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#124 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled image ** 01/09/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 17 0
#38 - Maybe I was tumblrtards just infuriate me 01/09/2016 on Compilation of funny... 0
#34 - Perfect 365 i think haha 01/09/2016 on lil old kid +1
#121 - Comment deleted 01/09/2016 on (untitled) 0
#3 - Not really the doctor on fam guy got really bad the last 8 9 … 01/09/2016 on Arrested development 0
#26 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on (untitled) -35
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#12 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i… 01/08/2016 on Social Justice -1
#5 - no tumblr special lil flowers most jokes are funny. what the …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Compilation of funny... +13
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#15 - garymotherfingoak (01/08/2016) [-]
you're reading too much into it
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#38 - langweilig (01/09/2016) [-]
Maybe I was tumblrtards just infuriate me
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#9 - thefallenlord (01/08/2016) [-]
Ricky Gervais - Father Daughter joke I have no clue why you're being thumbed down. The point of comedy is to push boundaries and that's easily (and imho most efficiently) done with offensive comedy.
#6 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
sir please calm down
#6 - im glad they italicized dairy farm. i wouldnt have gotten the … 01/08/2016 on Milk 0
#42 - most seem pretty bs to me man but i agree with that one too st… 01/08/2016 on 100% reliable science -1
#19 - WHERE THE **** IS ANY OF THEIR CONSCIOUSNESS THEYRE …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/08/2016 on toy story +1
#22 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh well, would you like to point out to the class the location of the human conciousness? And explain exactly what it is.
#25 - someoneforamoment (01/08/2016) [-]
If you were asking about the soul it would be a tad trickier.
#28 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
That's the brain, we're asking about actual "conciousness". Something that isn't there when you're dead, or even just in a vegetative state but still alive. Something that exists in humans but not in animals.
#29 - someoneforamoment (01/10/2016) [-]
That's in the brain. Human consciousness is like an OS. It's nothing more than a pattern that needs a medium to reside in.
#24 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Well it's technically in the brain, since that is the part that makes all the smaller parts work by sending out impulses based on data it analyzes, isn't it?
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#20 - KEpToK (01/08/2016) [-]
Who's fucking who now? Did you watch a different Toy Story than the rest of us?
#11 - OOOOOMMMMGGGGG SO ******* SMOOTH **** TUMBLR OH FUUUUCK 01/08/2016 on smooth +10
#21 - makes sense. if it was possible that would make america great … 01/08/2016 on Jojo spoilers 0
#20 - my gf found an app that puts makeup on pictures. IM THRILLED..…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2016 on lil old kid +3
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#32 - privatepumpanickel (01/08/2016) [-]
You are the epitome of Coy.
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#28 - dannyzapdos (01/08/2016) [-]
App name? Spill the beans bruh
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#34 - langweilig (01/09/2016) [-]
Perfect 365 i think haha
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#23 - gabsmatags (01/08/2016) [-]
You look kind of beautiful. Huh. Maybe boys should start wearing makeup more regularly.
#283 - i thumb up bad trolls 01/08/2016 on How the 1% Lives .2 0
#109 - Thanks! and dummy was playful I love you  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on like spaghetti 0
#110 - secretdestroyers (01/08/2016) [-]
#107 - No you the other dummy  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on like spaghetti 0
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#108 - secretdestroyers (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh. it is j-law
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#109 - langweilig (01/08/2016) [-]
Thanks! and dummy was playful I love you
#110 - secretdestroyers (01/08/2016) [-]
#99 - im stupid and dont know things whos the other bitch. it looks …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on like spaghetti 0
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#106 - secretdestroyers (01/08/2016) [-]
Natalie Dormer, plays Margery Tyrell on Game of Thrones
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#107 - langweilig (01/08/2016) [-]
No you the other dummy
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#108 - secretdestroyers (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh. it is j-law
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#109 - langweilig (01/08/2016) [-]
Thanks! and dummy was playful I love you
#110 - secretdestroyers (01/08/2016) [-]
#304 - but shes attractive so its ok. also i give kylo some slack bec…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on TFA alternate endings 0
#320 - theinvisibletheift (01/08/2016) [-]
I agree that Kylo was wounded and was likely not as effective as he could have been. However, he was also beating Rey despite being wounded. Up until she closed her eyes and heard the word force. Then she fucking destroyed him. Which should not have happened. I understand the desperate times thing, but honestly?

Other than that, the initial failure of the New Jedi Order through Kylo is something pretty believable. In the expanded universe, something similar almost happened on Yavin IV. The ghost of Exar Kun almost destroyed the NJO with Kyp Durron and the Sun Crusher. Anyway, expanded universe aside (may it rest in the force), seduced by a master, Kylo upholds the rule of two and has an interesting storyline. He actively rejects the light, seeking to be corrupted. This is an interesting plot point, because normally the dark seeks a jedi out. To have a goal of corruption makes him interesting because he is a departure from the norm. He recognizes the light inside him, and while he is angry and lost as most Dark Jedi are, he seeks to destroy the light. Not with the goal of making good fall, but to make himself pure.

Now on to Rey.

People use Luke as an example of a Gary Stu to counter Rey's Mary Sue. A few problems with that: Obi Wan taught Luke some rudimentary force techniques, such as sensing a target. Nothing crazy, but he could block a blaster bolt, and ultimately (with Ben's guidance) used the same technique to get the timing down for the targeting of his proton torpedoes and thus helped coin the term TRD (trench run disease). A very simple force enhanced timing technique was used. Nothing more. He was not a God who succeeded in everything he tried. Even with Yoda's instruction, he was hasty and fucked up by facing Vader at Bespin. Between Ep.V and Ep.VI , there are a few years in which he discovered a lot of hidden Jedi lore, including a few holocrons, that were able to further instruct him. The Jedi Temple on Coruscant was raided, but some of the librarians were able to smuggle them out. They held not only teachings, but entire simulations of the Jedi counsel. These simulations, while obviously not the real thing, held the personages of the masters of the counsel, among other Jedi Masters, and were able to instruct him in the ways of the force and he learned enough to lead a desperate battle against the Emperor that ended at Endor. Through his training, he had the strength of will to succeed.

A poor scavenger slave is somehow miraculously able to pilot a ship she thought was scrap through the wreckage of star destroyers to evade TIE's, even pulling a fucking mid air stall that let a disabled, locked, stationary gun blow it to shit. An amazing sequence, don't get me wrong (the fucking aerial sequences blew my goddamn mind), but completely fucking unbelievable. I understand her knowledge of mechanics from scavenging that let them not die from coolant poisoning, but come the fuck on. Pulling shit apart and flying shit are two very different things. She wasn't even a service tech who would move them around.

Finn, on the other hand, I thought was done somewhat well. He came from a developed remnant of the crumbled Empire that had turned into a second Empire calling itself the First Order. He was a stolen child who obviously didn't have a lasting brainwash. He was able to recognize wrong and fight it within himself, but lacked the strength to fight it in others. He found something worth protecting in Rey (yay friendship), and did what he could to protect his only friend, but until the assault on the Starkiller he was terrified of the death he saw inflicted on and had done to others and sought to run from it. When he realized that to fight death was to make death itself flee, he found a noble cause to fight for. Not the best character in the world, but it's believable.

But Rey? Fuck Rey.

That turned into a bit more of a rant than I expected.






Oh. And CPT. Phasma. That character had no goddamn point. At all.
#8 - ooh she was chunky. i feel you there brother 01/08/2016 on The real questions 0
#6 - just write a book brotato  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on The real questions +1
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#7 - stankebottoms (01/08/2016) [-]
Seriously, I should stop, I could go on for hours, like I'm sitting in my den, in a smoking jacket, cigarette in hand, and a half glass of brandy, wistfully reminiscing about the chunky slut with too much foundation who was the first to gobble my nob.
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#8 - langweilig (01/08/2016) [-]
ooh she was chunky. i feel you there brother
#4 - this is also strangely beautiful and tragically sad.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2016 on The real questions +1
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#5 - stankebottoms (01/08/2016) [-]
Sad, yes, but long enough in the past that it is no longer painful..

Her name was Candi.

Candi, with an "I". Perhaps, still with an "I", but now, without a "me".
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#6 - langweilig (01/08/2016) [-]
just write a book brotato
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#7 - stankebottoms (01/08/2016) [-]
Seriously, I should stop, I could go on for hours, like I'm sitting in my den, in a smoking jacket, cigarette in hand, and a half glass of brandy, wistfully reminiscing about the chunky slut with too much foundation who was the first to gobble my nob.
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#8 - langweilig (01/08/2016) [-]
ooh she was chunky. i feel you there brother
#1 - thinking back i bet seth mcfarlane copied this with the doctor…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Arrested development 0
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#2 - gotbannedicusvile (01/08/2016) [-]
The doctor form Family guy was around way before this show aired.
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#3 - langweilig (01/09/2016) [-]
Not really the doctor on fam guy got really bad the last 8 9 years. Arrested was in 2002 sooo
#4 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i… 01/08/2016 on RIP Bunny :( +4
#2 - why is this strangely beautiful?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/08/2016 on The real questions +3
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#3 - stankebottoms (01/08/2016) [-]
The sad truth is, this is paraphrasing the naive romantic notion I held about my first sexual relationship. It turns out, however, that she was also "becoming one soul" with two other guys at the time. So, she had not only taken my virginity, but my innocence as well.
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#4 - langweilig (01/08/2016) [-]
this is also strangely beautiful and tragically sad.
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#5 - stankebottoms (01/08/2016) [-]
Sad, yes, but long enough in the past that it is no longer painful..

Her name was Candi.

Candi, with an "I". Perhaps, still with an "I", but now, without a "me".
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#6 - langweilig (01/08/2016) [-]
just write a book brotato
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#7 - stankebottoms (01/08/2016) [-]
Seriously, I should stop, I could go on for hours, like I'm sitting in my den, in a smoking jacket, cigarette in hand, and a half glass of brandy, wistfully reminiscing about the chunky slut with too much foundation who was the first to gobble my nob.
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#8 - langweilig (01/08/2016) [-]
ooh she was chunky. i feel you there brother

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User avatar #36 to #35 - muffincannibal (12/30/2015) [-]
YOU USED THE SAME IMAGE TWICE?
User avatar #37 to #36 - hitlerisgod (12/30/2015) [-]
YOU'RE SO LATE
User avatar #38 to #37 - muffincannibal (12/30/2015) [-]
WELL **** I DON'T INSPECT EVERY PROFILE PICTURE TO SEE IF YOU USE THE SAME HITLER **** .
User avatar #39 to #38 - hitlerisgod (12/30/2015) [-]
I USED IT FOR EVERY SINGLE PICTURE LOL

4k PROFILES TO POST ON, NO ******* WAY IN HELL AM I GIVING EVERYONE A DIFFERENT HITLER
#30 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
I just read some recent Badgers news, Joel Stave still starting over Bart Houston...
User avatar #32 to #30 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
also hows your defense supposed to be this year?
User avatar #33 to #32 - saltyfries (08/22/2015) [-]
apparently REALLY good, some linebackers are hurt but their backups are really good so we have depth.
User avatar #34 to #33 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
then i think youll upset bama. they replace EVERYONE on offense. stop derrick henry and youll get it i think at least
User avatar #31 to #30 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
rofl...why? do you want to lose? unfortunate
#23 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
hey just wondering if you're a fan of any other college teams? because I really like North Dakota State and it's a shame that the B1G is eliminating FCS competition starting next year, when NDSU was supposed to play Iowa. I think they realized that Iowa can't win and wanted to avoid embarrassment one more time given Minnesota can't beat these guys. This team is on FIRE in the FCS!
User avatar #24 to #23 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
oh dude yeah ndsu could beat a lot of fbs teams. im almost certain theyd beat iowa haha theyre nasty. but i like the gamecocks but thats mainly just because most my life i have lived in south carolina.
User avatar #25 to #24 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
NDSU has just been badass since their entrance to FCS since 2004, they're the first team to win 4 consecutive FCS titles, 5 consecutive wins against FBS teams (including K-State, Minnesota, Iowa State), 8-3 overall vs FBS (that's just disgusting), John Crockett their RB is a Packer, Brock Jensen unfortunately a free agent I believe which sucks cuz I thought he was fantastic and a great leader (from Waupaca, WI).
User avatar #26 to #25 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
You think theyll try to get into the fbs? because that is pretty damn ridiculous. i remember the college gameday guys went to ndsu games a couple times the last few years. pretty awesome
User avatar #28 to #26 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
also they're overdue for FBS, at least Mountain West, hell I'd say bring them to the B1G! They could beat a multitude of teams here!
User avatar #27 to #26 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
twice the College Football Live guys went there, they said it was the best 2 shows they ever did. College GameDay hour 1 NDSU vs UIW this was last season, delaware state i couldn't find. Here's their big win though against k-state which was unreal Greatest Drive in NDSU History vs. Kansas State
User avatar #29 to #27 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
thats pretty awesome. i def remember that kstate game. i cant remember what game i was watching i feel like ohio state has a big game that day or something but they kept doing score updates on ndsu and i was just like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! rofl i bet theyd win the mountain west. down to them or boise probably
User avatar #6 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
What part of SC, by the way, man? I used to live in Spartanburg.
User avatar #7 to #6 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh **** nice. small world. Im from aiken. i went to lander actually
User avatar #8 to #7 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
Nice, nice. I only lived there for a short while. From Pamona, California to Spartanburg, South Carolina by the time I was 6, been in Georgia for 17 years now - Cartersville, up near the Tennessee border.
User avatar #9 to #8 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
my brother lives in memphis. i feel like i go through cartersville to get there. maybe. i cant remember haha havent been in a while but awesome!
User avatar #10 to #9 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
I know there's a road that goes through Cartersville that will lead you directly into I believe Knoxville or Nashville...I don't remember which. Not sure about Memphis, haha. Definitely!
User avatar #11 to #10 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
Thats whats up. I dont remember. I rode with my parents last time i went so i dont remember. Small world though for sure
#5 - profssortwntyight (01/30/2015) [-]
I am in germany atm :|
User avatar #1 - capslockrage ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
So are we besties?
User avatar #2 to #1 - langweilig (11/12/2014) [-]
NO I ******* HATE YOU!!!

jk jk we're good dude its the internet! if we didnt get into heated arguments over ice cream and milk then we arent internetting correctly haha
User avatar #3 to #2 - capslockrage ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, ice cream and milk isn't some petty matter, it's some serious ****
User avatar #4 to #3 - langweilig (11/12/2014) [-]
dont **** around with milk. because milk comes from titties and thats just awesome
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