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dating a girl who loves clemson but i hate clemson, bro went to bama but i hate the sec...what do?comment
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#34 - rofl i see what you did there hahahaha 6 hours ago on Love the booty +1
#33 - oh well my bad haha 6 hours ago on Love the booty +1
#29 - you redthumbed me for it sooooooo  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on Love the booty +1
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#31 - vexaton (6 hours ago) [-]
Oh and btw your name is pretty boring I had to
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#34 - langweilig (6 hours ago) [-]
rofl i see what you did there hahahaha
#30 - vexaton (6 hours ago) [-]
I didn't... I'm not the only one who thinks you're a dip. I rarely redthumb people.
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#33 - langweilig (6 hours ago) [-]
oh well my bad haha
#27 - not to me. i often forget youre not allowed to have an opinion on fj  [+] (6 new replies) 6 hours ago on Love the booty +1
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#28 - vexaton (6 hours ago) [-]
Did I deny you from having an opinion? I merely stated my opinion in an absolute as to arouse discussion on the superior dicks you dip
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#29 - langweilig (6 hours ago) [-]
you redthumbed me for it sooooooo
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#31 - vexaton (6 hours ago) [-]
Oh and btw your name is pretty boring I had to
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#34 - langweilig (6 hours ago) [-]
rofl i see what you did there hahahaha
#30 - vexaton (6 hours ago) [-]
I didn't... I'm not the only one who thinks you're a dip. I rarely redthumb people.
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#33 - langweilig (6 hours ago) [-]
oh well my bad haha
#13 - I like circumsized dick in my porn is it that weird?  [+] (8 new replies) 8 hours ago on Love the booty +2
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#25 - vexaton (6 hours ago) [-]
Uncircumsized is the best though...
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#27 - langweilig (6 hours ago) [-]
not to me. i often forget youre not allowed to have an opinion on fj
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#28 - vexaton (6 hours ago) [-]
Did I deny you from having an opinion? I merely stated my opinion in an absolute as to arouse discussion on the superior dicks you dip
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#29 - langweilig (6 hours ago) [-]
you redthumbed me for it sooooooo
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#31 - vexaton (6 hours ago) [-]
Oh and btw your name is pretty boring I had to
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#34 - langweilig (6 hours ago) [-]
rofl i see what you did there hahahaha
#30 - vexaton (6 hours ago) [-]
I didn't... I'm not the only one who thinks you're a dip. I rarely redthumb people.
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#33 - langweilig (6 hours ago) [-]
oh well my bad haha
#23 - plus im agreeing with them...its a lot a of money.... 10 hours ago on Tinder +1
#8 - haha its ok just pointing out the shared love of the zoiby haha 10 hours ago on A Spartan soldier & an orange 0
#22 - do you have a sense of humor? calm the **** down dude 10 hours ago on Tinder +1
#6 - sidenote my gamertag is zoiby. after the legendary dr zoidberg  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on A Spartan soldier & an orange 0
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#7 - hrdla (10 hours ago) [-]
IF it can be anything, why not Zoidberg

Also I don't have a xbox
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#8 - langweilig (10 hours ago) [-]
haha its ok just pointing out the shared love of the zoiby haha
#5 - **langweilig used "*roll picture*"** **langweilig rolled i… 10 hours ago on A Spartan soldier & an orange +5

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User avatar #36 to #35 - muffincannibal (12/30/2015) [-]
YOU USED THE SAME IMAGE TWICE?
User avatar #37 to #36 - hitlerisgod (12/30/2015) [-]
YOU'RE SO LATE
User avatar #38 to #37 - muffincannibal (12/30/2015) [-]
WELL **** I DON'T INSPECT EVERY PROFILE PICTURE TO SEE IF YOU USE THE SAME HITLER **** .
User avatar #39 to #38 - hitlerisgod (12/30/2015) [-]
I USED IT FOR EVERY SINGLE PICTURE LOL

4k PROFILES TO POST ON, NO ******* WAY IN HELL AM I GIVING EVERYONE A DIFFERENT HITLER
#30 - saltyfries ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
I just read some recent Badgers news, Joel Stave still starting over Bart Houston...
User avatar #32 to #30 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
also hows your defense supposed to be this year?
User avatar #33 to #32 - saltyfries ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
apparently REALLY good, some linebackers are hurt but their backups are really good so we have depth.
User avatar #34 to #33 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
then i think youll upset bama. they replace EVERYONE on offense. stop derrick henry and youll get it i think at least
User avatar #31 to #30 - langweilig (08/22/2015) [-]
rofl...why? do you want to lose? unfortunate
#23 - saltyfries ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
hey just wondering if you're a fan of any other college teams? because I really like North Dakota State and it's a shame that the B1G is eliminating FCS competition starting next year, when NDSU was supposed to play Iowa. I think they realized that Iowa can't win and wanted to avoid embarrassment one more time given Minnesota can't beat these guys. This team is on FIRE in the FCS!
User avatar #24 to #23 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
oh dude yeah ndsu could beat a lot of fbs teams. im almost certain theyd beat iowa haha theyre nasty. but i like the gamecocks but thats mainly just because most my life i have lived in south carolina.
User avatar #25 to #24 - saltyfries ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
NDSU has just been badass since their entrance to FCS since 2004, they're the first team to win 4 consecutive FCS titles, 5 consecutive wins against FBS teams (including K-State, Minnesota, Iowa State), 8-3 overall vs FBS (that's just disgusting), John Crockett their RB is a Packer, Brock Jensen unfortunately a free agent I believe which sucks cuz I thought he was fantastic and a great leader (from Waupaca, WI).
User avatar #26 to #25 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
You think theyll try to get into the fbs? because that is pretty damn ridiculous. i remember the college gameday guys went to ndsu games a couple times the last few years. pretty awesome
User avatar #28 to #26 - saltyfries ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
also they're overdue for FBS, at least Mountain West, hell I'd say bring them to the B1G! They could beat a multitude of teams here!
User avatar #27 to #26 - saltyfries ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
twice the College Football Live guys went there, they said it was the best 2 shows they ever did. College GameDay hour 1 NDSU vs UIW this was last season, delaware state i couldn't find. Here's their big win though against k-state which was unreal Greatest Drive in NDSU History vs. Kansas State
User avatar #29 to #27 - langweilig (08/21/2015) [-]
thats pretty awesome. i def remember that kstate game. i cant remember what game i was watching i feel like ohio state has a big game that day or something but they kept doing score updates on ndsu and i was just like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! rofl i bet theyd win the mountain west. down to them or boise probably
User avatar #6 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
What part of SC, by the way, man? I used to live in Spartanburg.
User avatar #7 to #6 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh **** nice. small world. Im from aiken. i went to lander actually
User avatar #8 to #7 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
Nice, nice. I only lived there for a short while. From Pamona, California to Spartanburg, South Carolina by the time I was 6, been in Georgia for 17 years now - Cartersville, up near the Tennessee border.
User avatar #9 to #8 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
my brother lives in memphis. i feel like i go through cartersville to get there. maybe. i cant remember haha havent been in a while but awesome!
User avatar #10 to #9 - octopusafrican (02/07/2015) [-]
I know there's a road that goes through Cartersville that will lead you directly into I believe Knoxville or Nashville...I don't remember which. Not sure about Memphis, haha. Definitely!
User avatar #11 to #10 - langweilig (02/07/2015) [-]
Thats whats up. I dont remember. I rode with my parents last time i went so i dont remember. Small world though for sure
#5 - profssortwntyight (01/30/2015) [-]
I am in germany atm :|
User avatar #1 - capslockrage ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
So are we besties?
User avatar #2 to #1 - langweilig (11/12/2014) [-]
NO I ******* HATE YOU!!!

jk jk we're good dude its the internet! if we didnt get into heated arguments over ice cream and milk then we arent internetting correctly haha
User avatar #3 to #2 - capslockrage ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, ice cream and milk isn't some petty matter, it's some serious ****
User avatar #4 to #3 - langweilig (11/12/2014) [-]
dont **** around with milk. because milk comes from titties and thats just awesome
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