created has said they hate bronies.
#138 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Yep, the writers really just wanted to hail back to their more vulnerable days as children, when their parents used to beat them for turning in their essays a minute late.

They know its wrong, but they have merely expressed their fear and hatred of their parents through a children's cartoon narrative.

K.
User avatar #140 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
I highly doubt the creators were beat by their parents for being late with reports, and if they were you just destroyed your own argument about the moral of that episode.

Did your parents beat you for handing in reports a minute late? Mine didn't, it didn't matter when I was a KID but I got so stressed out about it (Like Twilight did) and it caused shit. So I see this episode and telling KIDS and ONLY KIDS that being late is nothing to freak out about.

And you just confirmed that if you are correct (which I doubt you are).
#147 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Beat me you dirty animal!

YES! JUST LIKE DADDY BEATS ME!

YES!

;)
User avatar #118 - fruzzinoid (10/13/2014) [-]
Good for you.
Others may need a little bit of an example, though.
But hey, whatever. If you like a show like the show.
User avatar #120 - trixcision (10/13/2014) [-]
Yeah exactly but don't be in fucking denial and say that you watch it for the moral of the story, that's bullshit.

#128 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Also, I would like to point out that you're a spineless faggot for red thumbing your opponent in an argument.
User avatar #129 - trixcision (10/13/2014) [-]
Woa, settle down bro, I've stopped caring about this argument 20 minutes ago, I'm not thumbing your comments down
#131 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Five consecutive red thumbs says otherwise.

Grow a spine and man up to your heresy.
User avatar #142 - xsirxrepostxalotx (10/13/2014) [-]
Says the one red thumbing me lol, good troll, 11/10.

I am glad you are a troll for your sake, it would be so much worse if you were a brony.
#144 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
You're actually not a bad troll yourself.

You did, however, make several key mistakes.

First, nobody could really read what I wrote about Lesson Zero's morality and derive from it what you did.

Second, intentionally making light of an empirically false statement (if one were to simply check) in a public space makes you sound like an obvious troll, especially when you accuse another.

God speed, you magnificent faggot.
User avatar #133 - trixcision (10/13/2014) [-]
Nice assuming
#123 - larknok (10/13/2014) [-]
Straw man fallacy.

Nobody claimed they watch the show for the morals. You have defeated an argument nobody has. I watch the show for the characters. The morals are mostly bland and obvious, with a few rare exceptions like the one above.
User avatar #121 - fruzzinoid (10/13/2014) [-]
Sure, whatever floats your boat, man.
#20 - whatever floats your boat, sperglord  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Slap +5
#21 - floran (09/30/2014) [-]
thanks for your tolerance
#15 - I'm 90% sure that's a well concealed Rarity in Equestria Girls getup.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Slap +7
#18 - floran (09/30/2014) [-]
>wants to fuck a girl
>must be gay


I can't see how that works
#20 - larknok (09/30/2014) [-]
whatever floats your boat, sperglord
#21 - floran (09/30/2014) [-]
thanks for your tolerance
#15 - Rocks are also metal you potato-knishes.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Diamonds are a Girl's best... 0
User avatar #21 - greedtheavaricious (09/28/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ Marie
#93 - "Shepard commander.." 09/26/2014 on God Tier Cosplay +3
#196 - thank mr skeltal 09/26/2014 on Bone dance +1
#275 - Nope. For the exact reasons I just said. Choosing none = choos… 09/26/2014 on Thought i'd post 0
#111 - It's Pascal's Wager, which is easily dispelled by anyone with …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Thought i'd post +6
#144 - Womens Study Major (09/25/2014) [-]
You can also make the argument that choosing one at random has better odds than choosing none of them
#275 - larknok (09/26/2014) [-]
Nope. For the exact reasons I just said. Choosing none = choosing Aethos and any other number of gods who like Atheists. Also, it's less likely to piss off the ill-tempered Gods.
#89 - congrats, you now know what it's like to fall in love with som… 09/25/2014 on Cactus Juice +1
#23 - Whenever I read this sort of stuff I always notice how the rea…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on Tumblr bitch gets what she... 0
#37 - pikapoopie (09/23/2014) [-]
is that a book? If so where can i buy it?
#40 - Disgusting. 09/22/2014 on (untitled) +1
#33 - thank mr skeltal 09/22/2014 on (untitled) +6
#6 - My son used two marijuanas once. Now he's autistic. 09/22/2014 on Smokes weed once +19
#46 - thank mr skeltal 09/21/2014 on old, but gold +2
#95 - Fun fact: Wailord weighs 877 pounds, but is 47 feet t…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2014 on I just don't believe it. +24
#279 - Womens Study Major (09/21/2014) [-]
Well, it's the Float Whale Pokémon for a reason. And thanks to math, we know that reason.
User avatar #144 - jaysnk (09/21/2014) [-]
Pokemonium
Atomic initial: Po
#115 - Womens Study Major (09/21/2014) [-]
#125 - Womens Study Major (09/21/2014) [-]
larknok completed his/her thought, there is no reason to add onto it with an "and" statement.
#30 - SHUCKLE THREAD! I'LL START: SHUCKLE CAN DO M… 09/21/2014 on short but sweet jokes +2
#41 - Hue hue hue, I thought I recognized the place. I eat there eve…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Fame Digger Prank! +1
User avatar #58 - rotiart (09/24/2014) [-]
You must be famous. Please talk to Joshlol on how to become a total asshole
#52 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
No one cares.
#86 - Thank me later. 09/19/2014 on MFW seeing Avatar in 60fps +1
#397 - Christina Hoff Sommers. **** yeah. … 09/19/2014 on Factual Feminist +6
#173 - A question for the ages: If tumblrites hate bronies -…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on I dont even know anymore... 0
#178 - lordblarghnes (09/19/2014) [-]
i dont have anything against bronys but i hate anime crossover von MLP fans
User avatar #175 - schneidend (09/19/2014) [-]
For the most part, except for a few shitty holdouts, FJ seems to have calmed down on the pony hate.

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