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langweilig

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Date Signed Up:4/01/2014
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#10 - i think theyre just made of brain but idk maybe is this … 12/22/2015 on Pen15 +10
#3 - awesome thank you! 12/22/2015 on Why?? 0
#1 - Admin why? 12/21/2015 on Why?? 0
#7 - The fire nation attacked 12/21/2015 on Pen15 +24
#6 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i… 12/21/2015 on Emma Watson vs. Sofia Vergara 0
#14 - ok then. 12/21/2015 on Top Snek +6
#11 - Comment deleted 12/21/2015 on Joker & Batman +2
#12 - pretty basic sarcasm but ok sure tumblr you special lil flower… 12/21/2015 on Matt Murdock and his sass -2
#22 - isnt everyone terrible? 12/21/2015 on Elections +1
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (13 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Pen15 -14
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#12 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/22/2015) [-]
Fucking PEN00?
It's way funnier with PEN15 you dipshit.
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#18 - langweilig (12/22/2015) [-]
i used to have people say wanna join the pen15 club then write penis on my arm. same concept. relax homie itll be ok no need for such anger
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#19 - thefates (12/22/2015) [-]
He said a joke mate.
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#20 - langweilig (12/22/2015) [-]
im not your mate, bro
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#21 - thefates (12/22/2015) [-]
I'm not your bro, pal.
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#22 - xxvampirepriestxx (12/22/2015) [-]
I'm not your pal, buddy.
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#29 - WootBoot (12/22/2015) [-]
I'm not your buddy, guy.
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#11 - allnamesrgone (12/22/2015) [-]
your mom
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#9 - lmOldGreg (12/22/2015) [-]
Are your brains made of poo?
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#10 - langweilig (12/22/2015) [-]
i think theyre just made of brain but idk maybe is this still funny? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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#8 - Einsty (12/22/2015) [-]
Well, the year number has changed, so instead of lame PEN00 it is now PEN15.
#6 - sirlorge (12/21/2015) [-]
Remember 15 years ago when you didn't have a sense of humor? Nothing has changed, except 9/11
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#7 - langweilig (12/21/2015) [-]
The fire nation attacked
#21 - star wars manga? why? 12/21/2015 on Han, I... +2
#9 - why do so many people on tumblr seem to have sneks  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Top Snek +1
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#13 - rmoran (12/21/2015) [-]
If you think pet ownership demographics accurately reflect frontpage content then you must believe just as many people own foxes & pandas & snakes & tigers as they do dogs & cats
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#14 - langweilig (12/21/2015) [-]
ok then.
#20 - the movie was fine. jj played it safe to not piss everyone off… 12/21/2015 on The Force Awakens Opening... 0
#60 - Comment deleted 12/21/2015 on cosplay hoeing -2
#74 - Oh owls kinda scare me  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Knowledge is power +1
#99 - lukashein (12/21/2015) [-]
mah nigga, there's a lot of goetic demons, and i gotta tell you prince Stolas is one of the most friendly-looking of 'em
#32 - who the **** thinks its run you fools? ive never seen a…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Commonly misquoted movie lines +9
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#121 - ratytang (12/21/2015) [-]
when the movie first released people were saying run you fools as fly made no sense so they assumed it was run (it made sense if you knew her meant hurry up) but now the movies have become so popular people know it is fly and no longer say run
#8 - what a way to go though watching that 12/20/2015 on Body heat 0
#36 - ive always said everyone should live a couple beers in. not en… 12/20/2015 on they still cant tell 0
#22 - well thats stupid because the anime is awful 12/20/2015 on He made the right one 0
#33 - why didnt they make out 12/20/2015 on Everyone needs a gym buddy +3
#40 - thats not cool to me its terrifying  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Knowledge is power +1
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#66 - thinemother (12/20/2015) [-]
Why's that? He looks pretty friendly
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#74 - langweilig (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh owls kinda scare me
#99 - lukashein (12/21/2015) [-]
mah nigga, there's a lot of goetic demons, and i gotta tell you prince Stolas is one of the most friendly-looking of 'em
#27 - badass 12/20/2015 on Akuuuuuu 0
#8 - they would just call his parents after one day. hey tumblr goo… 12/20/2015 on What a legend +3
#96 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on (untitled) 0
#103 - iamthepapercut Comment deleted by langweilig
#29 - i dont lol often but this made me lol  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Card Declined +4
#70 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
lol

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User avatar #36 to #35 - muffincannibal (12/30/2015) [-]
YOU USED THE SAME IMAGE TWICE?
User avatar #37 to #36 - hitlerisgod (12/30/2015) [-]
YOU'RE SO LATE
User avatar #38 to #37 - muffincannibal (12/30/2015) [-]
WELL **** I DON'T INSPECT EVERY PROFILE PICTURE TO SEE IF YOU USE THE SAME HITLER **** .
User avatar #39 to #38 - hitlerisgod (12/30/2015) [-]
I USED IT FOR EVERY SINGLE PICTURE LOL

4k PROFILES TO POST ON, NO ******* WAY IN HELL AM I GIVING EVERYONE A DIFFERENT HITLER
#30 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
I just read some recent Badgers news, Joel Stave still starting over Bart Houston...
User avatar #32 to #30 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
also hows your defense supposed to be this year?
User avatar #33 to #32 - saltyfries (08/22/2015) [-]
apparently REALLY good, some linebackers are hurt but their backups are really good so we have depth.
User avatar #34 to #33 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
then i think youll upset bama. they replace EVERYONE on offense. stop derrick henry and youll get it i think at least
User avatar #31 to #30 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
rofl...why? do you want to lose? unfortunate
#23 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
hey just wondering if you're a fan of any other college teams? because I really like North Dakota State and it's a shame that the B1G is eliminating FCS competition starting next year, when NDSU was supposed to play Iowa. I think they realized that Iowa can't win and wanted to avoid embarrassment one more time given Minnesota can't beat these guys. This team is on FIRE in the FCS!
User avatar #24 to #23 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
oh dude yeah ndsu could beat a lot of fbs teams. im almost certain theyd beat iowa haha theyre nasty. but i like the gamecocks but thats mainly just because most my life i have lived in south carolina.
User avatar #25 to #24 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
NDSU has just been badass since their entrance to FCS since 2004, they're the first team to win 4 consecutive FCS titles, 5 consecutive wins against FBS teams (including K-State, Minnesota, Iowa State), 8-3 overall vs FBS (that's just disgusting), John Crockett their RB is a Packer, Brock Jensen unfortunately a free agent I believe which sucks cuz I thought he was fantastic and a great leader (from Waupaca, WI).
User avatar #26 to #25 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
You think theyll try to get into the fbs? because that is pretty damn ridiculous. i remember the college gameday guys went to ndsu games a couple times the last few years. pretty awesome
User avatar #28 to #26 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
also they're overdue for FBS, at least Mountain West, hell I'd say bring them to the B1G! They could beat a multitude of teams here!
User avatar #27 to #26 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
twice the College Football Live guys went there, they said it was the best 2 shows they ever did. College GameDay hour 1 NDSU vs UIW this was last season, delaware state i couldn't find. Here's their big win though against k-state which was unreal Greatest Drive in NDSU History vs. Kansas State
User avatar #29 to #27 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
thats pretty awesome. i def remember that kstate game. i cant remember what game i was watching i feel like ohio state has a big game that day or something but they kept doing score updates on ndsu and i was just like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! rofl i bet theyd win the mountain west. down to them or boise probably
User avatar #6 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
What part of SC, by the way, man? I used to live in Spartanburg.
User avatar #7 to #6 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh **** nice. small world. Im from aiken. i went to lander actually
User avatar #8 to #7 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
Nice, nice. I only lived there for a short while. From Pamona, California to Spartanburg, South Carolina by the time I was 6, been in Georgia for 17 years now - Cartersville, up near the Tennessee border.
User avatar #9 to #8 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
my brother lives in memphis. i feel like i go through cartersville to get there. maybe. i cant remember haha havent been in a while but awesome!
User avatar #10 to #9 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
I know there's a road that goes through Cartersville that will lead you directly into I believe Knoxville or Nashville...I don't remember which. Not sure about Memphis, haha. Definitely!
User avatar #11 to #10 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
Thats whats up. I dont remember. I rode with my parents last time i went so i dont remember. Small world though for sure
#5 - profssortwntyight (01/30/2015) [-]
I am in germany atm :|
User avatar #1 - capslockrage ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
So are we besties?
User avatar #2 to #1 - langweilig (11/12/2014) [-]
NO I ******* HATE YOU!!!

jk jk we're good dude its the internet! if we didnt get into heated arguments over ice cream and milk then we arent internetting correctly haha
User avatar #3 to #2 - capslockrage ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, ice cream and milk isn't some petty matter, it's some serious ****
User avatar #4 to #3 - langweilig (11/12/2014) [-]
dont **** around with milk. because milk comes from titties and thats just awesome
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