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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:4/01/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#2 - dont ******* skate in the road you assholes *******…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/30/2015 on NSX Car Driver VS. Skater +464
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#3 - yourdeadfetus (12/30/2015) [-]
whats worse is they suck if they were good id be a lil less mad
#37 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
tre flips are hard, dickhead
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#90 - bigswingingrichard (12/30/2015) [-]
Not really. Maybe if you skated more than once a fucking week you would realize that you lazy faggot. I'd bet that you are the type of faggot that does a few kickflips and boardslides and sends in a sponsor tape, then questions why you aren't pro.
#45 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
lol ok m8. Dont forget your helmet and pads the next time your mommy takes you to the skate park.
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#111 - oceanfrank (12/30/2015) [-]
This is almost better than seeing Koreans roast Japanese people on 4chan
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#78 - drpenguinz (12/30/2015) [-]
the roast be real
#48 - smartythechicken (12/30/2015) [-]
i dont know shit about skating, but god damn that was a good quality roast
#129 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
that was an insult not a roast
#131 - smartythechicken (12/31/2015) [-]
your face is an insult
roast enough 4 u?
#13 - i see your point but ending on your own terms is admirablle to…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Final thanks +5
#54 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
How about doing something ridiculously dangerous? Become a legend or die trying (and possibly become a legend anyway)
#12 - remember that green text where the guy puts a brick on the gas… 12/30/2015 on Final thanks +7
#6 - he fought a janitor...who the hell cares? i feel like im the o… 12/30/2015 on Tr-8r > Boba Fett 0
#7 - this is going to sound sarcastic as **** but its not. t… 12/30/2015 on Cringe drinking 0
#5 - Comment deleted 12/30/2015 on Differences between men and... -3
#5 - Comment deleted 12/30/2015 on ice coffee -3
#9 - well roys game is only in japan 12/30/2015 on FF7 contrast 0
#3 - terrible idea. guys will continue to hit on you because that i…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Rpg responses +237
#72 - genepool (12/30/2015) [-]
Awesome if you like girls who act autistic.
#73 - Bobtheblob (12/30/2015) [-]
That just means we'll have something in common.
#74 - swonnr (12/31/2015) [-]
You made me laugh
Then reality hit.
#48 - goodername (12/30/2015) [-]
You have to make sure that you get all the dialogue from her.
#28 - ratseverywhere (12/30/2015) [-]
That is the plan.
#7 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
>Video Game women create unhealthy idealized male fantasies of women that promotes male gaze and harassing behavior

>Let's stop guys from hitting on us by acting like women from video games.
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#47 - leifbunny (12/30/2015) [-]
>implying everyone on tumblr is exactly the same shitty person.
#40 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Tumblr is a site full of random blogs.
Not a single entity

You ever been to tumblr? One half is ask blogs People roleplaying a character and the other half is porn.
#67 - dreadric (12/30/2015) [-]
I have only seen porn blogs and fantasy food blogs, because I love making food from games and movies.
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#51 - warzon (12/30/2015) [-]
And sometimes both.
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#13 - steinway (12/30/2015) [-]
Yeah because tumblr females are one person.

Get this: Most people are tumblr despise feminists like that or are feminists that believe in the wage gap but nothing more.

Not everyone on tumblr thinks alike and why does funnyjunk always have to make it about feminism?
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#22 - listerthepessimist (12/30/2015) [-]
because much like tumblr, we all think alike
#14 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
UWAAAAAAAAAAAH
UWAAAAAAAAAAAH
BABY NEEDS DIAPER CHANGING STATION
CRY SOME MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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#8 - langweilig (12/30/2015) [-]
classic woman logic right? makes no sense
#50 - ddoggdiggity (12/30/2015) [-]
I think logic left this world long ago
#7 - appreciate it 12/30/2015 on Finally +1
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 12/30/2015 on When she says she's... -10
#10 - langweilig has deleted their comment.
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#11 - hurpfry (12/30/2015) [-]
It's because you're fukkin dumb mate
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#12 - hurpfry (12/30/2015) [-]
Oof, guy can't take criticism, deleted his comments, did he?
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#17 - uptightmonkey (12/30/2015) [-]
what did he say?
#50 - turtleshells (12/30/2015) [-]
>>#16,
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#15 - anlbomber (12/30/2015) [-]
Englighten the public of his heinous comment
#48 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
I like the word heinous.....Like alot all my friends use it.....Thank you sooo much....Like really. Thank you.
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#16 - hurpfry (12/30/2015) [-]
He said 'is this reversed' Which was fine on it's own, then he called everyone idiots for thumbing it down and not answering.
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#34 - potatot (12/30/2015) [-]
lol langweilig youre a fuckin idiot
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#2 - gameshredder (12/30/2015) [-]
No, that's how John Cena always puts on his shirts.
#5 - its been awhile since i watched geass. what is this soup suzak…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Finally +1
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#6 - dndxplain (12/30/2015) [-]
description bruv
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#7 - langweilig (12/30/2015) [-]
appreciate it
#6 - Picture 12/30/2015 on Ashovanni 0
#5 - mexicans 12/29/2015 on The tension 0
#3 - Comment deleted 12/29/2015 on Sess 0
#16 - What the **** did you just ******* say abo… 12/29/2015 on Messes me up +1
#11 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Cruise ship has gyroscopic... +6
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#69 - benadryl (12/30/2015) [-]
judging by your roll, yes.
#28 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i… 12/29/2015 on african-american twitter... 0
#20 - droid please! 12/29/2015 on best mates 4 life 0
#27 - the only argument for me would be flannery or maybe m… 12/29/2015 on That's her fetish 0
#82 - i feel you. thanks. some people think thick is fat. and like s… 12/29/2015 on Anon doesn't like fat chicks +1
#12 - yeah but like you **** for fun and **** to make …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Messes me up 0
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#15 - kreekydoorS (12/29/2015) [-]
you dont know my life
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#16 - langweilig (12/29/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#24 - the hottest is skyla. no arguments  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on That's her fetish +1
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#25 - loljkisback (12/29/2015) [-]
Arguing. Sabrina and Lucy are best.
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#27 - langweilig (12/29/2015) [-]
the only argument for me would be flannery or maybe misty. i have a thing for redheads
#79 - when does fat become fat? i like girls with a lil jiggle. no o…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Anon doesn't like fat chicks +3
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#81 - psychotayto (12/29/2015) [-]
There's a clear line between fat and thick.
There's nothing wrong with liking a bit of chub n' tuck but when i say fat chicks i mean the universal definition of what a fat chick is
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#82 - langweilig (12/29/2015) [-]
i feel you. thanks. some people think thick is fat. and like stick and bone girls. no thank you
#83 - good job lil buddy! 12/28/2015 on I made a new feature 0

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User avatar #36 to #35 - muffincannibal (12/30/2015) [-]
YOU USED THE SAME IMAGE TWICE?
User avatar #37 to #36 - hitlerisgod (12/30/2015) [-]
YOU'RE SO LATE
User avatar #38 to #37 - muffincannibal (12/30/2015) [-]
WELL **** I DON'T INSPECT EVERY PROFILE PICTURE TO SEE IF YOU USE THE SAME HITLER **** .
User avatar #39 to #38 - hitlerisgod (12/30/2015) [-]
I USED IT FOR EVERY SINGLE PICTURE LOL

4k PROFILES TO POST ON, NO ******* WAY IN HELL AM I GIVING EVERYONE A DIFFERENT HITLER
#30 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
I just read some recent Badgers news, Joel Stave still starting over Bart Houston...
User avatar #32 to #30 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
also hows your defense supposed to be this year?
User avatar #33 to #32 - saltyfries (08/22/2015) [-]
apparently REALLY good, some linebackers are hurt but their backups are really good so we have depth.
User avatar #34 to #33 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
then i think youll upset bama. they replace EVERYONE on offense. stop derrick henry and youll get it i think at least
User avatar #31 to #30 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
rofl...why? do you want to lose? unfortunate
#23 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
hey just wondering if you're a fan of any other college teams? because I really like North Dakota State and it's a shame that the B1G is eliminating FCS competition starting next year, when NDSU was supposed to play Iowa. I think they realized that Iowa can't win and wanted to avoid embarrassment one more time given Minnesota can't beat these guys. This team is on FIRE in the FCS!
User avatar #24 to #23 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
oh dude yeah ndsu could beat a lot of fbs teams. im almost certain theyd beat iowa haha theyre nasty. but i like the gamecocks but thats mainly just because most my life i have lived in south carolina.
User avatar #25 to #24 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
NDSU has just been badass since their entrance to FCS since 2004, they're the first team to win 4 consecutive FCS titles, 5 consecutive wins against FBS teams (including K-State, Minnesota, Iowa State), 8-3 overall vs FBS (that's just disgusting), John Crockett their RB is a Packer, Brock Jensen unfortunately a free agent I believe which sucks cuz I thought he was fantastic and a great leader (from Waupaca, WI).
User avatar #26 to #25 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
You think theyll try to get into the fbs? because that is pretty damn ridiculous. i remember the college gameday guys went to ndsu games a couple times the last few years. pretty awesome
User avatar #28 to #26 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
also they're overdue for FBS, at least Mountain West, hell I'd say bring them to the B1G! They could beat a multitude of teams here!
User avatar #27 to #26 - saltyfries (08/21/2015) [-]
twice the College Football Live guys went there, they said it was the best 2 shows they ever did. College GameDay hour 1 NDSU vs UIW this was last season, delaware state i couldn't find. Here's their big win though against k-state which was unreal Greatest Drive in NDSU History vs. Kansas State
User avatar #29 to #27 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
thats pretty awesome. i def remember that kstate game. i cant remember what game i was watching i feel like ohio state has a big game that day or something but they kept doing score updates on ndsu and i was just like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! rofl i bet theyd win the mountain west. down to them or boise probably
User avatar #6 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
What part of SC, by the way, man? I used to live in Spartanburg.
User avatar #7 to #6 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh **** nice. small world. Im from aiken. i went to lander actually
User avatar #8 to #7 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
Nice, nice. I only lived there for a short while. From Pamona, California to Spartanburg, South Carolina by the time I was 6, been in Georgia for 17 years now - Cartersville, up near the Tennessee border.
User avatar #9 to #8 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
my brother lives in memphis. i feel like i go through cartersville to get there. maybe. i cant remember haha havent been in a while but awesome!
User avatar #10 to #9 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
I know there's a road that goes through Cartersville that will lead you directly into I believe Knoxville or Nashville...I don't remember which. Not sure about Memphis, haha. Definitely!
User avatar #11 to #10 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
Thats whats up. I dont remember. I rode with my parents last time i went so i dont remember. Small world though for sure
#5 - profssortwntyight (01/30/2015) [-]
I am in germany atm :|
User avatar #1 - capslockrage ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
So are we besties?
User avatar #2 to #1 - langweilig (11/12/2014) [-]
NO I ******* HATE YOU!!!

jk jk we're good dude its the internet! if we didnt get into heated arguments over ice cream and milk then we arent internetting correctly haha
User avatar #3 to #2 - capslockrage ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, ice cream and milk isn't some petty matter, it's some serious ****
User avatar #4 to #3 - langweilig (11/12/2014) [-]
dont **** around with milk. because milk comes from titties and thats just awesome
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