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#38 - What no I wan't to **** Isabella not some human wannabe 7 hours ago on Cuteplay +1
#52 - You just failed at trying to make her sound less hot  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Anyone Remember The Captain... +9
#58 - captainprincess (6 hours ago) [-]
that tiny little pic cracked me up far harder than it had any right to
#16 - Picture 9 hours ago on Well I thought It was funny. +5
#52 - Well, I can't read 11 hours ago on Anon won the genetic lottery +1
#47 - But but... you CAN smite people in LoL  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Anon won the genetic lottery +1
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#51 - paddypancake (11 hours ago) [-]
"but i heard you can do that now "
-The guy you replied to
It wasn't doable in earlier seasons.
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#52 - lapsushominum (11 hours ago) [-]
Well, I can't read
#17 - Yeah it's just unfortunate word choice because it conveys the … 12 hours ago on 10/1/2016 +2
#16 - Yes generally the light "from" black holes is genera… 13 hours ago on 10/1/2016 +5
#10 - Honestly the puzzle probably contributed to the breakup.  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Hardest puzzle +13
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#14 - damianblu (14 hours ago) [-]
Nahh. We actually really enjoyed it. That much progress took us a few days. It's not too difficult really. There are like 5-7 base types of pieces. Once you find the base type you need you just go through that base type and plug each one in (~80 pieces). Every piece is cut differently so where you get one right there's a very definite snapping sound as opposed to a duller click.
It's pretty fun to do with netflix or music on in the background and some snacks.


Her being a deceitful slut sure contributed to the breakup though.
#23 - **lapsushominum used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **lapsushomin… 23 hours ago on 5/7 dragons +1
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#23 - lapsushominum (23 hours ago) [-]
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**lapsushominum rolls Free samples.**
Trick question

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#1778 - yiffcario (01/06/2016) [-]
You took too long to answer me so I finished it for you anyway.
#1779 to #1778 - yiffcario (01/06/2016) [-]
This was in a random comp.
#1777 - yiffcario (12/31/2015) [-]
Idk, I'd imagine you'd want a Sergal to say that.
#1774 - yiffcario (12/28/2015) [-]
Tenacious D - Dude (I Totally Miss You) - 10 >When your bruv is gone for days
#1775 to #1774 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Dawww bruv I'll be back on more often soon.
#1776 to #1775 - yiffcario (12/28/2015) [-]
I knu.
#1757 - yiffcario (12/25/2015) [-]
I luv you bruv.
Merry Christmas! 12am ;P

Check your PMs.
I'll mail your other gifts next week so you'll have them when you get back to university.
#1760 to #1757 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I love you so much too my LuvCario <3
Merry Christmas!

I did and it worked, thank you so much bruv <3
Sounds gewd, I can't wait to get it! ♥
#1761 to #1760 - yiffcario (12/25/2015) [-]
<3 SergalBbyBruv <3
Hope yours is going wonderfully.

:3
♥
#1762 to #1761 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
<3
Yeah it's going gewd, how is yours? :3
#1763 to #1762 - yiffcario (12/25/2015) [-]
♥♥♥
Happy to hear that. It's not bad, just got back from going out with friend after my house exchanged gifts, now the rest of the family is over. Later I go to my dad's house.
#1764 to #1763 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
♥ Pssh that pic x3
Sounds fun! ;D
#1765 to #1764 - yiffcario (12/25/2015) [-]
♥
Lots of conversation and the two babies are playing. It'd be more fun if it wasn't 66 degrees Kelvin
#1766 to #1765 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Conversation is noice :3 I'm sorry bruv D;
#1767 to #1766 - yiffcario (12/25/2015) [-]
Yaaaaa. Nu nu nu nu nu nu sorry, only happiness and tender bruvluv later
#1768 to #1767 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
<3 Okie, could be hotter and worse tho D: Yeee
#1769 to #1768 - yiffcario (12/25/2015) [-]
<3 Well yeahh
#1770 to #1769 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
♥ Dunt overheat tho bb ;v
#1771 to #1770 - yiffcario (12/25/2015) [-]
♥ [ **** you I won't do what you tell me] [I luv you I will do what you tell me.]
#1772 to #1771 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Daww [Oh I'll do whatever you tell me too ;3]
#1773 to #1772 - yiffcario (12/25/2015) [-]
<3 [Hug me.]
#1756 - yiffcario (12/25/2015) [-]
Soon.
#1759 to #1756 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
;3
#1755 - yiffcario (12/24/2015) [-]
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Step Right Up (HD) Please aim slow, I know
It's not like you to take the fall for anyone but yourself.
Let me show you a world that you've never seen;
Let me help you unveil what you've been missing.
There is no time to wait; when you find love you can't hesitate.

Step right up, shoot an arrow at the target;
My heart is an easy thing for you to hit.
Don't worry if you miss, I'll let you shoot again.
My heart is an easy thing for you to win.

Whoa, you know you did it again.
And ever time I hear your voice, well you know I have no choice but to let you in.
Life is short, don't pretend.
Let me show you a world that you've never seen;
Let me help you unveil what you've been missing.
There is no time to wait; when you find love you can't hesitate.

Step right up, shoot an arrow at the target;
My heart is an easy thing for you to hit.
Don't worry if you miss, I'll let you shoot again.
My heart is an easy thing for you to win.

(Please aim slow.)
Oh what could I say to you (please aim slow).
To let you know everyday I am grateful (please aim slow).
I wish I could turn back time or make it rewind (please aim slow).
I would find you when we were younger,
So we could spend our time on Earth together longer.

Step right up, shoot an arrow at the target;
My heart is an easy thing for you to hit.
Don't worry if you miss, I'll let you shoot again.
My heart is an easy thing for you to win.
#1747 - yiffcario (12/20/2015) [-]
#1749 to #1748 - yiffcario (12/20/2015) [-]
These were edits and here's da sauce
#1750 to #1749 - yiffcario (12/20/2015) [-]
Or fj could lag and not post it e926.net/post/index/1/sir_double-faggot
#1752 to #1751 - yiffcario (12/21/2015) [-]
LapsusHominum.

I'd make em about you but it wouldn't make sense.
#1706 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
#1707 to #1706 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
Some editsss
#1714 to #1707 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
To be fair, not all of them are edits.
#1715 to #1714 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
I know you don't like "cheese head" but I don't know how picky you are with that in terms of images so, sorry.
#1710 to #1709 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
I figured if you wanted this one you could crop where you'd like.
#1711 to #1710 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
Fallout!
#1712 to #1711 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
I think I linked this in one of the 600+ messages I sent but here it is anyway.
#1713 to #1712 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
Why even be on FJ if you're not here?
#1717 to #1713 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
These are all so cute bruv <3
#1742 to #1741 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
These are cute bruv, especially this one :>
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#1737 to #1717 - yiffcario (12/17/2015) [-]
Another winter pic
#1730 to #1717 - yiffcario (12/17/2015) [-]
than* my bad.
Even with "then" it makes sense ;v
It'd be difficult to get out.

Yeah. I do. Tho.
#1731 to #1730 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I understood what ya meant, didn't even notice it actually.
I'll find a way <3

Why could you possibly owe me, we're bruvs, it's mutual. :s
#1732 to #1731 - yiffcario (12/17/2015) [-]
I'd rather box myself up.

A second ago you insisted you owed me. Na tho, I owe you.
#1733 to #1732 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Works too, just make sure you get a heated cargo plane ;v

I said if any owes are due, it'd be me owing you, but it should be neither. WHY THO?
#1734 to #1733 - yiffcario (12/17/2015) [-]
I like the cold tho. And we'll be texting, so my heart will be warm. ♥

Why would you owe me? BECAUSE.
#1735 to #1734 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Yeah but THAT cold, trust me is nawt fun D:
Fukken d'awww ♥
Iunno cuz such a gewd bruv.
Das nawt a reason.

Also, can we move back to text, people home now.
#1736 to #1735 - yiffcario (12/17/2015) [-]
Alright.
#1718 to #1717 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
<3

How are those 600+ messages?
#1719 to #1718 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Dat pic ♥♥♥

Overwhelming D:
#1720 to #1719 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
♥

Sorry.
#1721 to #1720 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Is okie, just looking through them cuz siblings are out for a lil
#1722 to #1721 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
I told you I'm annoying.
I'm also very bored and more motivated to do something for you than for myself.

#1723 to #1722 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Nah you nawt annoying <3
Das kinda sweet but how come? D:
#1724 to #1723 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
Welp, noticing that the artist of that image forgot a letter, really ruins that image.
;s If you say sooo
I don't have anything to do for myself really.

Psychologically, due to events in the past, I might feel that I owe my friends for being my friends.
#1725 to #1724 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
You sayin you don't wanna be with me foreve? D:
I do say so, I luv you sooo much and you're not annoying <3
Ah okie

Awww bruv. :C
That not true, you know how I know?
Cuz if anything I owe YOU ♥♥♥


#1726 to #1725 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
"foreve" For Christmas Eve, yes, that'd be incredible.
I fixed it though. [With Me plays]
Ye.

♥ You don't tho.
#1727 to #1726 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Aww, that's all I want for Christmas D;
Send yourself in that envelope instead
10/10 fixed ;3
Then neither of us owe
#1728 to #1727 - yiffcario (12/16/2015) [-]
Well you're getting more then that. <3
They'll never suspect a thing. ;3
c;
Na I do.
#1729 to #1728 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
More than you? D:
Pokeball tech in envelope form

Bruv. No. You don't.
#1688 - yiffcario (12/03/2015) [-]
tfw in class with your bruv

So tho
#1689 to #1688 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
;v

Playin a little League and working on math before I go to my lab
#1690 to #1689 - yiffcario (12/03/2015) [-]
;3

Noice. Supposedly a short lab right?
#1691 to #1690 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
;D

Mebbe. I think it might be cuz I can't imagine what we'd be doing. It's the last lab, so I guess we're like cleaning up and doing professor evaluations, which wouldn't take long at all, but maybe there's something to do.
#1692 to #1691 - yiffcario (12/03/2015) [-]
Fight to the death using chemicals.
#1693 to #1692 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
>Fight to death
>Winner dies later due to bacterial infection ;v
#1694 to #1693 - yiffcario (12/03/2015) [-]
"It's the last lab"
#1695 to #1694 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
Well, for the quarter anyway ;3
#1696 to #1695 - yiffcario (12/03/2015) [-]
But all that death.
Don't die bby!
#1697 to #1696 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
I won't bb I promise <3
#1698 to #1697 - yiffcario (12/03/2015) [-]
Okie.

FO4 is too all over the place with the story.
#1699 to #1698 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
<3

I guess I'll find out what ya mean
#1700 to #1699 - yiffcario (12/03/2015) [-]
<3

I'm not really enjoying it honestly.
#1701 to #1700 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
Well that sucks then :\

You progressing in it right now?
#1702 to #1701 - yiffcario (12/03/2015) [-]
Yeah but i might just reload, I'm trying different missions I have available to me right now to see what happens.
#1703 to #1702 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
Ah, okieden
#1704 to #1703 - yiffcario (12/03/2015) [-]
Every path available has such bad decisions...
#1705 to #1704 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
YFW

Also I'm goin off to lab. Text your response to this
#1683 - yiffcario (11/29/2015) [-]
A Day To Remember - You Had Me At Hello *HQ*
#1684 to #1683 - yiffcario (11/29/2015) [-]
That was the original, but then I learned you don't want to be purple.
#1610 - yiffcario (11/21/2015) [-]
Ay fuku bruv you haven't played Mass Effect you're not allowed to act like you know
#1674 to #1610 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
:c



Still gewd

There's prerequisites or something?
#1675 to #1674 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Dear whiff it

Master lockpicking.
#1676 to #1675 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
I can't thoooo

Ah, yeah I don't have that yet. Not a high enough level
#1677 to #1676 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Ah but you will.

:c
#1678 to #1677 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
You cannot make me
#1679 to #1678 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Make you dear whiff it? Oh buy you'll have you when I get you something.
#1681 to #1680 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
but*

<3

Going to Pita, sext me.
#1654 to #1610 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
:CCC

I kinda do about the old stuff but not the newer stuff. Yeah when the heads are off it bugs me a lil. Same with the bodies

Well I killed that legendary mirelurk in the Snapchat I sent and he gave me knuckles :c
Is okie bruv you'll get it eventually I knu
Your continued love and affection <3
#1655 to #1654 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
D;

It's fair tho.

Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles
Mom knows I want it, she'll just randomly buy it.....
That's a given, doesn't count tho. <3 I owe you at least $22
#1656 to #1655 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Yeah I think so

Pfffft
But still kinda sad cuz nawt gonna use it :C
Also these things eat SO MANY bullets

My mom and grandma don't know >~<
<3 Nah
#1657 to #1656 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Yeahhh

I wouldn't either.
What kind of Mirelurk? Snapchat isn't working.

My :s
Na, I really do.
#1658 to #1657 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
16 damage and 50% bonus to humans. :\
Was a picture of a Legendary Glowing Mirelurk, with both its legs crippled stuck between two church pews ;v
Also are those socks in your Snapchat?

"My :s"?
No :C
#1659 to #1658 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
I wouldn't even use it if it was good.
My guide to fighting Mirelurks: 1. Cripple the ******* legs.
Maybe.

My :sharona. I just got into a huge shootout so I don't even know why that "My" is there.
Yup.
#1660 to #1659 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Yeah
Yep that's how I beat them all but even their legs take a **** ton of hits
Is cute :3

Pffft is okie luvbruv
;~;
#1661 to #1660 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Typically I'm not a fan of fist-style weapons.
I have a shotgun that has a 20% chance to cripple legs so I use that every time I fight Mirelurks. Saves me evrtim.
:3

<3
What's yfw if I don't get something that I deem good enough to you by Christmas I'll owe you even more?
#1662 to #1661 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
I like em more on like games where you can play as a non human
OP as **** bruh ;v

MFW you don't get me anything except your luff
#1663 to #1662 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Khajiit claws.
I was very fortunate to find that. ;3

You don't want my dick!? D;
You already get my luff AND support, and will continue to receive it however, I will get something more.
#1664 to #1663 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Yeah but then they kinda ****** it up by not having an unarmed tree
Yahhhh

I thought that was already assumed ;v
Nope. MFW you buy me something
#1665 to #1664 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Yeeaaahhh.
I sell most of my legendary gear.

Aw yiss <3
2bad ♥♥♥
#1666 to #1665 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Best you can do without mods is finding that pugalist enchantment and putting it on stuff ;\
I'm gonna hang on to all mine as keepsakes :p

;3
2good
#1667 to #1666 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Mehhhhh
Most of them are random ya know.

2good4me
#1668 to #1667 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
But but still I wanna keep em cuz they special D;

Nuu I'm just right for you and you just right for me <3
#1669 to #1668 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Iz okieee you do that.

<3
#1670 to #1669 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Yup ;v

<3
#1671 to #1670 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
I just ate a sleeve of Ritz. I feel regret.

Still getting you something.
#1672 to #1671 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Was wurf cuz gewd ;v

;-;

That Snapchat, that mean it uses no ammo or it just doesn't need to reload?
#1673 to #1672 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Nawt reallllllyy wurf toooooo meeeee

♥♥♥ I promise it won't be another G-mod scenario ;P

No reload.

I could tell you where to find it and what you need to get it.
#1634 to #1610 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Ah, I've got this crunchy kind that you need to stir that I really like.

Why not both? ;v
#1635 to #1634 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
I like crunchy as well.

My dick ain't that tiny bruv, you know this. ;3
#1636 to #1635 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
I like this kind because it actually tastes like peanuts. :p

But precise enuff to **** DNA itself ;v
#1637 to #1636 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
It's gewd, but stepdad can't chew much cuz fake teeth, so we can't buy that.

You might be overestimating my ability.
DNA = Dick 'n' Ass ;P
#1638 to #1637 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Oh, that's lame :S

Nahhhh <3
Pfffft ;v
#1639 to #1638 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
He hates any bread that isn't white too. :s

<3 Fiiiiine, I'll have to take you for a ride.
kek
#1640 to #1639 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
White bread is worst bread

Where we goin luffbruff? :3
#1641 to #1640 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
It's awful.

Pound Town. ;D
#1642 to #1641 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Yeah we never buy it. Always at least wheat bread, even if it's almost always the cheap kind.

HA x3
#1643 to #1642 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Wheat's not bad.

It'll be a long trip.
#1644 to #1643 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Better than white. You like sourdough?

I hope they've repaved the roads recently D:
#1645 to #1644 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Yiss I do.

They'll be a few humps, but it's still a smooth ride.

Also, made this a shade of purple for ya in case you wanted it.
#1646 to #1645 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Is gewwdddd ;O

Okie that's a relief

Noice, is cute. Cool that they did the non split tongue :3
#1647 to #1646 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
I knuuuuu
Sourdough pretzels tho.

It will be.

You prefer non-split?
#1648 to #1647 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
I haven't had those but that sounds really gewd

Pffft <3

Yeah, it's how they were originally and I can't keep up with their creator not making up her mind about it.


So tho bro
#1649 to #1648 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
WHAT!?

<3

I'm down for both but that's good to know. Sorry for any sent forked tongue images.

Fallout 4, just general stuff, kinda bored. I want to play the new Mystery Dungeon.
You? I saw a Steam notification just as it went away.
#1650 to #1649 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
D:

Don't be sorry it's not like it ruins a pic but I just think it looks better not split.

Yeah just got on FO4. I'm activating some dude's turrets to kill mirelurks.
Is it out yet?
#1651 to #1650 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
BRUV
WHY

<Soooooo.......

When you reach Master Hacking, visit 111 again.
Came out yesterday.
#1652 to #1651 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
IUNNO JUST NEVER HAD EMMMM

I like that pic but I think it'd be better without the fork and tongue ridges. I like it a lot tho cuz they did the head shape really nice :3

Cryo gun thing?
Oh damn D:
Mebbe I'll put it on my wishlist for Christmas so my family has something to get me that's not money or gift cards or guesses.
#1653 to #1652 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
WHAT THE FUV BRUV

I don't know an immense amount about Sergals but I'm good with smooth or ribbed tongues for lewd reasons. I know, you're very particular about the heads.

Da.
Yeah, pretty bummed I don't have it, but whatever.
Shiiiiit then what do I get you?
#1633 to #1610 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Always bruv <3 Woahlewd

Goin to dinner
#1612 to #1610 - yiffcario (11/21/2015) [-]
<3

;3 It's nicee

With Mass Effect or the work you have to do?
With the work I'm saying you had a good amount of your day filled with gaming so it's not so bad that you have some work.
#1611 to #1610 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
<3

Yup just taking my time ;v

What you mean exactly?
#1613 to #1611 - yiffcario (11/21/2015) [-]
I replied to myself
#1614 to #1613 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
Is okie I do that too <3

Is the bessttt

Yeah I was looking over it. It doesn't seem too bad, I just need to mentally prepare a plan for doing it.
#1615 to #1614 - yiffcario (11/21/2015) [-]
<3

For a bruvvy reason >w>

Das gewd.
#1616 to #1615 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
<~~~<

Yeah
#1617 to #1616 - yiffcario (11/21/2015) [-]
What? Why da face?

Clearly you should be gaming until you have almost no more time to finish it.
#1618 to #1617 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
Cuz you >w>?

I knuu butbutbutbut ughhhh
#1619 to #1618 - yiffcario (11/21/2015) [-]
Yours is more of an unsure expression :s

;P
#1620 to #1619 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
I didn't mean it that way

I just dunt wannaaa do eeeet
#1621 to #1620 - yiffcario (11/21/2015) [-]


Okie, don't.
#1622 to #1621 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
Still <3 thoooo

Yeah I'll just get a 70% by resubmiitting the exact same thing ;v
#1624 to #1622 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Back luvbruv
#1625 to #1624 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Oh. Yeah that sucks. I hate it when that happens. :C
#1626 to #1625 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
Partly my fault because I got spooked and tried to run but bleh.
9.0 KD soooo GG
#1627 to #1626 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Ah, yeah that sucks when you should have fought but weren't thinking :c
>Not infinite KD
scrub ;v
#1628 to #1627 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
I did think, I tossed grenades to keep them off me, ran out the back but by then the map switched spawns and reds were on that side now.
#1629 to #1628 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Oh, well then sounds like you were kinda ****** regardless
#1630 to #1629 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
They're not allowed to do that. Only you are. And a few creatures.
#1631 to #1630 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Yeah how dare they >:C Yeah that's MY luffbruff Hawt
#1632 to #1631 - yiffcario (11/22/2015) [-]
T_T <3 Maybe all at once?
#1623 to #1622 - yiffcario (11/21/2015) [-]
♥

It's a passing grade.
#1593 - yiffcario (11/19/2015) [-]
I WANNA SCREAM I LOVE YOU FROM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, BUT I'M AFRAID THAT SOMEONE ELSE WILL HEAR ME!
#1594 to #1593 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
I LOVE YOU TOO AND IT'S K CUZ NO-ONE COMES TO MY PROFILE ;v
#1595 to #1594 - yiffcario (11/19/2015) [-]
Giffy does, the anons who need their daily dose of Lucario/Sergal~LapsusHominum/YiffCario fanfiction do.

Also it's from a song and I love that line, wanted to use it in a chat for a while preferably on my profile since we're never cute there but never had a chance.
#1596 to #1595 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Truu but not as many people as yours ;v Also that gave me two notifications lol

Well it's cute ;3 :s
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#1597 to #1596 - yiffcario (11/19/2015) [-]
Well I'm a porn supplier ;P and iunno why some people visit my profile. I luff it tho Sometimes the anons that stalk me check you out too.

Yass. ;s

<created the song, and I got Giffy who's mainly into older music into them.
#1599 to #1597 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Yeah that's truuu ;v Yeah I've noticed they have lately :p

<3

Ah, okie. Didn't know what the line was from ;v

Eh mebbe people just tired of those jokes. I mean I am >~>
#1600 to #1599 - yiffcario (11/19/2015) [-]
Dunno what's up with that.

<3

Didn't expect you to, even though I've posted the song on my profile. ;P

I haven't been reading anything on current events and I haven't seen a joke like it in a while. Aside from "9/13 Never Baguette"
Sorry.
#1601 to #1600 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Well they stalk you and see us talkin then visit me prolly ;v

;3 <3

I do listen to all the nice songs you post I just don't remember lyrics :S

I haven't been either I just see the same jokes all over FJ and it's just like "Oh, this again.." Don't be sorry I'm just saying
#1603 to #1601 - yiffcario (11/19/2015) [-]
I meant the uncommon visitors, and yeah I knu.

Well I just post to share music and break up threads so it's okay if you don't listen to them. I wasn't accusing you or anything.

I deleted it anyway.
#1604 to #1603 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Ah okieee.

I do cuz I generally like what you post <3

Okay :\
#1605 to #1604 - yiffcario (11/19/2015) [-]
That's good.

If people are thumbing it down (only one person thumbed it up) odds are someone will come along and cause a ********* and it's not worth the headache.
#1606 to #1605 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Yup, I just never really remember lyrics >~<

Yeah that's fair enuff bruv. <3

What you doin now tho?
#1607 to #1606 - yiffcario (11/19/2015) [-]
I was always good with lyrics. It's a pretty useless skill though.

Nothing.
You?
#1608 to #1607 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
My brother is too

Nothing? D:
Math :\
#1609 to #1608 - yiffcario (11/19/2015) [-]
Team useless skill!

Yeah. Getting off now too.
Lame.
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#1529 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
Ayyyyyyy
#1571 to #1529 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Good c:

How long is it? I might fall asleep after too long D:

Only drink related thing I had
Dat crop tho
#1572 to #1571 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
>~> You don't sound like you even want to play it.

Iz okie, you clearly wanna do shots with ya bruv.
Pfft.
#1573 to #1572 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Wut. I do, I don't think I could do a binge full playthrough of any game really. I'd wanna take time to enjoy it and I prolly could stay up that long >~>

Sure shots of water or milk ;v
You always wear no underwear when you serve drinks bruv?
#1574 to #1573 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
>Needing sleep
Na but I'd want you to explore anyway since it really rewards that.

Definitely not milk.
When do I ever wear anything below the waist?
#1575 to #1574 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
>
Always wanna do that ;v

Milk gewddd thoo. I realize we've talked about this before ;p
Hmmm...... when it's really really cold?
#1576 to #1575 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
> ;3
Always wanna do you ;v

Not by itself.
I'm generally hot, sooooooo...
#1577 to #1576 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
>;v
Pffft

Yeah
I kno you are ;3


Just found a shopping center full of Mister Handy's
#1578 to #1577 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
><><><><><><><><><> <><><><><><><><><
lXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXl
lXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXl
Barbed wire I guess betch!

Thx bby

By itself?
#1580 to #1578 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Aww the top extended too far :C
Close enuff <3

Yeah. A bunch of em
#1581 to #1580 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
I don't know why...the preview was fine and the image wouldn't affect it.

No other buildings close by?
#1582 to #1581 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
It's south of that lake with all those mirelurks I got greedy with then gave up on >~>
It's like a cluster of buildings, with like a bowling alley and ****
#1583 to #1582 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
D; Didn't know my bby was a quitter.
Robots all around?
#1584 to #1583 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
2muchammo. :C
Yessssss
#1585 to #1584 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
:ccccccccccc
It might be the location I'm thinking of.
#1586 to #1585 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Yeah they're so tanky :C
Galleria something
They think I'm the director but the robot in the tower is gonna kill me if I don't have ID
#1587 to #1586 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
It is the place I think it is.
I just used Charisma.
#1589 to #1587 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
TFW 3 charisma

Pffft that first one
#1590 to #1589 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
So THAT'S why I'm always the one starting the sweet and/or lewd conversations.

I knuuuuuu
#1591 to #1590 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Could beee ;v

Toriel is cute in it, also kinda reminds me of this kek
#1592 to #1591 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
Still not an excuse :CCCC

I agree, and thought of that too.

Going to Rye, so text.
#1579 to #1578 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
It worked in the preview
#1551 to #1529 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
You finding a detective?

Nah just trying different stuff
#1552 to #1551 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
No I'm a bit past that, and that's the main story. Unless you're referring to something else.

Okie.
Find something OP.
#1553 to #1552 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
I know it is, was just curious. You do main story stuff?

Mebbe in a minute, just trying something silly right now
#1554 to #1553 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
Some of it.

Like getting a butt shot of Lamb? ;P
#1555 to #1554 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
The detective dude is basically where I'm at. I rescued him then left.

Whattt. Nooooo ;v
#1556 to #1555 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
MY BEST BRO IN DA MARINES GOT AN XBONE! But only has Fallout 4 ;~;
Pfft. "You're saved. Bye."

You know you share your pics with your bruv ;v
#1557 to #1556 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Sweet! I'm sure he'll get other games toooo
Yep, killed everyone and escorted him out, he's fine from there. ;v

I will if I get one ;v
Was messing around with an item that increases your attack range. It's meant for ranged people but it technically works on melee people too so I used it on a guy with a staff so I could [Expand Dong]
#1558 to #1557 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
Says he won't until after Christmas :s
Exactly. 10/10 would hire for a rescue.

You have a few seflies you've sent ;v
Doooo eeeeet
#1559 to #1558 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Aww :c
C:

Yaa, just for you bb ;3
I did, was kinda funny but didn't work really
#1560 to #1559 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
Meh.

Send em again! <3
Well, at least it was funny.
#1561 to #1560 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
ButIneedtoshave ;v
Yeah

Those WebMs pfffft. Such a good soundtrack tho
#1562 to #1561 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
<

I still have love for the original Paper Mario soundtrack.
#1563 to #1562 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
x3

The Okami soundtrack is gewd too.
#1564 to #1563 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
Well I got distracted by my dire need of water.....I meant to use this pic..

Play Paper Mario.
#1565 to #1564 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
I kinda thought you might have meant that but it kinda fit with the music theme so I was like OK I could see that.

I knuuu I'm sorry I've never played these gamesssss ;v
#1566 to #1565 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
I came back to my second sentence and picked that :s

JUST COME OVER
I HAVE THEM
Actually, **** my house, I'm coming there.
#1567 to #1566 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Pfft good job x3

Gotta bring the consoles too then ;D
#1568 to #1567 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
I was practically choking with how dry my throat was D;

Not a problem.
#1569 to #1568 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Awww bb nuu. ;~;

<3
#1570 to #1569 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
I'm gewd now tho.

<3 You're binge playing Paper Mario and beating it in a single run.

Woah bruv, you wanna do shots?
#1530 to #1529 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Hai bruvvvv :3
#1546 to #1530 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
Bruv?
#1531 to #1530 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
Sorry to keep you waiting we had to ghetto rig a shower curtain rod since my step dad decided not to install it.
#1532 to #1531 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Is okie.
And oh? It's not just one of those ones you extend to fit? :c
#1533 to #1532 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
It's adjustable but not a tension rod, so it's not that simple, plus he was supposed to do it.

So tho bae
#1534 to #1533 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Oh, yeah then that's not as easy, and that's lame :\

Practicing with team but this is last game for now, then idk what
#1535 to #1534 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, not surprised but whatever.

MLGLAPSUS *air horns*
#1536 to #1535 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
:C

Pfft ;3

You playin FO4?
#1537 to #1536 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
He does that sort of thing a lot but meh.

;3

Na, adding to Lucario folder and editing.
#1538 to #1537 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Yeah I've gathered that :C

Ah, coo.
#1539 to #1538 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
:s

I just spent time editing something then realized Lucario didn't have wrist spikes.
#1540 to #1539 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Did the picture have them like that to begin with or did you misplace them during edit?
#1541 to #1540 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
<
They were never there.
I decided to just crop it, but now that it's not as aesthetically pleasing, I don't really see me using it ever.
#1542 to #1541 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Ohhh that's what you meant.
Oh that's too bad then. Who forgets the spikes? ;v
#1543 to #1542 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
Well it was an OC so I doubt Haychel didn't do it on purpose.
Also looks super gay, even though I try to add eyelashes on certain images to make the Lucario female.
#1544 to #1543 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Ah, makes sense.
It's not gay it's bromo ;v
#1545 to #1544 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
Only bromo for you bae. ;v
#1547 to #1545 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
<3

Sorry got distracted :s

You still doin edit stuff?
#1548 to #1547 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
It's alright.

Na. Fallout now.

What are you up to?
#1549 to #1548 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Cool, whatchu doin on FO4?

Trying some new league stuff, then achieves or FO4 too
#1550 to #1549 - yiffcario (11/18/2015) [-]
Some detective side mission.

They added even more?
#1471 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
L-O-V-E  Nat King Cole (Lyrics)
#1513 to #1471 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Near the comic book store? No something else, gonna try and find that store now cuz can't do that mission
#1514 to #1513 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
Alrighty!
#1515 to #1514 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Nevermind, got distracted by some robots that want me to clean their water >_>
#1516 to #1515 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
bdfxgnd fndfgn fgbszdfnxfgmdghm fgnsr
#1517 to #1516 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
I'm on my way there, just doin stuff en route
Also just realize time so I actually gotta go take a shower anyway
#1519 to #1518 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
<3 in a minute
#1521 to #1520 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Dunt cry bb I'm back ;3
#1522 to #1521 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
Buh it felt like years T_T

Get to that comic store bruv.
#1523 to #1522 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
D:

Nah done with FO4 for tonight, gonna go to bed soon
#1524 to #1523 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
T~T

[T~T Intensifies]
#1525 to #1524 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Sorry wish I could stay up but cant :C
#1527 to #1525 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
Bruv what'd I say before? Don't ever be sorry.
#1528 to #1527 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
But what if it's a situation where I should be sorry?

Goin to bread
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#1492 to #1471 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Yeah that's kinda annoying

The first one, not entirely sure how they work but I left that half made house to go explorin ;v
5

Just got spooped by a roach I thought I killed earlier and shot like 7 times kek
#1493 to #1492 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
>~<

It's good enuff.

Ghouls are spoopy in this game. 2fast

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[Vomits Internally]
[Vomits Eternally]
#1494 to #1493 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
I saw some earlier on my way to the raider hangout and just avoided them cuz don't wanna deal with that

Reacted similarly to this
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#1495 to #1494 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
They're toooooo faassstttt

Ugh.
#1496 to #1495 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Haven't fought em yet, not it sounds like I dunt wanna

I knuuu. She's adorable the way she's designed, draw her like that >~>
#1497 to #1496 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
Dude, like, Left 4 Dead zombie speed, maybe faster.
mfw ghouls

Actual Spoiler(I guess) of a location I don't want you to miss. I'll put it vaguely though.
If you find a comic book store, search that whole building.

Weirdos.
#1498 to #1497 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Haven't played the L4Ds, but my brother used to play it a lot, yeah that's crazy
Pfft that pic

Haven't seen a comic book store yet but I'll keep that in mind

I knnuu
#1499 to #1498 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
BUT BUT BUT BUT [Writes down for Christmas]
IZ TRU THO

Not story related so I just wanted to make sure you went it.

Like people who alter Lucario. WhatsWrongWithYou.Reggie
#1500 to #1499 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Zombie games never really interested me

I'll try to find it
Speak of ghouls just ran into like 5 of them and got rekt. RIP

Pretty much, tho I think the sheephead renditions are aight.
#1502 to #1500 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
>Use Psycho
Instant game crash
#1501 to #1500 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
It's hardly a zombie game, mainly just an FPS..... So fun tho...

I could tell you what it's near.
</3 My bruv is ded. mfw

Well yeah that's fine, keep it animal-esque.
#1503 to #1501 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Iunno bruh never played it just didn't grab my attention

Is it in Lexington? Cuz that's where I am for the raider thing
Dog aggro'd them this time, I won tho this time. <3

Yussss

Drugs are mad mkay?
#1504 to #1503 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]


Near Swan's Pond, Boston Common, west and a lil south of Park Street Station, west of Bolyston Club, east and a lil north of Trinity Plaza. All these locations are very close though.
Yayyyyy <3

Who made them mad?

#1505 to #1504 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Pffft Iunno where any of those places are so safe to say I haven't been there yet, I'll keep it in mind tho

sonofabitch
#1506 to #1505 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
Do you have Diamond City marked on your map? From there head north and turn right then just keep going that way.

;P
#1507 to #1506 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Oh, yeah I have Diamond City on map but was avoiding going that way to explore instead of go near where the main quest was.

>~<
#1508 to #1507 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
You don't need to do anything with Diamond City just use it as a landmark.

<3
#1509 to #1508 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Yeah I knu just saying that's why I haven't been over there yet

Yeah derp
#1510 to #1509 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
I know, I was just saying no worries of getting caught in the story.
#1511 to #1510 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Kinda figured, just felt like exploring, although I don't think I can do that one mission right now, there's like a billion raiders posted on that building.
#1512 to #1511 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
Near the comic book store? Awwwww....
#1472 to #1471 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Was at dinner

And nahhh you're not ;3
#1473 to #1472 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
Okie.

<3

How goes the math?
#1474 to #1473 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
No such thing as too bruvvyduvvy :p

Is gewd, did a little over half and I'm calling it good for today
#1475 to #1474 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
<3

Nice work.
How's Fallout going?
#1476 to #1475 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Yeah was an easy assignment this week
Gonna resume it in a little bit; playin SC2 for right now.
#1477 to #1476 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
>Not playing Fallout.

You've got two great games to keep you busy, and come the 20th, you'll have another ;P
#1478 to #1477 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]


I kno, too muchhhh. Plus I used that gift card to get OoT. Ahhhh
#1479 to #1478 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
<3

Well maybe if you had a childhood.
#1480 to #1479 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
;3

Woa r00d
#1481 to #1480 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
Iz okie bruv, we'll go back in time and I'll bring my N64 over.
#1482 to #1481 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Yayyy I can truly be a kid! :V
#1483 to #1482 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
Aww yissss.
#1484 to #1483 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Sorry bruv, couldn't think of anything to say right away then got wrapped up in gaem. :c
#1485 to #1484 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
Is okie bruv; never be sorry.
I didn't know what to say either :s
#1486 to #1485 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Okie, that's fair enuff then :p
#1487 to #1486 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
But we should still talk.....about stuff.....and things....
#1488 to #1487 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Of course bruv <3

What you up to now?
#1489 to #1488 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
<3

Wishing I could conveniently find ceramic in Fallout 4.
You?
#1490 to #1489 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Bowls?
Went wandering around and found a Fat Man, now I got to a little settlement and I'm gonna kill some raiders for these guys
#1491 to #1490 - yiffcario (11/12/2015) [-]
I know what I need for ceramic, I just hate having to completely leave the area to get it.
I've found several; they're everywhere.

How many Settlements do you have?
Level?
#1398 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Your Guardian Angel Lyrics - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
#1461 to #1398 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Truuu. If you wanna ;3
I recognize that pic; it's like one of the very first lewd pics I ever saw >~>
#1462 to #1461 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Mebbe ;v
Memories!
#1463 to #1462 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Not yus? D;
Yeah, feels like long time ago

Gonna take shower real quick, respond when I get out
#1464 to #1463 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Oh come on, you know you're the sub, I can tease you with a dom position. But fair is fair ;3
Well it's an old pic.

Okie.
#1465 to #1464 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Be even sometimes? D:
Tru, just like feels long ago for me

Bacckkkk in case you hadn't guess by the fact I responded.
#1466 to #1465 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Of course! We established this. I just wanted to tease you T_T
I remember getting irked over a very rapey/abusive Lucario image from long ago.

Pretty sure you're still showering.
Did ya shave?
#1467 to #1466 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
I was just teasing back
Around that time I read some gay rapey story with a Lucario I got upset over and left a mad comment pfft ;v

Good thing I have this series of mirrors and a long keyboard/mouse
Yes, kek that pic
#1468 to #1467 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Buh that's a different kind of teasing.
You read a gay story? I could find that abusive image if you're curious.

Sounds convenient.
Stay shaven.
#1469 to #1468 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
My bad then
Nah it's k

It was very expensive ;v
But annoyyiinngg
#1470 to #1469 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
You tryna say I'm unfair bruv? ;~;
Good, didn't wanna see it anyway.

Wurf.
But shaven.

Going to bread text me baebybruv
#1440 to #1398 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Pssssh

Only you What do you mean tho
#1441 to #1440 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
;P

D'aww my god! You know legends never die, but I would for you. You'll find out.
#1442 to #1441 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
<3 Okie den
#1443 to #1442 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
♥
Some merchants sell them, plus you'll find them.
#1444 to #1443 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Legendary things that merchants sell? Now I have no idea
#1445 to #1444 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
You'll seeeeeeeeeeeee
#1446 to #1445 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Okaayyyyyyy
#1447 to #1446 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
The fur board will now think we're gay/bi, kek.
I could tell you if you want.
#1448 to #1447 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Then I'll just explain we're nawt
Nahhh
#1449 to #1448 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
>Implying we're not completely bromo for each other.
Okie.
#1450 to #1449 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
>Yeah so nawt ghey ;v
#1451 to #1450 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
I knu, and it'll always be dat way.
#1452 to #1451 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Of course
#1454 to #1452 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
BruhDragon.jpg
#1455 to #1454 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Pfft I'm your Libro and your my... Scorpibro?
#1456 to #1455 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Pfft, sure that works. I can also be your Scorpihoe
#1457 to #1456 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Kek. That does kinda flow better tho
#1458 to #1457 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
I flow into you better.
#1459 to #1458 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Woah lewd Better than what? ;v
#1460 to #1459 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
;3Better than anyone/anything else, but maybe you could show me how you flow? ;v
#1453 to #1452 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Yiss. <3
#1420 to #1398 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Lewd but tru Better hurry D:
#1422 to #1421 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
HOW'D YOU GET HERE SO FAST? Updates almost done
#1423 to #1422 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Love. Lust. Both. Mostly Love <3 Yass!
#1424 to #1423 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
<3 Well here goes
#1425 to #1424 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
EXCITEMENT
#1426 to #1425 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Character creation screen too complex, I'll never make it D:
#1427 to #1426 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Oh god I know.
#1428 to #1427 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
I'm just gonna call it good or I'll never play the game. >~>

Also check SnapChat
#1429 to #1428 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Every RPG with in-depth character customization ever.

<♥♥♥
#1430 to #1429 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Yup, pretty much

Playing with the character creation 2funny2moveon ;v

#1431 to #1430 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Gotta make progress.
#1432 to #1431 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Yeah.

Forreal tho Bethesda get on them jokes ;v
#1433 to #1432 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
We'll just have to wait another few years. ;3
#1434 to #1433 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Fiieeen
#1435 to #1434 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Or we make our own game.
#1436 to #1435 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
What kinda game? ;v
#1437 to #1436 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
One starring an irresistible Sergal and the luckiest Jackal in the world. Oh iunno, one with guns and stuff.

How's your game going?
#1438 to #1437 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Other way around ;v Sounds original let's do eet

Pretty gewd so far
#1439 to #1438 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
D'aww, but nuu. Published by Ubisoft and EA.

Find anything Legendary?
#1399 to #1398 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
D'awww <3
#1400 to #1399 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
We can talk here now.
#1401 to #1400 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Sorry, I missed this >~>
#1402 to #1401 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Iz okie.
#1403 to #1402 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Gonna go get dinner, then I'll be back for rest of night bruv <3
#1404 to #1403 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Oookieee <3
#1405 to #1404 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
And I'm back at dorm
#1406 to #1405 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Yayy.
Was that you in the pic?
#1407 to #1406 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Ya, haven't you seen me before?
#1408 to #1407 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
Once, around when we first started becoming bruvs.
Looks like you need to shave.
#1409 to #1408 - lapsushominum ONLINE Comment deleted by lapsushominum [-]
#1410 to #1409 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
"I'm actually k with"
Dat feel tho, when selfies always look bad >~<
Iz k we juss a jackal/Lucario and a sergal anyway Shhhhaaavvveeeeeee
#1412 to #1410 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Yeah I kno :p
Truuu I will, just not right now, I wanna do stuff
#1413 to #1412 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
<3
Iz hotter dat way Lewd stuff? Yeah, like shaving ;P
#1414 to #1413 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Cuz humans are lame ;v Nah Nope like finishing this mission on SC2 then opening the box ;v
#1415 to #1414 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
They really are. ;3 Noob. Doooo eeeeeeeeeeet
#1416 to #1415 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
;v >Roomate Just finished the mission, opening it now ;v
#1417 to #1416 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
An ass without a tail is an incomplete ass. Tell him to get lost for a while, your bruv is coming........over. HYPE
#1418 to #1417 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Yus, among other things ;3 Well, seems he actually went somewhere and I didn't notice cuz headphones Downloading ;3
#1419 to #1418 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
(Y) I'll be right over. Awww yissssss
#1411 to #1410 - yiffcario (11/11/2015) [-]
You obviously know I mean once in a blue moon a selfie looks good enough to post right? I wasn't saying it's a bad pic :s
#1316 - yiffcario (11/09/2015) [-]
/A+real+best+friend/funny-pictures/5737002/
;v

I think the anons that stalk our threads are probably questioning us.
#1357 to #1316 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Mebbe check out Goof Troop after that, makes me kek every time ;v

Foryou.bane
#1381 to #1357 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Yeah but, play it.
#1382 to #1381 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
I knnuuu but so many games now D:
#1383 to #1382 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
No I know iz okie.
#1384 to #1383 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
I knu you kno tho <3

Also, new SC2 just went live :v
#1385 to #1384 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
<3

Ayyyy!
#1386 to #1385 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
So, that's somethin to do, although I should go to bed soon <~<
#1387 to #1386 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Yeah that's nice you have something to ease the waiting.
Awww....
#1388 to #1387 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
I think I can afford to stay up an hour late
#1389 to #1388 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
If you're staying up for me that's sweet but you don't have to. <3
#1390 to #1389 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Well for you and to play a bit <3
#1391 to #1390 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
How is it?
#1392 to #1391 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Cool so far, the story took an interesting turn really early, and there's stuff from the first Starcraft so that's kinda nostalgic :p
#1393 to #1392 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Sound like an overall good game; I'm glad you like it.
#1394 to #1393 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Thanks, hope FO4 is gewd so far.

They brought back some units from the first game and I'm having flashbacks to the derpy AI from that game www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCpUsmuQG3E
#1395 to #1394 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
It is.

Pfft.
#1396 to #1395 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Gewd :3

Gotta go to bed now, gonna take shower then lay in bread.
I'll text until I fall asleep
#1397 to #1396 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Okie.
#1358 to #1357 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Comp ended and I already started Pokemon Emerald. :s

;3
#1360 to #1358 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
"Hey you're a professional swordsman! fukken fight me!" :v

Pfft these mods people do tho kek
#1362 to #1360 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
I know you like da doggies so juss lettin' ya know that you can get Elecrtrike and Manectric on Pokemon Shuffle in the Safari event.
#1361 to #1360 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
kek

Ya kno those weren't mods on SCV right?
#1363 to #1361 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Wattttt they put them in the game?

Thanks. Been stuck on Mega Glalie for a bit, so dicking around on other levels.
#1364 to #1363 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
You can make your own characters.

I'm stuck there too >~<
#1365 to #1364 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Oh, I'm dumb, that makes way more sense. ;v

2similar! D:
For real tho it's ridiculous >~>
#1366 to #1365 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
You're not dumb, people mod often, and they do mod SC as well. Neva dumm <3

Why "D:"? D:
I know, **** that level. I didn't even know that mega existed.
#1367 to #1366 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Not the modding, for asking if they put them in the game ;v Sometimes <3

Because spoopy how similar :p
Yeah me neither. Even with all super effectives I get it down to like half HP every time wtf
#1368 to #1367 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Hey, if Toby paid to get them put in ;P Prove it
They have a higher chance of being put in Smash Bros Crusade.

[Cloning statement again]
It's so annoying. Imma kill dat Pokemon.
#1370 to #1368 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Doesn't NInteno host a vote thing for new characters too? You already know it ;v
Not familiar with it, looked it up but still not sure what it is.

Nahhh
Do eeeet. Although Lucario apparently not enough :\
Yeah looks pretty nice, tho kinda human.
#1372 to #1370 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Anarbor - Take My Pain Away <3

So tho
#1373 to #1372 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
D'aww

SC2, just realized the last part of SC2 releases the same day as FO4 lol

You?
FO4 I assume, dunt tell me anything about it >_>
#1374 to #1373 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
;3

Huh, Tomb Raider apparently released today as well.

Dat song and FO4 update almost done.
SPOILERS IT HAS VAULTS
#1375 to #1374 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
INSTALLED
#1376 to #1375 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Das nice tho

Remember hearing something about that

Is a nice song
WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS?!
#1377 to #1376 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Ya.

Glad you think so.
WAR NEVER CHANGES
#1378 to #1377 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Snake disagrees
#1379 to #1378 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
You didn't even play MGS4
#1380 to #1379 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Seen trailer tho
#1371 to #1370 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Crusade isn't by Nintendo, and I believe the ballot has ended. I don't though. ;3 You're my genius until you prove otherwise.
Crusade is just a "Smash Bros" made with whatever characters they want, Goku is even in it.

Full bromo, no selfcest.
I've been leveling her up.
A fair bit yeah.

Gonna head out now to midnight release.
Text bae, I'll be super bored.
#1337 to #1316 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Damnit I forgot to space the colon and D

Nah don't feel stingy it's a gewd idea

Playing a few matches of Hearthstone then mebbe SC2.
Also, working on that extra credit. Is super easy.
#1338 to #1337 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
I've never seen you fumble a D before ;v

I always loved doing Extra Credit.
#1339 to #1338 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
I know there's supposed to be a space but I can't seem to keep my colon away from your D ;v

Yeah, no penalties, only reward
#1340 to #1339 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
AW GOD THE KEK AND THE LEWD I luff it.

Always felt like more of an accomplishment to me, even though it was typically easier than regular work.
#1341 to #1340 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
It just occurred to me and was too funny not to say, the coincidence was perfect ;p Just used all my life's cleverness, I'll never say anything clever ever again D:

Truuu because you're technically going above and beyond even tho easy
#1342 to #1341 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
I guess I'm rubbing off on ya. But you're used to that ;v

I remember a blood drive which I jumped at the opportunity to attend, I can't remember if it was for extra credit but I feel like there was some bonus to going. Doesn't matter; gave blood.
#1343 to #1342 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Yayy Ouch D:

I don't think I've ever given blood that wasn't for some kinda medical reason, das cool tho
#1344 to #1343 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
The spoiler was meant to go with my rubbing off comment :c

I love giving blood.
#1345 to #1344 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Ohhhh lol I thought you were burning me about being used to never saying anything clever x3

That's nice of you :3
#1346 to #1345 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Never! <3

Haven't done it in forever, I'm usually sick on the day of.
#1347 to #1346 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
<3
I mean I knew you wouldn't mean it seriously I thought you just saw the opportunity to make a joke insult :p
Your intended interpretation is way lewded ;v


Ah, that sucks then :C
#1348 to #1347 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
<3
Only with minor things.
;v
I'm actually super glad you're starting some of the lewd.


Yeah, would like to get back into it tho. Apparently a pint saves three lives.
#1349 to #1348 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Clarify: Only with minor things you do joke insults?
I'll try luffbruff


That's cool.
#1350 to #1349 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Yeah or if it's beyond untrue.


Yeah, more people should donate.
#1351 to #1350 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Yeah dat's fair game ;3

I hear blood goes bad fast.
#1352 to #1351 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
;3

Yeah :/
#1353 to #1352 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Just realized I didn't ask you what you were doin after you asked me.
I'm bad bruv :C
#1354 to #1353 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Aw iz okie bruv no worries.

Just killing time with GG 06 compilation.

Hey know any tags that could be added to my drawing? The more tags it has to easier it spreads. You must have a lot of tags when I see you ;v
#1355 to #1354 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
You like it?

I'll take a look and see if I can add any. Kekkk I've got all the tags then ;v
#1356 to #1355 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
Yeah. Danny still mah fav tho

Okie, thx. You make yourself sound easy. :s
#1317 to #1316 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
Pffffft that's too fitting.

Nah they already know the answer
#1318 to #1317 - yiffcario (11/09/2015) [-]
You're too fitting. ;v

Is that why they stick around?
#1319 to #1318 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
I set myself up for that yet again ;v

For entertainment ;3
#1320 to #1319 - yiffcario (11/09/2015) [-]
You always set yourself up for me~

But of course. ;3
inb4 we make/made them fail no fap November.
#1321 to #1320 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
That time was totally on purpose ;v

Pfft we that gewd
#1322 to #1321 - yiffcario (11/09/2015) [-]
;3

Damn right.
#1323 to #1322 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
That wallet tho lol
#1324 to #1323 - yiffcario (11/09/2015) [-]
Pulp Fiction is a pretty cool movie.
#1325 to #1324 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
Oh was that a reference? >~>
#1327 to #1326 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
That's funny out of context lol

#1328 to #1327 - yiffcario (11/09/2015) [-]
Haha yeah, that movie jumps around a lot so context is pretty important.
#1329 to #1328 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
Oh okie.

Gonna go talk to that professor now. Can text if you want but I'll be back before long
#1331 to #1330 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Well now you're back and I'm back :3
#1332 to #1331 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
But now I'm going out D;
#1333 to #1332 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Oh. D:
Is okie tho, where ya goin?
#1334 to #1333 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
I'm bak bbybruv
#1335 to #1334 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]


I understand what you were sayin tho.
#1336 to #1335 - yiffcario (11/10/2015) [-]
<3

Glad.
Honestly things like that make me feel stingy but it's just being safe. Bleh.

So tho
#1301 to #1254 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
::::::::::::::::::::CCCCCCCCCCCCCC
That bad huh?
Kinda funny, I'd completely forgotten that the last part was being released soon and I saw that trailer and replayed the campaigns and now I have another thing to be hyped about >~<
My favorite race too, guess they save the best for last ;v

Send it to me I'll pay for shipping, prolly cheaper than buying it
#1302 to #1301 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
mfw. Without proof, it must really not be good enough.

Woo! Hype train.
Aw yisss.

OR, or ya know, or, you could, like, come here and get it for free.
#1303 to #1302 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Cuz you wouldn't be able see my thumbs up otherwise
2manygames2get
Dunno if you watched the video in the content when I posted about it but that's the race I was talking about.

>Getting across the country
>cheaper than mailing
> ;v
#1304 to #1303 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Good point. Still not proof tho >;P
Pokemon.
Wait what? What video?

In the most grueling way possible, it is.
#1305 to #1304 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
You sayin you want my approval to get more specific?
Pokemon, FO4, SC2
One of my comments you thumbed up the other day was on a content that was the cinematic trailer of the last part, was curious if you saw it.
StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void Opening Cinematic








Wut D:
#1306 to #1305 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
I think this is getting too serious but I guess?
Oh boy Soul Calibur 2!
I just thumb you up <3
Weird faces.



Well in a joking manner "suck you way across the country"
Which realistically, and disgustingly, can be done.
Buuuuuut I'd rather you just walk and save the sucking for when you get here. ;v
Because they're are a lot of lolipops in the candy bowl.
#1307 to #1306 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
I'm just jokin tho ;p
Pfft
I try to look at the content you commented on too
Yeah they don't have mouths or noses.

Ohhh pfft I didn't get it.
Lollipops pretty good tho
#1308 to #1307 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Then where's my proof?
Is Link the guest character again?
Well I read your comments I just didn't watch the video :s I've been blasting music and singing the past few days.

They are.
#1309 to #1308 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Butbutbutbutbutbutbut joek D:
Was that a thing in one of the Soul Caliburs?
Is okie, that's a good use of time ;3
#1310 to #1309 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Butbutbutbutbut it's what you wanted me to draw when I wasn't even taking requests. I drew it for you bbybruv :c
Yeah, Megaton Hammer, Bigoron Sword, Bombs, Arrows, everything, he kicked ass. Gamecube version only.
I luff it ;3
#1311 to #1310 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
But I do love it, I asked for it and it turned out gewd, of course I love it :C
Oh neat, sounds strong; sounds like he's better than in Smash
#1312 to #1311 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
So www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr7drhQn8V0
Megaton Hammer was the best. Biggoron Sword was strong as hell but drained your health.
#1313 to #1312 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
But howwwwww
What game is the hammer from? I think it's pretty interesting when weapons have that cost.
#1314 to #1313 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
You know how ;v
OoT
It's range was ridiculous too.

Gonna go to bread. Text meeee
#1278 to #1254 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
What'd you do? >_>

I've heard

Ok ******* ;v

Nope you're serious! Leewwwwddd
#1279 to #1278 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Nothing then, I'm a genius. I'm not in college because I'm too intelligent and it makes the professors and students feel bad about themselves. Ha ha..ha.....ha.....*cri cri*

You owe me proof then I guess, neither of us want you to be a liar.

Oh my. ;v
#1280 to #1279 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Ok I'll pretend I never saw a second comment in my notifications that I couldn't read then. ;v

Well I mean if it's to defend my integrity...

Funny pic tho x3
#1282 to #1280 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Hopping on.
#1281 to #1280 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Exactly. Mark's almost over. Still on TF2?

You can't allow your good image to be soiled.
#1283 to #1281 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Okie, had to reload it real quick.

[Insert joke about soiling my image that I can't come up with cuz not clever enough]
#1285 to #1283 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Thread reader's face when they learn we're both straight
#1286 to #1285 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Sounds like I'm a good fit for you then ;v

THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
#1287 to #1286 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
You're a snug fit. ;v

TRUTH
#1288 to #1287 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
A smug fit

#1291 to #1290 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Wow someone actually drew an old style female sergal ;v
#1292 to #1291 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Mhmmm
#1293 to #1292 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Is pretty gewd

What you doin now tho
#1294 to #1293 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Waiting on that proof. GG and I'm going to play MGS V.
You? Still playin' TF2?
#1295 to #1294 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]

Gonna do that mission you didn't want to do? D:
Yeah for now, and listening to that GG playlist. Might try to dick around with invisible units on one of the SC2 campaigns in a bit tho and see if that's fun
#1296 to #1295 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Well? FIRST YOU LIE ABOUT THE XBOX AND NOW PROOF??? IT'S NOT ABOUT YOUR REPUTATION ANYMORE, WHY NOT DO IT FOR ME!? </3 Patiently waiting.
Haha no.
Doooooo eeeeeeet
#1297 to #1296 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
NU I JUST CAN'T HAVE THAT STUFF ON THAT INTERNET YA KNO? ;v
Side stuff then?
Fien maybe I will
#1298 to #1297 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
YOU COULD JUST TEXT IT >~>
Always.
Fien.
#1299 to #1298 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
>>>~~~>>> I mean uhhh
You never gonna finish the game? D:
Yeah I prolly will, it's funny seeing how far you can stretch the AI.

That Snapchat, RIP your stomach D:
Wish I had a lil candy tho
#1300 to #1299 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Bby :cccc
Maybe eventually :s
Pfft.

I don't want what I have, come eat it. It's 2fattening
#1289 to #1288 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
I'll text my lewd reply to that.
#1284 to #1283 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Okie.

[Insert me.]
You make it so easy for me to be lewd, but I always start it >.<
#1256 to #1254 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Also, gotta leave for lab right now, text.
#1258 to #1257 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
And I'm back.

Pffft that comment

Them sergals tho, I actually have that 3rd one as a spray I think, or I used to.

Had to log in to see the mature stuff and what do I see in my submissions? ;v
#1259 to #1258 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Finalllyyyy

I kek'd a fair amount.

Bretty gewd stuff.

:3
#1260 to #1259 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Yeah I knowwww geeze takes forever. Kinda funny tho one of our experiments failed. Something in the reagents was wrong on Tuesday we think and we didn't realize until today when a bunch of students started getting absolutely no results.

I'll have to wait to see that e621 link cuz maintenance apparently

You're such a nice bruvvvvv she's adorable <3
Only semi fitting pic I have
#1262 to #1260 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
I remember it was this. http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1888785
#1261 to #1260 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
2long. Pfffffft.

I don't even remember what I sent.

Difficult angle and tried new stuff. I don't hate it! For now.
I only recently saved that pic anyway.
#1263 to #1261 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Yeah like 3 and a half hours eugh D:

Ah, well I'll tell you when I see it then is pretty gewd.

Yeah like beneath her and she's leaning over you slightly, is hawt. >~> Yay! Nevar ;v
The one I posted?
#1264 to #1263 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Iz okie iz over now, you're with ya bruv.

Yeah.

But there's an important question that remains about it....
The one you replied to.
#1265 to #1264 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Yay!

Whuzzat?
Ah, yeah hadn't seen it before, it's cute
#1266 to #1265 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
So tho now *******

Try and figure it ouuutt
For the most part I try to avoid other Pokemon in the image, but I had no hugging pics

See snapchat?
#1267 to #1266 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Akaen was on TF2 so I'm there for a lil. Might go see if I can cheese some more missions on SC2 a bit later for fun

Is the question: "Is it fappable?" >~>
Yeah it has Riolu but that's almost Lucario, so it's okie

Yes, your comment is better cuz effort
#1268 to #1267 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Ah okie. Maybe I'll join after Markiplier.

It might be. Or maybe, at the least, something to get warmed up with.
Close but no cigar sexy everything.

Made it last time that was posted ;P
#1269 to #1268 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Okie. When's he gonna put up 3rd episode

That might be the question or it might be fappable? v;
Truuu

Still you put effort in in advance
#1270 to #1269 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
I don't knuuuuuuu T_T

I'm a little surprised you misunderstood me. But yeah, it's the question.
I'd still do lewd things with her tho.
#1271 to #1270 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Make it release fasterrr

Just wanted to make sure and the answer is yes
Also truu
#1272 to #1271 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
Okie, I'll beat him up.

Yes to fappable or just good enough to warm up with?
Yassssss
#1273 to #1272 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Nahh he seems to nice to hurt

To fappable
#1274 to #1273 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
I'm a pacifist anyway. He'd also destroy me in a fight.

Really? ;o
#1275 to #1274 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Is okie tho.

Yus
#1277 to #1275 - yiffcario (11/06/2015) [-]
IM SMART

He's 2buff

Prove it.








jk just wanted to be creepy. prove it Was just playin! You'll be like the alternate version of that "Dis is mine" image.
#1255 to #1254 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Das pretty cool lookin :3
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#1241 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
With a minor drop in quality I was able to make it stay as a gif.
#1242 to #1241 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Noice it's working for me now! Thanks bruv! <3
#1244 to #1243 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
So tho luffbruff
#1245 to #1244 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Editing a porn gif that I planned ton editing months ago and listening to music.

You?
#1246 to #1245 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Oh coo, what's it of?

Just finished my only class for today but going to go talk to a professor about part time research for next quarter in a little bit so not getting wrapped up in anything big right now. Also gonna go to some dumb math presentation because my professor is giving out extra credit to anyone who shows up, so why not.

So for now I'm playing that mobile pokemon game and gonna watch GG.
Lucario was a bitch to catch.
#1247 to #1246 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
on* my bad.

Best Pokemon.

Easy extra credit, nice.

She really was. I used two Great Balls.
#1248 to #1247 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Didn't even notice

Noiceee

Yeah, I wonder if I have to stay for the whole thing or if I'll be able to slip out once I get my name on her attendace list >_>

I only used one but it was after losing several times and when I finally won I just tried and got lucky. Oh you use your two great balls ;v
#1249 to #1248 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Just finished.

Pfft.

I lost several times before throwing all my money into the match. You know it. ;3
#1250 to #1249 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Coo, how long were you working on it?

Really would rather not have to sit through an hour of it :\

Yeah same ;2
#1251 to #1250 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
I started a few moments before telling you I was working on it.

I don't blame you.

;1
#1252 to #1251 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Ah so that was pretty fast then.

Gonna go do that stuff now, text if ya want and I'll try and respond.

That's a new face
#1253 to #1252 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, it was simple just tedious.

Okie.

You put ;2 so I went to the next one down.
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#1155 - yiffcario (11/03/2015) [-]
How was the lab?
#1230 to #1155 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
That's a really relaxed song.

The gif was like on the first part with the front of the newspaper, it would flicker VERY briefly to the inside of the paper with the TF2 stuff and then back before you can even see it.

Plenty of lewd on here
Also this is someone's spray kek
#1231 to #1230 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Mhm.

Worked fine for me. If you see it again tell me, I can fix it.

I bet.
Pfft.
#1232 to #1231 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Trying again

Always
#1233 to #1232 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Still working for me.

Good.
#1234 to #1233 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Yeah still being weird for me, dunno why. :\

This just happened, no wonder you two ended up on friend lists
#1238 to #1237 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, prolly got messed up by Badmin's algorithm

Duhh, that's why he said it

Pffft that video, who makes these connections to come up with this **** lol
#1239 to #1238 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Yeah.

People have too much time on their hands.

I'm getting off.
#1236 to #1234 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Never mind I can't, it's a webm and not a gif.
I'm sorry.
#1235 to #1234 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
I'll try to fix it for you.

Feral Pokeporn is best Pokeporn.
#1196 to #1155 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Dunt even know how long ago it was but I remembered I'm okie with that <3

Lingeriecario
#1206 to #1196 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Reposting only the gewd part of the deleted comment.
You didn't say anything so I don't know if you saw it.

"From the Libra viewpoint
Scorpio is sexy and mysterious, and there's likely to be a strong initial attraction on both sides here. You will find each other fascinating, and will probably race to find a bedroom."
Oh my.
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#1197 to #1196 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Not too long ago since what I had said was "birth month" it was content about No Fap November. We've got a perfect thing going on~ <3

Here it is.
#1198 to #1197 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
That's not what I'm referring to then. Was something a while ago where you made a name based on your birth month and other things. I agree bb

Yes that pfft
#1200 to #1198 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about :s <3

I'll text you another.
#1202 to #1200 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Yeah it was a long time ago, like months <3

Oh?



Because you said you like Mettaton EX's theme ;p
#1203 to #1202 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Wish I knew what I said.
Mhm.

Das Sans tho.
#1204 to #1203 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Iunno, I could dig for it but that's a lot of stuff to dig through. You know what kinda thing I'm talking about tho right?

And? >~>

Derppppp
#1205 to #1204 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
OOOOOHHH Yeah I understand what it was but I don't remember what it was.

And? I texted it?

kek
#1207 to #1205 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Okie

Just got it, must've taken a lil. Super lewd v;

The "Ohhhhh yessssss" from Mettaton is funny


Also I hadn't seen that comment sorry bruv
Pfft you're my mysterious luffbruff
#1176 to #1155 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
I know it's not about Thursday, I was pondering the relevance as to why Thursday specifically. Like I was thinking about timeframe wise why pick that day, or was it arbitrary.

Yissss, and that's how I know it's still good cold, cuz it usually cools of quite a bit by the time I'm done savoring it.
#1177 to #1176 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
There's a reason for Thursday.

Iz juss so gewd
#1178 to #1177 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
See that's what I was getting at ;v

Yisssss

Unrelated just saw this
#1179 to #1178 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
I knuuuuuuuuu

Ohgodwhat
#1180 to #1179 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
I have no clue what it's referencing just thought it was funny

"My mom"
#1181 to #1180 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

Guess you stopped trying to figure it out?
#1182 to #1181 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Sad but kinda funny reference

I dunt wanna pressure you so I'll wait
#1183 to #1182 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]


It's not pressuring >.>
#1184 to #1183 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]


Okie, then tell me faggit <~<
#1185 to #1184 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
I love that one.

Try harder! Whether it be begging, complaining, guessing, name calling, lewd, or otherwise.
#1186 to #1185 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
It's about a game isn't it and you refuse to tell me cuz you don't love me you meanie. ;3
#1187 to #1186 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
It's not about a game but oh my god T_T
#1188 to #1187 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
I don't mean it I did it cuz you said try harder bb dunt cry ;=;
#1189 to #1188 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
I could just come out and say it but I wanna see you try hardeerrrr
#1190 to #1189 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
You're such a heartless bruv

That pic would be cuter without the piercings ;3
#1191 to #1190 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Okay this is too painful.
I'm older on Friday.


Do you want me to edit them out?
#1192 to #1191 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Sorry :c
Oohh yayy was wondering when your birthday was :3
You turning 20?


Nah I could. One of the few things I could actually do ;v
#1193 to #1192 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
T_T
Were you going to ask?
Yeah.


Did it tho
#1194 to #1193 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
:C
Yeah was gonna ask about it cuz I knew your birthday was in November based on some content thing a while ago
Noice <3


Cute in sweatshirt tho :3
#1195 to #1194 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
I knew you would see that and was wondering when you'd show curiosity. Yeah. Younger but still the dom in the bromo relationship. ;v

Yiss :3
#1156 to #1155 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Yeah it was long.
And is oki about that reply ;3

It was aight. Dunno if I told you this already but the wasps we're working with are parasites of the house fly, so the crosses we set up last week had fly pupae with them, so we broke the pupae open today. Sometimes there's just wasp pupae inside but not all them grow at the same rate so sometimes there's larva inside and they get crushed and is eugh >~<
Fitting pic

What you been doing tho
#1157 to #1156 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
I know I am, you enjoyed it.
<3

Seems mean but interesting.
Yas.

Just burned a CD for my car, and I'm awaiting the weekend.

What are you up to now? You gotta eat D:
#1158 to #1157 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Always

Eh *shrug*
I tried to get a picture through the scope cuz they're cool up close but the camera needs to line up like perfectly so it's difficult D:
We also prepared a genetic analysis for some plants but that wasn't as interesting

Sooooon D:

Saw Krazy on TF2 so I'm hoppin on there for a bit. Gonna listen to new GG uploads in background. Semi related, last night some dude with an Umbreon avatar and spray was nonstop talking and complaining about all the lewd sprays, so I made a (Y) Umbreon spray, Krazy thought that was funny.
#1159 to #1158 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Hehe~

I know it's just insects and realistically it doesn't matter, but what I mean by it is that it sounds kinda brutal since they're not even hatched ya know?

Yas, soooooon.

Lol and yiss.

Markiplier continued Undertale!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPS5QDcQRoo
Link if ya care.
#1160 to #1159 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
You talkin about the wasps or the flies?

Can't wait D:

I actually already watched it ;v
Cuz I like seeing people play it
#1161 to #1160 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter. Just continue your Brutal Biology 101.

I can tho.

Well **** .
#1162 to #1161 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]


Superhuman patience Jk I knu

Thanks anyway tho bruv <3

#1163 to #1162 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
;D

I'm patient! Some things should be fast tho.

<3
Did you eat yet? You didn't reply to that.
#1164 to #1163 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Nah I'm patient too was just jokin.

Oh, derp. Yeah I did. Ate Subway after lab before I went back to dorm.
#1165 to #1164 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
No I knuu

Okie gewd.
#1166 to #1165 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Okie.

Decided since I'm eating there so often I'mma try new stuff when I do ;v
You eat yet?
#1167 to #1166 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Imma drop some information on you on Thursday if you don't get it out of me sooner ;P Cuz I'm a mega meanie.

New stuff is gewd, but it's also awesome when you find your thing.
Yas. I had seasoned tri-tip sirloin,sounds fancy but it's just a costco item, super gewd tho. mashed potatoes and mixed vegetables(so many carrots yisss)
#1168 to #1167 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
D:
Hmm Thursday

The bacon chicken ranch melt thing I had last time was pretty gewd, but I'm goin a lot so I'mma try stuff.
That sounds better tho.
#1169 to #1168 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
Here's a hint, I'm dropping it ON Thursday. Or sooner if you persuade me. I'll probably start to feel bad and just tell you ;P

Take me with youuuu I wanna try stuff.
It's sooooo geeewwwdd
#1170 to #1169 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Yeah that's what I was thinking about, like why Thursday must have something to do with what it is... Hmm

I've got the allowance might as well spend it
I'd rather have that
#1171 to #1170 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
yfw reading da hint

Just buy yourself a "One of Everything"

Then come over! There's still some left.
#1172 to #1171 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
What about it? Don't feel bad, we're patient remember? ;3

Most overloaded sammich ever

But it'll be cold by the time I get over D:
#1173 to #1172 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
I just meant it threw you off and you were trying to figure out what the hint could mean :s

It wouldn't even be a sammich anymore, just a mess.

Not even joking, it tastes just as good.
#1174 to #1173 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
I still don't know ;v

Yeah I know, we make tri tip sometimes at home and I slice it as thin as possible so I can have it for longer ;v
#1175 to #1174 - yiffcario (11/04/2015) [-]
I'm telling you on Thursday, doesn't mean it's about Thursday. ;s

Thin slice best slice.
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