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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:4/01/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#1 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i… 01/12/2016 on Am I late? -4
#1 - PIZZA PIZZA 01/12/2016 on Skiing accident +8
#3 - well yeah who wouldnt **** jessica rabbit  [+] (15 new replies) 01/12/2016 on 90% of you guys +31
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#11 - crixuz (01/12/2016) [-]
be careful not to snap her twig-like torso
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#29 - stifflimb (11 hours ago) [-]
Toons can take one hell of a beating m8, just avoid dip
#13 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
**langweilig used "*roll picture*"**
**langweilig rolled image** ill do whatever i wanna be
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#7 - letrollzor (01/12/2016) [-]
Even fags would
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#8 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
and ladies
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#9 - letrollzor (01/12/2016) [-]
Even classy enlightened gentlemen
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#10 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
EVEN YOUR MOM OHHHHHH
#14 - letrollzor (01/12/2016) [-]
REKT! ..... oh wait
#15 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
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**langweilig rolled image** take this. #rekt
#16 - letrollzor (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeah we already know that
#17 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
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**langweilig rolled image** i swear im not gay well maybe a little
#18 - letrollzor (01/12/2016) [-]
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**letrollzor rolled image** You may not be gay but you are definitively a fag
#19 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
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**langweilig rolled image** am not do fags roll images this much? didnt think so
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#4 - psychotayto (01/12/2016) [-]
You mean the pornstar or the cartoon?
#5 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
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**langweilig rolled image** why not both?
#1 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2016 on just felt like celebrating +3
#2 - filledwithdetermin (01/12/2016) [-]
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**filledwithdetermin rolled image**He didn´t do it cause others care.

But I guess it´s hard to tell when you´re boring, right?
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#3 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
i bet thats the face you made when you made that pun with my username haha good roll jerk haha
#5 - filledwithdetermin (01/12/2016) [-]
Of course, thanks fam
#1 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i… 01/12/2016 on Cop accidentally grabs... 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 01/12/2016 on mlady -4
#12 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Look everyone, it's a virgin!

Height has no correlation to either sexes reproductive organs.
#59 - thanxforallthefish (01/13/2016) [-]
Yeah my bf and I are nearly the same height, but no way is he going to be able to go balls deep in me. He is too long (7 inches is not necessarily a good thing folks) and my vagina is like maybe four inches deep, so that thing would slam into my cervix and shatter me. It's a penis and vagina length thing, and i don't think they correspond to height, though i could be wrong
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#121 - onerace (12 hours ago) [-]
You can take. You just have to try. We know you can. we know
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#19 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Not reproductive organs you dingleberry. Average 6' + guys aren't walking around with 10" dicks, and average 5'2" females aren't walking around with 5" deep vaginas.

You need experience.
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#27 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm not trolling, you're just wrong.

There is variation in dick size, and it isn't height - its genetics.

Usually Asians have smaller dicks, and Caucasians have bigger dicks. Height doesn't factor in, they actually average around the same for races without height being a factor.
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#6 - darknak (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm 6'6'' and my girlfriend is 5'11''. i confirm i can't
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#1 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i… 01/12/2016 on mom rides daughter +1
#1 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i… 01/12/2016 on Ref Takedown UFC +1
#1 - Comment deleted 01/12/2016 on A slowly growing side of FJ... -1
#52 - Comment deleted 01/12/2016 on why is the stormtrooper so... -5
#48 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2016 on why is the stormtrooper so... -3
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#50 - Sterski (01/12/2016) [-]
And yet just like youtube comments, I see a quote from the content we all just saw
At least youtube doesn't have rolling for no reason.
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#53 - oh haha i didnt read the descriptions. my bad 01/12/2016 on howhot.io +1
#14 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i… 01/12/2016 on This is war +1
#5 - as an archaeologist i can see the ******* future  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2016 on 2000 years later +53
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#38 - mypickinuraxe (01/13/2016) [-]
It's funny because:
A. They're probably not and archaeologist.
B. That wouldn't happen at all because history is being recorded much more efficiently than in the past and it's highly unlikely that every single record of QR codes will be lost.
#63 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
Unless some apocalyptic shit happens.
#79 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
Or semi-apocalyptic stuff like EMPs or the sun roasting the power grid, causing billions of electronic data to be lost.
#9 - im hyped as **** for the movie but i am not excited abo… 01/12/2016 on Who is Deadpool fallowing... 0
#48 - are you gay 01/12/2016 on howhot.io +1
#24 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2016 on why is the stormtrooper so... -5
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#45 - Sterski (01/12/2016) [-]
It's like I'm in the youtube comments.
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#50 - Sterski (01/12/2016) [-]
And yet just like youtube comments, I see a quote from the content we all just saw
At least youtube doesn't have rolling for no reason.
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#26 - yeah no prob man 01/12/2016 on good guy footballer 0
#24 - ahh ok my bad!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2016 on good guy footballer 0
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#25 - angelious (01/12/2016) [-]
still appreciate you reminding me of the right word tho.
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#26 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
yeah no prob man
#22 - the word youre looking for is foul  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2016 on good guy footballer 0
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#23 - angelious (01/12/2016) [-]
not a native speaker.
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#28 - rockamekishiko (01/12/2016) [-]
of what? it's called the same everywhere
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#30 - angelious (01/12/2016) [-]
english. its called "rike" in my country.


now. i know it might be hard to see. but "foul" and "rike" are actually quite different words when you come down to it.
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#24 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
ahh ok my bad!
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#25 - angelious (01/12/2016) [-]
still appreciate you reminding me of the right word tho.
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#26 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
yeah no prob man
#87 - good lord i want to thumb up bad trolls but jesus dude wtf 01/12/2016 on Discuss +2
#46 - Does anyone read comments? Like 12 people told me I'm an autis…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange +1
#55 - amuzen (01/12/2016) [-]
no one reads those comments because they're stupid so they just post them.
#34 - rofl i see what you did there hahahaha 01/12/2016 on Love the booty 0
#33 - oh well my bad haha 01/12/2016 on Love the booty 0
#29 - you redthumbed me for it sooooooo  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Love the booty 0
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#31 - vexaton (01/12/2016) [-]
Oh and btw your name is pretty boring I had to
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#34 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
rofl i see what you did there hahahaha
#30 - vexaton (01/12/2016) [-]
I didn't... I'm not the only one who thinks you're a dip. I rarely redthumb people.
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#33 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
oh well my bad haha

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User avatar #36 to #35 - muffincannibal (12/30/2015) [-]
YOU USED THE SAME IMAGE TWICE?
User avatar #37 to #36 - hitlerisgod (12/30/2015) [-]
YOU'RE SO LATE
User avatar #38 to #37 - muffincannibal (12/30/2015) [-]
WELL **** I DON'T INSPECT EVERY PROFILE PICTURE TO SEE IF YOU USE THE SAME HITLER **** .
User avatar #39 to #38 - hitlerisgod (12/30/2015) [-]
I USED IT FOR EVERY SINGLE PICTURE LOL

4k PROFILES TO POST ON, NO ******* WAY IN HELL AM I GIVING EVERYONE A DIFFERENT HITLER
#30 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
I just read some recent Badgers news, Joel Stave still starting over Bart Houston...
User avatar #32 to #30 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
also hows your defense supposed to be this year?
User avatar #33 to #32 - saltyfries (08/22/2015) [-]
apparently REALLY good, some linebackers are hurt but their backups are really good so we have depth.
User avatar #34 to #33 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
then i think youll upset bama. they replace EVERYONE on offense. stop derrick henry and youll get it i think at least
User avatar #31 to #30 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
rofl...why? do you want to lose? unfortunate
#23 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
hey just wondering if you're a fan of any other college teams? because I really like North Dakota State and it's a shame that the B1G is eliminating FCS competition starting next year, when NDSU was supposed to play Iowa. I think they realized that Iowa can't win and wanted to avoid embarrassment one more time given Minnesota can't beat these guys. This team is on FIRE in the FCS!
User avatar #24 to #23 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
oh dude yeah ndsu could beat a lot of fbs teams. im almost certain theyd beat iowa haha theyre nasty. but i like the gamecocks but thats mainly just because most my life i have lived in south carolina.
User avatar #25 to #24 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
NDSU has just been badass since their entrance to FCS since 2004, they're the first team to win 4 consecutive FCS titles, 5 consecutive wins against FBS teams (including K-State, Minnesota, Iowa State), 8-3 overall vs FBS (that's just disgusting), John Crockett their RB is a Packer, Brock Jensen unfortunately a free agent I believe which sucks cuz I thought he was fantastic and a great leader (from Waupaca, WI).
User avatar #26 to #25 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
You think theyll try to get into the fbs? because that is pretty damn ridiculous. i remember the college gameday guys went to ndsu games a couple times the last few years. pretty awesome
User avatar #28 to #26 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
also they're overdue for FBS, at least Mountain West, hell I'd say bring them to the B1G! They could beat a multitude of teams here!
User avatar #27 to #26 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
twice the College Football Live guys went there, they said it was the best 2 shows they ever did. College GameDay hour 1 NDSU vs UIW this was last season, delaware state i couldn't find. Here's their big win though against k-state which was unreal Greatest Drive in NDSU History vs. Kansas State
User avatar #29 to #27 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
thats pretty awesome. i def remember that kstate game. i cant remember what game i was watching i feel like ohio state has a big game that day or something but they kept doing score updates on ndsu and i was just like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! rofl i bet theyd win the mountain west. down to them or boise probably
User avatar #6 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
What part of SC, by the way, man? I used to live in Spartanburg.
User avatar #7 to #6 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh **** nice. small world. Im from aiken. i went to lander actually
User avatar #8 to #7 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
Nice, nice. I only lived there for a short while. From Pamona, California to Spartanburg, South Carolina by the time I was 6, been in Georgia for 17 years now - Cartersville, up near the Tennessee border.
User avatar #9 to #8 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
my brother lives in memphis. i feel like i go through cartersville to get there. maybe. i cant remember haha havent been in a while but awesome!
User avatar #10 to #9 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
I know there's a road that goes through Cartersville that will lead you directly into I believe Knoxville or Nashville...I don't remember which. Not sure about Memphis, haha. Definitely!
User avatar #11 to #10 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
Thats whats up. I dont remember. I rode with my parents last time i went so i dont remember. Small world though for sure
#5 - profssortwntyight (01/30/2015) [-]
I am in germany atm :|
User avatar #1 - capslockrage ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
So are we besties?
User avatar #2 to #1 - langweilig (11/12/2014) [-]
NO I ******* HATE YOU!!!

jk jk we're good dude its the internet! if we didnt get into heated arguments over ice cream and milk then we arent internetting correctly haha
User avatar #3 to #2 - capslockrage ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, ice cream and milk isn't some petty matter, it's some serious ****
User avatar #4 to #3 - langweilig (11/12/2014) [-]
dont **** around with milk. because milk comes from titties and thats just awesome
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