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#9 - what does doing laundry while someone is in the shower have an…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Doing Laundry When Someone... +3
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#12 - soulessbody (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm guessing it's refering to the washing machine needing hot water when doing laundry and there's not enough hot water for shower & washing machine at the same time
#10 - namingisdifficult (01/11/2016) [-]
In some houses you can mess with the shower water's temperature by doing things like running the taps, using the dishwasher or doing your laundry.
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#11 - langweilig (01/11/2016) [-]
ohhh ok thanks!
#10 - nice thumb up bad trolls with me everyone! 01/11/2016 on maybaline 0
#11 - Comment deleted 01/11/2016 on baby slave owner -1
#15 - yeah its not bad for a yearly salary you dumb dumb im thumbing…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Tinder 0
#21 - yusatatsuaki (01/11/2016) [-]
how much of your yearly salary do you keep?
you lose roughly 30% to taxes right off the bat.
How much do you spend on housing, food, entertainment, student loan repayment, ect?
If you are saving 20-30% of what you make, you are in a strong position.
You are looking at 4-5 years of saving there for a fairly high paying single income person, right out of college. I mean this mother fucker can put a 10% down payment on a million dollar home, and pay the monthly bill with ease.

tl:dr you just exposed yourself as someone who is retarded and/or too young to know better. 100k in the bank is nothing to sneeze at.
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#23 - langweilig (01/11/2016) [-]
plus im agreeing with them...its a lot a of money....
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#22 - langweilig (01/11/2016) [-]
do you have a sense of humor? calm the fuck down dude
#32 - so i learned today that veterans are assholes im joking … 01/11/2016 on If veterans narrated disney +1
#64 - i want shanes gf 01/11/2016 on Love Letters 0
#106 - youre 25 why the **** are you having a party? am i miss…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Nobody came to his party 0
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#112 - gmarrox (01/11/2016) [-]
I mean I haven't done parties since I was like 10, but I still get a cake and hang out with friends if I can.
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#114 - langweilig (01/11/2016) [-]
i feel you so i think the word party just threw me off. like i imagine a bunch of kids at a bowling alley or something. idk haha
#38 - jordan reed had a pretty good 1h catch today too 01/11/2016 on That Catch 0
#37 - ok but that vid of mike trout is of him catching a ball not hi… 01/11/2016 on That Catch 0
#5 - but can mike trout do this?  [+] (18 new replies) 01/10/2016 on That Catch +42
#29 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Hardest thing to do in sports is to consistently hit a baseball. Go try it if you haven't
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#37 - langweilig (01/11/2016) [-]
ok but that vid of mike trout is of him catching a ball not hitting so i too showed a video of hitting...whats your point?
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#30 - StewieGGriffin (01/11/2016) [-]
Have you tried any of sports? And-1s in basketball are difficult, catches like the ones in the video are pretty difficult, and there are other things in many sports that are so difficult they rarely happen. Also I think what the guy did in the video is harder than hitting a baseball consistently. If you're right then I'm sorry but its just hard to believe that something that happens so often in a game is the hardest thing to do in sports.
#35 - assholy (01/11/2016) [-]
I think the key word in anon's comment is "consistently".

That said, I don't know that that's actually true, I consistently hit the ball after the second strike almost everytime I batted in my highschool team. Though since these other events happen so rarely, it's harder to compare.
#39 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
u weren't facing mlb-caliber pitching either
#10 - floofydraggin (01/10/2016) [-]
Doug Baldwin can.


Sorry for the terrible quality.
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#38 - langweilig (01/11/2016) [-]
jordan reed had a pretty good 1h catch today too
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#27 - frogthekermit (01/11/2016) [-]
odell's catch was still way more impressive. only used fingertips to catch it high and behind his head, tighter coverage and got fouled on the play, much longer pass (for TD)
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#17 - lifewaster (01/11/2016) [-]
wasn't this from today's game?
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#18 - floofydraggin (01/11/2016) [-]
It was!
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#19 - lifewaster (01/11/2016) [-]
didnt see it from that angle but it was a great catch, seahawks had a pretty good turnaround going for the win
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#20 - floofydraggin (01/11/2016) [-]
Agreed. I've been a Broncos fan my entire sportsfan life so I was rooting hard against the Seahawks but they managed to make a crazy comeback (secretly hoping for Superbowl rematch). Can't help but feel horrible for Walsh and all the Vikes fans though.
#33 - toohntown (01/11/2016) [-]
Don't feel sorry for us Vikings fans... we're used to it.
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#21 - lifewaster (01/11/2016) [-]
not much of a sports fan but when i watch football i usually root for the team that my family goes for, buckeye's for my home state and for pro its steelers (bengals fucked up a lot last night and steelers took advantage over it.) any other game i just pick a team and wait for the turnout, i also root for teams in states my relatives live in
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#22 - floofydraggin (01/11/2016) [-]
I feel you. I haven't been much into College but the recent fantasy sports stuff has gotten me a little more interested and I'm starting to see why people like it. Seems to be faster and with more spectacular plays.

Ugh Steelers. I had them pegged to not even make the playoffs this year and they've made a fool of me. The Broncos get to play them next and It's sketchy because the last time they played them the Steelers came back with Antonio Brown and ended up winning. Should be a good game though!
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#23 - lifewaster (01/11/2016) [-]
after the spearing brown got last game it would be a miracle if he can perform well in denver. we'll have to wait and see though.

i remember some years back the steelers were great and won almost all of there games, past few years they have just sucked, especially when they lost to the browns. hoping to see them pick it up
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#24 - floofydraggin (01/11/2016) [-]
Ugh that hit was stupid unfair. I'm aware that Giovanni Bernard took a huge hit from a Steelers LB but there was just no excuse for that hit on Brown. I heard he was concussed so hopefully it isn't lingering. Ben took a big hit in that game too and it would just be sad if they weren't at 100 percent to play Denver.
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#25 - lifewaster (01/11/2016) [-]
bens hit caused him to toss all those short passes as they struggled to reach field goal distance. benard got hit bad but i saw it as a positioning issue while going for the tackle he had to correct his stance so he wouldn't miss, his head happened to be in the wrong place. the hit to brown was full force and i did't see and attempt to put his shoulder out first. that 30 yard penalty saved them. hoping they have a quick recovery.
#6 - its been out for lie 3 weeks now  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on kylo and han +6
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#10 - mrchrisker (01/11/2016) [-]
agreeable the people that truly want to see a movie/game see it with in the first week or so i personally think it's fine to write about by now
#4 - try not stuttering. show some sort of confidence. look her in … 01/10/2016 on tfw autism kicks in 0
#28 - yes hes def an asshole 01/10/2016 on people are assholes +19
#85 - id press the **** out of it 01/10/2016 on Will you K-Pop? 0
#59 - my god that is genius 01/10/2016 on happy ending +3
#58 - hahahaahahahaha there is zero chance this actually happened. g… 01/10/2016 on happy ending 0
#90 - fed up? thats ******* hilarious. get a sense of humor 01/10/2016 on wife gets cucked +3
#3 - thats a pretty damn funny story. if you ever do tell her you g…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Embarrassing story 0
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#5 - stekebees (01/09/2016) [-]
I have more.. I mean my parents weren't that sneaky and I wasn't that stupid
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#1 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on How i met your mother abridged +56
#13 - pernis (01/10/2016) [-]
They stole an arm? Did the person they stole from ever get it back?
#11 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Hair color black, hair color brown... um, okay.
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#4 - ygdosst (01/10/2016) [-]
Holy sweet mother of god. That roll.
#1 - bears are learning. i like bears 01/09/2016 on spooky as fuck +1
#1 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i… 01/09/2016 on candy +2
#1 - rofl just ask her. how old are you now?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Embarrassing story 0
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#2 - stekebees (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm 25 but let's just say from what I saw my mom's a freak but I'm pretty sure she does not want to talk about it
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#3 - langweilig (01/09/2016) [-]
thats a pretty damn funny story. if you ever do tell her you gotta let me know what she says
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#5 - stekebees (01/09/2016) [-]
I have more.. I mean my parents weren't that sneaky and I wasn't that stupid
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User avatar #36 to #35 - muffincannibal (12/30/2015) [-]
YOU USED THE SAME IMAGE TWICE?
User avatar #37 to #36 - hitlerisgod (12/30/2015) [-]
YOU'RE SO LATE
User avatar #38 to #37 - muffincannibal (12/30/2015) [-]
WELL **** I DON'T INSPECT EVERY PROFILE PICTURE TO SEE IF YOU USE THE SAME HITLER **** .
User avatar #39 to #38 - hitlerisgod (12/30/2015) [-]
I USED IT FOR EVERY SINGLE PICTURE LOL

4k PROFILES TO POST ON, NO ******* WAY IN HELL AM I GIVING EVERYONE A DIFFERENT HITLER
#30 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
I just read some recent Badgers news, Joel Stave still starting over Bart Houston...
User avatar #32 to #30 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
also hows your defense supposed to be this year?
User avatar #33 to #32 - saltyfries (08/22/2015) [-]
apparently REALLY good, some linebackers are hurt but their backups are really good so we have depth.
User avatar #34 to #33 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
then i think youll upset bama. they replace EVERYONE on offense. stop derrick henry and youll get it i think at least
User avatar #31 to #30 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
rofl...why? do you want to lose? unfortunate
#23 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
hey just wondering if you're a fan of any other college teams? because I really like North Dakota State and it's a shame that the B1G is eliminating FCS competition starting next year, when NDSU was supposed to play Iowa. I think they realized that Iowa can't win and wanted to avoid embarrassment one more time given Minnesota can't beat these guys. This team is on FIRE in the FCS!
User avatar #24 to #23 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
oh dude yeah ndsu could beat a lot of fbs teams. im almost certain theyd beat iowa haha theyre nasty. but i like the gamecocks but thats mainly just because most my life i have lived in south carolina.
User avatar #25 to #24 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
NDSU has just been badass since their entrance to FCS since 2004, they're the first team to win 4 consecutive FCS titles, 5 consecutive wins against FBS teams (including K-State, Minnesota, Iowa State), 8-3 overall vs FBS (that's just disgusting), John Crockett their RB is a Packer, Brock Jensen unfortunately a free agent I believe which sucks cuz I thought he was fantastic and a great leader (from Waupaca, WI).
User avatar #26 to #25 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
You think theyll try to get into the fbs? because that is pretty damn ridiculous. i remember the college gameday guys went to ndsu games a couple times the last few years. pretty awesome
User avatar #28 to #26 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
also they're overdue for FBS, at least Mountain West, hell I'd say bring them to the B1G! They could beat a multitude of teams here!
User avatar #27 to #26 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
twice the College Football Live guys went there, they said it was the best 2 shows they ever did. College GameDay hour 1 NDSU vs UIW this was last season, delaware state i couldn't find. Here's their big win though against k-state which was unreal Greatest Drive in NDSU History vs. Kansas State
User avatar #29 to #27 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
thats pretty awesome. i def remember that kstate game. i cant remember what game i was watching i feel like ohio state has a big game that day or something but they kept doing score updates on ndsu and i was just like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! rofl i bet theyd win the mountain west. down to them or boise probably
User avatar #6 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
What part of SC, by the way, man? I used to live in Spartanburg.
User avatar #7 to #6 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh **** nice. small world. Im from aiken. i went to lander actually
User avatar #8 to #7 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
Nice, nice. I only lived there for a short while. From Pamona, California to Spartanburg, South Carolina by the time I was 6, been in Georgia for 17 years now - Cartersville, up near the Tennessee border.
User avatar #9 to #8 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
my brother lives in memphis. i feel like i go through cartersville to get there. maybe. i cant remember haha havent been in a while but awesome!
User avatar #10 to #9 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
I know there's a road that goes through Cartersville that will lead you directly into I believe Knoxville or Nashville...I don't remember which. Not sure about Memphis, haha. Definitely!
User avatar #11 to #10 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
Thats whats up. I dont remember. I rode with my parents last time i went so i dont remember. Small world though for sure
#5 - profssortwntyight (01/30/2015) [-]
I am in germany atm :|
User avatar #1 - capslockrage ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
So are we besties?
User avatar #2 to #1 - langweilig (11/12/2014) [-]
NO I ******* HATE YOU!!!

jk jk we're good dude its the internet! if we didnt get into heated arguments over ice cream and milk then we arent internetting correctly haha
User avatar #3 to #2 - capslockrage ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, ice cream and milk isn't some petty matter, it's some serious ****
User avatar #4 to #3 - langweilig (11/12/2014) [-]
dont **** around with milk. because milk comes from titties and thats just awesome
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